need a laptop asap /g/ help pls
- must be under 15mm in thickness
- full aluminum body
- at least 2560x1440
- 16 GB RAM
- I don't need any GPU apart from the integrated one on Intel processors
- SSD (anything more than 200 GB: I have an external hard disk for media storage)
- I have zero use for ports
- Good battery life
- strictly less than 15 inches
- MOST IMPORTANT: LINUX COMPATIBLE
>>60289823
Surface Laptop
>>60289865
>win 10 S
XPS 13 Developer Edition with InfinityEdge Display
Post books /g/tards recommend yet never read.
>>60289684
I read CPT&T, and applied it at work.
the c book and the data structure crap posted all the time in dpt
the c programming language 2nd edition
>command prompt pops up for an instant
>computer beeps
>nothing in log file
>web camera led flashes
Where is the "log file" in Windows?
>>60289342
C:/gays/44/TheGame
Im on my sisters chromebook
What do?
>>60288945
Search for nudes
>>60288953
do it OP unless you're gay
>>60288953
do this fgt
What am I doing wrong, /g/uys?
I bought this 32 Watt T8 Electronic Ballast Shop light (uses 4' 32 Watt T8 Tube Bulbs). I also buy the T8 LED replacement bulbs that are LITERALLY right next to that lamp on the shelf at Walmart.
I take it home and plug the GE T8 LED bulbs into the lamp.
Immediatelly I notice a burning plastic smell.
I try to turn the bulb in tighter, but it still smokes. Wtf guys? It says the bulbs are compatible with electronic ballasts for T8 lamps. That's exactly what this lamp is.
Let me give you some back story, so you can understand my frustration.
Be excited about LED technology. Plan on replacing all the flourascent T12 lights in my house with LED replacements.
Buy 4' T8 LED replacement bulbs that you're supposed to be able to just plug into the lamp without even removing the ballast.
I plug it in and it doesn't even work.
I also bought a T8 electronic ballast light. Plug my T12 bulb into it. And it doesn't work. Realize then that T8 and T12 aren't compatible. But on Amazon you CAN buy universal replacements for T8 and T12.
Anyway, I did everything right with this one. The lamp is T8, the bulb is T8. They both say they're 32Watt. But BOTH LED BULBS STILL SMOKE.
WHAT IS GOING ON?
you bought your shit at walmart. there's your problem.
>>60289400
I knew someone would say that.
Now someone who's not a bigoted sonofabitch.
Start at 0V and slowly raise it
tfw no comfy cyberpunk otaku collective to sell electronic scrap out of, financing anime figures + video games
have u tried updoc
>>60288761
enlighten me
omg you big bakas
why is project neon so shit
because it's an ugly macOS ripoff
>>60288321
but Microsoft has done Mac OS rip-offs before and done them better, like Aero
>>60288329
aero is even uglier and doesn't look like anything apple has ever put out
So, does someone here knows about optimization?
Do you delete your shellbags annon?
Also is it a good idea to make a ramdisk of 4gb to use it for cache?, im looking forward to do that
>>60288264
Optimization tip #1: Buy an SSD.
Optimization tip #2: Don't fiddle with your OS if you don't know exactly what you're doing.
>ramdisk of 4gb to use it for cache
Cache for WHAT? Do you run disk-intensive applications? SQL Server? No? Then you don't need a ramdisk for cache.
>>60288264
install gentoo
>>60288264
install gentoo
what should i upgrade?
gsync monitor
wait for coffee, Volta vega etc
>>60288171
RAM, perhaps?
>>60288171
>i5
>single channel RAM
>3.5GB cuck card
>1080p
>Windows 10
Just throw the whole thing in the fucking trash where it belongs.
Hey /g/, why aren't you browsing 4chan on your watch right now?
>>60288056
because im not retarded
>>60288056
Because I didn't fall for the smartwatch meme.
So they finally developed a fully circular screen?
Speccy thread / Specs thread.
Waiting for Zen+.
>tfw these are literally never going to die ever
nice meme
They said that about Myspace.
>>60287827
That's because Facebook came along and killed it.
Who is killing Facebook?
Is it just me, or were people on the internet far more cynical and aggressive in the 00's? Outside of myspace, everything that is remotely mainstream or "normie" got shat on relentlessly. Try looking up discussions about emo when emo was the hip thing. People got death threats on forums for liking emo music. It was a dick-measuring contest of who does/likes the most obscure and inaccessible stuff than others. I remember linux fanatics being far more vocal in the older internet than now for example.
Nowadays, hipsters and hip-hop-heads are the cool things, and (even with a decent amount of hate) they are far more acccepted in today's internet than hip-hoppers or emos in the 00's internet. I've noticed that "poptimism" has been gaining traction online.
"Normies taking over" doesn't sound valid enough. Everyone I knew had internet back in the 2000's.
So what happened?
>>60287630
is 4chan not enough for you?
>>60287643
Even 4chan seems tame compared to the older 4chan/online forums. If you go on /mu/, you get called a neckbeard for hating on hip-hop and pop and teased for liking obscure metal music for example.
I'm not asking for that stuff to come back, I'm just curious on what caused everything to change.
If it makes you feel better i think you should totally kys
My iphone just stopped downloading songs after i reseted it. It even refuses to download it after i press the button to
>>60287406
Insert phone into rectum. Post pics.
Get an Android phone instead of using that iToy.
o no
This is my current laptop, it sucks dick with Windows and it's slow as hell.
What Linux distro would you guys recommend that's lightweight and relatively easy to use?
>>60287401
Lubuntu or Bunsen Labs.
>>60287401
I had a laptop with that exact CPU and RAM, but even slower 32 GB eMMC storage. I clean installed Windows 10, debloated it and never had an issue with it speed-wise. Sounds like you just suck. At life.
>>60287453
the point is to not have windows at all you pillowfucker, i dont give a fuck how fast your shit runs