I need to beat the ass of someone stronger, fitter and bigger

>>35199167
By going back to /r9k/ and staying there.

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>>35199167

learn the triangle choke, its easy and effective. watch ryan halls vid on it.

>>35199167
>Lay on your back
>Close ypur eyes
>Manifest your delusions through controlled dreams

>>35199167

the only possible way is to land a powerful sucker punch right on the chin, but then again I assume he'll catch you the next day and beat you into a bloody pulp.

You could stab him with a knife or use a weapon, but again, he'll probably beat you to a bloody pulp once he leaves the hospital.

If I were you I would simply take a big shit on the hood of his car and puncture the tires without anyone seeing you

>>35199193
Who?

why?

Did he commit a crime? Cal the police/press charges.
Did he not commit a crime? Move on and grow up.

Why are you trying to beat random dude up, do you live in the ghetto or something?

>>35199247
Long story short, he raped my girlfriend. She doesn't want to go to the Cops and asked me to take care of it.

This is pasta, family.
Seen the same thread only a few times, but all within the last 6 weeks,

>>35199272
>>35199289


yeah pasta. and a boring pasta

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>>35199272
give him a hug then lock in a kimura and break his shoulder. or apply the RNC. that would be so alpha.

>>35199222
Ah yes the triangle choke hold.

>>35199272
He pleased your gf, something you obviously couldn't do.

>>35199573
He raped her you fucking moron, do you understand what that means? She says she doesn't want to go to the cops because she doesn't trust them and doesn't wanna ruin his life so I'll need to kick his ass

>>35199167
>He also has MMA experience
MMA does fuckall against a tire iron or a crowbar, man the fuck up

>>35199608
what kind of fighting experience do you and this feller have?

>>35199167
Just pull out a telescopic baton or pepper spray him then go in on him hard.

>>35199608
>He raped her you fucking moron.

How sure are you on a scale of 1 to 10 that this isn't her excuse for willingly cheating on you?

>>35199608
How do you know she didn't want tyrones big boy dick inside her?

>>35199654
really tho. in what manner did she tell you that this happened?

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>>35199608

>>35199713

>>35199608
>doesn't trust the cops
>doesn't want to ruin his life
Dude your ho cheated on you haha omfg.

If he's physically superior, AND has MMA experience, you're fucked.

You'd have to use a weapon, or get some friends and gang up on him.

>walk up and tell him to punch you wherever he wants
>absorb hit without flinching
>smirk and say "Now it's my turn."
>teleport behind him and activate bankai

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>>35199608
Let him rape you too. That way both you and your girlfriend are both equal degenerates.

>>35199608
>He raped her
>doesn't wanna ruin his life

Her story ain't adding up, fampai. Sounds like she's trying to trick you into getting your ass beat

But to answer your question, get a pipebomb. Nothing beats a pipebomb

>>35199167

lol sam is that u??

hows my dick taste breh?

just for making this faggy ass post im going to dislocate both your arms so you cant play that homo pony game

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>>35199224
If only it were this easy

>>35199167
Well unless you can schedule a fight two years from now. I'd recommend just bringing one of those extendable batons and whipping the shit out of him with that thing

>>35199222
Yeah this seems easy enough to pull off.

"Hey man just don't defend yourself for a second I'm gonna PUT YOU IN A TRIANGLE HOLD. GOT YOU NOW SUCKA."

>>35199608
Yeah.... I think you should just go ahead and ruin his life anyway.

In the past, boyfriends or husbands of rape victims used get some close friends together to kill the rapist.

Just planting some ideas in your head man

Realistically, you should probably just go into MMA yourself.

>>35200314
Seek professional help.

>>35199272
Bullshit go to the police. If you really believe your girlfriend that means the guy is a rapists and would have no problem fucking you up for life or killing you witch he coulf easily get away with if you attack him.

>>35200338
you have never had any experience fighting a rape case have you

>>35200336
Seek autism support services.

>>35199167
Lol get keked

>>35200361
You forgot to greentext yourself

>>35199608
>Doesnt trust the police
What? That makes 0 sense
>Doesn't want to ruin his life
Ok this makes absolutely no sense iam pretty suspicious now. Go talk to him and ask him about her, also check her phone and facebook to see if shes been talking to him.

>>35200352
Uh no iam not a lawyer and i have never been accused of rape.

>>35199224
Kek, it's called lucid dreaming haha

>>35199167
>He also has MMA experience
someone who is used to taking punches and being put into uncomfortable positions, would probably tie you up into a pretzel before you knew what happened

>>35199167
Suck his dick.

>>35199272
Bitch is LYING.

>>35199167
With a bat you retard. How does it feel to be dumber than a quasi ape man from 80,000 years ago? Or a nigger today for that matter.

>tfw hang out with girl whos been wanting my d since last semester
>SHE buys ME drinks
>we fuck
>the whole time shes going crazy calling me amazing and saying shes never been fucked like that before
>i mean im just doing normal stuff thanks though
>thanks me before she leaves says "you dont even have to call me again and i wont be mad that was amazing thank you"
>sweet

>1 week later some dude starts sending me walter white threats telling me to tread lightly
>oh shit its her boyfriend lmao
>tells me not to talk to his gf ever again
>no problemo she blocked me anyway

>tfw worried op might be this retard whos out to get me

I feel kinda bad for this dude since she was basically telling me how much better I was, makes me wonder how she possibly have convinced him that I was at fault when she initiated the date

>>35201185
You are what's wrong with men today.

Stand with those that need it, stand with WOMEN