>that guy who wears basketball shorts to the gym

>>35157635
>that one fat guy who keeps complaining about his weight, but never sticks to his diet

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>>35157642
>that guy who is an ectomorph scum with life on easy mode.

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>that guy who yawns in between sets

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>that guy who does chin-ups with his palms facing away from him.

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>that guy who drinks water between every rep

>>35157714
I do this ;_;

>that guy that does stretching

2015

>>35157714
>not sleeping between sets

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>>35157988

>>35157635
>>35157635
>>35157635
>>35157635
>>35157714
>>35157714
>>35157714

>That guy that posts the exact same thread with the same pictures every single day and still gets tons of replies
Kill yourself

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>>35157754
>not trying to work the lats

>>35158160
assuming u rnt baiting the bait chinups work lats better

>>35157635
What the fuck else would I wear? Jeans?

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>>35157635
WHAT THE FUCK.
This guy looks like an even fatter me, holy shit, I even have glasses like those.

Thanks, anon. Just started dieting and training yesterday, and you just motivated me to get /fit/ even more.

>Inb4 take a bath
I'm working atm, and I'm an industrial mechanic. Sorry

>>35158245
Are you saying palms-toward-yourself chin ups are better for lats than palms the opposite direction?

That contradicts everything I knew about chin ups since I was young.

Why is it not okay to wear basketball shorts?

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>>35158274
>posting your face on 4chan

Unrelated: you Look Finnish, are you Finnish?

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>>35158309
/g/ here. Not much you can really do, unless those photos are also on social media, or haven't had EXIF data scrubbed. No need to worry much, unless you royally piss off a smart /g/entooman, or are stupid about it.

And no, Murifat, I'm afraid. Romain and Irish roots, though.
Found a pic with glasses.

>>35158347
Gotta say, you don't look like the type of guy to wear gauges

>>35158367
Ex tattoo artist.
I used to draw pretty seriously, but I realized there was no money in it. Now I'm a married father of 2, working a blue collar job, with a middle class income, a mortgage, and a sensible, but reliable car.

I am everyone's dad incarnate.

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>that guy who needs a waterbottle to sip on between sets

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>that guy who can squat 610 but can only bench 135

>>35158347
>dat HTC one m7
>dem hands

Holy fucking ass, you have ridiculously big hands.

>will you choke me a little with them?

>>35157714
This can happen due to GH release.

>>35158285
what do you think chinups work then?

>>35157635
i wear basketball shorts because sweatpants are for fat fucks and gym shorts dont reach my knees

fuck yourself

>>35158488
why are you hiding your legs

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>>35157686
>tfw endomorph

i wear cargo shorts / pants to the gym

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>>35158492
>tfw I workout and eat under my calorie deficit but still can't lose weight

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>>35158526
>>35158539

>>35158487
I was always under the impression that palms toward pull ups focus on bicep more than the other type. Still working other groups, like lats, but with less emphasis.

Instead of asking me questions, could you just say what you allegedly know?

>>35158446
I get too fucking thirsty man.

And no, I'm not diabetic

>>35158639
how do you get thirsty from picking things up and putting them back down?

>>35158711
I don't know man. I get fucking thirsty as hell if I do anything physical. I drink plenty of water outside of activities and am in shape at that.

Mystery to me.

>that guy who gives everybody fist bumps

>>35159162
>that guy who fist bumps instead of shaking hands
Holy fuck I hate these people. Just wash your hand after we shake hands if you're that autistic about germs.

>>35158468
>will you choke me a little with them?

What is it with women (gay men?) and being choked? My wife, and pretty much every gf I ever had liked me do the same thing during sex. Autoerotic asphyxiation, I guess? I find it weird that big hands are a turn on. Even when I had a six pack in high school, several chicks told me my hands were the sexiest part of me.

>maybe that's why my wife let's me put a finger in her bum during doggy sometimes...

>>35159237
At work all of the black people fist bump and the normal people shake hands.

>>35159237
agreed. had a bro come up to me asking to work in between my sets, we got to talking and we has actually a pretty cool guy, not a dyel either.

then when we parted ways he fist bumped me instead of shaking my hand - wtf man good job ruining an otherwise pleasant meeting

>>35159298
That's very interesting anon. How is the rest of your life going while we're updating your blog?

>>35159355
Lol I shake white people hands and block people always wanna fist bump. Makes me feel like that key and a peele Obama skit.

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>>35157635
>tfw boogie won't die or stop crying and e-begging
Fuck that cunt

>>35159360
Why so mad, baby hands? Its a legitimate question.

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>that guy who´s facing away from the mirror

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>>35159381
>tfw at first I believed him and thought he was a pretty genuine guy who seemed cool but now he makes so many videos about "not wanting help or money but appreciating it" that I feel like he's subtly mocking his own viewers

>>35159208
Cute tomato, every time I see you post I get an erection.

>>35158021
Somebody else who finally points this out, you should kill yourself, OP.

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>>35159435
>That guy who gets upset at obvious troll posts

Re-think your life buddy

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>>35159382
>my gloves don't match my purse

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>that guy who deadlifts in front of the squat rack

>that girl who uses the swiss ball inside the squat rack

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>that guy who brings his own towel

>>35158630
focused on biceps more but also lats more. Pullups gets a lot more of the upper back

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>that fat bulky guy everyone dismissed as a fatass who proceeded to cut and blow everyone's minds with his gains revealed

>>35158539
>>35158526
I'm about to fucking die this is hilarious

>That guy who is stronger than me
Fuckin cheaters baka desu senpai l swear

>>35159398
I fell for the trap too, brah. After his 3rd "I can't do it" cry-a-thon I gave up

>>35157714
it probably has something to do with them not getting enough oxygen to the brain during very heavy, strenuous sets

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>>35158526
>>35158539
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>35158289
i think he means like the real long nigger type of basketball shorts

You should never wear shorts that cover your knee

>>35160897
>Tfw this is a glorious feel to feel when you are feeling this specific feel to be felt.

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>>35160988
im about to feel that feel. ive been on a 2 year perma and im about to cut, itll take 6 months or more but it will be absolutely sickening and pissening and shittening

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>>35158526
>>35158539

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>>35157714

I'm actually that guy. Dont know why, it just happens.

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>>35157635
>that guy who breathes heavily after every set

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>that guy who does decline sit-ups with the weight behind his head

>that 6'7" roided out shredded guy with the shaved head that wears a white singlet with a Yaranaika face on the back that says "anime club" in big block letters on the front

i know you're lurking here faggot

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>that shrine maiden that tries to fly over my lake

>>35158268

and sandals

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>that guy who lifts heavy

>>35161170
lmao
confirmed for no abs

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>>35161448
>he actually does this

>>35157714
great now I'm self conscious

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>>35157635
>that couple who in between spotting each other the woman eyes me down while boyfriend/husband isn't looking.

Fucking women not even once no homo

>>35163499
>eyes me down while boyfriend/husband isn't looking
Fucking triggered

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>>35163499

>that guy who does power cleans on the lat pulldown

>>35163995
>power clean
>still smelly

>>35157714
>>35157635
Both me, and I listen to classical music while working out. Come at me

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>that guy who videos himself working out

>>35157714

fuck

>>35164160
Only seen girls doing this

>>35158274
I really didn't want to see your face that HQ

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>>35158526
>>35158539

>>35164221

do it all the time on certain lifts to check form

>>35158268
How about gym shorts??

>>35160692
w-whats wrong with that

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>>35158526

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>>35158526
>>35158539

>>35160692
where else am i suppose to deadlift? the bench press?

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>>35158347
>Romain and Irish roots

>mfw I will never be this genetically inferior

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>>35157635
>That guy that confuses the gym with a fashion show

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>that guy that goes to the gym to lift

>>35157714
oh shit this is me but I hit the gym after working all day so maybe that's why?

>>35164629
Everyone does it brah. Never take anything on /fit/ as fact

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>>35157754
>not wanting wings

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>that guy who takes his shoes off to deadlift

>>35164516
that's what I usually do
You need the squat rack to squat, and my gym only has one
has a few benches tho, and when i go it's usually dead so one's empty

>>35164755
that's no so bad, is it?

>>35164887
Why not two squat racks. Why not four? Heck why not a whole room full of squat racks?

>>35164910
You're literally satan if you do this

>>35164910
The least compression in the shoe, the better. Flat shoes are good, shoeless is godtier.

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>The guy who wears sandals or Fivefingers to lift in

That retarded kid who always hangs out in the changing room and stares hard out at guys' cawks when they take a piss.

>>35165111
that's no so bad, is it?

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>>35157635
>the people that wear fancy fucking compression clothing and shit like that

What the fuck happened to loose, above the knee shorts, and a regular t shirt?

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>>35157754
Lol those are pull ups you fuck knuckle

>>35165133
>the modern male

>>35165212
Me, or the guys in the synthetic fucking hundred dollar outift that's "high performance?"

>>35165214
That's just straight up gay full homo

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>>35159298
Picture of said bum/wife/your finger in bum plz.
For science.

>>35165231
Shits annoying. I ignore it when I'm at the gym, but in a thread like this where I'm to think about it, that shit is just fairy-like.

>also was recommended to buy those types of clothing for my row team
Fuck that shit, do I look like I'm made outta money?

>>35165214
I'm assuming he's talking about the high performance turds not you. In related news, today I saw one of these fuckers running in tights, no shirt, a beard and a tiny man bun.
>such modern male
>wow

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>>35159355
A bump is more hygenic, as you're not exchanging as much bacteria as that of a hand shake.
I'd rather bump, as I have sweaty palms.

The guy that has a perfectly trimmed man bun, graphic tank, trendy joggers, and black high topped shoes.

>>35165253
Better work on getting that sponsorship then!

that guy who notices another guy to descriptively comment about him in a thread anonymously

>>35165274
I can't stand guys like that. Yuck.

>>35165298
I don't want to be a fancy fuck like those upper-middle class kids. I have like five years on most of em, and I'm not buying into gimmicks.

>>35157635

>that guy who curls on the bench while there is an open squat rack nearby

why.jpg

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>>35165249
Here u go anon

>>35165325
What does a sponsorship entail that you have to be like them?

>>35165347
fuark
undersized censor hearts are my dick kryptontie

>>35165408
I don't even want a sponsorship or anything, plus we're just a club and not a school team. We have a lot of fun, and I really like it, cool people too; even with compression shorts.

That hour a day practice is great though: awesome cardio, and works legs, shoulders, and arms really well too. Perfect complement to my lifting routine.

>>35157635
>That guy who makes eye contact with his reflection

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>>35158526
>>35158539

>>35157975
>tfw me

>>35160988
Kek

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>>35157975
>that guy who does reps between every drink of water

>>35165458
Are you a fellow alwaysthirsty bro?

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>>35158526
>>35158539

>>35160988
Lol ....

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That guy whose always dancing

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>>35165429
You're welcome, anon. She models occasionally, too. This is post 2 kids, believe it or not.

>>35164910
Nope.
Also squatting is recommended without shoes

>>35165487
[spoiler]more[/spoiler]

>>35158526
>all skeles on fit

Great post anon

>>35165505
You do realize its a pain to manually censor these, right?

One more, then I'm done. Gimme a sec

>>35165523
anon please
you have a treasure in your hands
dont be selfish

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>>35165347
>>35165487

Wow, he delivered....

>>35165429
Me too breh!

>>35158711
I get headaches real easily if I'm not constantly drinking water while I'm working out and throughout the day.

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>>35165531
>>35165539
Merry Christmas anon.
Top left is coincidentally right after the first finger in bum incident lol.

>>35165523
Waiting.....

>>35165567
anon i love you
I want to fuck you wife

>>35165487
>>35165523
How on earth you end up with her?
No offence, but you seem like mantlet tier

>>35165577
Big cock.
Also I'm funny.

>>35165592
how big

>>35165604
Big enough for you

>>35165604
Real close to 8" long with a full on rager, but my real gift is in the girth. 6" circumference easy, even chub. Bigger around than alot of people's wrists lol not even lying.

>>35165615
Was getting married part of your plan?

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>>35165567
Aren't you worried your kids might someday come across these?
Merry Jeebus day to you also.

>>35165592
Define funny plz?

And TFW 6 in erekt

>>35165635
That wasn't me, but yeah, kind of.
We dated in hs, and we actually lost our virginity together. We went our separate ways for about 4-5 years after, and ended up back together

>>35165628
How does a Scottish Armenian end up with a cannon like that, and I, a 6ft 7 Master Race with a pencil dick?

>>35165646
Nah, all her modeling pics are pretty tasteful, and the more risqué ones I keep locked on my phone, and censor when I post, like >>35165347

She makes decent money modeling on the side, too.

>>35165657
GENETICS
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>>35165657
Because you're white faggot

>that guy who takes selfies at the gym

>that guy who drinks his pre workout in his parked car

>>35165691
The proper term is now cauc-asian

>>35164343
whats the difference between gym shorts and basketball shorts?

>>35165715
What's the difference between ankle socks and tube socks?

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>that guy doing weighted dips

>>35165936
What's wrong with that?

>>35165953
everything

>>35165750
idk

>that guy who goes to walmart and buys whatever $10 shorts he can find and works out in that + whatever shirt he's in

that's me and i have so many russel brand shorts it's unreal

>>35165985
I'm not trying to be combative, I'm actually curious. Like, what does weighted dips do wrong to your body?

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>>35158526
>>35158539

i love eeyt

>>35165999
i but the target brand bc theyre good quality and theyre just one solid color. idk the name if the brand but it's a g with a backward c next to it. They work and the elastic doesn't get ruined with chlorine.
nice trips btw

>>35165999
>>35157635
Where can I find those shorts that are regular cotton, loose, and only go down about half the upper half of your legs?

I'm sick of my nylon shorts that hit just below the knee.

>>35166006
Absolutely nothing, it's actually better for you than the bench press

>>35166034
Knew it.

>>35166006
I've heard theyre bad for your shoulders and elbows but i dont have any sources.

>>35166024
You tryna be zyzz orrrr.....

I however would also be interested to know

>>35166080
Nah, I just used to have a pair of gym shorts my dad owned but must not have worn very often, but I lost them.

They were God-tier comfy, and even though my legs are nothing special, I feel like showing them off anyway.

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>>35158474
sauce me up dad

>>35166092
>>35166080
They were MacGregor shorts from the 80s. I feel like a criminal for having lost them.

>>35157635
I wear bbal shorts because it facilitates a deeper squat, shorts made of a more durable material oftern have no stretch in the material. Henceforth, baggy basketball shorts are alpha.

They also have good ventilation and hide power levels.

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>>35158526
>>35158539

SOMEONE CAP THIS

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>>35158526
>>35158539
oh god

>>35166076
They're bad for your shoulders if you lack the mobility and strength to do them. You also need to know how to activate muscles that usually don't work together, namely the traps need to work together at the bottom portion of the movement.

>>35160692
With the way my gym is set up it's either in front of the power rack or the smith machine. And eat a dick, i'm basically "using" it anyways since there's no other room.

>>35161170
>decline sit-ups
>weights
kek

>>35166166
>>35166128
>>35166011
>>35158539
>>35158526

>Fake stats HOW lRONY

>My Ie may may is Ie funnie!

>CAP THlS CAP THlS

>Iegendary post achieved!

>l can show my friends how funny l am when peopIe re bIog!!!!!

Fuck off samefaggot. You're trying WAY too hard.

>lnbefore obIigatory m$ paint editing (you) that proves nothing

Waiting on yet more wasted effort of yours.

>>35166263

how can one man be so salty over something that matters so little

>>35166263
quit being a faggot

>>35166263
oh look i spotted the queer

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>>35157635
I wear BBall shorts so people can see my benis. Then they can know I lift more, look better, and am rocking a hammer.

>>35166273
>Bumps with corny insuIt
>Waits 3 minutes
>No reaction

>>35166294
>Bumps with corny insuIt
>Waits 2 minutes
>No reaction

>>35166304
>Bumps with corny insuIt
>Waiting.jpg
>No reaction

This is IiteraIIy your Iife.

>>35158736
It's biabeetus

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>>35166322

You're pretty delusional if you think that any time more than one person has the same opinion they are in fact, the same person

>>35166341
>You're pretty delusionaI
>Projecting this hard for this Iong

Try convincing yourseIf first, then come back when you're ready.

>SpoiIers: you'II never be ready

>>35166327
I don't have diabetes

>>35166372

that was my second post in this thread

i'm leaving now

I'll leave you to keep calling random people the same person though

>>35165936
youre just mad you pussyfag

i can do 2 plate weighted dips for 5 reps umad?

>>35166384
>l'm Ieaving now

>ReaIIy F5ing to see if you tricked anyone

Again:

>>35166372
>Try convincing yourseIf first

>SpoiIers: we know you're not going anywhere

>>35166403
You do dips with 225lb?

>>35166414
2 plates?

2x45lb =90lb ??

or is my math wrong

>>35166430
two plate is commonly said to be 100kg
you literally use two plates so a better way to say what you said would be I do weighted dips with 90lbs...everyone's a winner

>>35166697
yeah but thats two plates with a bar?

how can you factor a bar into dips?

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>>35158539

my sides

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>that guy who high bar squats

>>35159298
its not autoerotic if someone else is doing it. its just erotic... the more you know!

>>35166263
The sexual frustration is real with this one.

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>>35158526
>>35158539
holy fuck

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>>35158539

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>>35157635
what's wrong with basketball shorts you massive aspie?

browses /fa/ and thinks he knows his shit, what a faggot

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>>35167528
pic also related

what do you even wear to the gym? cotton joggers? seriously, do you even fucking lift?

>>35167528
>>35167533
salty

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>>35167541
yes im salty fuck you

im serious though, if you don't wear basketball shorts you don't even lift

>>35165567
>>35165487
>>35165347
Your waifu a fucking Goddess. Fuck you, you charismatic piece of shit

>>35167623
Seriously?

That's barely a 5-6, just about the exact same as the dude. Not saying I'd do better but it's not exactly the kind of girl I'd get all hot and bothered about.

>>35167571

>not wearing leggings

Dee Wye Ee Ell

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>>35167677
You're delusional, anon. I'd kill for a gf like that
(actually, I'd kill for a gf)

That strong as fuck Lithuanian guy who doesn't even grunt or make a noise when he's squatting 300 fucking kg.

>>35167791
Get your life in check m9
Also, why would someone post his face, wifes face on 4chan. WHY?

>>35165567
Wow, good job anon

>>35167677
Found the manlet

>>35158347
You are one repulsively ugly mutherfukr

>>35157635
>the middle aged women that I see walking in full/expensive running clothes .

why do you walk?
What is your objective ?

Dose owning expensive running clothes help me loose weight ?

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>>35165567
>inbred trailer trash tier face/body
>fit neckbeards swooning

Kek

>>35168061
Fuck.
If he's repulsive, I must be Quasimodo... ;_;

>>35166263
Cringed to be honest fame

>>35168119
>doesn't post barely censored pics of gf
Opinion Discarded


[spoilers]D-did it work?[/spoilers]

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>>35166263
salty faggot

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>>35168161
Kek. Smooth nudie bait, family

>that guy who wastes energy lowering his cleans gently

>>35167571
This desu. I paid two dollars for my first pair of basketball shorts at the fucking thrift shop when I didn't know if I was going to stick with it, and I did, and now I have three pair.

>>35167533
Jeans bro. You're not a real man until you've squared in jeans

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Lel

>>35157714
That's me. I actually lay down on a bench and have 5-8 minutes shuteye between sets sometimes when I'm doing heavy lower body stuff. I have got a serious medical condition that causes a lot of fatigue, but I'd recommend it to anyone.

>>35158274
If you need more motivation his YouTube channel is boogie2988

>>35161205
Kek

>>35158274
Eddie Hermida?

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>>35167528
>>35167533
>>35167571
>being this new

>>35166381
Hng hng im anon melkinshon i have diabeetush and a speetsh defect

>>35165275
2nd of September.
Meat Day.

>>35170166
That's my birthday.

>>35166798
>not doing weighted dips with at least 400lbs on your neck
>not doing reverse deadlift pushups.

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>>35157635
>tha guy who doesn't lift naked

>That feel when never been to a gym

What do I need

>>35171235
Drive, motivation

>>35171303

I mean, physical things. Like, do I lift naked?

>>35157714
i always do this

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>>35157635
>that guy that goes to the gym and plays on his phone more than he lifts

>>35167840
>Baltic/Northern European man
He's naturally too stoic to make any noises of displeasure or show his pain.

So are converses good for lifting or should I be wearing something else?

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>>35157635
>those guys that purposely drop the weight retaining clips for the bar on the floor instead of the hook RIGHT NEXT TO THE BAR

>>35171606
I've been doing this at my gym as part of a social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta.

>>35171862

Riiight. Of course you have.

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>>35158464
>tfw 135 is literally what I bench
>tfw squat 2.5 plate
>tfw trying to escape Auschwitz one squat at a time

>>35166372
Why so upset mate?

Also, why use a capital I instead of an L ?
Broken keyboard, or you an Ass Pie?

>>35166697
Nigga wtf u smoking??
Plates are maximum 25 kg each.
If you're doing 100kg just iin plates, then you'd need 4.
If you're doing 10kg n 2 plates, means u weigh 50 and plates weigh 50.

>>35158347
Sam Hyde?

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>that guy who gets mad when he sees someone call him out on his basketball shorts

>>35160692
thats where they put the deadlift platform in my gym...

>>35161073
i do it too, im too pussy for preworkout and i lift at night

>>35164129
underated

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>>35157635

>mfw im that guy

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>that guy under 6'0 with tattoos.

>>35171952
longarms_shorttorso.jpg

>>35158464
>that guy that is the reverse

>>35157754
>not wanting an aesthetic v taper

>>35176168
>that guy who responds to bait 34 hours after it is posted

>>35171862
I'm beta because I pick them up so I can use them?

I'll say this, I've never seen a guy drop them, but seeing them on the floor is all I need to see to know some meathead is dropping them.

Btw, drop the beta/alpha maymay

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>>35157635
>those people that hit a bunch of very different machines in no particular order, do a set at each one, then walk on the treadmill til they leave

Bless em for trying though

>>35176384
You pick up other people's weights for them? Do you also let other guys fuck your wife while you watch?

>>35176430
No one leaves weights on the floor, wtf?

I already can tell you're one of those unreasonable retarded gorilla meatheads as well, by how you obviously see things.

>>35171862
Not him, but no, 99% of your gym is not beta, your just a dick

>>35174680
>that guy who stares at dick outlines

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>>35158274
>stretches

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>>35176446
>>35176469
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.

>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.

>>35176806
Kill yourself

>fingerless gloves

>>35176806
What is this? An attitude for manlets!?

>>35164910

Don't take anything in here seriously please, it's for entertainment.

>>35176806
There are three broad stages of mental development. The child cannot take care of themselves, and requires the care of others. The youth can take care of themselves. The adult takes care of others.
The least beta is of course the adult, the one strong enough to bear the burdens of people too childish to bear their own.
Congrats on having the psychosocial development of a prepubescent.

>>35165133
I wear a compression sleeve on my right knee when i work legs because of knee pain.

>>35177639
I posted the comment:

That's fine. I'm talking about the guys that wear all that stuff as an outfit. Not THAT annoying, but seems pointless and like they're flaunting fancy clothes that are silly

>>35165473
you know it

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>that guy who shoves his hands in his pants rubs his junk and then precedes to take a big wiff of the residue left on his fingers

>>35177785
You're a fag for not doing that

>that guy who removes the bar from the squat rack to do chins even though there's 6 different, better places to do chins/pullups
>that guy who uses one of the only two decline/incline benches as a flat bench even though 4 actual flat benches are empty
>that guy who drags a fucking bench under the smith machine because he's too beta to ask for a spotter/bench without a spotter
>that guy who takes the bar from the squat rack to do deadlifts just in front of the rack because it has a mirror even though 4 people are waiting to squat

kill em all.

>that guy who puts weights on 4 different machines while others are waiting to use them
>that guy who wears tiny shorts you can see his dick through

>>35177785
HOLY SHIT I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
>TFW DONE THIS 3 TIMES TONIGHT

>>35158539
>>35158526
anon please

>>35176407

Wait I was just about to get a gym membership next month

I'm not supposed to do that?

>>35170397
mine too. sup virg-bro

>that guy who cant stop eating white bread and cappuccinos

HOW DO I STOP

>>35165715
this

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>>35178417

>>35165071
it's not like shoes will protect my feet from a fallen weight anymore than my sandals will, and it's not like i'm running or fucking squatting. I'm curling.

>>35177785
Fuck...

>>35160972
why?

>>35169034
KEK

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>>35158526
>>35158539
Top fuckin kek

>>35159208
Fuck off you waste of space

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>Exposing ANYTHING else than lower arms in the gym

>>35160988
Lel

>>35166263
Jesus christ kill yourself now you boring cunt

>>35177580
How about I just take care of you and make you eat my lifting chalk?

>>35158711
Because I have sweat glands.

>>35165567
Are those your guitars m8?

>>35180481
Yup. ESP AX-2E and Gibson Hummingbird

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>>35166408

>>35180328
so I shouldn't even expose my face?

>>35180506
Good shit. You just play or do you gig too?

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>>35180535
Used to gig, but got out of that, and mostly record and engineer for other bands now

Local bands never have the equipment or know-how to record tracks properly, so I help em out.

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>>35160752
>my face when my brother enrolled in some shitty gym that charged for towels
>my face when $40 a month with a $90 sign up fee

>>35180506
Except its an Epiphone hummingbird you dick

>>35168676
Sensible chuckle

>>35171314
A t shirt, shorts, shoes.

>>35165133
Bought a compression shirt for $20 for summer workouts. I'm still wearing it though.

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>sister pays gym membership as part of her tuition
>completely insecure of herself so she never goes

>>35178462
No. Read the sticky

>>35173167
was literally about to say that