Confess your sins /fit/. I drank 5 beers yesterday. I drank

>>35184971
I hid the body in a drainage ditch. Pretty sure there's just bones left.

>>35184971
i drank your moms beer
fucked your mom
skipped the condom

>>35185040
Smart man. You should go get them bones and grind them up. They can find dna on anything these days.

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I B&P for the first time in 3 months

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The first thing I ate today was chocolate

My lunch was 3 taquitos and a chicken sandwich from 7 eleven

Dinner will be wine

>>35184971

About two weeks ago, I had a small ice cream.

Been thinking about it since.

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I ate a whole box of nerds and 2 airheads

I haven't eaten yet. But I am feeling buffalo wings and fries... and a Coke. :^(

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>>35184971
I have a few I sort of need to get off my chest.

My ex basically cheated me out of my flat friends and job so I've had to move to another town and start from scratch. I'm on a bit of a sexual oddysee right now and also drinking a lot, doing lot of bad things.

>Fucked an 18 year old (I'm 25) she was sort of hot but also very precocious so hope I haven't fucked her up for life with my sleaziness. Havent called her back.

>Drove my bike drunk at the weekend to fuck a hippy chick. She had her two husky pups in the room at the time, one licked my foot while she sat on my face, kinda liked it

>Found a load of Euros in with my stuff that belonged to my ex, like £100 worth, got it exchanged, bought a bottle of prosecco and a prostitute who cost £80 for am hour, drank prosecco out of her bumcrack

>Pretended to be a really nice and chilled fun guy on tinder and got a load of numbers, like I mean I am talking to around 15 women at once right now, two or three are actually really liking me. I've forgotten all of their life stories and regularly get them mixed up, none seem to care.

>Shoplifted a load of milk for no reason whatsoever

>Took a shit on a golf course in 7th (I think) hole, feel bad about that guy who will inevitably out his hand in to get his ball back

>Signed up to a swingers website and have arranged to fuck a dudes wife while he's out at work and doesn't know

Basically I'm a recovering alcoholic and the break up has put me back on the path of being a total fucking eejit.

I snort coke because my job is high demand and it's the only thing that keeps me awake enough to go to the gym in our building and the only reason I go to the gym is so I can have the kind of body that lets me cheat on my girlfriend without having to initiate anything myself which absolves me of guilt in my mind

I feel bad about the girl last week though. I came inside her. She kept scratching my chest and I couldn't control myself. Then I let her fuck me in my ass

Sometimes I do two rest days in a row because I'm fat and lazy.

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>>35185435
>I snort coke because my job is high demand and it's the only thing that keeps me awake enough to go to the gym in our building and the only reason I go to the gym is so I can have the kind of body that lets me cheat on my girlfriend without having to initiate anything myself which absolves me of guilt in my mind
>I feel bad about the girl last week though. I came inside her. She kept scratching my chest and I couldn't control myself. Then I let her fuck me in my ass

>this entire post

>>35184971
I'm still in love with a girl that cheated on me.

Don't really feel bad about it though, I was kind of a sad excuse for a man at the time.

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>>35185435

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>>35185414
I forgot to add, matched with a girl in a wheelchair. Shes pretty into any sports she can manage to do.

We're going Kayaking next weekend.

>>35185435
Alex?

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>>35185414
>>Shoplifted a load of milk for no reason whatsoever
I know the reason..

>>35185478
>Alex?

Throw me a last name before I say yes faggot

>>35184971
I'm squandering my chance to be a pro cyclist by not training enough and doing too many nights out

all i feel is shame

>>35185488
Kek

>>35185414
Not your personal blog faggot

I ate like 15 chicken wings yesterday
My sleep schedule is shit
Slept with some girl a few times last year, we were sorta friends in HS and I had a thing for her. We had a bang buddies thing going for a few weeks then just zero contact. Still annoys me.
My left arm is bigger than my right

>>35185496
Evans...

>>35184971
yesterday i ate till i puked, literally.
(trying to losssomefat btw)

>>35185435
On the coke front, check out adrafinil or modafinil instead. Has been a huge career booster for me through a seriously fucked series of projects. Is likely a letdown relatively speaking, but its also not coke.

>>35185414
Teach me your ways

I drank two beers yesterday and cut my leg accessories short

>>35184971
I can't stop eating boneless spareribs.

>>35185531
Kek no that's a lame ass name

>>35185545
Nah senpai. I'm an addict at this point. I blew off dinner with my girl and her parents last Thursday night just so I could get high and jerk off

Five Guys just opened near me in the UK. Went and had a meal that was my entire daily calorie allocation. No ragrets.

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I had a resses peanut butter candy.
>Tfw not gonna make it

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Insanely depressed as of late, don't really know why. Well I mean, I do, but I don't know why it's hitting me so hard rn.

Just ate a ton of M&Ms and had a self harm relapse. I feel guilty as fuck.

>I struggle to find time to go to the gym but I still post and give advice to the best of my abilities even though I haven't really had a good stretch since 2013/4.

Hoping to get back into it in January since my semester timetable is glorious.

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Every week I work my ass off and eat clean only to fuck myself up completely with cocaine/speed/m every weekend

I've been a little bitch today by caring about the fact that I'm single because I'm not desirable enough even for my 4/10 ex. Why is it that I can't stop being a pussy

All I ever wanted was to be skinny otter but I never worked hard at it. Hit the gym, bulked up to over 230 lbs over the course of 4 years, always did half assed cuts that ended at 14% bf at best, started slacking, quit the gym eventually. I've been skinnyfat for close to 2 years now. Is it even worth it to go otter anymore now that I lost my boyish charms? Brad certainly pulled it off well into his 30s. Problem is I'm framecel with the collar bone of a 14 year old grill. I don't want to be fat ever again though. Probably gnna jump on tren in my 30s so I can get a nice gf then if my current plans don't pan out but I really want to do it this time, I'm getting old.

On a positive note I'm giving away my pc so I can stop wasting time on vidya and I started doing daily calisthenics again. Bought a larger supply of cigarettes yesterday which cut my consumption in half so far which is interesting. Hopped on D3 again too.

Sorry for the blogpost

>>35184971
Skipped curls today. Cutting tho, so who cares.

Every time I've lifted for the past week my left shoulder has been in mild pain, yet I'm still going

I ate an entire half pound package of sour patch kids yesterday while studying.

I masturbated before a workout, never again

Had a brownie today forgive me brothers for i have sinned.

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I drank 10 beers and a mickey of whiskey and came inside a 17 year old highschool girl a bit ago.

>>35184971
I got so drunk Saturday night I threw up 3 times the next day

>>35187485
That's not a sin bru. It would be a sin not to

>>35186397
uhhh, anyone to talk to about this?

>>35187566

He probably killed himself

>>35186501
because someone accepted you for who you were and fulfilled your needs as a human, then they left you to wither to your own devices.

>>35186564
why? I literally do this all the time. It's all in your head bruh

>>35186397
What's eating you friend?

Uncle /fit/ is here for you.

I haven't had sex in 6 months

>>35187592
>BIasting gains aII over your face instead of using them to fueI your workouts

Were you just not pIanning on making it?

>>35187605
FUUUUUUUUUCK.

Went 6 days once when she was on senpai vaca and that was brutaI (no seIf touch stuff either, dem gains).

Can't imagine a fuII week, ever.

What happened?

>>35187566
Back to reddit

Please

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>>35184971
I drank two liters of cider yesterday simply because we had it for awhile and thought it needed to be used.
I swore this year I would avoid the peppermint menace, but every since Thanksgiving each day I managed to down at least a few candy canes.
We got a new Xbone at the cost of me blowing my brother because his friend swore she'd buy it if we did that for her. I can't believe she actually came through.

>>35187626
depression and alcoholism.
Had no interest to get laid and pursue girls

I had 10 spicy nuggets from wendy's today.

I know that "it fit into my macros" is a meme, but it actually did.

>>35187653
nah, I just have kinda been there, faggot. the little girls on Reddit wouldn't understand. and I wasn't even offering to talk to him, I was saying he should talk to someone who cares.

>>35187566
>>35187603

I burned my arm with boiling water. I was a month clean, now I'm not. I think about suicide daily, but I realize that the only thing more pointless than life is death. Also I don't have the means for a quick death.
Right now I'm just going through the motions. The gym is my lifeline

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>>35187659
>blow my brother

I did cardio at planet fitness with my obese cousin.

He's my bro, I hope I can inspire him to change his habits.

>>35187701
just keep lifting dude. it will get better. death is really fucking lame if you think about it. thoughts of suicide have crossed in my head, but I would never ever go through with it, without trying to improve my life first.

It took me FOREVER to realize that I am in control of my own happiness.

I still have days when depression suddenly comes over me, and nothing seems okay.

But I take a step back and say, "maybe tomorrow will be better, I'm gonna make the best of things as I can"

fucking lame I know, but I was tired of being such a fucking sad sack all the time.

>>35184971
6 cookies today
1/2 Pizza
4 eggs
2 fish fillets
a big ass bowl of brown rice
Only 30 minutes of body weight workouts
>depression looming
I wish I could go on a destructive bender and drink hard fuck dangerously hard. Life is unsatisfactory but I have too many responsibilities to slip back into depression and painful shit.

I'll just exercise myself to tears tomorrow and enjoy that pain.

>>35187706
Not much to say. Brother was on skype with her, she told him to ask, he did in a joking manner, eventually we hammered out the price went over and did it. Now of course it's awkward between us.

>>35187725
I'm sorry you have to go through that man.

Thanks for the response though, nice to hear someone else who knows what it's like

>>35187716
what's wrong with pf? it's cheap and weights are weights

>>35187758
But he did cardio.

>>35187739
just so we are completely clear. you gave your BROTHER a blow job. For an X Box 1?

>>35187746
no need to thank me dude, and don't feel sorry for me, I only have a mild case.

Next time you feel sad, ask yourself why you are feeling sad. Ask yourself, does this really matter as much as I think it does? Then, try and make it better.

I jerked off at work and at the gym today. Rolled up some toilet paper and rubbed it on my dick until I busted on the floor. Didn't clean it up. At work, I started a rumor about this other guy who lifts that he jerks it in the bathroom. Now that they found my cum, everyone thinks it's him but won't say anything.

I was working on a project with the guy that taught me my job, known him since day one. Found an opening to get him reprimanded/possibly fired by not doing a very important task that I volunteered to take off of his hands. Took it. I joking said I was the Frank Underwood of the office to this girl to try and make myself feel better about it. She told me she didn't want to talk to me anymore. Oh well.

I can't stop drinking Jack at night and passing out instead of just trying to sleep. Every time I sleep without drinking I dream about the shitty things my brother did to me and my sister. I can't take it so I drink and as far as my dreams are concerned I don't remember them then.

I called into work sick last week so I could go see a friend I haven't spoken to in six years since he was finally back in town from some bullshit job in some part of eastern Europe. Ended up staying at the bar with him for twenty minutes then leaving because I still want to fuck his girlfriend and I hate his fucking face, except when it isn't there, then I just miss my bro.

Overall I'm cool though

I pussied out asking a girl out today and thus felt heartbroken during my lifts so I performed horribly.

I eat fries at mcdonalds every day. I don't know what else to get because I'm too lazy to make food for work.

I had to lower all my weights to fix my form and now I feel terrible for what I'm actually lifting. I keep cheating form to feel good about the weight.

>>35184971
All I consumed today was a protein smoothie, 2 eggrolls, a peanut butter sandwich and 4 sausages ;_;

>>35187792
>overall I'm cool though

nah. you're not.

next time you feel like being a fucking prick (which seems like all the time), how bout you remember what it was like when your brother was a prick to you.

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>>35187784
>just so we are completely clear. you gave your BROTHER a blow job. For an X Box 1?
YES, we are clear on that. I told him I'd do it for sufficient payment, and his friend wanted to know what that would be. We talked about shit we needed and said an Xbone, she agreed and went and pulled out the money for it and told us to come over. Once we got there we realized that this was actually happening, I decided I couldn't be sober for it, drank some Kraken rum, and then went to work on his friends bed while she watched. He came, I washed my face, we went to Gamestop with her and got it. Anyone other questions?

>>35187792
You are the Chaotic Evil That Guy of real life

Just fucking kill yourself and do everyone a favour.

i eat whatever the fuck i want to make my calories.

>>35187862

Are you a guy or girl

I listen to "Waiting For Tonight" on loop while working out

>>35187916
Guy.

>>35187626
my girl was just on a 3 week vacation.

i almost died

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>>35187862
>>35187954

>>35187746
Did he come in your mouth?

>>35185414
I love my guns but, man, sometimes Europe just sounds.... better....

>>35187876
But then who would fill the position that's opening up soon at work?

I don't get you guys. It's the real world, you do what you need to to get ahead. This isn't the first time I've done shit like this. That's just like past two weeks.

>>35187990
You get the position by fucking earning it, not undermining people you sociopath prick.

>>35188020
Earn it how? By slaving away for three to five years until the guy can move up himself?

Have fun being a cashier, you've obviously never worked a real job.

>>35187862
Kraken rum is fucking delicious. I suck my brothers dick for a bottle of that too.

>>35185455
C U C K
U
C
K

i like to dance after a good set (am not a good dancer)

>>35188059
Dancing raises testosterone in young adult males (19-25yrs)

>>35188041
I have a real (office) job, but I will always be looking for opportunities, rather than being a dirty cheater.

>>35188079
>dirty cheater

Kek I bet you're natty too

I'm a fat shit

>>35187976
It will be hopefully something we take to our graves. I mean, I checked for cameras, and his friend's a total NEET that has him and basically two other people she interacts with at all, so who's she going to tell?

>>35188049
She had it, or more accurately her parent's probably had it, I told her I was going to need some of that before we did this. Watched an episode of Stargate while I drank it.

Wait, what does it say about my brother that he didn't need any?

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>too lazy to to the math and drop the cash on a healthier bulk diet and just fry anything and grap a few cups of veggies every other day as long as I get adequate cals and protein
>starting to not do shrugs
I am a monster

>>35184971
I reached my calorie goal today then ate two ice cream bars, four gingerbread cookies, an orange, a banana, and some cookie dough ice cream.

I ran three miles today at a pretty good pace but I ate two chocolate chip cookies today and I had 3 hot dogs for dinner

Considering an hero

In doing a juice cleanse

I'm gaining weight because my SO left me and replace me with her ex scumbag bf. Wtf is wrong with people recycling their exes
I ate a lot of pizza. Pizza is my new bae

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>>35188174

I told my boyfriend I loved him just so it wouldn't be awkward between us when in reality I'm talking to two of my exes and will probably leave him soon

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>>35187605
Hahaha, cry some more you baby!
2.5 years and counting here.

>>35188195

you're a colossal piece of shit. you should probably kill yourself

>>35188184
pizza honestly ain't shit

>>35188195
you are a shitty person, what is up with the shitty people in this thread? shit, no wonder I have trust issues with women.

>>35188195
>in case of not bait:
why would u do that? you should feel terrible about yourself, and if you don't, there is something wrong with you.

>>35188196
same bro

>>35187605
im going on 16 months

>>35188210

i doubt its a girl its some faggot. 1 more reason to hate gay people

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>>35188195
Worst person in the thread confirmed.

>>35188201
>>35188210
>>35188212
For the record, I'm a guy who was just giving the whole gay thing a shot because I was honestly attracted to this guy.

You guys are the ones with problems, looping in all women with what you thought was one girl on a random message board on a thread about the shitty things you've done. Get over yourselves.

>>35188195
totally not bait

>>35188196
>>35188219
>>35188221

H O W

O

W

>>35188195
Fuck u. You and my ex bf suits together
Go fuck each other

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>>35187792
Dude you are one messed up motherfucker...
Seek therapy

>>35188237
>l was honestly attracted to this guy

>You guys are the ones with problems

>Being a homo

You're the one with the iIIness though.

I have good paying job out of college and 10/10 GF who is great to me but I am unhappy with my life overall and feel like I'm waiting for something to happen or drastic change to occur and days are wasting away but the gym helps I guess

>>35188240
what do you mean "how"?

Girls don't find me attractive - which makes me have low self-esteem
Because of this I never go out.
My life is 8 hrs of work then 2 hrs and the gym - then repeat.
I never do anything.

>>35188231
Really? In a thread with a guy who got a coworker fired, a guy who cheats on his girlfriend and does coke, and a drunk who fucked a teenager, you pick the guy that doesn't love his boyfriend? Yeah, maybe I should've been honest, but that's not nearly as bad as the other shit here. But because you thought I was a chick, I'm fucking horrible? Evaluate yourself. Hard.

>>35188068
Too late for me then... I'm 28 and I dance every time I hear something I like, which is all the time considering iI listen to Trance podcasts

>>35188237
nah, it's shitty regardless

>>35188240
because women are scary

>>35188242
Post a pic and if I think he's hot give me the number, prolly will.

No shame in my game.

It was me.

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>>35188139
That's fucked up yo...
You should've said for more money, or at least requested you fuck her in the pooper as well.

>>35188254
>NearIy 8 biIIion peopIe in the worId

>"girIs don't fine me attractive" so "l never go out"

2 hrs at the gym a day, and you're not /fit/? Not even sIightIy?

AII you need is a good personaIity and a decent aesthetic. Are you a shitty person or something? lf not, what's the reaI probIem?

>>35188268
Sorry bro, but the dance gains have left your building, better do crossfit

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>>35188195

I don't lift, I do circuit training 2 days of the week on the advice of a trainer at the gym I go to, then running 3 days of the week.

I wanna get strong enough to hunt down and kill Sean Penn with my bare hands but I'm not quite there yet, senpai, I gotta get healthy first.

>>35188280
>2 hrs at the gym a day, and you're not /fit/? Not even sIightIy?

I am fit, but that doesn't change my face.
200lbs 12% bf - advanced in every lift

>AII you need is a good personaIity and a decent aesthetic. Are you a shitty person or something? lf not, what's the reaI probIem?
I am very nice. That's perhaps the problem. I'm too nice. I am polite. I smile at people. I never speak ill of others. I always care about others and take interest in their situation. People can tell my anything and I won't judge them.

Girls only care about looks and/or money.

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>>35188219
See pic

>>35188240
Fat ass, no book face therefore no tinder, sperg lord and professional cook at Mamas Simply Pasta restaurant.

IMA change that for new years and buy me a hooker

>>35187605
I've never had sex

>>35188337
how old are u?

>>35188337
Not the same as having sex then going without for a long time

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>>35188256
Gay or not, its not cool to play people like that breh.
>inb4 hate the game not the player

And the scumbag coworker has things heading his way, as does the drunk teenage rapist

I slept through half the day, my body's sore, only did 50 pushups, ate two quessadilas, 1 mtn dew

On the up side I did have a nice slep, a protein shake, and some pottasium pills

>>35188256
you are equal to them, you don't tell someone you love them without meaning it, or at least being honest about what you mean.

>>35188402
I've been waking up at 9 pm for a month now. But I go to the gym tho..

>>35187990
People who claim that "that's how the real world works" are the same type of people who blame their genetics for being fat. You're design yourself into thinking what you do is acceptable; meanwhile everyone knows you're a lazy piece of shit, but they're too busy earning their way.

>>35188059
Nothing to be ashamed of m8

After seeing the posts in this thread I feel like I can post this here and not be the worst person. I've needed to get this off my chest for a while.

I was at the gym a few months ago and after finishing up I went to the locker room and started to get undressed to shower. This shorter guy who honestly looked Italian was staring pretty hard at me. I asked him if something was wrong. He walked towards me and tried to touch my fucking dick. Said I was giving off a vibe or some shit. I got so fucking enraged. Without even thinking I swung my bag at him. I have work boots and clothes that I put in there and it's a large bag that also has a container I keep a few things in made of hard plastic. So I hit the dude in the head and he fucking falls over cold. I just got dressed in gym clothes again and left, said fuck it. Next day I go back after work and the locker room is blocked off. I started talking to a few dudes. Apparently the guy had some weird condition and I hit him in just the right spot to fuck his shit up.

I killed a man, /fit/

Idk what to do. I haven't been to the gym since. I've barely eaten. I'm all but ignoring everyone in my life. I can't live with myself.

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>tfw people around you getting laid off while you're being promoted

>>35188478
Except I'm fit and worked for my body, and worked just to get my job. I know the value of hard work. I also know the value in increasing your value by eliminating competition. Same thing a lot of well known top guys have done. It's not my fault you'll be working five years for one promotion

>>35184971
Just ate like 3 sushi rolls by myself
>On a 1200kcal cut
>Ate like 4kcal in sushi rolls and sides
>Even my bf was amused I managed to eat like the hamplanet I used to be
>mfw never gonna make it

I have the motivation to keep the cut and never cheat a day but damn that fucker invited me sushi and it's my kryptonite.

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ate half a box of cookies today. got so mad at myself i through the other half in the garbage.

>>35188410
Lol okay buddy. Keep being a child

>>35185488
My sides

>>35188314
>insert fedora joke here

>>35184971

Fly's are a dangerous and useless exercise you fucktard, I'm surprised nobody pointed that out yet

>>35184971

So thankful I wasn't raised in a shit teir family that drank soda or pop of any kind.

However I drank 5-10 drinks nightly depending on how shitty my day as a ER murse was so fuck

>>35188487
I'm pretty sure killing someone is worse than all the other shit ITT.
Turn yourself in.

>>35188650
i used to smoke like 5 cigs a day but then my job stopped sucking when i started working out and felt better about myself

lifting saved my life senpai

>>35185545

Not the waste of humanity that you replied to but that drug does absolutely nothing for me. I'm a small percentage of non-responders.

Talk about a cock punch, especially when I was working night shift and needed it more than anything.

>>35188672

I've been lifting since i was 15 and I'm 32 now. Nurses are insane and I am not insane enough to be a good one where it doesn't fuck my day to day life right in the ass. No wonder so many nurses are fat and gross.

i'm so new i don't know what desu wordfilters from

>>35188716
most disgusting individual ITT right here

>>35188184
Time to get fucking sikkunt mode and find some new scrags mate

>>35188195
Hang yourself lad

>>35188252
Iktf bro. Booked a ticket to Japan in secret, have enough money saved to go there for the full 90 days, have enough holiday time accrued that I can come back to my.job if I feel like I need to afterwards

>>35188377
She was drunk too mate, neither party could give consent so no one's at fault

And 17 is legal here

>>35188513
If not being a fuck up of a human being means a bit of extra work, I'm fine with that.

Just stop trying, everyone here thinks you're an irredeemable bastard already.

>>35186535
Yikes. Be careful anon.

>dat rotator cuff

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>>35187793
this feel, I know it

>>35188716
i just want to be fit and feel good about myself lads

I use proxies to enter site which my ISP has blocked.

I have almost never seeded my torrents.

>>35187792
And we wonder why a person would walk into a theater/church/post office/elementary school and shoots a bunch of people.
You're the one who creates mass murderers.
You, anon.
You're responsible.
an hero and do the country a favor. Please.

>>35184971
i ate pizza for breffis
but ill squat 3.25plate for 3x5 tonight so all is well

>>35188041
Go fuck yourself.
You have no room for argument here anymore faggot.

>>35188900
Not that guy but:
>an hero and do the country a favor. Please.
You know encouraging suicide is illegal right?

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>>35188913
>telling a faggot to kill himself
>on an Angkorian waffle house brochure-stand
>illegal

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>>35184971

i dont lift /fit/
i get pussy but not 10/10 pussy
im 5' 7"

>>35187770
At this point, so long as he's being active. Eventually you can push him to the weights.

I ate chili with hamburger in it (pescetarian)
I just ate some chocolate almond bark like a candy bar

fuck, no more for me tonight

>>35189000
>checked

No, that's enough William.

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>>35188990

>>35189078

its not bait faggot, its my sins

I do nothing but bodyweight shit but im bigger than basically everyone in my gym.

>>35189033
Dubs confirm, nothing else shall enter my body save for water tonight

I created a porn site 5 years ago in secret, it became pretty big and I sold it for 1.2million USD (approx) 2 years ago.
I never told my family or friends, because .. well, it's porn. Noone knows I have loads of cash, which I never spend. People think I'm poor.
Not gonna give anyone a dime of it.
Thinking of moving to Thailand disregarding everyone.

>>35184971
I just ate Fuego (Dr. Pepper Cowboy and Juan Pablo)
I've only eaten 2 servings of veggies in the past 3 days
I stay up late browsing /fit/ and misc and am running on average 4 hours of sleep and 6 cups of coffee a day.

>>35184971
I lift for a girl.

A twitch streamer / youtuber banned me from his twich chat. I've been disliking all his new vids for a month.

>>35185269
Shame on you for your sins. However, i lost my shit at that gif.

>>35189263
What porn site is it? Gay, straight, or fetish?

>>35189263
Pretty interesting Tbqh Senpai.

I am drinking a beer right now. I lifted at planet fitness.

I am a failure.

>>35189303
You obviously have not moved on. Faggot

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>>35187954

>>35188519
Those poor cookies.

>>35185435
How did it feel being penetrated? No-oo ho-omo

I get the gay owner of my gym to give me free supplements by wearing compression shorts and do my squats when he's within sight range.

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My buddy is new to the gym and couldn't make it today so I said we'd postpone squats for tomorrow.

Not sure if I'm being a good gym bro trying to help a brother make gains or becoming lazy myself.

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I smoke cigarettes when I don't have access to weed.
I'm dabbling with SARMs at the moment.
My left leg is so fucked from a failed squat attempt that I might switch squats for leg press until it feels better.
I haven't had sex in 8 months and I popped a semi when my fat co-worker bent over.

I'm a disgrace

>>35188237
No dude, you're definitely the one with problems. Regardless of your gender you need to get a sense of decency and grow the hell up.

>>35184971
I took my gf's butt plug and mastrubated with it in my ass.

>>35191620
Good on you mate. Got webm of that?

>>35187987
All this becomes boring after a few years trust me, id do anything to be able to own a gun, go hunt, and generaly be able to protect myself.

>>35188515
L O N D O N
O
N
D
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N

>>35191678
How can you not do this in Europe?

>>35188195
You shit. Just tell him. He'll get over it sooner.
Christ just be a real human bean.

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>>35185414
Everyone should shit in golf holes.
Well done, you devilish bastard.

>>35185414
Things that never happened for $100

I smoke weed then gorge on shit food
I have skipped 99% of my leg days