>"Eeh I don't really like water"

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>>42470590
that really jingles my pringles

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>>42470590

>>42470590
>three seconds later
>*proceeds to chug down a 500ml bottle of coke*

my friend with marfans syndrome used to say this while sucking down a gallon of coke a day

guy nearly fucked up his heart because he literally never drank water.

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>>42470590
>drinking unfiltered water
>in the year of our Lord 2017
it's like you guys want to grow bitch tits

>>42472238
Youll grow bitch tits from drinking too much pop anyways, fatty.

>>42470590
these people deserve death

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>>42472238
>current year
>not filtering water and taking super male vitality

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>>42472272
>tap water
>soda
>juice
>milk
it's all a plot by globalists to tear down the walls of masculinity. testosterone in males goes down 10% every decade because the local water source is compromised. they've sabotaged wells in the farmland with their fertilizers, pesticides and gmos so now those off the reservation have to become dependent on the government controlled by the Bilderberg think tanks.
do yourself a favor like this anon >>42472297
and protect yourself from xenoestrogens. buy a humble water filter to really clear out your water. i do mine twice just to make sure. make up for what you've lost and score some super male vitality while you're at it. we're hosting a sale on our site with 20% off first purchase. this is for your protection.

>I don't drink tap water
>proceeds to drink a can of coke
I wouldn't have believed it if I didn't see it with my own eyes. Also,
>I'll have a diet coke, light ice

>>42470590
>>42472238
>>42472297
>>42472365
'murica

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>>42473184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjhWf-9x7GM

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>>42473184
>current year
>not being human
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na4GYyJwYjQ