>Read on 4chan that I have to bulk if I am ever to escape

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2015-12-04 21:10:48 Post No. 35138744
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:10:48 Post No. 35138744 [Report]

>Read on 4chan that I have to bulk if I am ever to escape my skeletal chains of oppression
>People talk about dirty bulking, seems easy enough
>Mom leaves out entire plate of cookies, eat them all
>dirty bulk
>after cramming down 20 cookies I smash the platter holding them onto the floor
>lands on cat breaking both its back legs
>cat looks at me with pleading eyes but I consume its life force anyways
>dirty bulk
>family comes down and looks at me with horror
>they all ate food so if I consume them I shall grow twice as large
>dirty bulk
>by this time I have quadrupled in size
>mouth turns into large tornado begin to consume houses and small villages
>dirty bulk
>eventually I am so large that I must move to the ocean to gather more mass
It worked alright but does anyone have any tips for cutting?

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:12:10 Post No.35138761
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:12:10 Post No.35138761 [Report]

>>35138744
>>>/reddit/

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:14:45 Post No.35138789
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:14:45 Post No.35138789 [Report]

>>35138744
I am sure this sounded good in your head, somehow. Delete and lurk more. I'll give it a generous 2/10 since it was your first post ever on the internet.

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:24:34 Post No.35138885
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:24:34 Post No.35138885 [Report]

This is not a place for 6 year olds to hang out, leave

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:26:53 Post No.35138911
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:26:53 Post No.35138911 [Report]

i-i kinda liked it

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:32:33 Post No.35138976
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:32:33 Post No.35138976 [Report]

>>35138744
Awful

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:35:01 Post No.35139009
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:35:01 Post No.35139009 [Report]

I think saying dirty bulk after eating something unlikely could have potential. Even if you are just ripping off Peter griffin saying roadhouse.

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:35:03 Post No.35139010
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:35:03 Post No.35139010 [Report]

I thought it was ok

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:36:54 Post No.35139031
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:36:54 Post No.35139031 [Report]

>>35138789
don't be so cold anon, I liked it and I'm not even OP nor his digested mother

Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:38:23 Post No.35139044
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 21:38:23 Post No.35139044 [Report]

>>35138744
10/10

Anonymous 2015-12-04 22:02:59 Post No.35139280
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Anonymous 2015-12-04 22:02:59 Post No.35139280 [Report]

>>35139044
nice try op

Anonymous 2015-12-05 00:43:29 Post No.35140848
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t's a start kiddo. a sense of language that allows you to ease into this place is acquired like smegma, through patience.
Don't be so blunt. Kids these days are all edge and no meat. Subtle is always better.

Anonymous 2015-12-05 00:45:09 Post No.35140861
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Anonymous 2015-12-05 00:45:09 Post No.35140861 [Report]

>>35138744
Anorexia x failure

Anonymous 2015-12-05 01:06:56 Post No.35141071
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Anonymous 2015-12-05 01:06:56 Post No.35141071 [Report]

>>35138744
pretty unfunny man

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