How do you hide your pornography, /g/?
I have a 500GB internal hard drive that I harvested off of an old computer. Whenever I want to jerk off, I retrieve the HDD from a box under my bed, after which I will open my computer case and connect the HDD to the computer's motherboard and PSU (after making sure the fans have stopped whirring, of course).
This ought to prevent family members from coming across my explicit material, as I doubt any of them are tech literate enough to connect an internal hard drive to a computer (they also all have super thin Macbooks, and I doubt those have SATA ports, kek). But is this enough of a deterrent? Of course not.
When the HDD has been connected to the machine, no porn will be found. Why? Because it's encrypted, and the only way to unencrypt it is with a 7 word passphrase I have invented specifically for this purpose using Diceware.
So let's say that the HDD has been connected, and that the porn has been unencrypted and the virtual drive B: has been fully mounted. Am I ready to fap now? Of course not.
Now I have to figure out exactly what I want to do. For you see, my hard drive contains the following programs:
-File manager with built-in image viewer and video player
-Kodi (why? we'll get to that)
This means that all porn-related activities are isolated to this hard drive.
For now, let's say I want to enjoy one of the many lesbian JAVs I have stored on this hard drive. I could just double-click on the video I want to see, right? Of course not.
For you see, when I jerk off, I like to lay on my bed and watch porn on the flat screen television I have hanging on my wall. The problem with this arrangement is that I also want to enjoy the sound of Japanese lesbians screaming with pleasure (or pain? You can never really be sure); this is difficult to do on the TV, as the loud speakers will be non-discrete, to put it lightly. All hope is lost, right? Of course not.
For you see, I have found a solution to this problem. Before commencing with my private sexy time, I will open a program that will stream the audio coming from the computer to my smartphone with low latency. Before I can open this program, however, I must set the bitrate of my computer's audio device to 44100 Hz, as this will improve the streaming quality. Now my smartphone can be used as a wireless headset.
All of the practical things have been sorted out. Now I just need to open Kodi, which is a media player that can be controlled using my wireless Xbox 360 controller; then pick my lesbian JAV and enjoy.
After my selfish act of hedonism is complete, I must repeat the entire process backwards.
In the end I put the hard drive back in the box under my bed, where it shall remain for the next 14 days.
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I used to think the only problem is that it was harder to use, but then i learned that it cracks easily, and thermal expansions etc killed a whole lot of electronics and is probably one of the main causes of the e-waste.
And now i learned that it may also grow "whiskers" that can cause shorts.
What's next? it can strangle kitties when left unattended?
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Got a new HP laptop with Windows 10 about a week ago and noticed the mousepad briefly freezes after pressing any keys. Every fucking tutorial or forum I look at tells me nothing. All the settings I'm told to look at don't exist.
When I plug a regular USB mouse in, that works fine, the mousepad is fucked and there's no way I can figure out how to fix it.
Does anyone here have the same problem and know how to solve it?
I'm a music producer and this gets seriously frustrating. I'm about to lose my shit.
What are you working on, /g/?
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