https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K91 149r6fe4 Why fatties do

>>35175701
There's a huge difference between a 300 pound sumo wrestler and your 300 pound mom faggot.

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>>35175701
because being fat doesn't equal being in sumo wrestler shape

>pic related

>>35175701
Sumo are jacked dudes who purposefully get fat. Very rarely do you see competitors who were lazy fat fucks become anywhere near good, even in shitty American clubs.

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mfw fat bastard can push-start a tractor

>>35175701
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXLmeuf-Nn0

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>>35175701
>traditional and ancient ceremony before match
>5 fucking McDicks banners

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How do I into E. Honda mode?

>>35175815
Come on, are you telling me that genuine 500lbs american land whales can't beat 300lbs rice munchers?

>>35175855
Nigga those rice munchers train like 6 hours a day and can squat a metric fuck ton. Pause at 3:39 of OPs video and look at dem glutes. Their legs are almost rock solid.

>>35175839
This faggot never competed at the top tiers.

>>35175975
He was still competing big in Japan though right? I mean, saying someone can't play baseball just because their MLB team doesn't make it to the World Series doesn't mean they suck.

>>35175975
he did compete in the maegashira ranks which is in the highest divison. admittedly

These guys get fat because putting on muscle at that height kind of goes hand in hand with being fat.

Compare Eddie Hall and Hafthor.

>>35175701
This is like asking why bodybuilders don't do MMA. Size (and especially fat) isn't everything in sumo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7-ERVNXcH4

>>35175701
Because sumo are strong fat who essentially spend 6 hours a day on SS GOMAD

Hahaha those McDonald's banners.

>>35176048
Why bodybuilders faggots don't do MMA?

>>35175845
Skwatz+sushi

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>>35177090
Chanko, brah.