>be me, solo sysadmin of company of ~100 employees
>bored one day
>change all the server hostnames to animu names
>modt files are all ascii girls with lewd text (pic related)
A few months later
>Over the phone intercom
>"Alek, the PCI compliance officer is on his way up"
>shit shit shit
>quickly hide playstation, close /g/ tabs
>Compliance officer walks into office
>"Don't worry, I just need to log in and run a few commands"
>Watch in silent horror as he opens up terminal session
I have never been so devastated in my entire life. The look of confusion, anger, and disappointment on this 50 year old mans face killed me inside.
So how is your day going?
Cute Lum, could do without the profanity though.
4chan.com daily programming thread /dpt/ edition
Why use Windows?
Is this the best Distro, nowadays?
- Free as in freedom
- No kernel blobs
- No SystemD '''(NSA init system)'''
- No proprietary software '''(faac, cisco openH264 )'''
- Stable and security distro
**inb4: gentoo, crux and voidlinux are great options but have close source codes (Spywares).**
>but have close source codes (Spywares).**
DAILY REMINDER to not forget taking your daily pills.
Im setting up a server on an old desktop (for hosting whatever I feel like, ftp, web, irc). Its not too old, runs windy 7 ok, and I've tried ubuntu server in the past but it seemed pretty bloated. I've heard a lot of good stuff about debian but Im curious what /g/ recommends.
Itll be headless, so what distro would you guys rec?
>have 4k monitor
>literally no linux DE exist that can scale as well is windows 10
>everything looks junky and out of place on both gnome and kde when scaled, even when integer
when will the developers wake up already?
this is a very important feature that should have been implemented a long time ago
Broke dicks who can't afford modern pcs or drop M$ cash are the majority of linux users. 4k is completely useless for people with command line on their monitors and dragon dildos on their computer chairs.
> typo in a kernel parameter?
>ENJOY BEING STUCK AND HAVING TO USE RESCUE CD
> silently ignore error, show message after boot
>typo in fstab or filesystem not presend?
>ENJOY YOUR BUTTHOLE BEING RAPED
>have to boot into rescue mode and fix instead of being offered a choice whether to ignore or edit entry
>show message after boot with choices
This is why noone uses linux, its literally anti user
Should a country's leader know how to program?
The only people who should know how to program are people who are fucking interested in it
Should you know how to build a house from scratch because you live in one?
Then don't be a fucking idiot about everything else just because TECHNOLOGY
Stupid questions thread
Ask stupid questions ITT (in this thread)
If requesting purchasing advice, please provide your country and what carrier you will be using it with, along with wanted features, budget and size.
>reviews, specs, comparisons
>Recommended Chinkphones $80-$300 as of a long time ago (outdated)
>Post a mini-review of your phone
>Discuss upcoming and current models
>Ask for help related to phones
>Tell us how much shekels you spent on good/bad phone
>PRAISE THE CHINKPHONES unless you live in America you shits
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ZTE launches a $99 phone with a fingerprint sensor
Source: Pixel XL 2 will have Ambient Display Always On, Squeezing while Screen Off, Multiple Display Profiles, and More
Samsung has released a app that can live stream your device to Twitch, YouTube, and Facebook.
HTC U11 - Real Review
Moto G5 Plus 32 GB drops to $199, 64 GB model to $249
>Windows 95 only needed 50 mb of drive space to function yet can more or less accomplish all the basic functions of a modern OS
Windows 10 requires a minimum of 16gb. Where does all this bloat come from? What is taking up over 300x as much storage?
How do you do your cable management?
Why aren't people programming everything inline for maximum gains and throughput?
inb4 goto is bad
Any other phones that aren't butt ugly except Sony Xperia?
Why are other brands so incapable of creating a beautiful product?
They all copy the shit face ugly iPhone/Samsung round-corner pig disgusting design
HTC One at least tried something new ...
But other than that, why is Sony so superior?
Is it just because they're Japanese?
Post your idea that you're having now.
>Some kool bitcoin/altcoin 'managing' website that providing privacy to users
>Anime streaming sites using torrent streaming technology
How about u?
>Post your idea that you're having now.
Using reverse NTB mappings to put IO command queues on separate hosts in a PCIe cluster, allowing multiple computers to share a single NVMe SSD simultaneously.
Guts thread, progress edition.
What are your recent or planned updates to your rig?
Pic related, I made a lot of mistakes building my first pc last year and have made quite a few changes since then
Nice, looks quite like the system I want to build in a few Months.
I got a RX 480 Nitro+ OC,
want to buy the Corsair H110i, the Phanteks Eclipse P400 Tempered, but in a modded, more silent style (from caseking.de).
But as finish, I want to add some UV LEDs and UV reactive paint to "pimp" it even more