Gather round /fit/ it's time to hear about Fatland.
>what's fatland OP?
Fatland is a book series by a fat woman named Frannie Zellman about a fictional country governed on Fat Acceptance and Health at Every Size principles. Here's a quick and dirty rundown of the plot
>In 2040 diet companies lobby for draconian diet laws
>fatties are sent to weight loss camps
>fatties form their own country and secede from the U.S.
>Fatland soon becomes an economic superpower by governing using HAES principles
>America enters into a cold war with Fatland
>Fatland forms Fat Intelligence Network (FIN)
>The fats BTFO the CIA and FBI
>Eventually lead fat revolution
>Win against America
What makes Fatland special is that the author's blog has an huge amount of worldbuilding. Every entry is another step into HAES madness. The following are a few of her entries.
Can't post the source because 4chan says it's spam but it's Frannie Zellman's Fatland blogspot page.
Fatland apparently has a very low rate of diabetes and heart disease because their scientists discovered they were really caused by fat shaming!
In Fatland they have toilets big enough for all sizes!
Fatland scientists also discovered that diets actually cause weight gain! You see 400lb people are really that fat because diets caused their metabolisms to slow down!
But not all is well in Fatland! For the evil Winston Stark wants to force people to be thin! To this end he's built a gigantic death fortress armed with nukes and drones to try and scare the fatties into submission.
By the way the series apparently ends with this fucker admitting he secretly loves fat girls and was just embarassed, this is seriously what they think goes on in our heads.
Fatland also has a much longer life expectancy than America thanks to HAES!
On another note the author is a member of NAAFA, the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. You might remember that group as the one who had their leader die at 45.
Not only is Fatland apparently an economic superpower they're also stronger and more athletic than the USA. They beat the US in every Olympic event and superbowl. The book itself is full of constant references to how much faster and stronger the fats are, apparently they always were better than us normies but fatshaming held them back.
Also to promote a "healthy" body image Fatland only lets you jerk it to fat girl porn.
Anyone enjoying these?
all right I'll keep dumping the folder, her blog has some 250 or so entries on this, these are some of the more choice pieces.
FIN, the Fat Intelligence Network, trains it's agents to do things like climb hills or walk around town with confidence. They're apparently better than any of America's intelligence or law enforcement agencies.
Honestly I've got to wonder about this one, imagine you see a bunch of CIA agents gathered down in Langley...
>all right guys there's a mole from Fatland
>CIA director looks around the room, his eyes briefly lingering on a 400lb man in a scooter eating chips
>it could be anybody!
More FIN bullshit. I'm not into tabletop games but if you did make a campaign based on this world I can't help but think it would make for some hilarious stories.
Fatland also has no racial tension or conflict because apparently HAES is so powerful it can even transcend color!
Also Fatland has it's own cuisine, mostly fried stuff.
Fatland also tries to help fatties escape from the hell of America. In America the fatties are rounded up and forced to work out and eat lean protein!
Fatland has set up an underground railroad, probably with scooter access... though I wonder how exactly they smuggle 400lb people.
>truck stops at a border crossing
>diet fascist guard pokes the cargo with a stick
>what are you transporting?
>Truck driver starts to sweat
Fatland takes a cue from Tumblr and engages in censorship to protect their safe space.
Surprising nobody Fatland has a whole holiday dedicated to eating Pizza.
Honestly dude this whole world runs on bullshit, I don't know how the fuck they were able to peacefully secede in the first place, let alone constantly spy on and antagonize the U.S.
A big part of Fatland culture is "lounging." Apparently it's common to just have nice areas with big fatty sized chairs and couches for them to sit around in.
On another note I find it pretty funny that most of Fatland culture seems to revolve around eating, sitting, and shitting.
Haunting isn't it? This is what they think the world will be like when they've gotten rid of us...
>tfw don't understand how this works
I've never done the whole board game questing thing. Never had anyone to do it with. Where would I go to learn?
I suppose fatland would be a good place to right? Plenty of fat neets to show me.
Okay guys, I'm gonna run a short quest in this thread to test the waters and see if I could make this setting fun.
First off, character creation.
>anything else you can think of
>being so fucking fat that instead of losing weight you write an elaborate alternate-history book about fatties
Another post about how the fats own up America in sports
Apparently it's easier to fucking secede than lose weight.
Fatland scientists also discovered Sleep Apnea was caused by fat shaming... which is pretty fucking spectacular since you have to be asleep to have sleep apnea, but whatever. Anyways this is the last one in my folder but like I said her blog has around 200 or so entries if you'd like to know more about Fatland.
Ok I seriously don't know what we're doing, are we working for the Fats or Stark? I guess I'll give this a shot...
Name: Bessie Burgher
Physical description: Female, dyed blue hair in a shitty beehive style, 400lbs and using a red powerchair. Problem glasses.
Other: Bessie is held in high esteem among the mondofats because she owns a company that sells anti-chafing powder. She originally fled to Fatland after being diagnosed with the fat shaming disease of diabetes, which fatland doctors assured her she didn't have. Her feet have been itching lately but she can't reach to scratch them or see them over her fupa, but she uses her powerchair mostly anyways. She recently joined the Fat Intelligence Network to help in the espionage war against America
How's that? Is that what we're doing?
It's not a troll, it's published by Pearlsong Press, a SJW publishing house that focuses mainly on fat acceptance and "big girl romance" smut. The author has been writing these books for them for years, all of the other authors they sign are just as delusional.
What did they mean by this?
To be honest if someone made a vidya about this I'd play the shit out of it. Fatland, the game...
>protagonist starts out chubby, not really fat
>normies run up and fat-shame you
>you must belly flop and land on them to stop their hurtful barrage of words
>self-esteem hit points go down when hearing fat-shaming
>replenish your self-esteem points by:
> -breaking mirrors
> -finding a computer to access tumblr
> -sitting on a couch and watching tv
> -finding HAES advocates along the way to lie to you (completely fills your gauge)
>collect pieces of cake, burgers, milkshakes for "eat-sperience"
>once you've eaten enough you can find a "weigh-station" to level up
>as you level your character gets fatter with more "powers"
> -find earplugs to protect from the truth (like the star in mario)
> -throwing donuts (bonus for hitting joggers)
> -earth shake - stuns normies within 20 ft radius
> -vomit blast (must charge by eating a lot in short time - like a limit break)
> -beetus reek - kills normies within 20 ft radius but you lose half your life
> -scooter - your 3-wheeled fat-acceptance chariot awaits
>FIN, the Fat Intelligence Network, trains it's agents to do things like climb hills or walk around town with confidence.
To fat acceptance people being capable of normal functions is apparently a secret agent elite capability.
Nice thread mate, thanks.
-24 years old
-She's a brunette, about 600lbs for 4'1. Her face's red as fuck and really round, her tetra chin and her bigass cheeks hiding mostly of her facial features. Her tiny tits rest on her huge belly which covers her legs. There's an obese tumor growing between her legs which nobody noticed because she's a virgin. She moves around on a pink quad with a 800cc engine.
-Her house's doors are 20 feet wide, the kitchen is connected to the fast food network which provides her infinite food. She has a blog about HAES and she intends to run a thriathlon.
I would add more content involving shitstains, farting, diarrhea and body oder.
Perhaps when lvling up you can specialize in different roots: the smelly fatfuck who cannot control his shits thus range, the obese fuck who gets bigger, slower but can take more damage and perhaps one other. With enough cash cause you slow more when you get bigger you can upgrade to a scooter but you need to upgrade more for vehicles the bigger you get going from scooter to scooter+ to a fucking bed on wheels with a donut hanging out on the front etc. etc. Would play!
I thought you guys would be on more of an infiltration quest/crusade, so to mix things up:
Name: Michael Perford
An undercover member of the newly formed CIA taskforce "Bureau of Undercover Tactical Treatment of the Erroneously Round, Soft, Large and Yeast-infected" (BUTTERSLAY). Would be this setting's version of a fighter/thief type of character, well trained in small arms and close quaters/hand to hand combat, with some expertise in lockpicking, espionage, and hacking kind of stuff.
Physical description: Around 6'0 tall, dirty blonde hair. Having always been into health and fitness, Micheal was previously a strong-ottermode, but as part of his gruelling training for this undercover work, he carried out the world's dirtiest bulk to bearmode. Still noticeably small in Fatland, Michael relies on words of power such as "you're actually triggering me with your questions", "I don't have to answer your questions/prove anything to you, fatshamer" and "muh conditions/genetics" to avoid any suspicion that his comparitively small build might bring upon him. Determined to save the citizens (who he still considers to be American, just dangerously unstable) back to reality... By any means necessary.
Fuark, I shouldn't have been this suckered in.
>anything else you can think of
Fleeing from both racial and fat based persecution in the Americas, LaQueesha DeJoanes quickly become a political powerhouse in fatland due to the wide range of intersectional oppression she faced in America. Being obese, black, and crippled (bad joints) after heroically trying to save her boyfriend from a white supremacist attacker back in America. Weighing only 320lbs, DaQueesha's greatest political struggle has been with the mondofats, many of whom do not believe a smallfat such as herself can validate their experiences with oppression in fatland.
Now, on a quest for further political power, DaQueesha DeJoanes sets out to find a feeder boyfriend that will take her to mondofat status.
Fat Princess: Fistful of Cake
What the actual fuck in the unholy name of all-mighty fuckness in the fuckosphere of fuckatoids is this fuckaton of fuckulence.
Holy crusade, pilgrim. Let us win this war
Did you store those potatoes of early ages in your rectum?
>being this butthurt
Really?? The most racist assholes out there are fatasses! How many times hasn't some hamplanet looked hatefully out of her piggy eyes, grease dripping over her melting chins and muttered something about "demfukinniggers," in a vain attempt to make herself feel less worthless?
Fatasses are so consistently racist the larger the t-shirt sizes go the more racist the slogans get. The logic probably goes: I'm worst than everybody, but at least I'm white. It's literally the only thing they can lord over somebody else.
>work arned security
>happen to be at some bullshit event where a lot of uppity feminist are at
>Naturally they demand all frmal3 guards but we have like, 2, so its the usual crew
>A lot of these bitches are fat
>Me and our crew are relatively fit folks
>They actually begin to give us shit
>"Why do you feel the need to be fit?"
>"Why you caring that gun? Big man with a tiny dick lel"
>"I bet all of you are womanizing assholes"
>We all just poker face and try to walk away when they start this shit
>Suddenly the scooter brigade starts their march around their little area with their signs about how they're healthy etx
>One runs over co workers foot
>He thankfully wears steels
>Asks her to watch where shes going
>She tells him to keep his "jigaboo feet away from her" (hes black)
>He stares at her
>"Ma'm one day there will be a fire and you will be in a tall building with lots of stairs. Be sure to call me so I can wait at the bottom with popcorn."
>All of our faces when
Can't even wipe their own asses.
>Leveling up involves changing your genetics
>Change your genetics to get new "conditions" (perks)
>Conditions can alter your weight in various ways and give you different abilities; e.g. PCOS gives a 5% increase to weight plus a lovely coat of body hair to offer frost resistance
>Fat scooters can be customised and upgraded
>More fat increases resistance to electrical attacks
Yeah it was... odd. They kept giving the girls free gatorade and food who either gave it to us or threw it away because it was like cheese covered spuds or something. We have. 5ft 4 qt3.14 with a pixie cut who said she got 9 numbers that day
We save the world few times, literally rule it, disseminate our glorious media and technology, introduce a universal language for all mankind, and what do we get?
Dirt farmers acting all uppity because the dumbest half of America got fat our riches.
You should envy them anon. At least they know the taste of freedom.
Jesus christ everyone, look what happened to SNL. I mean it was always the joke that Chris Farley was fat and they made the best out of it, but now it's treated as perfectly normal
Yeah, I know I'm being lazy as fuck, and not contributing to the androgynous Cambodian dinosaur sketch forum culture. I did contribute one of the characters though, and the guy did mention that he was going to roll the chars and play.
Tbh I've capped the characters anyway, and will happily play the campaign, but I don't imagine I'll get it done particularly soon. Just thought that it wasn't the worst thing in the world to multiply the chances of it getting done (and possibly sooner) by encouraging other anons.
I don't think I'm being any less conducive to an entertaining board than the lurkers and shitposters that make up 90% of forechin anyway.
When I saw the title of the book I thought of the novella Flatland. Now I want to write a story where the narrator (named A Sphere) who resides in Fatland is confronted by an agent of Flatland who convinces A Sphere that weight loss is possible through prober diet and exercise. At first A Sphere is skeptical, but finally decides to do it only to find it starts working. The government of Fatland finds out about the weight loss and sentences A Sphere to prison for life for aggravated micro aggression. Only to find the prison full of similar like minded converts to exercise. The final chapter ends with them escaping prison due to everyone in fatland dying of a heart attack at a young age. The book would be a novella because the story is a bit thin.
I had a similar thought.
And they should escape by just walking between the prison bars built for spheres and gently jogging a little faster than the mobility scooters that pursue them.
Where would this be? I don't know how these work exactly.
Long brown hair braided, long braided brown beard. 6'2 250lb bear mode. White, CIS.
Part of a Religious group that is bringing back worship of the Norse gods with different practices. He is tasked with going to Fatland as the Fatties believe that the new group, called the Sons of Valhalla, are fat shaming as they promote fitness, strength, and warriors, and have banned its practice and openly speak out against it. His task is to gather intelligence on the FIN and the leaders to determine if they are worth the effort to deal with and in need of a Fatorok. In order to infiltrate he wears a giant fat suit that makes him look to be 300+ lbs. privately the Sons of Valhalla all believe that the inhabitants of Fatland are all subhuman degenerates and need to be dealt with.
Being this stupid.
>saved the world
>rule the world
Bend over for your chinese overlords.
A fasting glucose over 125 is diagnostic for diabetes, if you confirm it on another visit. There are other tests you can do too. I think some sources say you can diagnose with a1c levels.
Hemoglobin a1c is basically a measure of how much sugar is on your red blood cells. RBCs last about 3 months, so it gives you a good picture of somebody's overall glucose control. You can even convert a1c into an estimated average glucose level. We have fatties come in all the time "oh I've been real good doctor! Muh shoogers have been nice and low, swear on me mum!" Then you get their a1c and it's like 12 (we aim for 7-8 or less in diabetics). Fatties never learn.
>on an airplane
>sitting in exit row
>gigantic fat man sits down in the seat next to me
>flags down attendant and asks for a seatbelt extender
>I look at the emergency door
>no fucking way he could fit through that
Why is this allowed? Some day people are going to die because a landwhale got wedged in the emergency exit door.
OP here, glad to see the thread is still alive, will commence with some more fatland blog posts.
What broke me was trying to read the free sample of the novel, the prose is Chris-Chan tier. I decided I'd just show /fit/ some of the blog posts instead.
Guys guys! Please! Fatland's author wants to let you know that the fatties are being FRAMED for racism!
Not long as they don't have the strength and agility to perform even the most mundane tasks to keep their "civilization" running.
It's hard to work if you can't even tie your shoe laces. Or what would the smell be when the fat fucks can't even fit through sewer holes. Or climb telephone poles, given they would even withstand fatties' weight.
They shouldn't. On one of my flights earlier this year they told a fatty to move from the exist row. He argued he picked the spot for the extra room and was just told "Well that's what first class is for" and made him switch with someone else.
>It's hard to work if you can't even tie your shoe laces
kek, coworker of mine is a lardass manlet. He also can't tie his shoes, so he bought shoes you don't have to tie (no idea how they are called in english).
I mean, I'd personally start to get worried when I can't even tie my own shoes anymore.
Every time I start to feel bad about posting her blog here I come across an entry like this and the guilt fades away... It's fun to laugh at here but if we seriously lose this "war" young people in 20 years might seriously be taught this shit in schools.
And here we have Zellman unironically re-inventing Orwell's two minutes hate.
What did she mean by this?
She's not even pretending that she wants to live in a 1984 future.
Well it depends on how you raise them.
Fatland uses HAES surgery so people travel there from all over the world because they're so much better than you stupid med students and your fat shaming.
It would make for a funny court case, because if it was ruled child abuse you'd have a legal precedent stating that being fat is unhealthy. Which would just gall all the HAES people to no end.
More on how the fatties of Fatland are stronger and faster than everyone else, seriously if you were to go and replace every instance of "fat" with "Aryan" this book almost comes off like /pol/ describing a whites only country. The author has to know this is bullshit right? I mean do the fatties really think they could outrun/outswim/outlift us if they only tried? Then why not fucking try? It's like this whole world is the Orks from Warhammer 40k, physics works the way the most of them believe it works...
>have a dream where I'm taking a shower
>look behind me and see I've shit myself in the shower
>feeling deep shame I cry and spend hours cleaning it up
>wake up crying from the shame
>get on the internet and see this
How is anyone this shameless?
>If you support this blind women hate just get out of my sight
>just get out of my sight
>bullying has serious punishments
What punishments? Do they just kill bullies or what? And with no guns they probably wouldn't even be able to catch me, it would be like the scene from In Bruges.
I believe there's a post somewhere about fatland's justice system, for all the serious crimes they deport you back to America. For thoughtcrimes like "bullying" you get warned and you have to make a public apology (she also specifically mentions that there is no presumption of innocence) and if you do it again you get deported.
This freaking butch bovine can get laid and have kids while I can't even get a date?! Fuck. Maybe I should shave my head and regain the 60 pounds I've lost then go sit in a bar and hit on drunk rednecks.
>read this banter
>tfw /fit/ sandnigger
You're right, Anon. I don't want negative standards. It's just disheartening to see chubsters like that getting laid when I'm average looking but shy as hell. I just needed to vent. Thank you
There's this new show on TV in Sweden, its called 'Prisjägarna' (word by word translation; Price-Hunters). The show is about the hosts figuring out what stuff costs the government and/or the taxpayers. I have only seen one episode, about murder. Among other things, they took into account the policework, prosecution and prison-time (for those interested, the murder of one person by one suspect ended up at 800,000skr ($94,000)).
Anyway, the point of this is, next week they are taking up obesity.
>they publish this because there is a public
>About the Author
>Frannie Zellman received her MA in creative writing from Boston University in 1980 and blames none of her professors for what she has done or written since.
Can you imagine waking up and rolling over to find this?
I can't believe it but this did the impossible and allowed me to get back a tiny portion of faith in humanity! Something I thought was lost forever.
Godspeed, you marvelous woman!
>tiny portion of faith restored
All because an unconfirmed femanon said you were right. You disgusting kek. I bet you tipped your fedora hard as fuck reading her response.
I'm glad you guys like it, but you've never seen it before? It use to be a FHT staple months ago.
I love that it's a fat girl calling out all the SJWs. What are they gonna do? Tell her that her genetics are letting her get skinny? Or, better yet, that diet and exercise doesn't work and she'll be back to her "proper" weight in no time.
Anyone else get angry at the fact that this (former) fat piece of shit is able to get engaged? What man in their right mind would fuck that. It just proves that men are willing to fuck any woman out there and women literally do not have to try at all. Meanwhile a man has to be fit, have a job, be good looking, educated just to get even a chance at some 6/10. This bullshit
I made a similar screencap where a fatty appears and she kills it.
>if your weight is the biggest issue in your life, you've got problems
Well she has one problem, her weight and she seems to be tackling that pretty well. I don't want to read further but I will.
They're a burden on a society as a whole. Like everyone else has mentioned, the medical costs to take care of them are fucking huge, however, the cost to let them live in any society is fucking insane. They put a lot more stress on all infrastructure- - public transportation, side walks, roads, chairs, tables, toilets, rental cars, floors, railings: it all is stressed and gets beat up a lot more when a 400+ pounds fat fuck is constantly sitting/walking/leaning on something that's built to support someone 250 tops. People then have to design shit that can hold these fat fucks- - more money.
They drive the prices up on everything. Shoes are the same price for a size 9, and a size 15 double wide. Most (not all though) clothes cost the same despite needing more fabric to make it. That cost gets absorbed by everyone else.
They even screw up entertainment. Roller coasters are crazy fun... but they now have to be designed to hold someone fucking huge. The ride operators reserve the right to tell them they're too fat, but they aren't engineers. When everyone is a reasonable weight, the crazy shit that you can design and still remain safe are much more creative. Same goes for water parks.
At movie theaters, the price of candy and popcorn is jacked up a thousand fold because fat fucks will devour that shit no matter the price. Not to mention infrastructure as I mentioned before. When seats are designed bigger, you can fit less people in a theater, meaning ticket costs rise to recoup the loss of seating. The same thing goes for sporting events.
Then you have costs to move them. Airlines burn a significant more amount of fuel when fatties are riding, which jacks up prices. So do buses, and cars.
I can go on and on and on. They stress everything around them, and it costs billions, that everyone else absorbs.
While I agree this is awfully stupid, I have to wonder if the sort of shaming HAES describe has anything to do with mortality. I don't think it'll be all that different, if at all, but the mind boggles.
Honestly I can't bring myself to feel anything but sadness for these people, not anger or hatred but I am just sad
I feel like these people are victims of the system of consumerism, and the society that tells them that being happy now is worth sacrificing your future as long as you are buying the product
Also they are taught to blame everything but themselves for there shortcomings, they take the easy way out in everything that they do
This has to be some kind of prank, I wanted to get mad but I'm laughing like an idiot.
>If he is eating, he's doing it at home
I don't know whether I should be glad that she's at least mentally capable of figuring this out or sad that she does in fact choose to ignore reality.
>the only difference between adult and child vitamins is that the adult version is EXTRA HEALTHY
for some reason, that's what made me suspect that this is fake. all the other insanity is just business as usual.
no, just did some cardio twice this week
dunno, I didn't count
I normally eat around 1000 cals a day because I want to be a dyel skeleton, but I had to visit my parents this weekend
I can't help myself
Current fatty here. The only way i'd ever beat the US military is by sitting on it.
>50kg in 6 months without even trying
If I got so fat I couldn't tie my own shoes or wipe my own ass I would probably feel very ashamed and lose some weight. How you can think you are solving the problem at hand by getting loafers or shitting in the shower is beyond me. AbsolutelyDisgusting.jpg
I love the concept of the belly wheel. I can just imagine an artist in the 1970s trying to imagine how an impossibly fat person would move around and they just took it for granted that such a creature could still walk. Like the idea of a mobility scooter was too far fetched for a science fiction writer at the time.
I think that mentality is the core of the mental illness that obesity is. Instead of solving an obvious problem, they just look for a shitty workaround and they do that as long as they can still somehow put food into their mouth. Some people just seem to work that way. That's why I would never hire an obese person.
Don't forget to take the fat acceptance test
I've got no idea man, I'm skeptical that they were apparently able to secede in the first place. From what I've read on the blog and the sample of the novel the only guy who has any problem with this shit is the Winston Stark guy who she constantly refers to, and despite being a "businessman" he has access to nukes and drones. The rest of the U.S. government apparently doesn't seem to know or care that an army of fatties has seized a portion of it's land and is actively engaging in espionage against it. It gets even more absurd when you consider that in her alternate timeline the U.S. government has been sending fat people to camps. This means not only do their "FIN" agents stand out more in a crowd, but also that the U.S., having taken a direct anti-fatty stance, is totally ok with a fatty state right on it's borders.
"You're not BIGOTED, are you, Anon? Would hate for you to find out what we do to bigots around here..."
I don't know if I want to jump on board their acronym. It should be something that stands out
I genuinely want to see peoples responses to it.
I want to see if it will be accepted by these fat women or if they will still discriminate against short guys.
I'm 5'9" which is manlet by /fit/ metrics
>I want to see if it will be accepted by these fat women or if they will still discriminate against short guys.
I can already tell you they're going to keep discriminating. They're the only ones allowed to have standards.
5'5 here, manlet by everyone's metrics.
Exactly. But men have no one but themselves to blame for it.
If men were to behave like women, that is:
> Think too highly of themselves
> Demand someone even better than that
> Refuse to settle with anyone worse than what they dream of
> Yes, this includes refusing to pump and dump
All these problems would disappear. As it stands, women are picky and men are thirsty, so offer and demand gets into play and men severely fuck themselves up the asshole.
Here is the fat studies syllabus from the university of maryland (cached from google because UofM removed it)
My ex gf had to use one of these
Guys just embrace the Tolikien "dwarves" stereotype. Go live in mountains and be engineers/metalworkers and fight against Obama by throwing his rings into volcanoes.
>Tfw fit was right about reddit
>We save the world few times
>implying we wouldn't be better with a nazi regime
enjoy your HAES, faggot marrige country americunt
This is hilarious because 90% of men think way too highly of themselves and try to get with women more attractive than them, and delude themselves into thinking what they look like is sexy. The difference is, men aren't willing to stick by their standards and have no self-discipline, which is why many women don't feel the need to improve, since they can get with desperate guys whenever they want.
>Fat people toilets
I dont know about A1C. But if a patient can't get 2 separate readings above 125, the 5HGTT is gold standard for diagnosing carbohydrate metabolism disorders. For diabetes its usually a 2HGTT though, saves time and money.
Source : am in school to be a Medical Lab Technologist
/g/uru here, if I find the time I could probably make a game like that, sounds simple enough
the hard part wouldnt be the programming, but more like creating all the art of characters, backgrounds, etc.
>she intends to run a thriathlon
I started messaging all of my fat matches on tinder this. So far one reply.
What should I say next lol
Here's your reply lol
What should I reply with?
Lol lmk what to say next.
I literally do not understand the logic behind fat acceptance, or just being fat in general. All of that food is just going to waste. Why would you spend more money, time, and effort on looking disgusting? At least with being /fit/ that money, time, and effort is going into practical abilities like being able to move heavy objects and climb stairs, and you look good as well. But seriously, why would you eat more AND have to explain to everyone who hates you why it's not totally illogical to eat more?
>RAJAA NA BUSHNARA CHEWEEKA NUWAMBA BAA!
>SOLO hoooo hoooo hooo
>wookie nipple pinchee
Another one lads, tell me what to say next.
>Have a sister in her mid thirties
>weighs more than 2 full grown women put together
>picked it up from our lazy mom
>she got knocked up about 9 years ago by some black dude in the ghetto only for him to disappear
>she now has a black son growing up without a father and a mother bound to die within 5-10 years
>she also lives with this meek latino guy who stutters his words and I assume enjoys her for her weight (chubby chaser)
>if she dies soon he'll have to live with my lazy mother who will probably make him fat too or he'll have to live with that latino guy who can't hold down a job or speak
Sometimes I think about that child and realize how easy I've had it.
She thinks your funny lol
Yeah, I feel ya. I mean I like laughing at fat people and all that, but I do feel sadness for them. Its like they have basically given up the will to live and dont even bother with anything anymore
Whoops forgot image
Lol anon pls rspnd
C'mon bros I'm not creative.
Even in developed countries you can still find people neglected or living in bad situations
That why I try to help out people when I can, at least it helps make the world a tiny bit better
I think we've been busted. What to say next?
Lol she took my silent treatment as an insult.
Here's your reply.
She thinks you're hilarious bro
Lol you guys still decide on the replies.
Only time can tell
Goddamn this makes me feel happy. Go random girl, you're gonna make it!
I read the free excerpt and the first full page is about some fatty worrying that her kids aren't obese yet. This is reprehensible.
Fuck y'all soft niggas
thanks m8 likewise as well. It was really up to /fit/. I was just playing as the messenger.
She took the bait lads
She wants more bait m80's
Kek she's using her tumblr buzz words
She's asking for more lol
Does she secretly want the D brehs?