if no fap works, why does he look like shit?
>>42897857
withdrawals
>>42897857
Cause Jesus knew he would never be able to bust a nut
>>42897857
his diet is literally wine and bread no way you become swole with that
>>42897857
That was during his fast in the desert where he was confronted by the Devil.
>>42897857
Jesus was alpha as fuck, nay, he was THE alpha. To this day people seek his guidance, 2k years after his death. He's the main character of the most printed book ever.
Jesus probably was ripped as fuck and had a huge COCK.
>>42897857
Because he fasted for 40 days and 40 nights. He had an Iron will.
>don't eat for 40 days or nights to test willpower
>lose all of my gains
Fuck /fit/ is gonna kill me