How big do you have to be to be an effective gym bully /fit/?

>>35163630
naanomachines son

>>35163630
Can someone give some BIG P stories? Its been awhile

>>35163630
Is that fucking Boco from /co/?

Naanomachines son...

>>35163630
Senator Armstrong, is that you?

>>35163630
For max gym bully go naked except for a cloud of chalk dust to cover your dirty bits.

>>35163630
>gym bully
do you have autism or something?

>>35163630
NANOMACHINES SON

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>gym bully
inb op gets ktfo'd by some twink

>>35163630
played college ball, you know

Ideal gym bully uniform:
>rugby shorts pulled up high
>vest top tucked in
>visible chest rug with gold chain

You also need Konstantinov's build.

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>>35166314

>mfw

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>>35163630
cannot unsee

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>>35163630

>>35166314

At some cushy Ivy League School

>>35166410
Try the University of Texas.

>>35163630
if you really want to intimidate, wear a big gold chain.

>>35163630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlJaMc_PCN8

>>35163630
You have to be pretty big, but I find a noose is the most appropriate attire for a gym bully.

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>>35166374
first thing I thought too kek

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Wtf is a gym bully?

>>35163630
senator ?

thta guy looks strong as fuck

full on dad strong holy chit

guy probably goes to gym after working 9-5, does 800lb squat for reps and then goes and cooks dinner for him, his wife and kids

what a cool fucking dad

I'm a gym bully and I'm a dyel, it's all about your attitude. You just have to be willing to say fuck off and laugh whenever anyone says anything. Ask if you can work in or take bars or whatever and then don't listen to their answer or look at them. Never take your headphones out and if they start complaining just point to the door. Nobody is going to fight you at the gym.

>>35163630
Question: does using nanomachines count as natty or not?

>>35163630
>an effective gym bully
youve already got it down right OP
youre a faggot

STANDING HERE

>>35167933
Maybe not at your planet fitness, but at my planet fitness, three hams got in a big to-do over some pizza, and blows were traded.
Claret was spilled that day, and the link alarm never did.

Side note
>you a top or a bottom?

>>35167977
I REALIZE

>>35166099
All my keks

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i bully annoying ass manlets who dont respect gym etiquette

i'm a pretty big guy

>>35169912
what a shitty physique I guess that's why the girl is black lol

>>35168006
THAT YOU WERE JUST LIKE ME

>>35169969
>implying you wouldnt reck that pussy
faggot

>>35170148
What wrekt her hairline?

>>35167715
that guy who always tells you that you have 2 minutes left on the squat rack

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>>35163630
DON'T FUCK WITH THIS SENATOR

>>35163630
Usually the biggest guys are the nicest people in the gym.
If you get too big, everyone will think you're nice (unless you look like a pissed Konstantinovs, good luck with that) and if you're too small everyone will just laugh at you.
Best thing would be to experiment and stop growing when you reap the optimal amount of fear.

>>35170190
Theirs a guy who does this at my gym.

And he always does it to everyone but me.

In many ways I feel bullied because he won't bully me.

>Though he uses the rack to do dumbell curls.

I really wish I was joking about now.

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>>35167800
Holy shit.

That game was fun to be honestlys.

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>>35166374
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>>35167949

Nanomachine mind.

>>35167747
He goes home where his wife has cooked a dinner. Helps his son to study or shares wisdom through conversations over existance and world. Gives her wife a foot massage and nails her before going to sleep.