How would you program happiness in AI?
>>61375226bool happy;
>>61375226
print("I'm so happy!")
>>61375226
Wanting to do the thing that makes them happy more.
>make waifubots happy to be with you
>turns into a yandere
Is it true that current devices (especially cellphones) are designed with a hard coded life expectancy of 2 years? I had a Galaxy S4 for 2 years give or take and its motherboard died, so I got an S5 (big mistake) and it was ok, but now it recently turned 2 and the phone started shutting down when having 20% battery. I bought a new battery, which fixed the issue...for 3 months, and now the same shit happened but at 80% and the battery fucking poped. My friend told me that they really don't last more than 2 years.
Why's that? My brother still has a functional first gen iphone, hell I don't think its even first gen, I think it's BEFORE that, like the prototype
>>61375081
It is called Planned obsolescence.
>>61375081
I still have a working S4 been using it since s4 came out
>>61375081
uhhh
I still have a galaxy s2 and a HTC G2 working fine to this day.
Name a better audio brand.
>Hint, you can't.
:DDD
xd
Not audio only, but Razer makes some sick headphones.
Just had an interview for a web developer position at a very large institution.
I said 4chan as an example of a website I use to stay current. How fucked am I?
If he didn't react right away, you're likely fine.
You could have busy said tumblr or something.
>>61375099
He laughed, but I think it was a good laugh.
>>61375117
I should have, but it slipped out. Plus it's the honest truth.
https://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/07/11/viking_50tb_ssds/
>50TB SSD finally on sale
How many are you buying /g/?
>>61375037
none. all movies suck, I only play games 10+ years old, and everything i do is editing text files, in some sense. I think I should go back to floppies.
>MSRP:$199999
Ayy lmao
>>61375082
>I think I should go back to floppies.
i like this idea
how expensive are they now?
How can I begin modeling a program in Python to increase my edge in NLHE cash games?
>>61375031
kill yourself nigger
>>61375031
gb2/b, frogposter, you don't belong here.
>write pseudocode
>put it in .py file
>run it
thats it pretty much
Anyone else /watchposting/?
>>61375023
No, I post from my fridge.
>>61375023
stupid watchposter.
RIP
ITT freeware or paid software for LInux.
WPS Office is an office suite will full MS Office document format compatibility http://wps-community.org/downloads
>>61375022
>Software for Linux
Best joke ever
Renoise is a digital audio workstation (DAW) based upon the heritage and development of tracker software http://www.renoise.com/download
>>61375022
>free botnet
What does /g/ think of void linux?
is the only good reason to use it no systemd
It's an independent distribution. I'm running it right now. It's fairly easy to install and gives a lot of packages. I hope it becomes one of the "main" distributions
libc musl, amazing package management.
FAST AS FUCK.
>>61374985
Zach is that you? Fuck off
So what's /g/ favourite window manager?
I've been using i3 for awhile and so far it's surely worth it's money.
Xmonad, on the other hand felt a bit clunly but I know that there are lot of fans of that WM.
cwm
dwm
it just works and is easy to configure
>>61375306
You and I should be friends. (I could really use some.)
I need a cheap laptop, I plan on installing linux on it (I'll try gentoo probably), and need it only for programming using vim, downloading stuff, and probably some shitposting. What do you suggest? Should I give in to the Thinkpad meme?
>>61374941
Bait
Macbook Pro with retina display TM
>>61374941
yes, get an X220
Post your IP besides loopback
>>61374914
255.255.255.255
192.168.1.191
Fite me nignog.
>>61374943
>>61374932
fug xbbbbbb
Time to get serious /g/.
We need a comprehensive guide, listing all the things to look for before buying a ThinkPad.
>Physical Inspection - parts which commonly break
>Hardware - ???
>Encrypted shit - BIOS, etc
>Software - most come with Windows so we need quick ways to check things while buying.
Let's compile a checklist that we can quickly tick off while buying a used MemeMachineā¢
>Better if we can get a model specific list. Example: The palmrest near the card slot on the x230 known to break, supposedly.
inb4: read the buyers guide faggot.
That's not enough.
>>61374871
missing screws
cum stains
locked bios
computrace
bedbugs*
* only in america
>>61374980
Yes but how exactly to check? Like how you know if computrace is enabled?
>>61374980
Yes OP, cum stains is a very important one. You must always check that there's enough of it under the keys for proper tactile crunchiness when typing.
Why aren't you browsing /g/ from a T420?
I'm browsing it from a T430 :^)
>>61374750
Because x220 is love.
>>61374750
Because I'm browsing via my dual xeon desktop
Say goodbye to the years of work on accessible web design documentation.
https://blog.mozilla.org/opendesign/mdns-new-design-beta/
How do we end the web era?
>>61374715
By removing the SJWs and feminazis especially from the Industry.
I don't get it. It looks almost exactly the same.