Nofap&Noporn general

>>35012190
>tfw after 5 or more days of nofap I get the dangerous overwhelming craving to impregnate my gf

>>35012190

2 days here senpai

We're all gonna make it ;^)

>>35012299
nofap is a curse. last time i ended up fucking a fatty
>that disgusting feel right after the orgasm

Into nofap 2 hours.
After 7 days of nofap.

I fap to check if my penis is workig.

>Literally falling for a Reddit troll

Go back to /b/ and learn to 4chan.

I have a gf and I struggle to stay hard sometimes.
It's usually not a problem unless I want to try something other than missionary. We kiss, she reaches down and strokes me until I'm hard, insert, no problem.
But if I try doggie or anything else, my dick goes soft if it's she's not constantly stroking it right until insertion.
I've been porn free for almost a year & I don't fap anymore. Only have sex on the weekends.

Any ideas or advice?

>>35012190
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1448298421903.webm

>>35012348
enjoy having a raging boner all day tomorrow

>>35012381
Nice try but videos on the computer don't get me hard anymore

>>35012381
nice try but solo porn is boring af. I can only enjoy porn when a dick is involved
no homo

>>35012190
1,5 month of nonfap, horny as fuck this week because i had minor injury and i have to limit my time in the gym (i hope i will go heavy again next week, my balls are on explosion alert). Sometimes i repulse and watch some pornogarphic content because of internet but my will i stronger than my ejaculation needs

>>35012381
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1448302990367.webm

i almost repulsed today because of it

>>35012190
literally at a few clicks of a button i can have hundreds of images of amateur teenage girls showing their delicious naked bodies. why WOULDN'T you miss that?

>>35012486
literally at a few steps i can buy as many delicious snickers bars as i can eat.

Does anyone else get intensely painful blue balls after 7 days?

>>35012520
>blue balls after 7 days

did you lock your dick in chastity belt??

>>35012520
>not having blue balls after day 1
low test

>>35012381
Is that Miss Alice's butthole? I've been looking for that video for a long fucking time.

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>>35012190
Is no fap a meme?
No porn makes sense but what can I possibly benefit from obstaining from my God given right?

>>35012673
only useful when your dick is broken from fapping with death grip

>>35012673
It gives you a bigger dick dumby

>>35012673

i do it to test my will and be more like other guys who can smell hot looking females from a kilometer and are fine with commenting on they qualities (my mother teached me to not be sexist when i was young so i need much more balls pressure to do those things spontaneously)

>>35012747
>my mother teached me
Not english apparently

>>35012764
not everyone was born in anglosphere

>>35012381
jokes on you, I only fat to traps and futa

>>35012364
Check your Carb intake
Too much: nooddle
Too low: noodle
Also try timing your carbs for post-training only, your test will go through the roof

>tfw never fapped before
Should I fap then stop? I don't see the benefit

>>35013360
This is completely normal actually, most males do not masturbate until puberty starts kicking in.

>>35013237
Thank you for the reply
I do half gomad and I do eat a lot of carbs, I'm 6'4" 191lbs
What should I replace the carbs with if I want to have a working Dick but also gain weight ?

>>35012673
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, pathetic little fapper? I'll have you know that I have contributed with the majority of all nofap threads and I have over 300 confirmed days of not fapping. I am disciplined in not touching myself or looking at porn. You are nothing but another disgusting fapper who I am about to destroy with my pseudoscience sources. As we are speaking right now I am contacting my network of fellow nofappers and we are about to break our records of not fapping in order to build up and unleash our semen tsunami on you. If you had only known what a sticky mess your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will ejaculate all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>35013946
kek senpai

>>35012190
Look. Eventually I need to fap with porn I just need to know the best interval.. Is 7 day just meme from one paper? Or is 2-3 day or 5 day just as fine?

>>35014106
If you want to get laid, don't fap period.

What are your goals? Health? Once a week

>>35014106
dont fap for 2 weeks and you will be able to jerk of to memory of some nice girl with short dress you saw on the street

>>35012190
>2015
>falling for reddit memes

>>35013899
Healthy fats, anything high in omega 3
Every meal needs 30gr of protein, your healthy fats, ie: nuts, and the best carbs available, ie: fruits and veggies
avoid: too much dairy, flour...

You basically need to avoid too much insulin inducing food
That is what gomad is, pancreatic hell

>>35014106
Go as long as you can and if you get the urge, masturbate without porn. You'll feel like a normal human.

It's time to move away from porn. It's like fast food or drugs, temporary satisfaction that makes your life worse in the end if you allow it. In moderation it can work, but if you have a problem already its easiest to go cold turkey.

>>35014227
Are raw oats going to cock block me also?

So you'd recommend stopping half gomad?

Thanks again

>>35014175
>Horribly addicted to something and cannot stop it, even if you had the idea to
>"not masturbating is a reddit meme, nothing more"

Yeah okay hit the road pal

>>35014157
Health, mental and physical

>>35014159
Well I don't want to develop an issue where I cum early with a girl either.

Right now my boners are strong as fuck, BUT I have to jerk off to cum with my gf.

I don't think my issue is porn, she is actually very freaky so she likes porn during sex. I am wondering if I should ise a flesh light to end jerking off with my hand?? I don't think I death grip.

>>35014227
Is there an easy way to see how much omega 6 I eat to properly keep omega 3 in ratio? Is it only from meat/nuts?

What about omega 9?

>>35014316
What's your diet like?

>>35014308
Nofap is bullshit, you retard. Masturbation is healthy. No porn in the other Hand is arguably worth a try.

>>35014263
gomad uses milk as an insulin trigger, that combined with lifts gets you huge (and fat in almost all cases)
It is good to scape from skinny prison, but you get fat
too much insulin is really bad for your health, and a type2 diabetes gateway

Low you carbs to 30-40% and time them post workout mostly
also eat the good ones

2-3 days till massive boners
Check nate miyaki on YouTube, 10/10 advice on healthy lifts
cheers

>>35014334
Its better now, anywhere from 80-140g of protein a day, cutting fructose now entirely, sometimes high sodium (fast food) but I watch my macros. I have about 50 more pounds to lose to be at 12% bf though, and I lift 4x a week for 45nin-1.5hr.

I used to use more chicken breast but honestly I can't stand fowl unless I brine it to make it juicy and then the sodium fucks with water retention and my scale readings.

Now most of my protein is through quality beef steaks and bcaa preworkout, whey/casein postworkout.

>>35014341
Masturbating stops being a healthy thing when your dick is scabbed over and red and sore, and you haven't looked anybody in the eyes in three days out of shame

>"Well why don't they just quit it?"

That's what they're doing and you're saying it's a meme despite the fact that people are bringing attention to their addictions and solving them.

>>35014370
To add; I have dextrose now, which I will use whenever I feel like using sugar at all. No more standard sucrose. I use stevia extract as well. I think dr pepper 10's and coke zeros increased my chance at having heart burn and diarrhea. Even though I never had more than 1-2 a day.

>>35014329
Omega 6 is almost everywhere
care about 3
canned olive oil tuna is your bff

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>mfw you low test sub-humans believe this bullshit

>>35014456
Fuck.

I hate canned tuna.

I love tuna sashima but fuck me if thats not expensive to eat regularly.

>>35014487
Go ham on flaxseeds

>>35012190

1 week, but last year I've done 2 months, that's my record. I want to do at least 6 months.

We're all gonna make it!

>>35014548
Well right now I am taking 2g of pure omega 3 fish oil no omega 6. Daily.

>>35014614
>no omega 6
Is omega 6 bad?

I take fish oil but don't know if it does anything?

>tfw test is fine
>but libido has dropped
>ejaculating way less sometimes too

what are you supposed to fap to when you are on noporn?

>>35014744
Use your imagination.

>>35014786
but what if you think about porn, isn't it considered cheating

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>>35012190
>low test gamma "males" have to avoid ejaculation for months to feel like a man

>>35012341
I'm sad that I can relate to this.
I ignored her after that and she left awkwardly.

She smelled like cigarettes and shit, threw out all my sheets and showered.

Realized I'm to hot to be banging girls like that, now I have higher standards.

>>35012673
Fapping isn't god given.
If you observe native African tribes, they don't even have a word for it, and a while ago when some faggot went to gather semen samples, they found vaginal fluid in said samples.
Self pleasure is a modern concept

is fapping to stories allowed in noporn?

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>>35014922
>Self pleasure is a modern concept

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>>35014820
You don't think about porn you nugget, you think about the last girl/twink you fucked.

Don't rush it, close your eyes, take your time, and you'll realise how amazing it actually feels

>>35014964
Literotica falls under porn genre, but involves a lot of imagination, so it swings both ways (like a transexual).

Its your call, but I'd avoid it entirely.

>>35014978
I'm multi tasking, suck me off.
If you want to find out more on said story go have a look at yourbrainonporn.

>>35015166
>If you want to find out more on said story go have a look at yourbrainonporn
It's not about your shitty African tribe. It's about your stupid statement. Please educate yourself
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_masturbation

>>35014922
>they don't even have a word for it, and a while ago when some faggot went to gather semen samples, they found vaginal fluid in said samples.
I'm trying to get my head around what it is you're actually trying to say here?

>>35015379
African tribes have no clue what maturation iis, to the point where they don't even have a word for it

>>35013946
Damn 8/10

>tfw I've been flatlining HARD since late August

wtf is going on?

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>Mfw I think I might have death grip
>mfw I don't even care

>>35012190
6 days into NoFap. Keep having porn dreams and waking with a ranging boner.

>>35012673
Would sniff her shit.

>>35015379
Tribal men never piss, they only use their dicks to cum, so it has pussy juices lodged in the urethra between every sex episode.

They shit their urine out like birds.