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>friend lets me borrow a scoop of whey for a shake >I take

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>friend lets me borrow a scoop of whey for a shake
>I take a heaped scoop
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>>35167577
lol
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D E V I L I S H
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>Rerack 45lb weights in the spot for 25lb weights
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>goes to squat rack
>does curls
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>>35168748
You sir belong to hell
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>doing bar bicep curls
>finish
>ask the person waiting for me what weight he would like
>put his prefered weight on
>spot him
>massage him between sets
>suck his dick in the dressing room toilet
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>fat guy struggling at my gym for a couple months
>tell him it looks like he's losing weight and to keep up the good work
>it doesn't look like he's losing weight at all

sucker
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>wear tight shirt
>walk with lats slightly flared
>all of a sudden wide shoulders
>people tell me my shoulders are my beat feature
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>>35167577
>borrow
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>need to do OHP
>go to the squat rack
>guy asks me if I'm going to use it
>tell him yes
>take the bar out of the squat rack
>clean the weight before pressing it
>mfw
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>>35169135
F I E N D I S H
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>>35169107
This seems reasonable and polite.
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>>35169141
I wear a tight shirt for the confidence boost: I feel bigger than I am, getting me pumped to work harder, then I can actually become bigger.
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>go to the gym with a bad case of the shits
>drop a massive ancor into the gym's toilet
>clog it up
>pretend I don't know anything about it when the gym owner asks who did it
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>>35169238
M I S C H I E V O U S
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>gym buddy wants to do legs
>do arms while he does legs
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>be sick
>go to the gym anyway and spread all my germs
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>>35169176
I don't get it. That's normal. Why are you finding this great?
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>>35169380
why would you OHP in the squat rack if you can clean the weight??
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>>35169176
>that happened
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>tell buddy to meet me at gym
>do a home workout instead and don't tell him
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>>35169420
>still live with parents
>do bedroom workout with 30lb dumbbells because too socially awkward to go to the gym

That about right?
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>go to the gym and get a PT
>pay him three times a week
>now my boyfriend
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>>35169405
Why would you OHP a weight you can't clean?
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Do what I do, take half the container, then backfill it with maltodextrin and watch the mutha mutha bloat up and be dumbfounded.
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>>35169471
S A V A G E
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E
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>>35169446
Wow, were you that desperate for a bf?
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>>35169527
All the PTs I've seen have been pretty handsome. My guess is he scored good on that one.
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>>35169107
we all do this desu
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>meet friend at his house
>he tells me to take pre workout because we're going hard today
>take some while he's watching
>he goes to take pre gym shit
>get sandwich bags out of his cabinet
>do 2 scoops in each bag
>like 3-4 bags (it was a huge jar of pwo)
>hide them in my secret gym bag compartment
>weeks later he asks me if I have some pwo on me because he forgot it
>say no
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>>35169446
W H O R E I S H
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H
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>>35169864

C U N T H O L E
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>>35169186
>implying he wasnt suckin his gainz
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>skeleton co-worker mirin my physique
>says he wants to start working out, ask for advice
>tell him to do SS and GOMAD
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>>35169864
U N C O U T H
U
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H
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>>35170043
Well meme'd, friend.
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>>35169217
Fake it till you make it breh
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>Load up barbell with loads of plates for deadlift
>put my towel on the bar
>enter dressing room
>go home
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>ask to work in
>sweat all over the bench
>say thanks and walk away
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>>35170163
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>go to a vegan powerlifting gym
>eat obscene amounts of meat and focus on hypertrophy
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>>35170163
>>35170224
yeah fuck you homies
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