Sips

>>42889411
Extremely good. It has caffeine and vitamins B6 and B12 in it.

>>42889423
Oh. I guess I don't need to worry then.

I'm still trying to figure out how to recover from the stale aftertaste. Any advice would be appreciated.

>>42889574
More sips

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>>42889583

I’m new to /fit/. Can someone explain the sips to me pls. I keep seeing it. So confused

>>42889621
its the monster advertising team trying to promote their drink to people who lift, this is everywhere not only 4chan. Ive seen a drastic increase in people who drink this shitty white can of monster this year at the gym.

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>>42889621
>>42889621

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RIP in peace big Rich

>>42889411
Your hand is that of a loney fat dwarf's

>>42889703
It's true.

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>get transferred to night shift
>need energy to stay awake
>try sips because memes
>it's actually really good

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>>42889411

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>>42889836

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Second sip of the night boiz

>>42889574

gargle semen
by the gallon

>>42889411
Well it's completely chimical shit full of Endocrine disruptor.
There is absolutly no use for this piece of shit on a diet but marketing try so hard to say so, so they can't get your money.

how the fuck do you cunts sleep lol

inb4 "hurr caffeine doesn't affect me"

>>42890138
I work night shift. So there is no such thing as quality sleep in my life anyway.

>>42889411
Where are your finger!

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>>42890168

>>42890182
Definite shakes

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>Store doesnt open till 12 am on sunday morning
>Had to take a caffein pill as PWO instead of glorious sips.
>fml

>>42889411
sipping this instead of ALL DAY YOU MAY bcaas it's like you don't wanna make it COME ON, LET S GET BIG!!! , NONE OF THIS ONCE A DAY CRAP

>>42890210
But I'm at work...

>>42889411
Its sooooooo good!

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>>42889411
we're leaving humanity b e h i n d

>>42890125
Got any source on that? No? Back to sipping then

>>42889814
>get physical labor job
>12 hour shift
>standing on concrete all day in shit-tier boots that I have to wear
>toe nails turning black from the pressure, skin peeling of in some places, hardening in others
>callouses in places I didn’t know I could get callouses, like tips of every single toe
>buy the white shit once from the vending machine
>literally don’t feel a thing, all pain gone
>start drinking it every day
I don’t know what drugs they put in there, and I don’t know how badly I’m fucking up my body, but I don’t care

>>42890359
Get some good damned decent shoes and replace them every 3 months. That's the norm for that type of work.

>>42890227
what part of ALL DAY YOU MAY didn't you understand anon, the ALL DAY part, or the YOU MAY.

>>42890370
lol we get new boots every 12 months if we’re lucky

I’m not paying $300 out of my own pocket for this shitty job

>>42890182
Nice soft hands dyel

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>>42889411
drink up, Judah Ben-Hur

>>42890409
Well I don't exercise so yeah.

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>>42890138
I only ever sip in the morning

>>42890395
>300$
u mean up to 100$

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Yes or no lads?

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>>42890559

>>42890304
>sweetener
easy example of shit you drink.

but keep going, the gene-pool will clean itself.

Remember that industrials and lobby don't give a fuck about your health. They will make your eat/drink every kind of nasty shit and defend themself with :
>well you don't have to BUY it !

Monster is god tier energy drink for lifters

>>42889411
please don't remind me of last year's forced meme thank you very much

Vegan here
Would recommend sips as alternative to meat

>>42890138
You don't sip past 3pm

>>42889411
Sips has 5 times the nutrients as your standard omelet.

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Who here /gulp/?

>>42892065
That stuff is for raging homosexuals only friend.
Are you a raging homosexual?

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>>42889411
Can you stop shilling this kike-engineerd poison?!

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>>42889411
They are healthy and have lots of benefits. Sips killed my tapeworm when nothing else worked.

>>42890395
>$300
Son, you can get hugh quality steel toe boots WITH some nice insoles for literally half of that.

>>42890138
>sleep
Nice try fag, I'm not falling for the Shuteye Jew ever again.

Its 666 in Jew language.

So no

Let me make a confession bois ... I drink zero

>>42892755
Made me have a chuckle

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Health and safety reminder to only drink one once a day or you'll shit out black tar

>>42892857
Once a week is better actually

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Anyone else get toxic bad breath after these? I have had people have visually repulsed when I speak to them when they are normally repulsed after they get to know me.

>>42889844
>1 can for $2
>"nah too expensive"
>2 cans for $4
>"WOW WHAT A BARGAIN LET ME GET MY WALLET"
Do people really not get how this works?

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>>42892883
>Not buying the pack which is cheapest per 100ml

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>>42889411
Are any other energy drinks acceptable for sipping or its just Monster strictly?

On all the meme pics I only see Monster cans, what about Red Bull, isn't that one like the most popular in the world?

>>42893868
I like golden power brand too. Red bull is okay. But the memes are about sips and sips are only monster energy ultra zero

>>42892883
At my gas station its $3.50 for 1 can and $4.00 for 2 cans.

HOW?

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>>42889411
/sip bro checking in. 711 guy called me AND THEY FINALLY GOT PURPLE IN STOCK!!! I dropped everything and went and got purple sips.

Pic related

Same amount of cafine as coffee but it's more refreshing, no crash, loaded with vitamins and it makes the "pshk" sound when you open it! An auditory tell that you're about to enjoy refresment and energy.

>>42894039
dont u have it anywhere else than gas stations ?
I get mine from a hardware store for 2,25 a can.
European btw

>>42889574
The white kind has the worst aftertaste in my opinion. The other ones aren't as bad

>>42889621
Monsters marketing department proving that anything can become a meme if you force it.

>>42894282
Shoo shoo red bull shill

>live in Germany
>can of sips is 1€
>americanos at starbucks are 2,50€

that's an easy math here

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We out here in EU only sip exclusive Hells MAGNUM

>>42894332
regular price?

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>>42894213
>tfw only have white and yellow sips in my local store

>>42894671
White is all you need.

Though sometimes orange is top tier

>>42894288
kek

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>go outside your house
>they have one of these
what to do?

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>>42894734

>>42894671
It took a solid 6 months of calling and stopping by the local 711 a couple times a week. But they finally came through

>>42894734
Start from left to right BUT REMEMBER, only 1 can a day.

>>42889411
Tried one can of this shit a few years back and felt like I was going to throw up. Disgusting stuff.

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>>42894734
Wonder why it's in moon when I live in Canada. Then remember the god damn chinks are buying up all the real estate. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh

>>42894039
I get 3 for 5 dolla at caseys gas station. Yall need more capitalism

>>42894734
THEY HAVE BLUE JUICE>??!?!?@#?@# WTF

>>42894806
You're probably straight then. It's been studied that people who like the taste of energy drinks also like the taste of cum and people who dislike the taste of cum also dislike the taste of energy drinks.

>>42894734
what's in the blue can?

>>42890098
>Sips at night
Wtf

>>42894964
It's literally perfect for night owls

>>42894806
Have fun getting fat with your mountain dew

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>>42894914
Hold up, is this true? Source on the study?

>>42895090
I think it was published in "mom science" magazine, the source for dyels...

Oh, god no. You just fell for a meme.

>>42889574
You can't have an aftertaste if you never stop drinking it

Just bought 2 sips
The white one and the red one
Never tried red but we'll see how it taste after I finish drinking a liter of milk

>>42894213

Holy fuck, i bought into the sips meme because of purp and orange , but be wary of the orange with the black top. The black top orange is disgusting sweaty garbage, orange with orange top is heavenly on par with purps.

Honestly better than preworkout supplements. Red bull is probably the least harmful as it has the least caffeine

Only rural and suburban retards drink energy drinks.

Intelligent city people drink coffee.

This fat wetback keeps buying the 30 packs at my local store. I'm sure he's fucking vendoring them, what a piece of shit. I've been stuck buying overpriced 10 packs instead. Fuck this guy.

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Superior energy drink coming through.

>>42897550
Get rekt faggot

Never had this flavor
The black one tastes like dick so let's hope this tastes better

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>>42897747
Forgot pic

>>42897519
Fuck you city boy real Americans sip.

>>42894246
The Zero ultra is just a meme no one's afraid to challenge because muh sips but everyone knows it's the worst tasting of the lo-carb monsters, berry is where it's at.

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It will get you brehs

>>42897761
Second best flavor next to grape.

Purple > Red > Orange > White > everything else > shit > Light Blue

>>42897844
Taste like jolly ranchers chews

>>42890370

Well it's pretty obvious you have never worked in your life...

>>42890359

I buy redwing boots. They are pricey, but i get a minimum of 3 years out of a single pair. Then again I don't have some shit job that lets me barely scrape by and pay my bills. Seriously tho you probably spend more in 2 months on sips than you would on a great pair of boots. You're kind of an idiot.

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Hooyah pmel green sip best sip

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>God tier drank

this is the most obvious shilling I've seen in my fucking life

monster ZOG out

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>>42894918
Mango loco monster juice. It's way to sweet it is awful. In surprised you guys don't drink these.

>>42889411
No, but who gives a shit. It won't kill you in the end.

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>>42897990
Nigga it's inverted

>>42897519
My DRUMPF VOTER DETECTOR is going off

>>42889649
This.
You can see all the comments are the same. They're basically all talking to themselves.

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>>42898009
The worst thing about sip shilling is that it fucking works. For about a year I read sip threads every day and felt inferior because none of my local stores sold Ultra Zero, only the regular, Absolute Zero and Valentino Rossi. Last week one of the stores finally had a fridge full of genuine sips, I bought one, went home, tasted it and HOLY FUCKING YUM. It tastes like Sprite mixed with tears of young kids and teenage pussy juice. I was addicted to Absolute Zero for years but this is on another level. Just like the first cock I sucked, I can't stop thinking about the taste of sip.

I wish the Lord would take me now.

>>42895001
If you have to chug monster to stay up you're not a "night owl."

>>42894734
MASAKA, KONO SIPPU WA

Bosnia truly patrician tier

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>>42898760
top tier post anon

>>42892883
my gas station is usually 3.50 for 2 or 2.50 for 1

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>>42898016
kek, we're all about BLACKED here, get that vanilla stuff out

>>42889660
kek

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>>42889411
>PRND
Ford is good but you're still an embarassment

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

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Ya gotta sip if ya wanna get big, lads

>>42897797
>not a Zero
Why do people even bother?

The sip meme started on September 18, 2016.

>>42889844
>3 for $5

>>42897797
That's pretty much how I always feel about lifting. It's the sips that makes me pumped, brehs.

>>42890138
Coffee has more caffeine than this nasty shit

>>42890138
I drink coffee in the morning and I drink sips pre-workout. No trouble getting to sleep, just don't be a bitch.

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posting in a sipboys thread

>>42894288
I am laffin

>>42898072
>what is a meme

>>42900416
This is the greatest fucking meme

S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

Dont you fags know that AMP tastes better?

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>>42900456
S I P B O Y S 2 0 1 7

>>42900571
Does anyone have the original pic from the bottom right? I think he's holding a budweiser and it includes his face. Can't seem to find it on google images.

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>>42900650
Yeah here you go

>>42900936
Classic sips goal body, thanks m8

>>42900231
When Monster Inc. signed an agreement with an Internet oriented advertising agency. Coincidence?

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>>42901012
>internet oriented advertising agency
What the fuck does that even mean? "Internet oriented"? Like it does internet advertisement? You think there's a single advertising agency on the fucking planet that doesn't do internet ads? You think that up until a year ago they couldn't handle internet ads in-house or were outsourcing to an agency that didn't do internet ads? Try harder or just give up and join the Sip Crew™ you sad fucking red bull shill.

S I P B O Y S