Hey Faggots,
My name is Alan, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
>>42895110
nice bait
sage
alri alan you brown dwarf
>alan
More like ahmed.
>fucking traps
I bet you're the bottom.
havent seen this in a while wew lad
>Hairlet
>>42895751
>not shaving your head like a chad
>having so little test that you still have your hair
stop bullying alan hes a top lad
Howling at you faggots. I bet you never shagged three different girls in one day.
>>42895662
>alan
More like ahmed.
its naseem actually
i do NOT look like a vegetable
You look like a cool guy Alan. You should ditch the bald guy on the left though
>>42896526
>>42895110
>>42895110
your girlfriend is bald... man...
>>42895110
Cool blog bro.
>>42895110
>this is now considered old pasta
I have been here too long