ITT: Prove you're from /fit/ or /lit/

>>14120
i can read

I'm not from /fit/ because I can actually get a girlfriend desu.

That and I don't become prison gay.

>>14120
Ancient history a paraphase is my favorite book.

I lift 4 times a week and dedicate at least 1-2 hours of reading every day.

The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to get fit doesn’t do so out of quote ‘hopelessness’ or any abstract conviction that life’s assets and debits do not square. And surely not because fitness seems suddenly appealing. The person in whom Its invisible agony reaches a certain unendurable level will kget fit the same way a trapped person will eventually jump from the window of a burning high-rise. Make no mistake about people who leap from burning windows. Their terror of falling from a great height is still just as great as it would be for you or me standing speculatively at the same window just checking out the view; i.e. the fear of falling remains a constant. The variable here is the other terror, the fire’s flames: when the flames get close enough, falling to death becomes the slightly less terrible of two terrors. It’s not desiring the fall; it’s terror of the flames. And yet nobody down on the sidewalk, looking up and yelling ‘Don’t!’ and ‘Just be yourself’, can understand the jump. Not really. You’d have to have personally been trapped and felt flames to really understand a terror way beyond falling.

>>14120
The last book I read was Hamlet. That was 15 years ago for a school assignment.

I'm overweight and can't read

>>14165
>1-2 hours of reading every day

so you're obviously not from /lit/ then

>>14142
Must be a /fit/izen then

>>14120
My 1 RM Deadlift is Tiny's parents.

>>14165
>only 1-2 hours
kys

>>14187
bingo you caught me

>>14120
I'm a huge Orson Welles.

>>14186
same t b h
but I'm totally going to write an ebin low-fantasy 57 part masterpiece that overshadows a song of plebs and plebs

i know about bane

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I understand this in all its beauty and deeper meaning

>>14221
is there any other kind of Orson Welles?

Lit is a board filled with pseudo intellectuals who have never read anything beyond a wiki article but pretend to know everything.
The only meme's i remember are start with the greeks and spamming David foster Wallace threads

>>14120
I lift to be a sick cunt.

>>14230
Why does he wear the mask?

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>>14238
>Lit is a board filled with pseudo intellectuals who have never read anything beyond a wiki article but pretend to know everything.

I noticed that too

>>14254
it would be extremely painful

>>14120

I do dumbell press with copies of Infinite Jest. In the gym. To assert my superiority amongst the plebs.

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/fit/ here

I work out every day and spend about 2 hours taking notes on Osman's Dream.

>>14238
/fit/ is a board where people who don't even go to the gym give each other lifting advice. I see why the two boards ware combined.

>>14120
lit is the most degenerate part of 4chan
fucking stupid chads

I visit zyzz's grave once a year and dump a tub of whey into the dirt and mix it together to make sure he doesn't lose his gains

I tried GOMAD and gave up after a month as I collapsed into a pool of my own milk vomit and tears after giving up reading infinite jest within the second chapter

>no body dysmorphic disorder or any other mental illness

tfw too smart for books

>>14120
I'm a manlet

>>14230
WHY DOES HE WEAR THE MASK?

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Im actually from /v/. I dont work out or read books. What are you going to do about it?

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I'm a Genova's Witness

>>14142
I'm From Neither, Just Visiting the Joint Boards

Can I get a Recommendation my /lit/ friends?

I need an actual book to read

Anything that would have a /vr/ vibe to it?
or a D&D Vibe?
clearly not from /fit/

>>14507
also what the hell is the "spoiler" thing? is that a lit thing? pretty fuggin gay desu

I don't lift.

>>14507
halloween party out!!
it sick!!

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HAHAHA MANLETS

>>14120
I eat 27 meals a day and take creatine.

>>14534
HELL YES it's sick it's piss!!

>>14120
>tfw no gf

>>14527
/fit/izen

I actually read

Didnt even know there was a lit. And why the fuck are they like combined now?

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My OHP-stats are terrible, so I'm from /fit/

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>F I V E
>S C O O P S

>>14186
Lit?

>>14120
1 rep max haha

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>>14682
>2017
>only using FIVE SCOOPS
you're not gonna make it bro

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>>14120
I am from /fitlit/

The proof is in my picture.

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This is me. Literally me. No other character can come close to relating to me like this. There is no way you can convince me this is not me. This character could not possibly be anymore me. It’s me, and nobody can convince me otherwise. If anyone approached me on the topic of this not possibly being me, then I immediately shut them down with overwhelming evidence that this character is me. This character is me, it is indisputable. Why anyone would try to argue that this character is not me is beyond me. If you held two pictures of me and this character side by side, you’d see no difference. I can safely look at this character every day and say “Yup, that’s me”. I can practically see this character every time I look at myself in the mirror. I go outside and people stop me to comment how similar I look and act to this character. I chuckle softly as I’m assured everyday this character is me in every way. I can smile each time I get out of bed every morning knowing that I’ve found my identity with this character and I know my place in this world. It’s really quite funny how similar this character is to me, it’s almost like we’re identical twins. When I first saw this character, I had an existential crisis. What if this character was the real me and I was the fictional being. What if this character actual became aware of my existence? Did this character have the ability to become self aware itself?

there is probably 2 people on the board that will recognize @__________@ avg

>>14507
>>14518
Wait we have spoilers now? /lit/, babe, you can stay as long as you like

>>14518
Try Ready Player One by Ernest Cline?

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about to have my first sip of the day

i hate reading and my BMI is 40.15

>>14120
I weight 400 pounds

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/fit/-/pol/ master race reporting in

>>15111
trips of truth
sure thing

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FUUUUUARK

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stronglifts is a literal meme no your arms do not get big from fucking doing bench once a week mehdi you dumb cunt. fuck FUCK YOU MEHDI.

last book i read was 1q84 and it was a fucking slog. i liked it but murakamis up his own ass.

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SIP BOYS where we at?

>>14120
Starting Strenght is a meme

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>>14120
Favourite book is Starting Strength, the author's utilization of American Minimalism is profound.

>>14682
why does wealth piano always looks like he's about to explode

>>15168
trying to evaporate his humanity

>>15168
Because he has skin cancer, kidney stones, and a failing liver held together only by the regenerative capabilities of IGF-1, healthy doses of TUDCA, and unaltered power of will.

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guess which board

>>15148
fuck who is this, mirin hard

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>>14120

There was only one enemy remaining; two if you counted God.

Memoevskij is shit and The Karamazov Brothers are his biggest dump; Jason Blaha is going beyond memestar.

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>forgetting to tip the gym receptionist when you enter the gym

Too /fit/ for /lit/ and all their spooks tbqhwy

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INFINITE JEST
>INFINITE JEST
INFINITE JEST
>INFINITE JEST
INFINITE JEST

Anyone else catch Scooby's live stream last night.

Jeff confirmed as Scoob's son.

Lately, Goethe and Woolf have resurged; a few days previous Wittgenstein plateau'd. Just after Washington's birthday the board became a semblance of its former self for about a week, but March has been bad, frankly. April? April still has time to look good in a bikini if she'd only begin an exercise regimen of.. some sort? immediately, and go on a diet, too.

>>15318

Definitely /lit/

Nobody on /fit/ would dare send that.

>be me
>love lit, top scorer in class for lit every test
>always reading when I can
>used to work out 3 days/week, sports clubs 5 times/week (fencing, football)
>girl breaks my heart
>quit clubs, fall into depression, stick to reading but stop reading as much

>three years later
>only exercise every now and then when someone invites me to the gym
>lift 2.5kg weights halfheartedly
>run 2.4k "whew, that was a good run"
>last time I went to the gym was a month ago
>another cute girl breaks me off
>been rereading Murakami and thinking about girls
>boards are merged for 4chan April Fools

Is this destiny? A reminder to regain my former body and not succumb to the temptation of futile intellectual pursuit? Or to find my happy medium between the two?

>>14120
intermediate lifts, good face, cant get gf

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>>15513
literally you

>>15264
/tg/

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>go to sleep last night after posting on /fit/
>wake up to some bastardized fusion of boards

what the fuck, I've been through too much...

"And seeing her gazing, with her vague, now rather frightened, eyes fixed where no house was Mr Ramsay forgot his dream; how he walked up and down between the urns on the terrace; how the arms were stretched out to him. He thought, women are always like that; the vagueness of their minds is hopeless; it was a thing he had never been able to understand; but so it was."

Written by a woman.

>>15580
kek, I'm not autistic. I'm not fat or skinny, but definitely lost a lot of definition. Besides, can still get girls unlike that guy

>>14120
i have read starting strength

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/lit/

>>14120
/v/irgin detected.

It's okay, I lift to get an autistic gf too

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>>15648
>not succumb to the temptation of futile intellectual pursuit
u sure?

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>>14173
for the first time in 10 years, somebody understands how i felt at 12
and it's a fucking anon on 4chan
thank you

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>>14120

last book I read front to back was catcher in the rye for a book report in high school 7 years ago

>>14120
I read Ulysses and understood it.

>>15136
>tfw 33BMI at 11%
NO HUMANITY

My max 1rep bench is 110 lbs
;__;

>>14518
>Anything that would have a /vr/ vibe to it?
>or a D&D Vibe?
>clearly not from /fit/
what did he mean by this?

>>14120
DYEL kissless virgin
sip everyday

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I have had an unassembled squat rack and bench in my room for 2 years, but I also have pic related from the library

>>15168
anything with that much mass is bound to be unstable

>>15840
>/lit/

>>15762
They were meant to be ironically pretentious...
It's okay, we just have different ideas for what is funny

>>15853
Something along the lines of Final Fantasy, or Dungeons and Dragons

and that I'm not from /fit/ as I mentioned Dungeons and Dragons

>>15918
correct

>>15925
*about
English is not my first language

>>15277
Jujimufu

>>15277
Its jiujimufu newfag.

He's a baased /fit/izen https://www.instagram.com/p/BRtMkkuh-WP/?taken-by=jujimufu&hl=en

>>15814
/fit/, only brainlets act like they understand that book

I'm both. I have a crippling creatine addiction and my favorite books are Don Quixote and the Count of Monte Cristo.

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All my lifts are shit and my life is a mess

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I remember who this was before the spark left her eyes ;_;

>>15925
p-poes law

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>>16016
F

>>16016
come back to me my puffy pussy princess

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>>16016
4/10

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>>15945
>and that I'm not from /fit/ as I mentioned Dungeons and Dragons
what did you mean by this?

>>16077
more pls/

>>14120
my favorite book is the great gatsby.

I can lift 2 plate.

guess which board im from?

>>16102
>ITT: Prove you're from /fit/ or /lit/
Proof I'm from neither

>>14120
I actually W E N T M A D

>>16066
she is back on youtube, just go look for it

>>16016
ugly hoe looks like she got a stroke lmao

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>>16132

I like traps

>>16077

Fucking pleb. I dare you to find me a /fitlit/ qt girl.

>>16030
kek, fair enough

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I already browsed both.

>>16140
kill yourself faggot

>>15319
holy... i want more...

>>16077

Sweet mother of God.

>>14144
Way too close to home, my friend.

>>16210
>/fit/
just trying to get a book recommendation

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>>16213
>>16132

>>16257
roll

>>16257
0/10 none of them are my type

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>>14120
I do 100kg bench for reps and I own Kindle paperwhite 3.

>>16320
>owning a kindle
/fit/ confirmed

>>14120
i lift everyday and i do gomad

>>16320
/lit/

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>>16257
>/lit/ and /fit both post cute girls

with this merger we could have twice as many

>>16351
Nice to meet you /lit/

>>16314
sounds like 6,7 is more your speed
>>16257

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>>16361
>cute girls

I read Japanese light novels off my phone while on the cardio machine

>>16392
that's not cute
why is she acting like a man

>>16392
she could punch me until I told her she was cute

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>>16449
>that's not cute
leave fag

>>15129

>Yellow
>Not white

Lit pls go you don't deserve to sip

Wait, so this entire time I could have found pictures of cute, fit women on /fit/?! What a fantastic merger.

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>>16348
You got me! Kindle not popular among /lit/ters?

So it goes..
"sips"

:^)

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>>14120

>>16491
Jesus her hands are manly

>>14120
I've read Gravity's Rainbow twice
So obviously I'm not from /lit/

I am just a lucky guy

>>14120
I squat in the curl rack

>>16802
kilo you are self

>>16860
gooby plz

>>15715
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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>>14120
How many books do you think Zyzz read in his entire life?

>>14182
>>15136
/lit/izens confirmed.

>>14120
>joyce is a cuck

>supermong was a cuck

>>15138
you should kill yourself

>>14518
Neuromancer or Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep

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>>16609
>>16348
>>16320
Is this for real?

Damn, I would've been exposed for the dirty /fit/izen I am as well. Kindle nigger here (even though I almost definitely read markedly less on it than I do with physical books)

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>>15129
>>15158
>>16624
S I P B O Y S

>>15594
worst part is we have to put up with these cunts for a day.

>>14142
NERDS ARE ON MY BOARD

REEEEE

>>15580
That's got to be the retard exam room tho.

/fit/ and /lit/ girls are both fucking ugly lmao
on one hand you have roided out shemales, on the other you have huge sacks of fat that can barely talk... with /fit/ loving THICC and /lit/ being numale cucks who are probably into dom you should wifeswap so everyone can be happy

>>14120
i literally havent touched a book in years

I like girls with penises and protein shakes.

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>>17332
Look who got tired of his MLP board

Watch this

Pynchons my fav writer for sure because my fav thing in books is goofs, gags, jokes and rambunctious behavior, and his books are full to the brim of it. Every novel is like one of those novelty snake cans, you open the book & POP you get a face fulla snakes and you fall back cackling. The mad mind, the crack genius, to do it! and then you think hmmm whats he gonna do next, this trickster, and you pick the book back up and BZZZZZZZZZZ you get a shock and Hahahahahah you've been pranked again by the old pynchmeister, that card. "Did that Pynch?" he says, laughing yukyukyukyuk. Watch him as he shoves a pair of plastic buck teeth right up into his mouth and displays em for you- left, right, center- "you like dese? Do i look handsome???" Pulls out a mirror. "Ah!" Hand to naughty mouth. And you're on your ass again laughing as he snaps his suspenders, exits stage right, and appears again hauling a huge golden gong.

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>>14120
I am from here

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>>14120
/fit/ for life
/lit/ has no gains and thats sad

>>14120
5'7" is an average human male height

>>17403
Nice try Pynchon

>>17450
Only if you count manlets

>>14120
Infinite Chest

>>14120
i want to fuck dudes

>>17395
oh okay, betamales. or omegas. that better?

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>>17250
SIP BOYS TRASH
SCOOPBOYS

>>16012
>not being able to stop after you pop
not going to make it

I have been lifting for 4 years and have made zero measurable progress

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>>14120
I am free from Pure Ideology


I am not

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>>14142

>>14173

and but so I wonder: if dave had been /fitlit/ would it have stopped him from doing an hero?

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>>14120
CRASH

>>14120
I yell at people online and tell them to do meme exercises while having no experience in weightlifting, been on /fit/ for 7 years now l have yet to touch a barbell

>>15513
murakami is some good shit bro.

Also YES. Your story sounds a lot like mine. Well read, but allowed my physical fitness to fall apart. I've been going STRONG at the gym for about a year now, and I can't even recognize myself. You can do it too bro, we're all gonna make it!

>>18005
Holy... I want more.

T.S. Eliot's the wasteland was supposed to be humorous, especially "I should have been a pair of ragged claws". "Much Ado About Nothing" is a pun about vagina. ;-)

>>14348
underrated post

>>14518
The Chronicles Of Amber by Zelazny.

>>16257
Roll

>>17509
Underrated

>>16077
what book I gotta read to get traps like that brah?

>>18498
It that the one with Robots or the one with merlin and alternate realities/dimensions?
**i never finished either series**
**because i never had all the books**

>>14120
in scoobz i trust.

>>15148
are those the famous barbelll flies

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>>15784

...Wait, holy shit. We're free from /fit/ for a day. Can...can we have source talk? Asking for a friend and my crushing body dysmorphia. Mostly the second one though.

>>17319
That's an IB exam paper. I'm pretty sure the reading in two years of IB is more than what /lit/ claims to know

>T. IB student who never read any of the books

>>18828
reddit sst

>>14120
S I P B O Y S 2017

>>14507
SICKENING

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>>17240
Same here. Mostly use Kindle when going to work, reading paper books at home

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>>14120

>>18871
S I P B O Y S 2 K 1 7
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>>14120
I don't have any delts because they're to intelligent too confuse *sips* reading books is revolting, it's piss, it's not part of ss+gomad, best brogram known to man

jeff pls go

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>>14120
I took a creative nonfiction course with him at Ponoma back in '94. We weren't allowed to show anyone our essays outside of the class for some reason. He seemed naturally intelligent, didnt need to look at any notes or textbooks or prepare for any lectures, he just knew his stuff and was super casual.

I saw him talking to a girl on campus one day. He uncharacteristically wore a Fila sweatsuit, the kind that looks like it's made from the same material as parachutes, and trainer sneakers with a matching bandana. That was his pussy hunt outfit apparently. Several times a week, same outfit, I'd see him hitting on women in it. I once saw him wearing it while carrying an identical outfit from the dry cleaners, he had like 4 sets of same Fila sweatsuit.

I asked him about it in class and he said we aren't allowed to discuss anything unrelated to class while inside class, the same way we can't show anyone outside of class our essays. A student called out "but Dostoevsky isn't in this class and last week you talked about replicating his black tea obsession to test its affects on your own writing". Wallace stared blankly at the student with dead eyes for 30 seconds in dead silence then said "you just got knocked down a full letter grade. Any other smart asses? Didn't think so." and pushed up his glasses with his index finger.

I remember telling myself this guy will either be super successful or kill himself.

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this merger could be big. /lit/ is undoubtedly the intellectual hub of our generation, if we introduced the positive influence of fitness and well being we could create a new generation of empowered enlightened Ubermensch

look at /pol/'s recent effects on world politics, and that's a bunch of insecure brainlet lanklet nazis.

imagine, we could hellenize the modern world.

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>>18860

Thanky-doodle neighborino. No more /fraud/ talk needed. I'm not ready to pin quite yet, but I'll keep it in mind someday. I promised myself I'd be better than the stupid 1/2/3/4 meme before I considered it. I did it, but it still feels too early.

William Gass is America's foremost prose stylist.

Always keep your spine aligned with the center of your feet when deadlifting.

Now what?

I follow Kantbot and Bronze Age perv

>>14142
Do you even read?

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Will you look at those pumpkin delts

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yes i go to the gym every day. today was wrist and forearm day in fact.

>>14120
I deadread lmao4book

I told the cashier today that "I don't feel right until I get my sips in for the day"

Also, planning to read the Sillmarillion soon

I was here when we made a huge collage after Zyzz died.
Sadly, I never saved the image actually.

>>14120
I lift and I'm 5'6"

Dost thou even lift?

I'm fat and I play vidya all day

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>>14348

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>>14120

>>18461
>the wasteland
>"I should have been a pair of ragged claws"

fuck off m8

>>15150
>once a week
>two alternating workouts
Why are you not in the gym at least four times a week? DYEL, brah?

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>>14120
>tfw you will never be fucked gently by this behemoth
Why even live, /fitlit.?

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>>14120

>>19506
The wasteland is basically how most of 4chan as a whole feels. I don't know why you consider it a bad poem

>>17240
Considering I pirate all my books, I haven't really touched a paper novel in about 3 years. I prefer my tablet to kindle though.

fuarrrk

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I haven't actually been a /lit/ poster since Deep&Edgy was here, I'm just here for the board merges

I'm drinking a shakey cup full of whey and creatine. Guess what board I'm from?

>>14173
10/10

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>>14120

I have more proof than you'll ever need.

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>>17430
I hate myself for making this comment, but isn't 500 to 1000mg of semen a day kinda low? like seriously?

>>19870
ejaculate is like 80% fluids and only 20% actual semen.

>>14186
Henry pls go.

>>19870
You should definitely drink more.

So many posters in this thread being absolute Gregory Berrycones.

I inject chemicals into my ass.
I know that Camus was an absurdist.
I follow strict form on all compound lifts.
There is absolutely no reason to buy Penguin, instead of Dover thrift.

>>14173
Ok we git it you're from /fit/

>>14173
That was inspirational

>>14518
The Black Company. DnD is plebshit kitchensink tripe.

>>15111
NOPE

It's "LOOK AT ALL THESE REFERENCES FELLOW 90s KIDS". A piece of shit not worth reading.

>>18461
>vadge puns
why was 'nothing' a pun of the vagina, anyway?

i just ate a whole fucking pizza all by myself

>just finished reading the Illiad again
>just came back from gym, today was DL day
I can claim to be of both boards. You shall complain, but will complain in vain.

>>20544
It had to do with the vagina being an empty space.

>>14120
Any time I lift I develop crippling social anxiety, but any time I finish a good book I have a profound urge to tell people shit I learned.

I like/dislike Infinite Jest depending on the consensus of the thread.

>>14120
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG

Nee-Chan was BTFO by Chesterton.
Infinite Meme.

>>17430
>Eating red meat raises testosterone
Wat. If that was even remotely true then every /fit/izen would consume 10 meatloafs a day.

4 MEATLOAFS 2-3 TIMES A DAY, C'MON.

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>>14120
It was pretty good

I don't lift

>>16016
/fit/ here, funniest thread to ever come out of /lit/

>>18917
is this what passes as /fit/ for women?

>>14188
>:^) Epik

>>14120
SQUATS
AND
OATS
I'm a /co/mmon piece of /trash/, actually

Bread is good I guess.

I was a very famous lit trip user until 2015 but I've posted on fit regularly since 2014

>>16257
th-three pls

>>20966
honestly probably the most fun one to hag out with

I own the meme trilogy

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/lit/izen reporting in

>>21530
What is this style of wrestling called?

>>14120
i'm a big guy

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hey boys

>>14120
I'm gay

>>14231
>brainlets from /fit/ will NOT understand this masterpiece

>>21750
which literary character is that a figure of?

>>14120
I'm just a lucky guy

>>21809
my waifu from my diary desu

i went to a gym once

I'm a sick cunt

>>21783
Why don't you explain it to us then big guy?

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>>16000
I honestly expected that swing bar to break. I gotta start doing some ring shit

>>14518
What you need is some Black Company by Glen Cook

I unironically enjoy Jules Verne, Orwell, and Vonnegut. I think reading only to impress others is pathetic.

Im a femanon who gets off on seeing straight men turn gay for one another

Im from /fit/

>>14120
u neber lern man

>>21937
>You neef...Black...Co...Ck

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My rare DFW should speak for itself.

>>19645
because that's a quote from prufrock you philistine

>>22182
So you aren't from /lit/?

>>21576
Reach around

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>>14120
I wandered in from b/

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>>22527

>>22549
Obviously

>>14173
I became fit to escape my shitty home situation and itj sut stuck.
I became the" teen who really likes working out and getting fit" to "the guy who stays here too long when he's finished his routine" to "the guy who does his homework here in the back when finished".

>>15463
nobody on /fit/ would send a message to begin with

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>>15069

tldr?

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i'm from fit, but lit will understand my tattoo <3

height face frame

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>>14120
The one and only

>>15069
but that's not a character, that's the author. proven /lit/, since you don't even read.

>>20544
There are no girls on the internet, anon

>>20832
Kek

"On a Sunday afternoon, when the shutters are down and the proletariat possesses the street in a kind of dumb torpor, there are certain thoroughfares which remind one of nothing less than a big chancrous cock laid open longitudinally." Henry Miller - Tropic of Cancer, page 36

>>14120
i'm lifting 50 books a day

>>14231
THE CAT HAS YOUR PIPE!!!

>>15775
it's actually a passage from /lit/'s biggest meme--Infinite Jest

>>24790
isn't it Oblivion?
it's definitely DFW tho

>>14507
ITS PISS

>>14555
>6'0, 5'11"

>>21914
GARFIELD IS IN THE RAGE ROOM

>>14353
I water his flowers with Tren, it's the most I can do for the King.

>>19326
With legs that skinny that guy was probably confined to a wheelchair recently or something, even walking around on a daily basis gets you much better legs than that.

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I'm from both