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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91 149r6fe4 Why fatties do

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91149r6fe4

Why fatties don't start sumo where they can use lard as an advantage?
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>>35175701
There's a huge difference between a 300 pound sumo wrestler and your 300 pound mom faggot.
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>>35175701
because being fat doesn't equal being in sumo wrestler shape

>pic related
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>>35175701
Sumo are jacked dudes who purposefully get fat. Very rarely do you see competitors who were lazy fat fucks become anywhere near good, even in shitty American clubs.
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mfw fat bastard can push-start a tractor
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>>35175701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXLmeuf-Nn0
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>>35175701
>traditional and ancient ceremony before match
>5 fucking McDicks banners
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How do I into E. Honda mode?
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>>35175815
Come on, are you telling me that genuine 500lbs american land whales can't beat 300lbs rice munchers?
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>>35175855
Nigga those rice munchers train like 6 hours a day and can squat a metric fuck ton. Pause at 3:39 of OPs video and look at dem glutes. Their legs are almost rock solid.
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>>35175839
This faggot never competed at the top tiers.
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>>35175975
He was still competing big in Japan though right? I mean, saying someone can't play baseball just because their MLB team doesn't make it to the World Series doesn't mean they suck.
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>>35175975
he did compete in the maegashira ranks which is in the highest divison. admittedly
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These guys get fat because putting on muscle at that height kind of goes hand in hand with being fat.

Compare Eddie Hall and Hafthor.
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>>35175701
This is like asking why bodybuilders don't do MMA. Size (and especially fat) isn't everything in sumo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-ERVNXcH4
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>>35175701
Because sumo are strong fat who essentially spend 6 hours a day on SS GOMAD
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Hahaha those McDonald's banners.
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>>35176048
Why bodybuilders faggots don't do MMA?
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>>35175845
Skwatz+sushi
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>>35177090
Chanko, brah.
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