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Alright boys, I'm 5'8, 18, just finished high school,

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Alright boys, I'm 5'8, 18, just finished high school, 230ish pounds, 5 inch dick, kissless virgin that's depressed, fatfuck in general and really want a gf. Redpill me so hard that I have no choice but to lose weight. inb4 manlet
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>>42470367
willpower
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>>42470367
Just look into the mirror and read the sticky you attention whore. Why should we care when you don't.
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>>42470371
now fuck off
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>>42470374
All of this. If you don't really want it for yourself you're never gonna make it.
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There's nothing anybody here can say that will do anything to help you. You've just got to help yourself (in this eandeavor and throughout your life).
You're now expected to be a self-reliant island of a man and, as such, need to be competent enough (mantally, spiritually, physically, emotionally) to be of use in any given situation. If you don't yet have the confidence, fake it till it becomes your nature.
Best of luck
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even if you will lose weight you will still be a manlet with small dick. No woman will truly like you or enjoy your company, they will just settle for you because they either can't get any better or want financial support
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>>42470367
>>42470676
It's going to be difficult for awhile.
You're going to be eating a lot of tuna and vegetables and not much else for awhile while you burn off that weight. (Read the sticky). You're going to wish you hadn't gotten so damn fat in the first place, but if you follow proper diet and lift for strength and drink your caffeine (or whatever uppers you prefer) and water, you'll lose the weight in no time.
I lost 50 lbs in 3 months just following this routine and cutting 500-1000 calories per day.
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>>42470367
Browse /fph/ threads on this board for some time and you will be redpilled enough.
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I dont give a shit you being fat makes it easier for the rest of us who actually lift
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>>42470367
you'll never have a girlfriend if you die (of obesity related causes) first.
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>>42470367
Aw maaaan!... You are so cute. I'm not saying that in a creepy way and I know you didn't come here to be creeped on but maaaan... Aw man...

Yet again, not creepin. But come on, babe. You're just asking for it lol...

I know it's probably a stretch and it's totally cool if you don't want to, but can you share your Instagram or something? Snapchat? Whatever. If you're uncomfortable I'll just give you mine and we could chat. Doesn't have to be sexual, just chatting, laughing, someone to talk to.

I mean come on! It's not every day you get to see a girl as pretty as you. Like for real! If you have a boyfriend, then it's cool! Like it would be weird if you didn't, considering how pretty you are!

Haha! Whatever. See ya, maybe chat laters? Bye!
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