if a carb isn't a carb then what is it

>>35139266
a shitpost

>>35139266
mono, di, poly or oligosaccharides
thread nigger

Sugar !! Carbs !! Carb The Fuck Up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDRVXz0ft5s

>>35139297
All of those are carbohydrates.

>>35139464
so is alcohol
guess you best replace all your carb intake with booze.
it fits your macros, brah

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>>35139621
>ethyl alcohol
>C2H6O
>carbohydrate

>>35139266
they are all carbs.
some carbs just kill your testosterone levels.
http://www.anabolicmen.com/carbohydrates-testosterone/
avoid refined grains, but they are fine to eat in moderation.

it's just high-gluten containing grains raise your prolactin levels, which drop your test levels.
also it can raise your cortisol levels, which will also drop your test.

so the argument isn't "some carbs aren't carbs"
but "some carbs aren't beneficial to eat"

>>35139653
>hydrated carbon
>not a carbohydrate

not only is alcohol a carbohydrate.... it is a nutrient

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>>35139686
>he doesn't understand the difference between a hydrocarbon and a carbohydrate
>he doesn't know that the formula defining a carbohydrate is Cn(H2O)m
>he's still trying despite his ignorance

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>>35139653
It is techincally and you even stated it yourself with your formula.

(C) Carbon
(H) Hydrogen
(O) Oxygen

A carbohydrate is a molecule consisting of Carbon, Hydrogen and Oxygen atoms.

>>35139266

natural carbs(rice, whole grain etc) don't bloat the shit out of you.

processed carbs (pizza, chips, etc) bloat the shit out of you.

there.

>>35139923
>you can classify a certain food product as a carb
>a carb can 'bloat' you
you're basically fucking retarded

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>>35139901
oh my god

>>35139901

alcohol can not be converted to fat by the body, that is
why so many homeless alcoholics are so thin.

>>35140063
that is why it is called a beer gut. right?

you can get fat on calories from alcohol just like calories from not alcohol

cal in> cal out

i mean what you are saying is almost true, but it doesn't affect fat gain... you burn the calories from oxidizing alcohol, and store excess calories from other sources

>>35139923
Any other carbs classification that isn't the IG of the food itself is totally retarded IMO.

>>35140210
>IG
do you mean GI?
as in glycemic index?

that literally only matters to pre-diabetics.

>>35139901
You are why /fit/ should not try to be /sci/.

>>35139901
See
>>35139706
You dumb idiot. Wanna tell me how H6O is at all a multiple of H2O?