>that guy who is an ectomorph scum with life on easy mode.
>that guy who does chin-ups with his palms facing away from him.
>That guy that posts the exact same thread with the same pictures every single day and still gets tons of replies
>not trying to work the lats
WHAT THE FUCK.
This guy looks like an even fatter me, holy shit, I even have glasses like those.
Thanks, anon. Just started dieting and training yesterday, and you just motivated me to get /fit/ even more.
>Inb4 take a bath
I'm working atm, and I'm an industrial mechanic. Sorry
>posting your face on 4chan
Unrelated: you Look Finnish, are you Finnish?
/g/ here. Not much you can really do, unless those photos are also on social media, or haven't had EXIF data scrubbed. No need to worry much, unless you royally piss off a smart /g/entooman, or are stupid about it.
And no, Murifat, I'm afraid. Romain and Irish roots, though.
Found a pic with glasses.
Ex tattoo artist.
I used to draw pretty seriously, but I realized there was no money in it. Now I'm a married father of 2, working a blue collar job, with a middle class income, a mortgage, and a sensible, but reliable car.
I am everyone's dad incarnate.
>that guy who needs a waterbottle to sip on between sets
>that guy who can squat 610 but can only bench 135
>tfw I workout and eat under my calorie deficit but still can't lose weight
I was always under the impression that palms toward pull ups focus on bicep more than the other type. Still working other groups, like lats, but with less emphasis.
Instead of asking me questions, could you just say what you allegedly know?
>will you choke me a little with them?
What is it with women (gay men?) and being choked? My wife, and pretty much every gf I ever had liked me do the same thing during sex. Autoerotic asphyxiation, I guess? I find it weird that big hands are a turn on. Even when I had a six pack in high school, several chicks told me my hands were the sexiest part of me.
>maybe that's why my wife let's me put a finger in her bum during doggy sometimes...
agreed. had a bro come up to me asking to work in between my sets, we got to talking and we has actually a pretty cool guy, not a dyel either.
then when we parted ways he fist bumped me instead of shaking my hand - wtf man good job ruining an otherwise pleasant meeting
>tfw boogie won't die or stop crying and e-begging
Fuck that cunt
>tfw at first I believed him and thought he was a pretty genuine guy who seemed cool but now he makes so many videos about "not wanting help or money but appreciating it" that I feel like he's subtly mocking his own viewers
>That guy who gets upset at obvious troll posts
Re-think your life buddy
>that fat bulky guy everyone dismissed as a fatass who proceeded to cut and blow everyone's minds with his gains revealed
im about to feel that feel. ive been on a 2 year perma and im about to cut, itll take 6 months or more but it will be absolutely sickening and pissening and shittening
I'm actually that guy. Dont know why, it just happens.
>that guy who breathes heavily after every set
>that guy who does decline sit-ups with the weight behind his head
>that 6'7" roided out shredded guy with the shaved head that wears a white singlet with a Yaranaika face on the back that says "anime club" in big block letters on the front
i know you're lurking here faggot
>that couple who in between spotting each other the woman eyes me down while boyfriend/husband isn't looking.
Fucking women not even once no homo
>Romain and Irish roots
>mfw I will never be this genetically inferior
>That guy that confuses the gym with a fashion show
>the people that wear fancy fucking compression clothing and shit like that
What the fuck happened to loose, above the knee shorts, and a regular t shirt?
Lol those are pull ups you fuck knuckle
Picture of said bum/wife/your finger in bum plz.
Shits annoying. I ignore it when I'm at the gym, but in a thread like this where I'm to think about it, that shit is just fairy-like.
>also was recommended to buy those types of clothing for my row team
Fuck that shit, do I look like I'm made outta money?
I'm assuming he's talking about the high performance turds not you. In related news, today I saw one of these fuckers running in tights, no shirt, a beard and a tiny man bun.
>such modern male
A bump is more hygenic, as you're not exchanging as much bacteria as that of a hand shake.
I'd rather bump, as I have sweaty palms.
I can't stand guys like that. Yuck.
I don't want to be a fancy fuck like those upper-middle class kids. I have like five years on most of em, and I'm not buying into gimmicks.
I don't even want a sponsorship or anything, plus we're just a club and not a school team. We have a lot of fun, and I really like it, cool people too; even with compression shorts.
That hour a day practice is great though: awesome cardio, and works legs, shoulders, and arms really well too. Perfect complement to my lifting routine.
>that guy who does reps between every drink of water
You're welcome, anon. She models occasionally, too. This is post 2 kids, believe it or not.
Wow, he delivered....
Me too breh!
Merry Christmas anon.
Top left is coincidentally right after the first finger in bum incident lol.
Aren't you worried your kids might someday come across these?
Merry Jeebus day to you also.
Define funny plz?
And TFW 6 in erekt
Nah, all her modeling pics are pretty tasteful, and the more risqué ones I keep locked on my phone, and censor when I post, like >>35165347
She makes decent money modeling on the side, too.
i but the target brand bc theyre good quality and theyre just one solid color. idk the name if the brand but it's a g with a backward c next to it. They work and the elastic doesn't get ruined with chlorine.
nice trips btw
Where can I find those shorts that are regular cotton, loose, and only go down about half the upper half of your legs?
I'm sick of my nylon shorts that hit just below the knee.
Nah, I just used to have a pair of gym shorts my dad owned but must not have worn very often, but I lost them.
They were God-tier comfy, and even though my legs are nothing special, I feel like showing them off anyway.
I wear bbal shorts because it facilitates a deeper squat, shorts made of a more durable material oftern have no stretch in the material. Henceforth, baggy basketball shorts are alpha.
They also have good ventilation and hide power levels.
SOMEONE CAP THIS
They're bad for your shoulders if you lack the mobility and strength to do them. You also need to know how to activate muscles that usually don't work together, namely the traps need to work together at the bottom portion of the movement.
>Fake stats HOW lRONY
>My Ie may may is Ie funnie!
>CAP THlS CAP THlS
>Iegendary post achieved!
>l can show my friends how funny l am when peopIe re bIog!!!!!
Fuck off samefaggot. You're trying WAY too hard.
>lnbefore obIigatory m$ paint editing (you) that proves nothing
Waiting on yet more wasted effort of yours.
I wear BBall shorts so people can see my benis. Then they can know I lift more, look better, and am rocking a hammer.
>Bumps with corny insuIt
>Waits 3 minutes
>Bumps with corny insuIt
>Waits 2 minutes
>Bumps with corny insuIt
This is IiteraIIy your Iife.
You're pretty delusional if you think that any time more than one person has the same opinion they are in fact, the same person
what's wrong with basketball shorts you massive aspie?
browses /fa/ and thinks he knows his shit, what a faggot
pic also related
what do you even wear to the gym? cotton joggers? seriously, do you even fucking lift?
yes im salty fuck you
im serious though, if you don't wear basketball shorts you don't even lift
You're delusional, anon. I'd kill for a gf like that
(actually, I'd kill for a gf)
>inbred trailer trash tier face/body
>fit neckbeards swooning
Kek. Smooth nudie bait, family
This desu. I paid two dollars for my first pair of basketball shorts at the fucking thrift shop when I didn't know if I was going to stick with it, and I did, and now I have three pair.
That's me. I actually lay down on a bench and have 5-8 minutes shuteye between sets sometimes when I'm doing heavy lower body stuff. I have got a serious medical condition that causes a lot of fatigue, but I'd recommend it to anyone.
>that guy that goes to the gym and plays on his phone more than he lifts
>those guys that purposely drop the weight retaining clips for the bar on the floor instead of the hook RIGHT NEXT TO THE BAR
>tfw 135 is literally what I bench
>tfw squat 2.5 plate
>tfw trying to escape Auschwitz one squat at a time
Nigga wtf u smoking??
Plates are maximum 25 kg each.
If you're doing 100kg just iin plates, then you'd need 4.
If you're doing 10kg n 2 plates, means u weigh 50 and plates weigh 50.
>that guy who gets mad when he sees someone call him out on his basketball shorts
I'm beta because I pick them up so I can use them?
I'll say this, I've never seen a guy drop them, but seeing them on the floor is all I need to see to know some meathead is dropping them.
Btw, drop the beta/alpha maymay
>those people that hit a bunch of very different machines in no particular order, do a set at each one, then walk on the treadmill til they leave
Bless em for trying though
Gym bully masterrace reporting in. Run that bitch. I've been doing this social experiment to see who is alpha and who is beta in my gym. Turns out 99% of my gym is beta. What I'll do is I will purposely leave my weights on the bar and dumbbells on the floor after I'm done. I think I've had maybe only one or two wanna- be tough guys actually say something to me. Everyone else just deals with it. Some even rerack them for me. If this social experiment has taught me anything it's that most people are intimidated by authoritative figures and will do almost anything to avoid confrontation followed immediately by pain administrated by said authoritative figures.
>mfw I see beta dyels rerack my weights like the cockroaches they are.
There are three broad stages of mental development. The child cannot take care of themselves, and requires the care of others. The youth can take care of themselves. The adult takes care of others.
The least beta is of course the adult, the one strong enough to bear the burdens of people too childish to bear their own.
Congrats on having the psychosocial development of a prepubescent.
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That's fine. I'm talking about the guys that wear all that stuff as an outfit. Not THAT annoying, but seems pointless and like they're flaunting fancy clothes that are silly
>that guy who shoves his hands in his pants rubs his junk and then precedes to take a big wiff of the residue left on his fingers
>that guy who removes the bar from the squat rack to do chins even though there's 6 different, better places to do chins/pullups
>that guy who uses one of the only two decline/incline benches as a flat bench even though 4 actual flat benches are empty
>that guy who drags a fucking bench under the smith machine because he's too beta to ask for a spotter/bench without a spotter
>that guy who takes the bar from the squat rack to do deadlifts just in front of the rack because it has a mirror even though 4 people are waiting to squat
kill em all.
>Exposing ANYTHING else than lower arms in the gym
Used to gig, but got out of that, and mostly record and engineer for other bands now
Local bands never have the equipment or know-how to record tracks properly, so I help em out.
>my face when my brother enrolled in some shitty gym that charged for towels
>my face when $40 a month with a $90 sign up fee
>sister pays gym membership as part of her tuition
>completely insecure of herself so she never goes