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Had a horrible day today boys. Can anyone share some similar stories to make me feel less horrible?


>early morning workout 5am
>only about 3 other people so I plug my iPhone into AUX on speakers and play some Kings of Leon
>finish lifts, head to showers, forgot phone plugged in

Over the course of this shower, about 10 more people enter the gym

>20 minutes later emerge, Kings of Leon Playlist has finished and phone shuffed to next on list
>one of my wolf-howl play lists
>8 minutes of nothing but howling wolves is what everyone in the gym has been listening to
>run up to unplug phone
>fat black guy hops off treadmill to burst out in laughter and yells "THERE'S THE WOLF BOY"

Booked it out of there. Afraid to go back. Didn't recognize many people in the morning crowd at least
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>>40634503

Pls respond... this isn't that bad right? I'm panicking right now
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>>40634503
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>>40634503
You should have just laughed it off as a prank.
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>>40634503
what a slut
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post playlist
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>>40634503
Haha that sounds hilarious
I'd think you're some kind of furry but normies dont know much about that so I think you should be fine
But why the fuck you got wolf howl playlists wat
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>>40634503
That's pretty funny.
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>>40634553
Not a furry, I just like the howls. It's bad ass and relaxes me.
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>Have cold
>Attempt to do squats
>Can't get my form right
>Coughing like I have lung cancer just from warming up with an empty bar
>Guy tries to help me
>I end up going to the sauna after two more sets with the empty bar made me feel lightheaded
>No towels
>Guy who helped me sees me
I look like a weak quitter and I still haven't squatted since saturday god damn.
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Bro are you actually depressed about this, it's funny af chill out and don't give a fuck
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>>40634565
>Wolf howls are badass
Protip: People with wolf shirts/window wraps/playlists in public are looked down on.
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>>40634527
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>>40634579
Good call going to the sauna. Feels amazing with a cold. It's an easy way to sweat out all of the cold germs in your body
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>>40634503
>Kings of Leon
Fucking pleb
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>>40634609
The sauna always feels amazing.
I ended up half asleep for 15ish minutes. I felt better than I have all day when I got out.
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>>40634503
it's not that bad anon
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>>40634740
tbqh, that's pretty bad. What I'm wondering more than that, however, is why his gym just has a random aux cord sitting around that you can take advantage of. I guess it's more of a "local gym" type thing
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>>40634800
na it's not, you're just a bunch of awkward autists with social underdevelopment, that's all
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this is karma for playing kings of leon, OP
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>>40634503
>Have a great workout!
>You too

They don't wish me a good workout anymore.
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>>40634503
Source on the cowtit slut? JESUS I need to breed her
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>>40634829
I mean it's not bad in the sense that he was sniffing bike seats or whatever, but if he thinks the people that were there are gonna forget about it any time soon, well that's just not gonna happen
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>>40634503
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Holy fucking tits
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>>40635843
Sauce
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>>40635843


MOR
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lol OP that isn't bad at all, it's just kind of funny. Learn to laugh at your own expense, dude.
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A guy a my gym plays jungle noises with animal sounds. He's the resident gym monk and out lifts anyone so no one says anything. At first I thought it was hilarious but now it's kinda soothing and gets me amp'd at the same time
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>>40635996
>>40636010
Sorry guys, but I'm this guy >>40634945

I found this pic and her name (Kaitlyn Horesh) but both her Twitter and Instagram are set to private.
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>>40634579
>going to a gym
>when you are sick
>sick with a contagious disease
>touching things
>and coughing around people
You're the reason we have AIDS
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>>40636054
What a selfish bitch. I wonder if there real...
Thanks for the details though.
I'll still get her
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>>40635843
>>40636010
>>40636054


http://m.imgur.com/a/l0NOX

Did i do good or what boys
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>>40634503
fantastic
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>>40636056
>Implying I don't always use the spray disinfectant on all the equipment I use anyways
>Implying I cough at people
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>>40634800
mine used to have one in the cycling room, which was right next to the room with all the squat racks, so people could powerlift to music that wasn't complete shit. but then they added in a yoga studio and stopped letting people use the aux cord to be more "inclusive"
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>>40636092

Good job anon
I'll be thinking of you when I fap
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>>40636092
>http://m.imgur.com/a/l0NOX
th..thank you
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>>40636092
you are a true hero anon

my erection thanks you
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>>40634503
You could have said something like "I just wanted to inspire you all" and laughed it off or something... too late now.
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>>40636092
Shit man she is almost as big as my aunts tits. If enough anons want me to post pics I will
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>>40636163
how old is the bitch?
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>>40636193
45
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>>40634503
>>one of my wolf-howl play lists
b8
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>>40636163
please do
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>>40636139
>I just wanted to inspire you all
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The guy holding her up is like

>"Stay calm, John"
>"You can felt her udder heat on top of your head, but don't pop a boner, John."
>"Oh!..uhh.. Her tits are teabagging you now, John. Just don't let them see your raging hard and you'll be okay"
>"Come on, John. Straight face for the pic. She's your sister, John"
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>>40636518
/fit/ in the middle
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>>40634579
don't go to the gym when you have a cold you degenerate
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>>40636518
Lmao the calisthenics beside her.
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>>40636163
post for the boys
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>>40634503
Why do you have a wolf playlist?
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>>40636626
Funnyjunk
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>>40636626
More
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>>40634503
Imma counter this with a good story.
>signed up for new gym recently
>finally visit after finishing up exams
>gym owner and another guy greet me
>upon my scanning my card, the owner says "enjoy your workout"
>I confidently blurt out "you too, man"
>realize what I just did
>owner and other guy burst out laughing
>I do the same
>went and smashed that workout

I think my new gym's owner is a /fit/izen, lads.
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>>40634503
Is nobody appreciating how hilarious this is? Puts 90% of posts in humour threads to shame desu
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>>40636054
>set to private
Did you try requesting? Sluts like this usually accept everyone.
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>>40634503
just say your a fucking vet or zoologist student, jesus christ have none of you heard of improv.
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>>40636674
>I think my new gym's owner is a /fit/izen, lads
Doubt it. If he was a /fit/izen it would have went like this

>upon my scanning my card, the owner says "enjoy your workout"
>I confidently blurt out "you too, man"
>Owner freezes up, blushes, and runs to car
>Gym closes for the month until OP's membership is over because owner is too autistic to confront OP again
>"It's cool. I can focus on my squats at home now"
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>>40636794
Goddamn anon, I'm in tears
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>>40634609
This. Helped me with my nasal drip. Also, you see all sorts of unusual behaviour in the sauna like people staying for 20 minutes fully dressed, baseball cap and all, or reading a book.
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>>40636139
Awesome pic. I wonder how it ended.
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>>40634503
Had a pretty gud day today actually desu
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>>40634657
Fuck I always forget to use the sauna at my gym (I'm new to it). I need a detox
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>>40636163
Do you really need us to ask? Of course we want to see tits
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>>40636092

what a fucking alpha female, big boobs AND ass. so often big tits girls have no ass and it's a huge disappointment.
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>those tits will never be wrapped around your dick
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>>40636054
>Kaitlyn Horesh
>Horesh
>Whorish

Dude wat
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>>40637149
It's almost like one of those shitty comic book characters whose real names are a description of the powers they eventually get.
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>>40636092

why are you guys so obsessed with her? she has big tits so what you guys have fucked a chick with big tits...right?
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>>40636163
wtf do it
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>>40637266

Go get your test levels checked if you're a male.
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>>40634503
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>>40635843
>>40634503
>tfw I just xrayed these pics

>you can see her nips
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>>40634583
Not op but autismo holds me down
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>>40636794
I haven't kekd that hard in a awhile
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>>40634503
Good story. I keked
Also, that bish on the left has some fat bags
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>>40634503
thanks for the laffs wolf boy
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>>40637325
Post them
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>>40634503
photoshopped, look at their cups (of beer)
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>>40636092
fuck I hope she's a slut
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>>40636092
Top work anon
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>>40636092

Ty, based anon.
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>>40637325
Well? Do it faggot
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>>40634503
This thread is a copy pasta thread, hope you feel good..
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>>40637414
She's had the same bf for years
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>>40634503
Your new nickname is Wolf Boy. Just go with it you humourless faggot.
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>>40634503
serves you right you fucking moron. You don't listen to music on speakers if there's other people there
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>>40634503
Please for the love of god more pics
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>>40634503
>fat black guy hops off treadmill to burst out in laughter and yells "THERE'S THE WOLF BOY"

next time you go, just look him dead in the eye and smile, maybe say hi. he'll have respect for you. if you have to be the wolf boy, at least be confident about it, instead of a shameful sperglord.
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>>40634503

That's actually kind of badass in a cringe way.
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>>40634503
Why the fuck do you have a playlist of wolf howls, does it help you sleep or something?
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>>40636098
>implying spray disinfectant is sitting for the proper sit time for it to actually work (Most gym cleaning solutions aren't used nearly long enough to actually kill any germs. I worked as a custodian under a guy REALLY into cleaning for awhile AT a gym so trust me on this. Unless you're using odoban which only has a sit time of about a minute compared to the five minutes of most cleaners, you're spreading tons of germs.
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>>40638598
>that pic
>my sides
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>>40638658
>tfw you fuck up your green text and forget to hit enter before writing more
>tfw i'm still right and anon is an asshole for going to the gym while sick.

Not everyone has the same immune system. Some people at gyms are cancer survivors working to get their strength back dude. Seriously. You can skip the workout until you feel better or do shit at home with free weights (I have the TINIEST space to work in but i still get a workout at home with them when i can't make the gym).
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>>40634527
kek
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>>40638621
so not badass at all?
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>>40636674
Ask him if he's feeling fit next time you're in. And call him buddy.
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>get job
>decide to go to the gym in the morning
>stiff and cold
>instantly pull something in my groin and fuck up left knee
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>>40636092
;_; i wish i had an american qt big titted gf
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>>40634503
I'd be more embarrassed about playing such a bland, boring, MOTR band like Kings Of Leon.

They slot nicely into that niche of "music for people who don't really like music".
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>>40636794
fucking kek. i get a good stomach workout from laughing at these kinds of posts
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>Been lifting 5 months or so
>Still mostly dyel and doing the same 3-4 arm exercises and not much else every workout
>First time someone communicates or interacts with me in the gym-
>Guy comes over between my sets and asks me to lift up the ez curl bar on the curl rack/pad
>I have no idea what is going on and ask him if he wants a spotter.. for bicep curls
>He has earphones in and doesn't respond
>Ask if he's doing negatives
>Sperg out and spent 120 of the longest seconds of my life doing stupid shit

Luckily I never saw him again after that, perhaps my autism made him find another gym
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>>40638598
Holy shit, my sides
This is the best thing ever
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>>40634503
>>40635529
>>40638621
>8 minutes of nothing but howling wolves
Relevant: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0H4pH4AQTQ
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>>40634503
post the howls wolf boy
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>>40634503
Back in day when I started lifting, I was going to this commerical gym. Fairly equal split of dyels, cardio bunnies and fucken monsters. There was always one guy who reeked of piss, and every time he would use a bench it would stink of stale piss for a good half hour, the odour followed him everywhere. For a long time I wondered if maybe he just couldnt smell it, but then I overheard him talking to another bloke there about running marathons and it clicked. The dude ran marathons, in which he pissed his shorts during the race, didnt wash the shorts, and then wore the same stale, pissy shorts to the gym every day.

Also saw a lot of hilarious dyel crews, like 16-17 year olds who had no muscle but wore tank tops and backwards snapbacks unironically. Youd always see them rack up 70-80kg on the bench, and no joke, the guy spotting would be deadlifting the bar for the guy benching who looked like he was about to shit himself. Then theyd get up and high five and act like he just smashed 150kg. Then theyd move onto something else.

I then moved to this awesome small raw gym in a storage complex, no mirrors, no gloves allowed, all about strength and conditioning. The sort of place where you know all the guys by name and if you cant pay your subscription they wave it off til next month, really chill place, it was like Mecca. Then they expanded, got a nice new building which was awesome, but then they started doing crossfit classes, got loads of exercise bikes and random commercial shite, and the cardio bunnies and dyels flooded in. All the big guys left, and when they asked me and my mate who had been 'originals' to wear 'nicer clothes' to the gym (id just wear shorts and an old t shirt) I left. Was pretty shit desu.
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>>40640622
>asked me and my mate who had been 'originals' to wear 'nicer clothes' to the gym
No fucking ways. What the fuck is wrong with people
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>>40640662
They also upped the monthly subscription from £15 a month to £40 a month. I only had to pay £35 a month cus I had been an 'original' but I didnt use any of the extra commercial shit they bought so it was kinda a kick in the bollocks. Tbf most of the guys who worked there originally left for other gyms and the owners wife gave the owner Matt tons of shit for what he'd done to the gym, cus she always worked the front desk so she saw the old regulars come less and less and more wannabe dyels come in.
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At least it didn't shuffle to you gay porn playlist.
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>>40634503
HHahahahaha
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>>40636518
HOLY FUCKING SHIT I TO DO SOMETHING WITH THOSE TITS BUT I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT. IVE ALWAYS BEEN AN ASSMAN BUT HOLY FUCKING SHIT.

>tfw no cow tit gf to milk
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>>40641718
I know that feel
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>>40634527
fucking /thread
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>>40635843
So unbuttoned
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>>40637325
>>40637440
Still waiting
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Why do you listen to animals?
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>>40636850
So true. Yesterday i saw a man removing dead skin with a foot rasp and shaving his beard in the sauna
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>>40634609
Fuck you spreading your germs
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>>40636857
Idk, the bear seems to know what he's doing.
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>>40637224
You take that back and never isult DC again
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>>40636092
she's terribly cute

damn
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>>40634503
top fucking kek!
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