i dont know what it is with females but im not too good at that shit

some 10/10 virgin I've known for time only wanted sex and I tried to escalate it to a relationship and fucked it up altogether

hold me bros I'm actually so sad
I feel you OP

>>42262894
i could have me a good girl and still be addicted to them hoodrats

i'll just blame everything on you...at least you know that's what i'm good at

see i always find yeah i always find something wro-ong

and you've been putting up with my shit just way too long

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>>42262904
Same. She was a virgin too and wanted me to put it in her. I put on my tinder "virgin". You'll be surprised how many matches you get. Anyhow, she was nervously fidgeting when I tried to kiss her and started holding my dick. I put her pants down and she nervously left andsaid she couldn't do it. She freaked out on me and left me at the hotel. I payed overnight so stayed their the night and just watched the free porn that was on tv.

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i dont know what it is with aesthetics but im not too good at that shit

>>42262950
>I put on my tinder "virgin". You'll be surprised how many matches you get.
Really? I thought girls were disgusted by virgin males.

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>>42262950

>You'll be surprised how many matches you get.

Please elaborate.

>>42262950
This is going to be some new meme shit christ

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>>42262950
>I put on my tinder "virgin". You'll be surprised how many matches you get.

new meme coming right up

>>42262993
>>42263008
So basically you post a nice looking picture of you and just make yourself look good with hobbies, interests, your job and such. Then you say your a virgin. They'll reply because for some reason they want to help you out or they themselves are virgins. It's weird but that way they get that thought of stds and personal partners out of they way. On dates just keep flirting with her and she'll highly think it's suspicious but it's kind of fun her for her because you are being explorative with your sexuality and hers too. She will you what she likes and that's pretty much it. It works 2/3 times. So that girl was the third.

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>>42262950
>I put on my tinder "virgin".
>inb4 someone scans tinder looking for desperate /fit/ posters

>>42263023
>>42263040
Just try it. It works sometimes and sometimes it doesn't. Girls are just curious and it's also putting it there that you want to fuck.

>>42263061
I'm a virgin at 22 and have always thought about just going for it like this and being as open as possible. If this is an elaborate meme then well done but I'm going to do this anyway.

>>42263082
They'll appreciate your honesty. Just be yourself is just being honest. Even if it means standing your ground.

THIRTY WHITE BITCHES

>>42263061
And then when it turns out your not a virgin and actually chad thundercock they'll be in for a big surprise.

>>42263082
Just bang a hooker. It's fun and you can get them to pee on you.

>>42263097
>Just be yourself
How would talking about how Jews have ruined the world help me?

>>42263116
Exactly. That way when you fuck her, if you fuck good, she'll be overly impressed. It's like dick placebo! "Virgins can't fuck like that".

HHKV at 29 here, almost a wizard.

Thing is I'm actually pretty not bad looking, and fit, been lifting for years.

Im good looking enough that my family just thinks I'm secretly a faggot taking dick on the side.

The reality is I'm a schizoid which means I have relationship avoidance issues and very little understanding on how to express emotions, so I never leave the house unless I go to the gym or psychologist, and I never talk to anyone at the gym, and I've never put myself in the situation of being in the position to get sex.

I guess my issues are a lot different compared to the average virgin on here who actually goes out and tries to get laid but fails. I am 100% sure if I really really wanted sex and a gf that I could get it pretty quickly.

>>42263142
Dude go fuck a prostitute tomorrow and get it over with.

>>42263142
>I've never put myself in the situation of being in the position to get sex.
This is me 100%. I don't think I'm schizoid though as far as I know.

>>42263142
>Im good looking enough that my family just thinks I'm secretly a faggot taking dick on the side.
Hey bb. Wan some of my sausage?

>>42263133
I've talked to chicks about the Rothschild but brought it up when they talked about money. I joke around saying I'm a Rothschild, the richest family in the world, when I took her to some shit diner with burger fried food. You have to say it like your playing around. She'll ask you who the fuck is a Rothschild and you explain to her how the Jew is evil.

>>42263142
I'll let you in on a secret, I have a monotone personality and people think it's like a "I don't give a fuck additude" I play. Just make your personality your character. Watch MadMen to get a sense of what it means to be an archetype of the stereotypical male that feminists hate, but secretly love to fuck.

>>42263154
Dont
If youre a fit normie looking guy the hookers will think youre trying to pull a fast one by saying youre a virgin.
T.fitvirgin guy who lost it to a whore
She laughed and didnt even try to lead me
Couldn't even find the hole to put it inside

>>42263142
>tfw the emotional avoidance is me
im not a virgin tho, but i cant emotionaly invest in girls so i end up breaking up with girls within a month

>>42263154
Im also a hypochondriac, I never eat out due to be paranoid of food poisoning, so you think I'd ever risk some STDs from a sex worker? No thanks.

My best be would be to make a tinder or something because my physically appearance is my best asset and it could get me over the line, but the thought of creating a tinder frustrates me due to the fact you need proper photos and a Facebook account. I don't have any friends to get any normie photos in there, they'd all be cringe tier selfies.


I think a big part of my issue is that I find most people disgusting, that coupled with the low'ish sex drive us schizoids have, it's not a good combination, to me having sex with anything less than 7/10 seems like a total waste of time.

>>42263203
Then don't shave for a few days so you look ugly af. Or buy a nice hooker who us kind.

>>42263204
Man i could have worded this a lot better, time to turn off the computer

>>42263204
Same just past experiences with bad women. I was a chubby kid with good face that picked on by girls. I assume all girl that like me are out to get me somehow. Never had a relationship last for more than a month.

>>42263210
>My best be would be to make a tinder or something because my physically appearance is my best asset and it could get me over the line, but the thought of creating a tinder frustrates me due to the fact you need proper photos and a Facebook account. I don't have any friends to get any normie photos in there, they'd all be cringe tier selfies.
I know exactly what you're going through. Same here.

>>42263210
You'll be surprised how many people on their have a form of mental illness or psychological distress. If she's crazy, she'll fuck. Some checks get off in that fact that your crazy. I know a girl who fucks junkies and PTSD vets. Give it try dude!

>>42262894
You just need more practice

>>42262904
>>42262950
Let the woman initiate the relationship. Sleep with her first. A man must show independence and abundance.

>>42262894
> see i could have me a good girl and still be addicted to them hoodrats