>be me hitting gym
>chat with some dyel lanklet between sets
>he tells me an unfunny joke
>say If I wanted humour I'd just ask what your 1rm maxes are
who else /devilish/?
>Young homosexual padawan benchpressing 75 kg next to me
>Be on shoulder machine (lol machines [it was my last excercise])
>Hear "hnnnnrooar" "hnnnngrr" constantly from padawan
>All of a sudden he says "help"
>Pretend I didnt hear him and quickly commence set with closed eyes, lifting face and "hhnnnnngg"
>"HELP" "HELLO" "PLEASE RESPOND"
>Still dont react
>Trainer from like 30 m comes running over and rescues padawan
>Padawan walks off in shame but with massive latspread disease
>I say noticeably "Haha Weakling"
Hope he learned his lesson. Dont be a weakling. And/or a gaylord.
Real gym story:
>In gym, at the squat rack
>There is sweatshirt clad, takes strength training really seriously, very irritable guy next to me on the other rack
>About 15 feet away from us is super nice, super social, pretty joocy 40 year old
>He is in good shape, but comes to gym equally to socialize, mentor some kids, flirt with young chix. Very cool dude.
>Social guy is doing his usual routine of stretching and foam rolling, all while shooting the shit with some girl doing incline bench
>Kind of loud, doesn't both me at all though
>I'm between sets and I see angry squat guy angrily get up from the stool thing he's sitting on and approach social guy
>"Hey buddy, is this a gym?"
>"Are we in a gym right now?"
>"Then fucking working out. I'm tired of hearing your silly shit"
>Social homie calls him out for being a prick
>Squat guy gets in his face
>Social homie decides he doesnt want to fight some 25 year old strength trainer, apologizes, goes in for the handshake
>Squat homie takes a step back and shakes his head, looking at the outstretched hand
>Asks socials first and last name
>They share a moment of pretending to respect each other after a confrontation
>Social goes and cheeses with some chicks across the gym
>Autismo continues to squat for the next 45 minutes
On a side note does anyone have any Big P stories?
>go on a date with another qt
>have my phone wallpaper of another qt
>girl sees it
>starts making sexual advances
>we ended up fugging
>I don't even really know the girl i have as a wallpaper
>being this big of an asshole
yeah you're the kind of person that absolutely nobody likes in the gym and probably nobody likes outside either.
>HURR DURR WELL DON'T GO TO THE GYM IF YOU'RE WEAK HURRRRRRR
and the first day you were in the gym you were repping 2pl8s? fucking faggot go away
Fucking witnessed, all of you
504 Fitness Crew domination thread
>see grill who I'm kinda friends with at the gym with some orbiter
>go over and say hey, he's silent
>ask if I can work in (I actually need to)
>he says they're done and rushes her away
>see them squatting
>get a barbell, row his squat weight+45lbs near the squat racks cuz of gym layout
>he walks away
>doing dumbbell bench next, he powerwalks away yet again after my first set
The best part is that I wasn't even going out of my way to do this, insecurefags are funny as fuck