You wake up tomorrow morning and find yourself in this body.

give birth in couple of weeks then start SS + GOMAD

Is that Big Lenny?

>>40634528
Go get coffee apparently

>>40634528
Is this what they call cartoon mode?

>>40634528
looks like tweedledee

>>40634528
get back to capturing the chaos emeralds

>>40634578
Holy fuck I lol'd
Here's a (You)

Kill myself of course

go into cocoon mode immediately
start cutting
start lifting regularly (in my home gym so nobody sees my horrible body)

>>40634528
Is that one of the worms from men in black?

>>40634528

If I woke up in that body then I would find myself The Cat In The Hat and that's that.

He looks like a Dr Seuss character, just a bit obtuse. But if I woke up in his body I could put it to use.

A jog and a run, so much fun!

Start over

>>40634528
>great ham and decent glute development
>good delt insertions
>strong neck
Bodybuilders on suicide watch

Id check my bank account. Anything under several million its kms time.

>>40634528
ΚΟΝΤΟΠΑΣ ΚΑΙ ΣΤΟ ΦΙΤ ΜΟΥΝΑΚΙΑ

>>40635416
When you get that fat your calves grow a lot.

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>>40634578
holy shit top kek

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>>40634528

>>40634578
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w

>>40635393
Underrated post

>>40634528
Steroids. Just steroids.

>>40634578
/thread

>>40636169
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male

>>40636169
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male

>>40634528
So.... a normal day then?

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>>40634534
/fit/ is the only board that makes me laugh this genuinely.

thank you

>>40636169
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male

>>40634528
Wonder how I managed to lose 30 kilos in my sleep then continue cutting.

>>40635393
That's pretty good, have a (you)

>>40635393
kek

>>40636169
I come accros as a tough guy, an alpha male

>>40634528
kill nmyself

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>>40634578

>>40636169
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male

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>>40634528

Join Planet Fitness.

>boom

>>40636169
I come across as a tough guy, the alpha male