Fart general

I don't really have protein farts anymore. What really makes me fart is carbs.

Consume more milk/yogurt and drink more water to aid in your digestion. Right now it's too much for your body to handle but it should adjust if you do those things.

I've gotten better at silent farts too.

They used to be like "PPPBBBLLLLTTT"
but now they like "FFfffffftt"

>>35162580
I'm actually kinda lactose intolerant. I love dairy, but it makes me fart like nothing else. I will try to stay more hydrated in general, though. Thanks.

Probably the wrong thread to ask, but it's here...

I have a fart fetish. My gf doesn't fart as often as I'd like to. She's aware of my fetish and wants to indulge, but, as far as she knows, foods don't make her gassy. What can she eat to get the kind of farts you people are describing?

>>35162263
i've shredded 12 in the past 40 minutes. nothing like marking your territory with a nice fat 5 second blast of fart gas bruh.

Farting is a problem for me.

Another problem are the shits that I take, which are thick and paste-like. I'm going through toilet paper so fast it's not funny.

>>35162580
Will these things make my farts less rancid in addition to less frequent? Cause goddamn, they nasty.

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>>35162913
For Power:
These motherfuckers in pic. Guaranteed to make you fart up a storm if you eat a few. I've never encountered a better food for increasing fart power. Plus they taste pretty good.

For Potency:
Eat a lot of high protein food. Your stomach has got to be full for the fiber bars to take full effect. Try some steak and eggs with a protein shake. Shake the protein up good so that there's lots of air bubbles. Guaranteed rancid farts if combined with fiber bars.

For longevity:
If you want to be farting for a long time, Siracha sauce is the best thing to eat. Throw some of it on the steak and you'll be blasting farts for hours.

That's about all there is to it. I've been perfecting this combination for years to use in necessary situations, such as long car rides with people I don't like, or crop dusting the office to spice things up a bit. Good luck.

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>>35163877
Eat more protein and enjoy your rock hard shits with no mess

also rip your butthole

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>>35162913
>>35164268
>detailed instructions how to make your woman fart more

Stay classy