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>>42277362
Fat women are so disgusting.

I’m fat and I hate myself.

>>42277510
Good

>>42277487
That looks like a food4less. Not surprised

>>42277362
oh! what? like you've never had a cheat day?

>>42277362
Abs are amazing and probably one of the best things I've ever achieved but they are so hard to get and keep it makes you wonder if there is any reason to keep them long term if your career doesn't depend on your body being fit.

>>42277570
>tfw you realize both their sandwiches are the same size

>>42277580
>things that definitely happened

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>>42277580
I'll take things that never happened for 800 alex

>>42277572
Isn't that the Starbucks morbo?

>>42277593
Kek

>>42277570
>the one on the right is literally 5 times as wide
>her arms look like hams
>smells
>probably ha diabetes which means cold and moist skin which is disgusting not to mention the smell
>bad hygiene of private parts
>passion is mostly eating
>can't walk
>can't have sex because she would tire in 10 seconds
>will die at 30 or have massive health problems

do i need to go on?

>>42277593
not using the original file name
>marble_weighs_less.jpg

>>42277810
why do fatties feel the need to make up stories?

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>>42277908
Because they don't do anything worth talking about.

>>42277570
Because the right one has already eaten the burger even before cameraman got ready.

>>42277572
Diet coke

>>42277570
because the one on the left is gonna take three bites of that shit and give the rest to me

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>>42278211
why

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>>42278211
What the fuck

>>42277572
>the diet coke
kek

>>42277588
>this amount of delusion
Unironically kys

>>42277537
how fucking butthurt do you have to be to get permaclinched asscheeks like the left bitch?

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>>42278211
The world needs to get fucking nuked

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>>42278211
nani what the fuck

>>42278211
>that fat pouring out

>>42277573
how are they hard to maintain?
I've had a six pack since I was 14, up until I was 19 I could eat anything and do whatever
but now it's just "Maybe I shouldn't take another portion" if I've had a full plate that should, by realistic measures, be enough to make me full

How are people not understanding this simple thing?

>>42277580
I'll take "Daydreaming is nice and if I share my daydreams they might turn real" for 15 billion bazillion, Hank

>>42278222
Not to mention that the one on the left clearly doesn't pig out like this regularly. Hot thin girls will eat a meal like this as a special occasion and even then it's mostly so they can stage a photoshoot for Instagram

>>42277580
>literally 'and then the entire bus stood up and clapped'

>>42278288
I've always been skinnyfat so abs were alien to me all through my teens until i got /fit/ when i was 17-18. Uni later killed that dream though so I'm in the process of working back to it.

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>>42277810
Why do all these fake stories always have this 17th century type of rhetorics in them?
I'm all about using a diverse language, it's an attractive attribute because it just gives off that you're educated and care about what you say from time to time

But all these fat stories that goes to show the world how INCREDIBLE fat fucks are, they just contain so much unpersonalized rhetorics that it becomes unreadable. It's like reading an AI generated text, that on top of it all is just competely fake

>>42277362
The smile on her face while opening that bottle of ranch gets me every time. You know she used that whole thing.

> 36' Pizza ( rough estimate on size ) = 5,672 ( roughly based on calories in 14' pizza )

> 2 Liter Cola = 744 Calories ( x 2 ) = 1,488 calories

> Bottle of Ranch Dressing = 2,800 calories

That is a 9,960 Calorie meal right there.
You skellys need to learn how to eat.

>>42278328
>1488 Calories dropped by switching to Diet Coke/water
>2800 Calories dropped by just not having ranch
It isn't that hard to change.

>>42278211
>cummy-eyelids
she sent her toe to someone called fucking cummy-eyelids

>>42278306
More like Size-of-a-Trailer Swift

>>42278328
For the pizza, by my calculations (taking a 14" pizza as 2300) a 36" pizza should be 15,208 calories

>>42277531
This is a real video.

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>>42278335
>1488

>>42278361
Not that surprising considering the bitch cut her chubby toe off.

>>42277810
To be fair for 42 she looks relativly healthy.
She probalby has more frosting on here than her Starbucks frap.
>The fact that i know what that is disgusts me

>>42277879
>Home of sexuals
Does that mean she only has sex with homeless people?

>>42278409
>fat
>healthy

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>>42278335
>1488

>>42278306
Taylor's swift.

>>42278423
She looks like a everyday fattie, not something so discussing that i can smell the stench.

>>42278299
I was verging on obese when I was 13, it's literally just: Don't eat excess amounts of candy, eat regularly, don't take too many/too big portions when you eat

>>42277510
that's a good start

>>42277570
millions of years of evolution made us attracted to healthy looking females

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>>42277616
Oh fuck never realised that, anyone got the pic of that goliath tucking into the starbucks shake?

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>>42278380
i don't believe you

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>>42278211

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>>42278211
what's going on i dont understand this

>>42278460
>millions of years
this is a creationist board

>>42278326
Yes. The writing is ridiculous in all these Tumblr stories.

>>42278545
n-nani

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>>42278545
WHAT THE FUG

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>>42278086
kek

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>>42278492

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>>42278211
Fucking why

>>42277569
Cheat year*

>>42277580
His name,
Albert Einstein

>>42277713
Yep, I'll apply all beauty standards except for the one that takes time and effort.

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>>42278254
>>42278186

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>>42278908

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>>42277588
De Nile

>>42278397
Pretty sure it was amputated.
What will they do when the leg is next?

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>>42278946
>De Nile
Kek

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>>42278832
Cheat lifetime*

>>42278820
Mirin that bicep vein

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>>42278211

>>42277510

Good. Now you can either stay miserable or get the fuck up and do something about it.

These threads are gold when fasting, I haven't eaten in 18 hours and now I don't want to either.

>>42277510

Same, brah. Now jump on IF with me and fucking change that shit.

You wanna know how much of a motivation boost it is to hear someone after 2 months say "I can really tell you have lost weight and slimmed down."?

It's better than any food you'll ever eat.

>>42278918
Donny is fat though

>>42279181
THICC*

>>42278211
Theres a guy on fit that farms cockroaches for food. Anyone have a screencap?

>>42278881
>>42278297
Nice leddit memes.
>Inb4 "b-but that means you go on reddit too!"

>>42278265
Probably comes from wearing pants that are too small or tight, so the fat gets stored above in handles/belly. Chick on the right wore larger pants, so her body put the fat in her ass where it was supposed to.

Just a guess.

>>42278365
>implying she's capable of being Swift

>>42279068
Kek.

>>42279159
What’s your split?

>>42278306
This is clearly a joke. You guys shouldn't berate the fatties who laugh at themselves, they're not delusional about their problem.

>>42278125
Hahaha!

>>42277913
>so long as the size is small or medium
People on the train are staring I'm laughing so hard

>>42279329

16/8

Thinking at the end of the month going to 18/6 if I get used to 16/8

>>42279125
how do you even get to this stage in your life fuck

>>42277570
Because she's more attractive, largely due to likely having the self control and discipline to take care of herself. If the girl on the right was capable of closing her maw to shit food most of the time she'd probably end up looking a lot better.

>>42279125
his leg looks like the ocean floor covered in loads of barnacles and shit

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>>42277531
He looks like Dwight Schrute.

>>42278265
my ex had that, way less fatter but still that shapeless ass thing, I think it's the lack of muscle

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>>42278086

>>42279205
>leddit memes
how is this leddit? its been posted on here for years and year. granted I dont think ive seen it on fit before, but ive seen it on other boars a lot.

>>42278988
you sometimes forget theres a person with normal dimensions under all that lack of self control

>>42278211
I'm fucking sick.

>>42277537
before i opened image i thought it was some large curd cellulite

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Can't print through your clothes if you aren't wearing them. Next-level CCW bullshit.

>>42279928
>i'm trying

>>42278368
This anon's right, don't forget the surface (and also the volume) of a disc increases with the 2nd power of its diameter.

Anybody got the pic of the fat woman who """competed""" in a fitness competition?

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>>42278988
I don't know what to do with those tossed salads and scrambled eggs

>>42277572
>diet coke

the cognitive dissonance must be tearing her apart

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>>42280356
We're all gonna make it. Still going at it. This should be motivation for all you /fatfucks/

>>42277879
left looks like fucking cosmo/narcissa

>>42279888
trips of wonder.
you mean like a skinny person hiding inside the fat person? metaphorically speaking.

>>42279125
fuck not this again i was eating

>>42278211
>my little piggy
kek

>>42280356
>>42280366
Poor dude. . . He's just ugly. . .

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>>42277537
>mfw these land whales disrespect their bodies everyday and still have nicer skin than me

Why are people fat? They'd be just fine if they payed attention to how many numbers go into, and out of their body. Weight management is literally Elementary school level math.

I was 260 pounds of pure fat a couple years ago, and realizing this shit is just one huge math problem is the best realization I've ever had in my life.

BEFORE
6'1, 260 pounds
NOW
6'4 180 pounds.

And I'm still losing weight. These fat people make me fucking sick.

>>42280506
Good job faggot. Now you're an underweight cunt.

>>42280356
Sadly... I am fatter than you

>>42280356
Would still bang

>>42280506
yea but it is more fun to laugh at their fat logic than to teach them nutrition. Also, the dieting industry is a huge business as we all know it so well.

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>>42278211
>When you think the internet can't surprise you anymore

>>42277879
this ended up not being that lady who posted that, and her real profile was swamped with people calling her fat and ugly. I wonder what happened to her

>>42280451
That's me. Just posting about my weightloss.

>>42280506
How did you gain height? Were you underage before? Also, you're underweight now so get to bulking.

>>42280506
When you get older, it gets harder. You have make sure you constantly adjust. I used to be like you. I lost 80 pounds in high school. I'd laugh at people who couldn't lose the weight. Recently, 40 of it came back and it is much harder now to lose it than it was 10 years ago. People fail to realize metabolism changes over time and don't adjust their eating and workout routines.

>>42277592
Underrated kek.

>>42278211
is this the most horrifying thing ever posted on /fit/?

>>42280581
I was underage before.
I do plan on bulking, I just wanna see how much I can lose before the people around me put me on some sort of watchlist.

>>42280588
I started losing in my Senior year of highschool. I can already see a change. I had to change the amount of numbers going into my body because my damn metabolism slowed down. And it's not because I was starving, because I wasn't.

I seriously hope you're not advocating for the fatties.

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>>42280475
same, brah

>>42280588
>People fail to realize metabolism changes over time
hahahahah
nah man you belong right here

>>42278211

Probably was going to lose it anyway due to diabetes.

>>42280608
have you seen cockroach guy

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>>42278211
Well, that's pretty fucked up; yet, it is far from the worst thing I've ever seen.

>>42280588
"metabolism" is easily the most misunderstood phrase in biology

it basically means how long it takes to digest food

it doesn't really affect how you gain or lose weight

>>42280626
>have you seen cockroach guy

Post it!!!

>>42280556
>her real profile was swamped with people calling her fat and ugly
Well, duh

>>42280635
When your metabolism is slow as fuck, your food piles up in your stomach. Also, you don't get hungry as often, so your body goes into starvation mode, and burns the fat rather than calories. It's good for if you have excess fat, but bad if you're dieting because those extra calories you may consume will never go away.

>>42280620
fuck I think it might have been some virus that killed part of her foot and they had to amputate the toe. can't remember let me see if I can find it

>>42278543
>Entree 3000

My fucking sides

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>>42278211
this is why she cut it off, she had this

>>42277362
where can I get a pizza like that

>>42279765

Why on earth would a man keep 21 stones in his clothes? Was he working his calves?

>>42278409
> Healthy
> Obese
> Healthy
> Obese

>>42280475
>>42280617
P H O T O S H O P

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>>42277362
Fuck fat hate

>>42280739
>where can I get a pizza like that

At any decent NY style pizza shop... these are hand tossed so can not get them at the national chain pizza places

>>42277572
Wait, isn't this the same pig from the picture with the starbucks drink? Sipping it in absolute bliss?

>>42280699
ew

>>42280635
It's more complex than just metabolism yes. But it does boil down to as you get older, your body doesn't need (or can't utilize) the same amount of calories as when you are younger, and it ends up being stored as fat. Hence why people who grew up being able to eat whatever they want and stay skinny typically start putting on weight as they get older. So you still have to adjust what you eat if you want to keep your weight down.

>>42277713
>Harry Potter iPhone case

You know she eats the house elves.

>>42280558
Gratz breh. When are you going to start moving metal?

>>42280858
I started stronglifts for 2 months then quit. When i started cutting again in started ppl 6 times a week. Been doing that for over 2 months now. Most of the weight I've lost is mostly fat I think as I have definitely gained some muscle.

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>>42280657

Ok no. Your metabolism is the biological processes (e.g. Enzyme + substrate -> product) that occur in your cells. If you have a "high metabolism" your body uses more calories because it's doing those processes faster. If you have a "low metabolism" the processes are slower so you use calories at a reduced rate.
Your digestive system being slower may be a side effect of a low metabolism but in essence what you said is mind blowingly wrong

T. Actually sat through high school biology

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>>42277537
>mfw you weigh 350 pounds but still have no ass

>>42277572
Yasssss queen! Slay.

>>42277570
Meal for girl on the left is a novelty. Meal for girl on the right is an appetizer.

>>42277572
>Rock your scooter
And cause a small earthquake when it tips over.

>>42279150
Fucking kek

>>42280366
You still look like shit, though. How is this even inspiration? Lol. Don't post yourself unless you've truly made it.,

>>42277362
u guys realize that /fit/ is modded by fat neck beards right?

>>42279921
Can you imagine him drawing this in a tactical situation? Think of him trying to get a decent grip but his hands keep sliding off from all the grease and oil under there.

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As a recovering /fatfuck/ I have to say that these threads are the best appetite suppressant on the market!

>>42279957
Kek

>>42278464
Jesus

>>42279921
CCW in my state is defined as being obscured by clothing. He could claim open carry here.

>>42280366
good progress keep going

>>42277362

"people" who put ranch on pizza deserve to be lined up against a wall and shot.

I go to the gym and I'm fit but I am ashamed of this. The fitness community should be inclusive, not deriding others. It's just plain wrong to treat people like this anyway, on a human level.

>>42281259
same. Watching my 600 pound life clips on YouTube helps too.

>>42278211

looks like an amputated dick

>>42277570
the one on the left clearly knows that the food she's eating isn't healty and actually do this occasionally. that's a cute fetish.

>>42281368
Plus if you took her out to eat, the two of you could actually sit at the same table.

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>>42278086
I love this. It warms my heart to people of different cultures coming together in mutual disgust for disgusting delusional landwales

>>42281342
>I got to the gym
Planet Fitness isn't a gym

>>42277487
verticle integration

>>42281342
(You)

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>>42281206
>Waddle to hard cover
>take knee
>lift fold with one hand
>catch falling pistol with other
>rounds on target

pretty oper8r if you ask me, familia.

>>42281411
>ifunny.com

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>>42281156
I never said I was a greek god. Just trying to show some fatties in here a difference in weight loss.

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>>42278988
Is fat supposed to be in between all the organs like that?

>>42279765
Proof that bullying does promote weight loss

>>42281697
Faurk
Reviewbrah's getting joocy

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>>42280397
>going into fph threads while eating

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>>42281750
It's called visceral fat and while the body naturally stores fat there, usually it's minimal.
It's really unhealthy to have that much. Like really unhealthy

>>42277570
because:
>round face, literally 360º face
>her tits probably weights 22lbs each and are saggy as fuck
>lots of belly fat rolls
>sweat on the rolls makes her smells terrible unless she showers 5 or 6 times a day
>huge arms and huuuuuge fat legs full of cottage cheese
>can't shave or clean any bodypart properly
>can't do stuff i like such as lifting weights, riding my motorcycle with me, cycling, kayaking
>i smoke and she would probably complain that smoking is unhealthy and its bad for me even though she shoves literally more food than a baby weights on her mouth everyday

>>42281310
>put ranch on pizza

Agreed... blue-cheese only!

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How are people fat? i eat this everyday, this is 700g of whole wheat pasta with 100g of chicken and also drink mass gainer, whey and peanut butter and i still can't get fat or even bulk properly
>pic related

>>42278125
kek

>>42282038
liquid calories and perpetual snacking

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>>42279198
this?

>>42280366
gj man

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>>42278211
fucking hell on steroids wtf

>>42278211
Does that not look like a dick to anyone else?

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>>42281750
yes but not like that

>>42277588
what goes through the minds of these people? are they really truly that delusional and have convinced themselves their bad eating habits are not of their own fault or do they think people are stupid enough to believe in their lies. it's truly remarkable the great lengths they go to avoid confronting the fact they're fat fucking pigs who stuff their faces.

>>42282038
700g of cooked pasta with 100g chicken would be about 1050 calories, and with mass gainer whey and peanut butter you still wouldnt hit even 2500 kcal probably unless you ate an entire jar of fucking peanut butter so stop complaining and do a proper bulk.

how do u eat out a fat girl guise

>>42282270
>how do u eat out a fat girl guise

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

>>42282270
you dont she eats you out

>>42282187
Can't read it. Too low quality

>>42282249
>700g of cooked pasta with 100g chicken would be about 1050 calories
i scanned a pasta i have at home on myfitnesspal and 100g of this cheap whole wheat pasta has 72g of carbs, 12g prot and 1.5g fat, that multiplied by 7 is 2236 calories, 493g of carbs, 10g of fat, 83,3g of protein + the 100g of chicken, with the whey, mass gainer and peanut butter i hit another 700 calories

>>42282347
ur literally retarded

>>42282223
>I'm big boned

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>>42282547
>what is cooked weight?
>what is uncooked weight?
>what is is like to be retarded?

>>42282347
>adding up the calories when MyFitnessPal tells you itself

>>42282547
Pasta, whole wheat pasta in English everything else 3rd world language

>>42282660
>everything else 3rd world language
>Spain
>3rd world

How's that American education working out for ya?

>>42277588
>I can sit up unassisted
>this is an accomplishment

>>42282685
>imblying anything in spanish is from spain
>imblying that is spanish and not portugese (so most likely a dirty brbrbrbrbheueueueuur)

trying to seem smart while actually being retarded is very embarassing

>>42282187
this thread was great, had been a while since i had come across such a thing on this site

>>42277593
I have to admit, in terms of disgusting obesity, this is like the least disgusting case of disgusting obesity I have seen

>>42278820
Seeing people like this, it's just like seeing a crackhead hitting a crack pipe. It's like I'm wearing They Live sunglasses. A fat person carrying a bag of McDonalds is just a junkie with a bag of heroin

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>>42282547
Tiene que ser pasta cocinada weón culiao, esta es sin cocinar, el água no tiene calorias

>>42282547
Uncooked weight retard. When I make pasta it's usually about 3 times its dry weight. 700g of pasta is about 4 servings of what i have at home which is 800 calories

>>42282854
hea not spanish you stupid dumbfuck spic shitskin sunhuman

>>42281156
Fuck you faggot. Hes made a ton of progress and deserves to be proud. Post timestamp if youre zyzzmode. If bot then we all still have room for improvement

>>42278447
Abs and how easy they are to obtain just like every muscle, depends on insertions, genetics and body fat%. Some ppl can have abs at 15% body fat while others need to drop sub12% to get viewable abs. It all depends bro.

>>42282872
na verdade eu vi depois filho de uma puta, pelo menos eu sei registrar a comida certa

>>42281517
holy fuck my man... had me in stitches.

>>42282038
Retarded skellies are the worst. Drink some olive oil the poinds will come

>>42279125
POP OFF JAMES

>>42282903
>drinking oil
DAFAQ AM I READING?

>>42282223
>There is not a thin person trapped inside me

>>42278328
>36' Pizza
>36 foot pizza

>>42283038
Eat big to get big

>>42282872
>Sunhuman
kek

>>42280356
SS claims another victim

>>42278679
>>42278708
Implants, probably.

>>42282975
>faggot doesn't even drink oil
Never gonna make it

>>42283131
Fuck

>>42282038
That shit is weak. That was a post workout meal for me when I was bulking and even then your shit is still small. Start really eating, faggot

>>42282975

Why do you thnk the Italians live so long?

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>>42278211
no words exist to describe the level of fucked up that this is

>>42283131
this made me angry

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>>42278211
Nigger this is not fucking ok

>>42283219
Less sugar in their diet, like the Japanese.

>>42282038
>700g of cooked pasta
Literally nothing. Like 60% of it is water
>Hurr durr I can't bulk on 1200kcal a day

>>42283328
It was a joke anon.

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>>42280366
Keep pushing good progress m8

>>42280214

Fucking lol

> Repeatedly watching all Frasier episodes almost daily as my guilty pleasure

>>42277557
Kroger. It's right on the sign.

>>42277531
I could use his nipples to rappel down a cliffside

>>42278383
>tfw was 148.8 kg when I started out in /fat/

>>42278460
>Lolvolution

When will this meme die

>>42282872
Praise the sunchips

>>42278545
NAAAAAAAAAAAAANIIIIIIIIIIIII!?

>>42278543
Noticeably F.A.T.
(All credit to Futurama)

>>42278211
You want a toe? I could get you a toe

>>42282289
*eats you

>>42278211
Drink it fast or drink it slow, but your lips must touch the toe.

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>>42277713
id let her consume me for a night desu

>>42279765
Yes! I would want someone to do this for me too. Just send it every day, not let me answer or argue with him, just give me the heads-up every day

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>>42278211
christ didnt die for this

>>42278211
my neighbour made 2 keychains from his toes buut he had 6 toes each foot so no loss here. Her case probably the same

>>42282503
> tfw you actually are big boned (barrel chest/wide hips/wide shoulders)
> 6'2"
> but people have been using 'big boned" as a fat excuse for longer than you've been alive so it's off-the-table

>>42284229

When we're outbred by the muslim subhumans who'll cause humanity to regress scientifically because their inbreeding has destroyed their IQ to the point that they inironically believe a child-molesting warmonger spoke for the allmaker.

>>42284501
oh shit, didn't see this one>>42280699

>>42277570
>eating something unhealthy once means you are an all around unhealthy person
you can have a milkshake or French fries sometimes just not all the time. in fact you can eat those things reasonably often (1/2 a month maybe I am not sure how often you should have cheat meal cause I tend to avoid it)

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>>42284533
become yuge
you have the magic build to become a bronze colossus

>>42280764
Lelel dat b8

>>42283131
What a curse it must be to live like this, to health problems on yourself and simultaneously convince yourself that it's everyone else's fault.

Fat acceptance/HAES should be considered a form of suicide

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>>42282331
Approximately 30 seconds of searching and a lifetime's worth of disgust later

>>42278464
Is.. that Margery?

>>42280366
Don't listen to these turds.

You'll like great if you keep going -finishing puberty is also going to be a massive factor.

Post again in a year

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>>42278211
why

>>42278543
>Rapping name

Dedmann Wobblin.

>>42278211

Am I the only one here who finds this picture cringe-inducing and slightly fascinating instead of disgusting?

>>42282547
What a mother fucking retard. Nice going dipshit.

>>42277372
>that
>fat
I would breed with her and then disappear from both of their lives

>>42284221
and now?
>141 here...fuck i was huge

>>42277570
Having a girl who doesn't just order a salad every time they are out is nice.

Why can't fat people wrap their fat ugly heads around the idea of "MODERATION"

>>42281839
Fuck off, Randy

>>42278988

>Boogie after he dies on the operating table.

>>42278543
>Notorious BMI
>Busta Seam

>>42284940
HEY i SEE MY PSOT
im the guy that said "this is actually really neat"

>>42278034
kek

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>>42278365
>>42279230
underrated

>>42280451
>>42280558
This was awkward

>>42277572
I feel like she would be hot if she dropped the weight

>>42284276
>insecure trip

>>42277510
Lose weight, it really isn't hard. I did it and I'm lazy as fuck.

>>42281593
Chris Metzen of Blizzard Entertainment?

>>42280657
What the fuck are you on about? Nothing you said made one ounce of sense. Please take time to educate yourself before posting nonsense.

>>42282288
Kek

>>42284221
I hope you have learnt something and got the weight down anon

>>42284555
I'm going to give you this (you) because you obviously need someone to pay attention to you.

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>>42278211
this isn't normal

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>>42278211
Wow. I was just leaning against my desk, idly clicking through the thread, smiling as I saw familiar images. I see pic related and open it, thinking, "Ah, another Tumblr fatty complaining about how tough it is being fat."

NO

IT IS A TOE. SOMEONE CUT OFF THEIR TOE AND MAILED IT TO SOMEONE ELSE.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE

>>42286334
There is literally nothing thats infactual in that post anon

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>>42278211

>>42279198
Fucking leave my countrymen alone you sick fucks

>>42286638
D-do you think they cut off the blood circulation at the whole feet? Including gangrene and all?

Can you fucking imagine the smell of a morbidly obese person who has gangrene cutting off their limbs?

>>42286829
No, apparently she has (had) a toe that crossed over the top of her other toes, so the docs lopped it off. She had them keep it so she could mail it to someone else to make into a keepsake.