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What're your imperfections, /fit/? I have Ptosis. Pic related.

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What're your imperfections, /fit/?

I have Ptosis. Pic related. It makes me look creepy no matter what.

Probably gonna get surgery to fix it.
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I have this shit also. I usually pop my eyelid and it fixes it
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is this ptosis or just unsymmetrical eyes?

anyway my eyes kinda look like this
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>>35162139
>>35162139
I have this too!! Only in one eye
Is it fixable?
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i have this shit too but it's not anywhere near as noticeable as that.
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>>35162215
>. I usually pop my eyelid and it fixes it
please elaborate
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I only have a lazy eye in pictures but not when I look in the mirror.
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>>35162238
>Is it fixable?
for 2-3 grand it is

it has something to do with stretched tendons
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none, I have perfect imperfections.
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>>35162261
Fuark
I'm 29
Maybe I'm just aging
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>>35162249
Pull your eyelid out and then let it snap back. Its a temporary fix
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I have a slight ptosis, I wouldn't even care except that on that side of my face my mouth droops, it makes me look like a stroke victim, I'm sure no one else sees it as severely as I do, but how do I prevent drooping of one side of the mouth?
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>>35162139

I think it looks cool.
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>>35162576
looks cool if you wanna cosplay as rick and morty
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>>35162139
I have sanpaku eyes and a huge forehead
And ugly teeth even after braces
And [spoiler]saggy titties[/spoiler]


>>35162215
>>35162238
>>35162339
Have you guys considered using eyelid tape? Korean qts use it
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>>35162339
holy shit it actually works
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>>35162626

Now do it after each blink and you should be good.
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>>35162644
I figured there was a catch

still, it's a nice trick for photos
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>>35162674
Dudes try the eyelid tape I mentined
It's just a thin piece if string you use to hold your eyelid open, not visible at all
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>>35162806

Yeah bro do it, it's gonna be funny as fuck when your friends catch that shit and call you a faggot
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>>35162139
My chin is pretty weak and my upper lip/nose curve outward.

My silhouette looks like a fucking malformed shark.
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>>35162806
this >>35162847
I'd rather shamelessly display my eyelids than shamefully hide them and get caught
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>>35162847
They won't even know what it is
And even if they do just say "it's something I'm using to treat my eyelid ptosis" you insecure faggot
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>>35162863
If you're not willing to do something to fix it then don't whine about it
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>>35162879
>not knowing what scotch tape to peel back a fucked eyelid looks like from one glance
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I'm ugly as fuck and have zero social skills.

/post.
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Ptosis here too, caused by injury so it's completely permanent.

It's especially bad for me because mine isn't so severe, but it looks horrible all the time and I notice it significantly. But I can't tell how much other people notice it, if at all...
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>>35162908
I said EYELID TAPE
It's an specific product
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>>35162936
tough break bro

I don't know how I got mine, but at least I can fix it
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One jaw is better developed than the other. Partition block or somthing like that fucked me up. I can see that the left side is well defined but the right side is like a fat man's jaw
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Hyperhidrosis, keratosis pilaris, phimosis and I can't seem to grow a beard.
Any tips on how to get rid of or atleast improve keratosis pilaris?
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>>35162139
I only notice it in photos taken of me. Irritating as fuck when your one eye looks like its been drugged. Never see it in the mirror tho
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>>35163454
probably because you subconsciously fix it when you look for it in the mirror

kind of like how everyone fixes their posture when they hear "stand up straight" being told to someone else
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>>35162139
My best friend (grill) has that. It's only slightly noticeable until she gets drunk, then you can see her left eye close.

I think it's cute as fuck. Remember that you may hate your own imperfections, but people might love you for them.
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>>35162237
Ptosis looks like asymmetrical eyes to a lot of people but Gosling straight has asymmetrical eyes.

>>35162557
See a doctor
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>>35162139
i have that shit too
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>>35162256
Me too!
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>>35162941
isn't that what asians use to create a double eyelid?
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Balding as FUCK, very light psoriasis on my cheeks and scalp and 176 cm manlet

Other than that I'm fine I think
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Starting to go bald. I love my hair, but it will be gone in the next few years. Im starting minoidil but it supposedly doesnt work on the temples. Ill probably commit seppuku when I have to shave my head
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>>35162139
you got that lucky luciano swag
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my awkward and asymmetrical nose which kills my facial profile

I would seriously be above average if my nose wasn't noticeable
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>>35163538
It is
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>>35163588
Asymmetry isn't noticeable from profile
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>>35163481
Yeah im a narcisist that might have something to do with it.

>when i jerk off and come i tell myself that im the best there ever was
>get more satisfaction from that than actually cummin

Anyone else does this or just me?
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>>35163587
just realized how noticeable the prosthetic is in this photo
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>>35163609
I meant, crooked
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>>35162139
keep lifting
eat 10 000 cal every fucking day
be better, be stronger, be hungrier then everyone else

look at me. i went from a 6/10 to a 10/10 within 2 magical years
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>>35163800
>look at me. i went from a 6/10 to a 10/10 within 2 magical years
for some reason this never gets old
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>>35163800
>look at me. i went from a 6/10 to a 10/10 within 2 magical years
top kek
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>inverted nipples
:(
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>>35163846
pls be in london
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>big nose, weak jaw
kill me thanks fit
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acne. I try to avoid the light as much as possible because it's more noticeable, and it makes me panic when I'm around reflective objects because I don't want to see my own face.
It realty makes me feel less professional too and I know people can't take me seriously because of it. fuck lads
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my right arm is longer than my left arm
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>>35162139
Have an ostomy bag, a chronic degenerative liver condition, a cyst near my right testical, and have substantially more moles than normal, although I've had all the larger ones removed.
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>>35165122
Same bro. I feel you :( Literally my entire face used to be covered with acne and red marks but thanks to /r/skincareaddiction I have my own routine that's been awesome at clearing away my acne. Sadly I'm still left with the insecurities I got when my face was a battlefield.
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>>35165235
I don't know if this is ironic or not, but if it isn't then good for you man
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>>35165258
Nope totally not ironic. As you can see I'm almost a bit socially awkward too.. Severe Acne is hell. Makes you hate yourself, hate light, sweating, going outside with friends, talking to people face to face, avoid social situations and when you do get to talk to a girl you don't even focus on how to make her laugh or anything, youre just panicking in your mind that she's judging your face. Man, sorry, that was unnecessary..sometimes I just need someone to let it all out to.
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>>35165147
"My right arm is stronger than my left arm!"
-Used to be my main, before I gave up on this game 4 months ago.
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>>35163800

I was waiting for Supermang to rear his gorgeous, pock-marked, ptosis ridden head.
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>>35162139
I have Tourette's so when i talk to strangers or get into any stressful social situations my eyes twitch and stuff.
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asymetrical nostrils
I'm not even sure if they've always been like that.
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>>35162879
>insecure
>caring about what your eyelids look like
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>>35162237
I have this really bad.
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>>35166513
You're being too hard on yourself. Everybody's face is a bit unsymmetric. IRL people would need to hold a magnifying glass to your face 24/7 to notice anything. But most people don't really do that
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>>35162139
i have a little baby hand that hurts and makes it hard to lift but other than that im a perfect little boy!
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>generally ugly
>Ginger
>sanpaku eyes (thanks other poster)
> weak jaw
>broken nose, never corrected
>mouth-breather smile (the worst)
>minor stutter
>heart defects & low blood pressure = awful panic attacks
> <5ft tall
>no serious interests or passions
At least I'm /fit/ r-right?

>>35166693
Missing a finger bruh?

Post more pics, tell us about it.
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>>35165403
>Having forest whittaker eye
>somehow an insignifcant feature

Not OP but you're fucking retarded
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>>35163454
>>35162256
Same here. I don't notice it in the mirror, but when I got a smartphone and was messing around with the camera I noticed it for the first time, and now I have another insecurity.
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>>35162256
Your eye is lazy when you're not focusing on something. So everyone else can see that eye all the time.
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>>35166693
You're born with it? Why does it hurt?
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5'3 and "European teeth". Have lived too hard so I have a chronic tired techie look on my face. Will probably stay single until dead.
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>>35162621
>saggy titties

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N
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>>35167079
You want saggy titties breh? Fucking beta.
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>>35167020
i was born with it, it hurts because my scar tissue from skin grafts gets dried out and cracked real easy but thats superficial. i think what i feel day to day you could call arthritis my joints just hurt but thats on me because ive always tried to be as phsyical as possible with it. Lol my ring finger is crooked from the weights it used to point in and not out toward my pinky that kinda hurts too but it feels like its mostly cartilage in there anyway so its not to bad
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>>35167125
>Lifting with wrecked gimp hand.
You're pretty tough bro. Respect.
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>>35162139

Supermong pls
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>>35162139
Mentally ill. Statistically speaking I'll have my symptoms until forever :(
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>>35167297
Would you describe your workouts as "crazy" or "insane"?
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>>35167177
Thanks mate
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>>35167336
:(
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>>35166693
teenage mutant ninja turtles!!
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Does my arm have something wrong? One of my friends said that I have "huge" biceps and small as fuck forearms.Yes I know I'm a Dyel manlet but that isn't the point.
Btw it isn't the first time that my skynnifat,no jaw,whide hipped friend criticize my body
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>>35167177
Adding to the respect.
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>>35167125
>>35167177
respek
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>>35162139
Asymmetrical in almost every way due to poor habits as a child/ pre-teen. Very asymmetrical face/ jaw. Fingers aren't straight and most curve inward. Strong jaw, but weak chin. Bicep insertions are different when comparing right to left arm. Small penis (kind of. It's not as thick as it should be, but is longer than average). Fucked up teeth, rarely can breath through nose because reasons so I have mouth breather aesthetics.

Despite all this people still say I'm generally attractive, which mostly comes from my social skills, somewhat /fit/ body, and confidence/ ability to dominate others.
Never stop improving yourself and never be discouraged by the fact that some people just have it better than you from the get go.
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>>35167472
>Despite all this people still say I'm generally attractive
Can you please post pic to cheer us up? I need to know how far personality gains can get me.
>tfw fugly as hell.
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>>35165229
You win.
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I have a big Jew nose.
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>>35167488
Naw m8. Gimpy wins.
>>35167125
>>35166693
Gimpy ftw.
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>>35166513
are you a grill
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I have a slight case of scapula alata/winging of the scapula.Really self conscious about it, makes me hit back alot more.
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i have a thin upper lip and my teeth are small, my toothy smile looks scary and unnatural, pic related

no-tooth smile is legit, ugu dimples and shit

everything else im happy with, could be worse
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>>35167515
>I'm a vampire
epic canines dude!
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>>35167515
The Twilight fangirls must mire you greatly.
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>>35167521
>>35167543
Great, now not only am I not happy with my teeth, I am a fucking vampire too.

I've seriously not noticed until now, fuck.
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>>35167612
Embrace the night
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>>35167612
I had similar long,pointed canines but my dentist reduced them.Btw they don't look bad Imho
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>>35162139
I have a long Roger Waters face.

I'm missing one of my canines.
My nose has been broken a few times. So it's crooked, and when I breathe I sound like a creepy stalker sex pervert.
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really dark undereyes, runs in my family and im a bit of an insomniac so its a double whammy. Some small acne scores on my temples.

Thats about it, will likely get both lasered or whatever at some point
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Thin wrists
Chicken legs

I'm very insecure about them but I'm getting better
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I have one slightly twisted tooth that I am super self conscious of, but it's not at the front of mouth, so portrait smile is fine. Also my penis is 5.5" but haven't had complaints so w/e
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>>35167656
i had this in my teens because i was #FFFFFF pasty white from playing world of warcraft 12 hours a day and not sleeping

seriously, install Flux and a red light filter on your smartphone / electronics, start going to going to bed at a normal time, and start going outside

dark patches will be gone in weeks
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>>35167731
I sleep enough. I still get that shit. Anyone know what do? I eat healthy and work out, but look like a gamer or junkie in the face.
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i got an asymmetrical nose, got it since im born but After a fight it got worse. also got nasal septum deviated so i dont get air through one of nose holes. i got surgery soon and hope my nose gets straight again. not really insecure but i would be above average with a normal nose and now i might look creepy/retatded to some persons
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>>35168255
Good luck on your surgery. You sure it's not just body dysmorphia talking about it being creepy?
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I have monobrew and fucked up eyesight. Also I have girly looking eyes.
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>>35168326
>Also I have girly looking eyes.
What kind of grills are you hanging with anon? How the f are your eyes girly?
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My wrist are fucking tiny
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>>35168401
Evryone says it cause of eyelashes
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>>35167058
Just get dental work. You can always fix teeth.
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I knew a guy with this (and mismatching eyes). He was the biggest alpha and could pull pussy like crazy though just from personality/confidence.
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>>35168326
Shave the monobrow.

I swear to god, half this shit in this thread has a solution.
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>>35168485
but it will grow even bigger.
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>>35168492
That's a myth.

Do you actually believe everything your mom says?

Even if it is true, hypothetically speaking, just shave it again. It's not like if you shave it once it will be unshaveable when it comes back.
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>>35168510
>Even if it is true, hypothetically speaking, just shave it again. It's not like if you shave it once it will be unshaveable when it comes back.
well fuck, then I am fucking stupid. Maybe should I wax it ?
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Not cut yet. Otherwise I'm pretty much perfect
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>>35168526
just buy tweezers and pluck that shit every 2-3 days, much easier. men can get away with there being minor growth a day or two after tweezing, women have to do that shit every day - only for them would i recommend waxing that shit.

waxing is expensive, painful and stupid. just pluck.
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>>35168469
To fix my teeth I need to get my whole lower row (front and sides) rearranged and that costs a fortune. I'm saving up for the operation but it will take years and my entire youth before I can do something.
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>>35168526
Waxing is only more trouble. I just shave my eyebrow every other shave. So like every 4 days, I don't even use the cream, just the razor.

And the hair thing really is a myth. Shaving doesn't make your hair thicker, the new hair is slightly darker because the old hair has been bleached by sunlight. But the new hair will eventually "thin" out too.
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>>35163550

>psoriasis
>cheeks

Wut. As in your face cheeks? Moisturize and cut down on dairy and yeast.
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>>35168554
Shave my unibrow* not eyebrow, lel
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>>35168538
>>35168554
thanks guys, gota try to pluck next time I shave my face.
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>>35167612
>>35167515
Hey there, fellow vampire.

>>35167641
I feel like I have to reduce them soon too. The fangs keep hitting my inner lips. Too bad, because they're fugin epic.

>>35162139
Narrow waist, wide hips. Shoulders sort of make up for it though, so it doesn't look to unnatural.
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>>35168568
welp nigga look rad.
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I have a very prominent brow, crooked nose, and a chin that basically melts into my neck. I'm basically just fuck ugly, and I can't even grow a beard to make it look like I have a chin.

I've literally had multiple people burst out laughing when looking at my face. Although usually they just stare and smirk.
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>>35162139
I have strabismus(exotropia).

It's really awkward. I can clearly see some people being creeped out when they see it.
Can't make eye contact which makes meeting new people really difficult. One of the reasons why I'm still kissless virgin.
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>>35168551
Better late than never I guess. Good luck man
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>>35168599
Thanks.
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>>35168597
Does that mess up your vision or does it just look weird? How about depth perception? Isn't there a surgery that can fix it?
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>>35162139
My left ear is higher than my right ear. Plus, I wear glasses which gives it a slight crook. But its's barely noticeable so I'm good. You'll only notice it if I told ya.
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I have clubbed thumbs. My hands are small to begin with so it fucks with my ability to deadlift and grip a bar in general. I often keep my thumbs in my pockets when I'm standing where someone could see them because I'm incredibly ashamed of it.
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>>35168645
>Does that mess up your vision or does it just look weird?
I have bad vision in left eye but I'm not sure if that's connected.

>How about depth perception?
No problems with that.

>Isn't there a surgery that can fix it?
Yes, but doctor told me that in my case it's too risky and that I'll probably end up with double vision.
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>>35168649

Lol

I can speak for literally everyone when I say no one cares about how your thumbs look
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>>35168401
Long eyelashes on a man is somehow very attractive for women. Use it to your advantage. And pluck those hairs, jeez
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>>35168696
meant to link >>35168326
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>>35168692
i do
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>>35162139
I'm lazy and I continuously let people down.

Otherwise, shorter than average penis but at least it's thick.
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>>35167919
drink more water
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>>35163491
Gosling really is 7/10 at most. I don't really understand why girls are creaming themselves over him. Maybe it's because of his quiet persona or something.
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psoriasis

rope or knife?
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>large forehead
>shit teeth (have braces now, less than a month till they come off. Pic related)
>uneven nose
>saggy tits
>large nipples
>chubby jawline

Hoping to correct most of this with surgery and the rest with fitness.
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>>35168696
Lol. His 'imperfection' makes him more attractive. This is what low confidence does to people.
>>35168326
>>35168446
You chill out. You look fine. guy above is right about the lashes.
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>>35168763
Forgot pic
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>>35162621
I bet you still don't have any problems pulling in some orbiters?
Though I shouldn't complain. Visual appearance is not as important for men that it is for women. Put you can't mask personality with makeup T_T.
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>>35168778
What was it like co starring with arnold in predator
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>>35168677
That sucks man. Sorry to hear that.
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>>35168778
....wow.
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>>35168793
Never made that connection until now
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>>35168778
At least you have no periodontosis and they look healthy. Braces will fix that for sure.
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>>35168811
10k later and I'm less than a month away from getting braces off. Will feelgoodman when they've been filled in and filed (got a few chips etc that turned up looking shit once my teeth straightened)
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>>35168808
i hope you had a laugh i wasnt trying to be mean... i really couldnt resist
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>>35168696
>>35168776
will do, thanks for advice
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I think I have Ptosis too. It's more noticeable when I am tired.
Skinny ass girly wrists that are probably 2 inches wide with my body height being 5'11".
Hairy foreskin which I am self conscious about.
Wide and big nose however it is not hooked.
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>>35168597
>>35168677
I have this condition as well. I've solved it, for the most part, by gaming with 3d glasses. At first, it led to some eye strain, but now both eyes communicate properly.
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>>35168568

Vampires unite
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>>35169129
>>35168568
can you niggas see the future or are you some fake ass emo vampire wannabes
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>>35168979
Really? Do you need 3D monitor for that too? And what glasses do you have?
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i love these vampires
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I hate my teeth. I was very poor growing up and my mother didn't push the subject of brushing, ever. Now I religiously brush like 3x a time. I have slight 'off white' stains that whitening cannot fix and a few fillings that have fallen out, again from poverty dental care as a kid. I'm planning on doing lumineers at some point. It just sucks because teeth are literally the only thing that the body cannot repair on its own and it happened when I was an unaware kid.
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>>35162237
>my eyes kinda look like this

same. I got the gosling eyes. Too bad I dont have the face or status to go along with it
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I have minor pectus (indented ribcage).
I also only have one testicle.
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Well guys, how fucked am I
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>>35168270
it most likely is since most people only notice after a while knowing me/seeing it on a bad angle. still whenever i see myself on photos i feel like a fucking retard
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>>35169513
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>>35169513
Pretty average imo. I think you need to lose some weight though.
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>>35169513
anona, whats wrong with your hair ?
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>>35166931
damn im a ginger with heart defects but at least im decent looking
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>>35169513
bit average, but you can definetly work with that and do well, specially since you look like a pretty cool dude.

Lose weight, groom well and you'll do just fine.
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>>35169591
What are your heart defects? is it going to cause srs probs in the near future
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>>35166513
people's brains automatically "symmetrize" others' faces anyway. You're the only one who will notice it, especially if you take a pic of yourself that is a reverse of what you normally see in the mirror
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>>35168568
Wow senpai
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>>35169552

that's actually kinda cute

>>35169553

yeah started cutting a week ago
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>>35169734
Its a bicuspid aortic valve. I used to get it checked on but havent since becoming an adult. I dont think ill die from it or if im weaker than everyone else and dont know because of it . Once I had a mini heart attack or murmer and my whole chest hurt and then my neck tensed up real bad. Thought I was going to die. but I still havent checked up on it. So who knows if ill die or not.
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>>35162139
Supermang detected
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>>35169762
>that piercing
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>>35169802
kek
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>>35169762
You look like you caught a bullet with your teeth.
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>>35169818
Pretty much yeah it was a piece of steel that fell off a shelf when I was younger. I got it fixed but your lucky to get 5 years when it comes to getting chipped teeth fixed
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>>35169801
Well certainly i wish you luck, i hope it doesnt cause any major issues in the future
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>>35162139
I have a
Gap in my front teeth and generally shitty teeth from not wearing my retainers after I got my braces.

They were just so uncomfortable.

Everything else I'm pretty much ok with.
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>>35166513
It's not bad. You have really pretty eyes.

No homo.
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>>35162139
> mfw people listing random normal genetic characteristics as "imperfections" instead of legit medical conditions

So here is me :

> Flat feet
> Irritable Bowel Syndrome
> Partial simple syndactyly between the 2nd and 3rd toe
> Reynauld's syndrome
> Snapping hip syndrome on left hip
> less than 10 degree scoliosis
> Intrusive aggressive thoughts - coprolalia (involuntary thoughts of swearing at an improper situation or harming someone)
> possible adenoid hypertrophy causing my voice to sound like it's coming from the nose and my breathing a bit heavy, but there is no official diagnosis on this
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>>35169871
Iktf. Have chipped front myself. When speaking to grills do the bullet story. The bullet story is better.
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>>35162139
B A C K H A I R
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>>35169895
What is coprolalia?

The way you'd described it made me relate to it.

For example; yesterday I was driving on the high way and had an overwhelming feeling to just close my eyes while driving knowing it'll be dangerous and I could crash.

It used to happen more often when I was a kid. I would see a knife and want to stab myself with it. I knew it would hurt and I wasn't necessarily suicidal.
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>>35169895
Hey can you show a pic of your feet? My hand was more or less the same thing i posted it earlier
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>>35169895
>> Flat feet
whatever
>> Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Good diet fixes this.
>> Partial simple syndactyly between the 2nd and 3rd toe
Simple surgery to fix.
>> Reynauld's syndrome
Whatever. Common and nobody cares.
>> Snapping hip syndrome on left hip
Annoying at worst and invisible
>> less than 10 degree scoliosis
>Less
>> Intrusive aggressive thoughts - coprolalia (involuntary thoughts of swearing at an improper situation or harming someone)
Welcome to 4chins.
>> possible adenoid hypertrophy causing my voice to sound like it's coming from the nose and my breathing a bit heavy, but there is no official diagnosis on this
>but there is no official diagnosis on this.
>no official diagnosis

You sound like a hypochondriac whiner.
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>>35169895
See >>35166693 and >>35167125
Faggot
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>>35169935
Copro means feces and lalia means voice in greek. Let's say you 're in a class, you have the complusion of insulting the teacher for no reason, even if you know it's wrong. In a church to insult God in front of believers, in a movie theater maybe shout something inappropriate about yourself (which could be false like "Im gay!") etc.

What you describe is copropraxia (copro = feces/shit and praxia = act). You have intrusive agressive thoughts about doing an act that's inappropriate and could involve harming someone else or yourself. I have this too to a lesser degree. Mine are usually opening the door of a moving vehicle, jumping off a tall building, throwing things from a height or stabbing a member of my family.

You have complete awareness of these thoughts being wrong and the way you contain them is by rationalizing them and realizing that everything that comes across your mind isn't always translated to an action.

Usually these symptoms are part of a phychological disorder like OCD but quite a lot of people have them when stressed.
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>>35170009
I had this for a while. Fucking horrible.

Now my intrusive thoughts are limited to my ex-girlfriend's abortion, which is much more manageable, tbqh
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>>35169950
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>>35170107
i wanna see the fused toes dingus
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>>35169914
Haha my wife never really noticed them untill a year after we started dating, I don't smile much
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>>35162557
botox
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>>35170141
>I don't smile much
why not?
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>>35170164
Idk haha just don't
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>>35162139
i have type 1 diabetes
thats literally it.
6'1" master race.
beautiful curly hair.
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>>35170173
:(
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>>35163538
surgery
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>>35170134
Oh sorry senpai, I dun goofed. Here you go.
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>>35168649
>>35168692

I do, especially on grills

Fucking hideous. Guys not so much, but then again I'm not looking at guys as possible mates
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>>35162139
Fat and married
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I have a bunch of stuff,come to think of it.

i started going bald at 20, 28 now. I inherited vitiligo from my dad, and im fairly certain i have some early form of psoriatic arthritis.

also, i have hypermobile joints, particularly in the knees and shoulders, in addition to being flat footed.

Aaand im obese and undisciplined, causing me to fuck everything up.
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>>35170206
>I'm an alien.
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No physical imperfections t b h

I wish my facial hair was thicker but that will come with time
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>>35170228
Balding isn't bad if you've got a good head/face shape

I'm assuming you don't?
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>>35163620
what prosthetic? What am i missing here?
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>>35170206
Lol thanks. Thats weird its in both feet, coz thats not genetic right? Does it give you trouble with anything?
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>>35168649

>>35168692

I care very much, for both hands and feet.
Yet my current gf has both her thumbs clubbed in a different manner, and her big toes are also strangely huge in proportion to her other toes.

It bothered me quite a bit, and still does when I focus on them, but it's not a dealbreaker. So don't worry too much about it.
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>>35170230
Can i be ayylien too?

>>35166693
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>>35168788
>I bet you still don't have any problems pulling in some orbiters?


Of course I do m8 I only have one friend
I'm so autistic that even tho me and my family live in the same place since I was 2 years old, some neighbors think my mom only has one daughter (my sister).
And oh, in high school, some kids thought I was mute until the very last week of school
I remember one guy rushing to his friend and saying "dude that girl speaks!!" while I was talking to a teacher

So don't tell me about shitty personalities breh, I know about it

But I'm at peace with it desu
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I'm both short and a female.
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>>35170287
Just be a little thick and blond and wear scrubs and I'll do anything for you, I swear, please.
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>>35170284
Alien invasion baby!
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>>35170263
It is genetic., it's a birth defect. From wiki :

> Simple syndactyly can be full or partial, and is present at birth (congenital). In early human fetal development, webbing (syndactyly) of the toes and fingers is normal. At about 16 weeks of gestation, apoptosis takes place and an enzyme dissolves the tissue between the fingers and toes, and the webbing disappears. In some fetuses, this process does not occur completely between all fingers or toes and some residual webbing remains.

We even know the specific place of the gene in the genome that causes this type of syndactyly :

> Five types of syndactyly have been identified in humans. The corresponding loci associated with these types and their common phenotypical expression are as follows: type I: 2q34-q36; webbing occurs between middle and ring fingers and/or second and third toes.

It really gives me no trouble other than the fact that I find really irittating and I shudder when anything goes through that small gap. Also getting some keks with friends and frog jokes.
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>>35170349
Do you ever comb your toes?
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>>35170250
here's one picture is from last december. Taken during a PL meet so i was kinda focused on lifting,hence the mood.
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>>35170421
>>35170421
> putting effort to such meaningless act

why would I? It's not like I got to a beauty contest or something every day
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>>35170449
I think it would comfort them. You should comb them anon.
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>>35170285
>But I'm at peace
well, "never improve" is part of a meme being laughed at on /fit/. You can always try to change yourself. Iktf desu senpai, but month by month I'm trying to open to society. I was really fucked up in my early twenties. I cringe even remembering how I was then. Being at peace with things you don't like about yourself but can change is a wrong mindset to have imo.
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>>35170009
My sister is diagnosed with OCD and a co morbidity with depression/anxiety.

Might be slightly genetic but I just don't have it to the same extent.
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>>35170442
shave it man, you've got a great beard and decent facial features

handsome/10 no homo
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>>35170442

You look good, nigger.

I've been bald since I was 20, decent headshape too.
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>>35162139
DYEL.
Hyperhidrosis, which I mostly manage with regular iontophoresis and cognitive exercises.
Pencil dick: 6"x4.25", but seems to work well enough to warrant enthusiastic repeat business, from both genders.

I am tall-ish, lean, witty, well-dressed, super kawaii, and possess some accidentally mysterious aloofness that seems to draw people in, though. So I can't complain too much.
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>>35170534
No, I don't even mind this about myself, I'm at peace with it because I'm ok with not being social. I don't feel like I'm missing much you know, people piss me off
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>>35170573
>>35170590

Thank you guys<3 no homo.
Yeah, i generally try to keep the hair at statham levels, and the beard does whatever the fuck it wants to do. Thinking about letting it hug my face until spring comes back.
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gyno and love handles
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>>35170633
Protip; dicks arent about size, it's about cubic feet per second.

Alternative 2 : it's not about how big your dick is, it's about how much ass you got to ram it in with
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We vampires now?
I blunted my bottom right canine by biting into coke cans too many times as a trick.
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>>35169513
JUST
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>>35170442
You look big
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>>35170756
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>>35170773
Vampire approved.
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>>35169513
Why are you on /fit/?
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>>35170783
>>35170773
If you don't have any supernatural abilities you aren't really a vampire,
You just have big teeth.
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>>35170771
For you.

(183 cm/6'0 , back there i was 104kg, slightly heavier now)
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>>35170442
I'd say hang on to it while it lasts. Might as well. Doesn't look bad. Yet.
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>>35170783
Noice
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>>35170825
I sometimes get deja vu, does that count?
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>>35170825
Shoo Twilight fangirl. We vampires.
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>>35170773
>>35170783
Amen
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I'm nearsighted, and have to cover my beautiful eyes with glasses.
(No narcissto)
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>>35170948
Post to prove. Why not contacts?
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>>35170866
If you don't really know how to control it, no.
I've met people who have literally come back from the dead, from bad car accidents, from getting shot during a stick up robbery
And they usually have an uncanny ability to predict someone's future by feeding off of their energy
And they can predict tragedies, like mass shootings.
They also like to pick at people psychologically, find their flaws and their weaknesses, and use them to their advantage
This is based off my personal experiences with them,
I never really stayed friends with them long enough to ask them what it's like to be dead.
But as you can tell, based off their powers, they make for pretty good spies, and are usually assigned to people that the government fears.
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>>35171010
Good for you. What meds are you on? I want some.
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>>35170985
They are too much effort, and my eyes ache after 4 hours.
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>>35171039
Marijuana Sativa
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>>35171010
Hey, I played metal gear solid 3 as well
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>>35171040
You got some gold thread in there. Yeah, pretty eyes mate. Too bad about the contacts. Those eyes will melt grills.
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Thought I heard imperfections.
Thought I could join in.
Thought that not everybody on /fit/ hates me.

Who else /permacrippled/ here?
I'll start: Limping, squinting, scarred to shit, fingers destroyed to shit, face that couldn't look more unfriendly, almost neutered, stabbed in the ass and still swingin'

At least I have pretty blue eyes, and all girls fall for them. (If they didn't turn grey after few years, along with quite a lot of my hair(and by girls I mean my aunt when I was about 5))

People, you are fucking beautiful, stop complaining. Digging the vampires and the crab man.
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>>35170349
So like its always genetic, i was always lead to believe i just skipped a development step... i would be so sad if my kids got the finger fuses :( is it easy to pass on? im the only one in my whole extended family that has it
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>>35171059
Y-you too
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>>35168763

you sound like my ex girlfriend
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>>35171131
Crab man here lets see those destroyed fingers!
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>>35171159
>blessed*
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>>35171159
Hey crab man!
Actually just one on my hand, and few on my toes, but they are crunched, not sewed back like this little bugger.
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>>35171206
What happened with that?
You work with machines?
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>>35171206
I work with bad bad people.
But let's not get into that now, last time I was talking about it on /fit/, it felt more like boasting, so I rather don't talk about it at all.

Want to see what happens after you get cheap stitches? This happens.
They break after you do pull-ups.
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>>35171131
Mr merc anon sir. I haven't heard the story of 'almost neutered' or 'stabbed in the ass' Storytime pls?
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>>35171142
I don't know how easy it is to pass on. Even if your kids get it though, the surgery is really simple, you just cut the skin with a scalpel and that's all. The bone structure of both fingers is complete and there is only connective tissue fusing them. So they 're just two fully functional fingers attached together that's all.
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>>35171285
How long ago did it happen, lol youre tough to keep working out before it heals.
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>>35168778
Dentist: So what kind of treatment do you want?
Him: Just fuck my shit up.
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>>35171336
My bone structure is far from complete and the middle finger had no real tissue or bone that was salvagable.. Idk i always refered to it as a congenital syndactyl hand anomoly maybe its something different, every case is different im sure though
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>>35168778
Since the canines are symmetric it actually looks kinda cool. You look like a wolf or a dog maybe. Gain some proper /fit/ size and become a hitman. You'll be legendary.
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>>35171309
Hmm.
The neutered one is bit.. Hmm.
I basically got kicked by a small horse/pony because I was retarded. When I was a kid, before everything, other kids dared me to go and pull horses tail. You get the idea what happened next.
And I don't actually remember when I got stabbed, I just have a scar next to my anus. I hope I wasn't raped. (I probably got it in training, when I think about it. Lots of weird scars from there.)
>>35171342
About three months ago? I'm not sure, maybe less.
I cannot feel the finger, but I can still move it. So working out isn't much of a deal (now), since I cannot even feel the pain.
It used to hurt when I was working out right after it happened, but then it stopped.

Took a picture just now - still cannot move it properly but whatever, got 9 other ones.
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>>35171374
Yes I was talking about a partial simple syndactyly. There full syndactylies and complex syndactylies that are a different story in terms of toe/finger functionality and treatment.
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>>35171416
>I hope I wasn't raped.
Yeah... this is a sentence I'll remember.
Feel you with the horses. I got kicked into a tree once. A testicle shot is much worse tho.
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merc badass anon we missed you how about you crack us an anothet story eh
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>>35162139
Creepy Susie head ass
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>>35171475
I mean, the worst thing about it is that the kick, besides rustling my testicles, pretty much tore up my inner thigh in half. Still have a giant scar there.
>>35171499
Well get your hot cocoa and your PJ's ready then.
Could you specify about what you wanna hear then? Things that happened just seem trivial to me, while it may be interesting for others.
>Picture says it all
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>>35162139
My armpits are sweaty as fuck. Like always. Every hour of every day. From when i put a clean t-shit on, it takes around 10 mins and it's visible.. From that point on it just keeps growing.
I fucking hate it. But i've come to accept it. Nothing i have done so far seems to prevent my pits from swating like fauntains.
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>>35171567
i dont know a close to death stuation maybe or some kinda intresting training memory eh ?
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>>35171567
1.Tell us about your childhood.
2.What's the most interesting thing you've experienced abroad.
3.Any significant role models you had in your former occupation?
4.If you wanted to kick my ass how would you do it?
5.when working as merc what was your routine in securing new areas?
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>>35171590
I actually have both, but I posted these before, so sorry if you've seen them
Felt like a waste to just delete it
>>35171610
Give me a minute and I'll answer you

From the childhood, when I got sent to the camp.
>At the time, I was several months in the camp
>I hated it from the start
>I can't even remember how many times I puked from exhaustion, when they made us run with weights on our backs
>Food wasn't really good, main reason was that they had to cut back on the budget a bit
>What they told us is, that the taste isn't important
>Which they said, when every other day they were grilling meat, just for them, not for us
>After few months I can tell we got way tougher, even though I still felt like a brat
>Being in an enviroment where everybody is either taller, stronger, better at everything, makes you feel that
>We were woken up one day, by an rather happy looking instructor
>Who basically told us where are we going to spend next few days
>Those were hell
At this point, I would like to pinpoint the luxury we had
-clothes
-one pair of boots
-bed
-bucket
>They took it all away from us
>Throw us into small room (more like a cellar, since it was underground)
>This is where we live now
>Small room filled with pig intestines, blood and hair
>And a bunch of bugs, don't forget the bugs
>There was about six of us in that hole
>First few minutes I was dry-heaving, just because of the smell
>There was a bit of dry space with hay on top
>That's where we ate and slept
>Quite an unreal experience (for us), which was made to strenghten us
>Luckily we only had to spend three or four days in there

After we got out, I may have been the most thankful person on the earth. Every little thing seemed like a miracle.
One kid actually cut his foot open, on a bone back then. Got infection, and had to have a good portion of his leg cut out. Fortunately, he survived.

(Don't mind my posts, other people in the thread, it's super secret and I don't like to spam anyways)
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Acne pigmentation all over my back, bit on my chest, working on it though.
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>>35171590
>I got send to Russia, by the same contractor who sent me to India
>We were supposed to take down "Gruniewkijs" (I have a feeling I spelled it wrong)
>Actually Russian mob, so no fucking around this time
>We went in "Tatrapak", big old Czechoslovakian APC vehichle
>Went trough borders in Ukraine, we gave the border security guy some cigarettes, so he didn't ask questions
>We got into St. Petersburg
>After that we followed up to the North
>We followed a path that was planned up before
>Contractor ratted us out (Which I only discovered later)
>Giant fucking boom
>Whole APC turned to side
>We hit a mine
>We got captured
>I passed out when the mine exploded, since I sat bit more in the front
>Driver and guy next to him were dead right away
>When woke up three of my people were already dead, our kidnappers tortured them
>We were zip tied and thrown in a corner of a room
>After while, they started to interrogate me, since I'm sort of the leader of the BB, but not really
>I'm the guy that knows passwords to our accounts and location of vault ships
>Meanwhile I got stabbed in the shoulder with an Bayonet
>Got my knee drilled in, then poured acid into (which is the reason why I'm limping now)
>And may I add, that was probably the most excrutiating pain I ever felt
>Fortunately, few minutes later we got saved by old friends (we got really fucking lucky)
>Milita group called RAD
>They were send to help the Gruzniewskijs, but person who organized it didn't know they used to be our friends
>Later they us, that right after they got here, and realized who we were, they changed their plans and decided to help us
>After they freed us, we executed everybody in the facility
>Six of our men died
>They asked for money transfer afterwards, for saving us, but we gladly gave it to them
>Nothing is free

I think this is one of the worst memories I have, by the way. I still get unimaginable pain in my knee sometimes. I actually went to see a specialist week ago.
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>>35171701
post a new story mercenary anon pls
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>>35171663
>>35171701
ah mate you are probably the most intresting man i've seen in my life nice stories
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>>35163448
I have that keratosis shit on my upper arms and I've found using coconut oil on it really really improves it. My arms are almost completely clear!
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aside from cosmetic ones, tinnitus
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>>35170442
Grow a kick ass beard and shave your head
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>>35171750
Oh you.
Okay give me few minutes then.
>>35171610
Well, I can't say my childhood was the worst, since we weren't that poor, but my brother and my father used to beat me, mother did nothing about it and I basically had to live in a mad house for years, until my militarist father sent me to the "camp", through his old soldier connections. I think he was actually mercenary as well, after he got out of the army, but I never got this confirmed. He just used to know a lot of powerful people, one person that had an idea to put me in that camp, and daddy gladly obliged. To teach me to be a man. Fucking christ

Cannibals in Africa. We were in this one shitty village once, when we went from South Africa to the East Africa. We stopped by, thinking they are used to the tourists.
They gave us, what at first I thought, was a musli bar. It was actually something they called "paptanek".
When someone in the village dies, it would be a waste, to just let them rot.
My black friend and guide Joséph told us to try it, that its local specialty. Cheeky lil cunt
Grinded meat, grass and mud. Yummy.

In former mentioned camp, one of my instructor was something you would call a beast. His nickname was Lion.
It was because he was missing half of his face, had shaggy slicked back hair, was about 2 meters tall and when he talked, he roared. Often he ate almost raw meat.
Hence the "Lion".

But why would I kick your ass anon, I thought we were friends.
Also, it purely depends on the situation. I'm always armed with at least a knife, but without it, I could still break ribs of an average person with few well aimed punches. I train my arms crazily. Also, I have pretty decent straight kicks, if I were to kick someone in either solar/knee/thigh/kidneys, he would not take it lightly.

We had scouts for that. When I was working alone, I usually rushed in, guns blazing.
If you mean how we secured an area after we got there, then we set up a perimeter, standard one.
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>>35171762
Hah, I'm glad that people like a cripple mercenary like me. I'm not special in any ways though, I worked with people who were ten times more interesting than me.
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My arm doesn't straighten, it prevents lock out, makes me have to use a hook on heavy dead lifts, and causes me to throw my trap up on those last sets of presses.
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>>35168735
Can confirm. It's sexy as hell (only if you're attractive tho tee hee)
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>>35171951
i think you are incredibly interesting.. To me i think being a merc would be "cool" but really after reading this truly it would scare me alot and i doubt i would be cut out for it. Next time i wanna bitch to myself about my hand im going to think of based merc anon
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>>35171951
Did you at least get the girl?
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>>35170681
Ah, I see. You're different than me in that regard then :).
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>>35171206
I arguably had it worse than you. Just have the scars to remember me about it. No deformities. Unless you cut your tendon it won't look that bad after healing.
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>>35171750
I can't really remember shit that happened years ago, but this was quite recent.
>Got sent into Ukraine / Russian border (read war zone) several months ago
>Been hired with about 9 other members of my group
>We got hired for pretty decent money to help Russian forces with taking down local militia
>Supposedly there was only small resistance, but it kept bugging me why they would hire PMC, not a state PMC either
>When we got there, I went to the CO and asked him straight what are we doing here
>We spoke in Russian, but I'll try to translate it the best I can, since the shit he said was unbelievably funny
>"Oh no, the fucked with you. You are going to kill rebels with automatic rifles. They never tell PMC's what's really going on"
>Okay then
>Asked him what troops they are
>"We are Spetsnaz"
>You got to be kidding me, this is not how I imagined them
>At first there's CO smoking cigs and drinking in the APC
>Bunch of soldiers in the back, half naked dancing to russian folk music (Joking about the half naked part, but they were fucking dancing, trust me on that one)
>Few of them asked us if we are going to drink
>What the fuck
>Anways, after we dealt with the problem (it was pretty trivial, since we just smoked them out and shot them down)
>They gave us money, about 7000 euro each (About 7-8K USD, I think?)
>We didn't even do shit, but whatever, don't take free money
>The CO was telling jokes all the time on the ride to the zone, saying things like "we will set their demon dicks on fire"
>"If I was bit more desperate, I would fuck Piotr's mom, instead of Turkish whores"
>I asked him why the hell did we even came here, since we didn't need us
>He didn't know
>Half wasted most of us started singing
>Driver ran over a deer with heavy ass APC
>We laughed and our group went to Ukrainian/Slovakian borders few hours later, and we each went our ways

Can't help laughing everytime I think about it.
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>>35171416
Oh shit, i take that >>35172293 back.
But the ugly stitching is to blame imo.
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Y'all niggas don't even have a physical disability.

(Pic is from before I started lifting, no hate pls)
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>>35172307
Forgot to mention, I found a box with bunch of these stickers in one of the vehicles.
I asked them what do they do with it, and they said that they give it out to kids at schools, if they go visit one.
"Can I take one"
Sure buddy.

I took more than one.
Devilish, you may say.
>>35172325
I'm not arguing, if you are the crab man, then you certainly have it worse than me.
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>>35172425
nice badge
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>>35172425
No that isnt me
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>>35172307
kek
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>>35172418
damn bruh

did lifting help with that whole.... situation?
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I want to be Kandinsky when I grow up.
>tfw 19 yo grill whose biggest fear is pain

Confirmed for never making it.
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>>35172418
Some of us do have disabilities mate. Whats your disability? Back issues?
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wristlet
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>>35172307
>helping Russia
good job, that will teach those Ukrainians for trying to join the UN. Russia only killed a few million of them.
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>>35172495
>>35172507

It's basically three things combined:
>Scoliosis (pretty common I guess you know it)
>Sprengel's defect (Shift of one shoulder blade to the top, the left one as you can see)
>Klippel-Feil syndrome (the most fucked-up thing in this picture, covered up by hair: Fusing of bones in the spine, area of the neck, without the elastic tissue between them.)

This basically makes me look like a hunchback even when I'm standing up straight. Gotta get dress shirts custom-tailored, and even then closing the top button and putting on a tie is a royal pain in the ass.

As far as lifting weights: It's supposedly very good to do squats and heavy-ass deads when you got scoliosis, since it will prevent back issues if you build your core. Military Press is impossible due to a decreased ROM in the left shoulder (I have no idea what the rotator cuff there looks like, all I know is I get shoulder pains if I try doing anything to extend the ROM). Apart from that, apparently Sprengler's defect also causes that side of the body to develop a weaker muscular system, so my pecs and biceps are assymetric af.

And now the kicker: This is the weakest form of this particular disability. Stronger forms of this disability include shit like having a deformed rib cage.

Oh, and due to the fusing of neck bones all contact sports are no-nos, since the risk of breaking my neck are increased.

/blogpost over
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>>35172560
>le 'bad' russia meme
>le communist cancer
>russia is responsible for what stalin did 60 years ago
>germany isn't responsible for what hitler did though
>usa isn't responsible for the millions killed in vietnam, iraq, afghanistan and all other countries they've invaded
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>>35172476
Have few of them stashed somewhere, don't know where
I could hit you up, eh buddy
>>35172504
I'm actually not much older than you.
I got sent to the military camp when I was 13.
If you are 19, you have to be done with school now. Why not join the military? (Unless you live in US, then don't)
It will give you basic training and toughen you up.
One of my closest friends was a mercenary, and she could kick my ass into a cube if she really wanted to. Although she went to work for government afterwards.
>>35172560
Money is money, it doesn't matter if fascist is going to pay me
And they weren't some futile resistance, they were soldiers. Don't give me this shit that they are just victims. From what I've seen, they put Russian civilians against the walls, if you catch my drift.
Give me 50 euro and I'll finger Gorbachev with one hand and slap Stalin's cock with my other hand, while singing Happy Birthday, Mr. President.
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>>35171701
the Acid probably ate through a lot of cartilage and tissue a large amount of your meniscus is probably damaged. do you find you have burning sensation when you kneel down?
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I have a bunch a zit scars on my back and most my ass and allot of stretch marks.
Oh I also have a a zit scar on my nose it's not ugly buy noticeable and I hate it.
>5'8 manlet.
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>>35172695
I feel burning/tingling sensation all the time. Unless I'm on painkillers, or opium infused tablets.
Sometimes I get a sharp shot of pain though my knee when I'm walking
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>>35172676
3 million people died in vietnam, but that is counting all casualties including the hundreds of thousands of dead south Vietnamese freedom fighters, the civilians killed by the viet cong, american and south Korean forces, as well as the approximately 1 million viet cong military deaths. the viet cong were extremely brutal to those who resisted them and killed far more civilians then the americans ever did, this is also not counting those who were murdered after the fall of Saigon.
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>>35162139
holy fuck, i have that.. my friends always make fun of me bc it really happens when im drunk big time. I look like an ultra creep in photos.
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>>35172425
I meant my finger alone. I'm sure you're more fucked up in general ;D.
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>>35172732
you probably need a knee replacement friend, do you think that narcolepsy is to great a disability to do any military activity, the marine core already kicked me out, iam fine when iam on meds and even without iam ok as long as i dont have to stay up longer then 2 days.
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>>35172504
I feel like wanting to kill people for money shouldn't be your goal
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>>35172792
And i feel that your goal shouldnt be telling people how they should feel
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>>35172690
Did you ever kill someone who was unarmed and not a threat?
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>>35172690
>Give me 50 euro and I'll finger Gorbachev with one hand and slap Stalin's cock with my other hand, while singing Happy Birthday, Mr. President.
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>>35172804
Oh well, ok then
Im sorry I guess
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>>35172690
I am indeed American...
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>>35162139
My bellybutton isn't in line with my body, it is off center.
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>>35172832
just join, its really not that hard trust me, Marine corps basic is just alot of drilling and getting trolled by drill instructors.
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>>35172690
how did you get to be a merc? and where are you from if you don't mind me asking
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>>35172866
What if I die?
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>>35172866
>cleaning and screaming
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>>35172878
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>>35172785
I do have titanium instead of my knee, if you are saying that. I got sent into a private hospital, as I demanded. Burning sensation stayed.
Collateral damage was too big, which affected other soft issue in my knee, and they can't do anything about that. It brazed my nerves, hence the tingling / burning sensation.
>>35172817
Not unarmed, but he didn't pose a threat, no. I had to do it.
There were few other people, but I remember the first one.
If someone gives up in a fight, I let them go, unless they specifically asked me to take out that person.
I actually let one guy go, since he reminded me of myself. Just wanted to make few bucks, that's all. He was one of the mob we were supposed to take out, so I just old him to fuck off, to pack his bags and never come back to this country again. Didn't have any trouble.
>>35172832
You can't really get to soldier of hire business from burgerland. Europe, Asia or Africa are pretty much the only places you can start from.
>>35172878
I don't mind.
I answered those questions before though, it's not that hard to find.
>>35172911
Thanks mate.

Hah, I was half asleep at the time, my grammar was pretty retarded though.
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>>35172898
you are very unlikely to die in the american millitary we were in Iraq for almost a decade and only lost 4,000 men. but don't be a bitch, if your scared of dying you might not be cut for that type of work, most guys i know who are SF expected to be dead before they hit 30, my dad volunteered to go to vietnam during the height of the war because he said he seemed like it would be "fun"
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>two years ago there was a realy good friend of mine who had Ptosis.
>was extremely relaxed and very fun to chill with
>he knew he wasn't handsome
>he knew he wouldn't get that one girl
>he knew he wouldn't have the best grades. >never stopped having a cheerfull personality and brining me joy

Shortly before graduation, about one week or so after passing the last exame:

>got drunk and high again while partying his parting from school
>rode home on his racing bike at night he loved so much with a friend who rode his
>we were a group of friends really enjoying riding bike, was kind of a group identity
>he was driving the road he usually would, with a speed he usually would ride, to get to his home quickly (he lives out of town)
>was dazed from the drugs, didn't notice the truck he rode then into
>died on side

thanks for feels op
RIP Moe you will always be loved.
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>>35172947
what about the narcolepst thing? will PMCs care if iam on some meds?
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>>35172981
Mercenaries are usually army drop-outs.
They either got injured in the last days of training, they got drunk on a mission, they angered the higher ups and somehow hot fired.
State PMC's would mind, private ones, almost 100% certain they would not.
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>>35171057
I don't even play video games lol
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>>35173021
sweet, i thought about the Law enforcement, but the marine corps kinda fucked me on that one because my DD214 has fraud stamped on it in big bold letters. ive been thinking about the foreign legion but ive heard theyve gotten stricter with there recruiting.
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How do you become a doctor in the military?
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>>35173083
Nah, as far as I heard French Foreign Legion still hires. You've got to be exceptionally good.
I would go for it, if I were you man. FFL are quite the shit.
>>35173084
I think you can volunteer at one point to be a corpsmen, for which they have special schools.
Every country is different about it, so you should actually just Google yours.
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>>35173084
iam not sure about other militarys, but in the united states you get your degree then go to officers school.
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>>35173084
of course a "doctor" is different from a combat medic if thats what your thinking about.
>>35173159
i think ill do that, even if they dont take me ill enjoy some french women and wine. and ive heard the kurds are always looking for willing volunteers since they are losing so many fighters to isis so iam sure ill be good either way.
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>>35173159
Why are you recommending someone to gamble with his live? I mean joining the military is fine but FFL is cannon fodder.
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>>35173217
What's the difference?
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>>35173241
i dont really care about dying, i mean we all die anyways so you might as well do something you love.
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>>35173286
Try taking antidepressants kid and let the mature people talk here
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>>35173241
They have a harsh training, but they don't kill off trainees who didn't make it. Those are just urban legends.
Although their mortality rate is higher, due to the hard, sometimes death-inducing training.
If I could, I would try, but I suppose I'm too broken for that now.
>>35173217
Don't worry about speaking English in France, by the way. If they didn't understand you, just start shouting obnoxiously and point, then they'll understand you.
French love English speaking people.
>>35173273
Combat medic is a soldier that goes out on the field with the soldiers. If someone gets hurt, he's the first aid.
Doctor is the guy who makes sarcastic and snarky remarks while sitting in a military camp, often seen in M*A*S*H.
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>>35173273
a true doctor with the shinys and college degree are more like M.A.S.H types at most, but are usually regular doctors and military hospitals, Combat medics and corpsmen are more like EMTs or paramedics they are just there to stabilize the person so they live long enough to get to a hospital were the doctors will work on them, Corpsmen are actually alot like nurses when not in combat.
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>>35173323
Beat you to it.
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>>35173273
oh and one more thing, if you become a corpsmen get ready to look at alot of marine dicks when they ask you if they have an STD from fucking some hooker or nasty navy girl.
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>>35173321
any recommendations to prepare for legion training? or is it just the usual mental toughness and Cardio.
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>>35173419
Can't say I can give you a good advice on this one, since situation and training was bit different for me, than classic army.

I sort of have a friend who's in the legion, but we don't talk much. I could probably ask him about it this week, so if you see me in some thread, just say it was you, and hopefully I'll have some tips for you then.
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>>35173515
My brother tried to join the FFL but they sent him back because his life was alright and he shouldn't waste it in the FFL. He did bodybuilding and cardio training for some years so fitness was certainly not the reason.
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>>35173321
>>35173323
Never seen MASH, but doctor sounds better to me
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>>35173515
thank you Mercenary bro, do you know how the Famas is compared to an M16a4, what was your weapon of choice when you were a PMC?
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>>35173589
yes ive heard they only take former infantry trained military now.
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>>35173589
How long was he there, until they sent him home?
>>35173607
Never seen MASH.
There's your problem, man.

And it depends on what do you want to do. Being a doctor in an army, is only slightly different than being a doctor in a hospital.
You need years in actual medical schools, if I'm not mistaken, basically just a ton of shit to do.
Being a corpsmen is something completely different. You are still a soldier, but you are also a medic in need.
>>35173631
Never held M16 in my hands, so I can't tell you.
I trained with FA-MAS though, and I can tell you that it lacks in accuracy, and recoil on that gun is one hell of a thing. I wouldn't say it's really reliable.
My long arm weapon of choice was AR15, small arm was either M9 or M1911A-1.
I also carried knife with me at all times, which I still do. Small carbon spanish combat knfe, don't know the name of it.
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>>35173737
>How long was he there, until they sent him home?

A few days I think, he didn't even start training
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>>35173737
AR15 is basically the civilian version of an M16. whats your opinion on Kalashnikovs? most guys i knew hated them because they were pretty inaccurate past 300 meters but those were the rusty dune coon ones left over by the soviets.
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>>35173737
do you have any pics on the battlefield?
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>>35173737
Hey if I get to be around soldiers instead of people that got too fat and had to be hospitalized, that's a plus in my book.
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>>35173737
Did you ever try a SIG rifle?
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>>35173821
We weren't really supposed to take pictures when we were off on missions, at least that was a general rule.
But I think I took few in Africa, they should be on one of the few dozen HDD's I have.
If I find something I'll post it
>>35173837
Good for you then man.
And you should watch MASH for inspiration.
>>35173813
I don't really get when people say that. My eyes are not that good, so I don't usually shoot past 300 meters, I leave it for other people, but my colleague was a goddamn sharp-shooter with Kalach. I think he put some kind of better recoil control on it, but that's it.
>>35173760
Shame then, I thought FLL gave you better chances.
>>35173868
To be honest, I'm not really a fan of Sauers. Neither Glocks. For some reason those two brands just don't go well with me.
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>>35173934
Thank you based merc for helping me with my path in life. Can I have a sweet spetsnaz patch?
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>>35173934
>To be honest, I'm not really a fan of Sauers.
Shame because they are one of the most accurate rifles.
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>>35174006
Well, if you were to give out your adress on 4chan, which is always a good idea, I'll write it down, and somewhen this month, when I'll feel overly generous, MAYBE I'll send you a patch.
I'll consider it, really.
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>>35174047
I prefer H&K in terms of accuracy.
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>>35174006
you can only get a spetznaz patch if you defeat one in a dance off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7bmIS7F7ehY
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>>35174061
[email protected]
Hit me up senpai
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>>35174123
I-I can do the macarena?
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>>35174061
809 NW 153rd Ter Edmond, OK 73013
iam the narcoleptic guy. do your worse 4chan.
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>chest hole/gap.
fortuantly, mine is fairly minor but feeling through a shirt is noticeable. not me in pic.
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>>35174184
I would but I live with my parents sooo
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>>35174212
so do i.
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>>35174184
I saved it, don't worry, when I'm gonna find 'em, I'll send them off on their way.

Just so you know, shipping to US is like 15 euro you scrums, so you should be goddamn thankful if you receive them

Gotta find them first.
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>>35174234
if you have a steam ill buy you a game.
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>>35174260
I do have steam, but if I'm going to give away shit, I'm doing it for free, I don't need anything in return.
Although I appreciate the idea man.
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>>35162139
>>35162215
>>35162238
>>35162240

> WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.
> How do you fix it?
> Why does it happen?
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>>35174285
thanks, you should add me on steam, before i go try out for the legion or join the kurds, ill put you in my will so that if you die you get some nice property. my moms side is near royalty in north east India so i have some elephant tusks and snow leopard pelts.
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>>35174285
if your still here my steam name is charliegordman.
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>>35174373
>>35174412
I'm half asleep, sorry.
I'll add you, but right now I should probably head out to bed.
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It's been fun guys, but it's sleep time for tired mercenary.
Sorry for hijacking another thread.
Someone could screencap the greentexts, since it's more convenient than copy/pasting them everytime someone asks something.

Goodnight good people of fit.
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>>35174442
good night нaeмник
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>>35174442
Good night sir, another time, another thread
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>>35174586
I think I just creamed my panties
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>>35174586
:D
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>>35174586
Your naughty boy always senpai.
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>>35174586
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jNMUgUK4Pn
Don't make your voice so deep. It's obvious that that is not your normal speaking tone.
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