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ITT: embarrassing gym stories 2017-08-11 12:36:07 Post No. 42465936
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>be me today
>chubby boy looking to get /fit/
>finally get off my ass and do something
>sign up for Planet Fitness
>gym bag with towel, headphones, soap, shampoo, clothes
>readytogo.jpg
>hop on the exercise bike
>really getting into it, sweat pouring
>girls staring
>feelsgood.png
>realize shorts riding up
>go to relieve it
>feel balls
>ohno.mp4
>bike seat pushed balls out of briefs and forced shorts upward simultaneously
>balls were in publically view for 20 min
>people avoiding eye contact
>stop mid pedal
>sprint out door
>mfw have to get gym bag out of locker tomorrow and cancel membership
It was a good effort but gyms not for me
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>>42465936
1st day and you already showed everyone who is the boss of that gym, just own it dude
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>>42465936
dont quit dude, embarrassment is not worth quitting out on getting healthy. buy a custom shirt that says sackman. own it.
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>>42465936
>being more imbarassed about showing your balls in public than buying a membership at planet fitness
never gonna make it
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>veteran doing squats
>only problem is prosthetic leg
>others exchange glances
>guy readies 2pl8
>goes down
>imbalance like crazy
>flings bar to side
>sobbing
>says why cant he be normal again
>only embarrassing thing was this was at the smith
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>>42465936
who cares if people see your balls? desu id be more embarassed if people saw my belly
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> be me
> Usually always wear headphones while lifting
> One day, batteries are dead. Lift with no music.
> Holy shit I make these notes when I lift?
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>>42465936
IDK dude, that seems pretty alpha to me.
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>lifting with my water bottle on a spare bench
>guy asks if that bench is free
>say "yeah only my water bottle there"
>must have mumbled the yeah part guy walks away I think nothing of it
>as I leave staff ask me not to use up gym equipment I'm not using
idk it isn't on the same scale as some of the autism I'm sure this thread will have but wtf
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>>42465936
>the chad bicycle
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>>42466141
Now you have to put a water bottle on every empty bench before you start your workout.
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>>42465989
this never happened you idiot
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