noko

>>35010309
Become the owner

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Do some serious damage to yourself in the gym but make it extremely apparent its the gyms fault not yours

Mark pimplehoe has appeared in your room late one night
He says he will grant you 3 wishes except he can't wish you love, happiness or wealth.
What are those wishes fit?

>>35010337
I wish for everyone else to become more hateful towards everyone else except me, for their wealth to be reduced but mine the same and for them all to be more depressed than me.

In other word I wish for the world to become manlets, I don't know about the other two wishes

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>>35010337
Don't steal my milk

>>35010309
OP here... more info...

Bathroom is outside the gym. Floor is made of tiles (cement, if I remember) without any mats. Plates are all metal. They don't have OLYBB. No CCTV. They have a sauna and relatively small pool (more for cooling than swimming). No parking.

>>35010337
sugar has 10g of protons per tbsp.
overhead deadlifts
scooby's hat

>>35010337
To train me
feed me
Be my dad
>tfw no rippletits coach dad to make you strong

Plant 'used' needle. Accidentally poke yourself in some believable scenario. Make massive stink with owner. Be a real dickhead. He says fuck off, you call the news. Do interview. Rooned.

>>35010337
>perfect physique (height, bodyfat, muscle)
>can eat what I want and it will not change my physique
>ability to focus on studies with laser precision, never getting bored or distracted

>>35010450
Seriously considering this. Though I'll be hiring someone to do it for me. Thanks.