/fit/ feels >go from 230lb to 200lb >going to make it

Crab bucket mentality. They don't want you to succeed, because that would make them look bad. Don't worry brah, fuck those whores, you're gonna make it.

Keep it up breh
Use this as motivation to succeed
Also post her number, I'll call dat bitch up and tell her that we are gonna make a gang, a gang of body builders, and if anyone wants to join let me know and you can come over and we can make t shirts and a logo and I have a tree house and that can be our head quarters and also if you know how to fight it's probably good because other gangs will probably want to fight us once we become a gang so just let me know

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she's not a true friend and be aware of that in future interactions with her
it gets better

Same thing happened to me, cept they were all saying I was frauding it up.

Years later they were right though haha

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you could say success... sucksess

>>35001640
>wanna be a pro bodybuilder
>tell friends
>hit gym
>feel great
>friends convince me im a beast
>film me and put me on yiytube
>everyone is laughing and saying i look like shit
Thats my storie guys.

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>>35001892
Oh you

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>>35001968
blaha?

>>35001892
fuck off sans

>>35002015
I'm still waiting for the first vid where one of those guys slips and falls.

>>35001757
She isn't worth it in the end. She's a whore who pretends to be a good girl.

On the gang though - Can I bring snacks?

>>35002015
why

>>35002054
fucking kids man
idiots

>tfw i have a 500 word paper due wednesday at midnight and im just posting on /fit/ instead

>even at 6% bf my abs are covered in fat
I gave up lifting weights a long time ago because of this.
Just kill me

>>35002206
Dude just get it done. U cd do quality 500 words in 1 hr.

>>35002323
There's always clen...

You could do more ab exercises too.

>>35002206
500 words? That's nothing you pussy

>>35002474
No. I was already doing a ton of ab exercises and had strong abs. There is nothing I can do to get the fat off besides lipo or going so dangerously low bf that I risk brain damage.

>>35002512
steroids...

>>35002545
I like the size of my penis.

Besides, I don't give a fuck about lifting anymore. Training my voice and musical ability has gotten me WAY more attention from women than muscles ever have.

>>35002475
hello newfriend

>>35002566
>Training my voice and musical ability


I want to start doing that
Teach me how senpai
I'm very shy and I'm afraid of even speaking much less singing

>>35002724
Buy a guitar and keyboard
Pirate a DAW
Pirate books on musical theory
Pirate books on singing
Practice
Try to sing along to music you like and keep trying into you can sing the same notes the artist is

You might have a shitty voice, though, and you should just skip the singing if you do.

>>35002762
>and you should just skip the singing if you do


:(

>>35002797
It's genetics and it's unfair. I can't get abs and you might not be able to sing.

It's okay.

>>35002797

My left leg is longer than my right leg and causes problems for me. Even when I walk people make fun of me for having a spring in my step. :( I know the feel bruh it's just genetics

>>35002797
Even if you have a bad voice sing anyway and own it, confidence can and will effect how well you sing

>>35002206
nigga 500 words is like a page

>>35001640
Something similar happened to me.
>was always the fat kid
>called fatso e.t.c
>lost weight
>rumours spread that I starved myself
>called anorexic e.t.c
>started packing on muscle
>some mirin
>some intimidated
Long story short people didn't hate me because I was fat they just hated me.

>>35001640
>Why does success make people assholes?
Because your friend is a woman

>>35002797
>>35002762

There's no such thing as a bad voice preventing you from being able to sing. You may have a timbre that someone does not like and that is okay. Just focus on singing along with things you like and be persistent at trying to hit those mid range notes that cause your voice to crack.

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>>35001640
>fellow females
you just had to make this thread about being a woman

>LE GRILL HERE LOL XDD

kill yourself fat shit

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>>35003102

>>35003062
>There is no such thing as a bad voice
Yes, there is. You may be able to sing on key perfectly, but if you voice sounds like shit then you can't sing.

>>35003122
>le reddit monkey face xDDD

How do I know if my voice is shit or not
In my head I sound like a cat but other people say my voice sounds sweet

You're fucking 200 lbs

Get to 130 before posting here again. If you're already fishing for praise when all you've done is gone from fat to fat then go fucking kill yourself

>>35003160
Singing or speaking?

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>>35001640
It's easier to tear someone else down than to build yourself up. Be happy you pissed her off enough for her to be so salty.

Keep working hard and make some better friends.

>>35001640
Are you me?
went from 245 to 205, my family and friends think I either take steroids or starve myself
>Mfw I wouldn't be this chunky still if I roided out
>Mfw eating healthy/working out daily= Im a roided out monkey

>>35003181
Singing
Speaking im pretty sure I sound like a child

>>35003123
Do you not know what the word timbre fucking means? And you call yourself a vocalist? Kill yourself.

>>35002797
>>35002762
I'm relatively certain that anyone CAN sing well, you just need to spend enough time on it and perhaps learn some tricks/theory/etc.

People are born with different vocal types, but pretty much any person that isn't disabled (and even some who ARE disabled) can learn to sing well.

>>35003221
>>35003227
If your voice is unpleasant then it doesn't matter if you can sing on key. Stop deluding yourself. If you sound like Zhu then no one will like your voice without effects.

>>35003160
Voocaroo some comments from this thread.
/fit/ shall decide.

>>35002323
>even at 6% bf my abs are covered in fat
I seriously doubt that was an accurate bf measure.

>>35003327
Water tank test.

>>35003002

men do this too anon

>>35003102
>that screencap
Is that satire? You don't even know how often girls are posting anonymously in the first place to say it's low compared to the ones who do.

>>35001640
Start posting inta/fb photos of your meals
Easy fix breh

>>35003393
Let's not start this shit there's a thread about it already

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>>35003102
U mad bruh

>>35003406
Nah I don't feel the need to lower myself to their level. Let em hate.

>>35002206
>500 words
>paper
Kids with delusion of grandiosity these days

>>35002054
http://m.liveleak.com/view?i=be4_1426763443

1:40 onward

>>35002991
Yep that's my story too anon

>be 18
>never gave a fuck about fitness
>start giving a fuck a month ago
>now all my pants are slipping off me
>just got accepted in to the uni I wanted despite odds

Feels good for now
Long way to go

>>35002323
Or you cronically underestimate your fat %

>>35003625
not him
fucking thank you

>>35001640
cut her out of your life she obviously is jealous.Success is the best revenge.

>>35002762
For singing you can train yourself. Place two folders, one on each side of your head and in front of your ears. Then sing. That will make it so you can hear how you sound in the room to other people and play around. It took me a while, but that helped me with my intonation

>>35003257
The timbre of the voice might be suited more toward some types of music more than others. It's preference. Example, I can sing r&b well because I can get that sound, but I suck ass at country. Even with that though, you can work on it to improve it. Besides, he's not trying to be the next global sensation, he's trying to get better at something. Someone who sings on key with a not so popular timbre is still lightyears ahead of the fags that don't so shit in every regard. This is /fit/, each individual here should be striving to be the the best they can be

>>35003102
Nice red pill bro. Making yourself look alpha like those guys from columbine

>>35001640
so, what happened to the shemale that used to post in this threads? Is he finally permabanned?

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>tfw you reject a girl

Never thought I'd be on the other side brahs. Doesn't feel too good to be honest.

>>35001640
lmao why do you care? Just continue doing what you're doing

>>35002206
500 words are nothing.

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>Banging girl
>Just broke up, very clear it was just a FWB situation
>Continue sex, it's good
>Take her to party with friends
>She hits it off with one friend
>They have been talking since Friday

I know I shouldn't care, but It feels weird man. How do other people deal with their FWB fucking other people?

>>35002566
>women
N.O.P.E.

>>35003625
What a fucking retard

>>35001640
She is no longer your friend. Cut her off.

>>35004316
Keep going bro.

>>35006397

I just don't. Emotionally investing in FWB is fucking retarded.

>>35006504
How do you do that? This is my literal first time doing this kind of thing.

>>35006516
The best way not to get hung up on someone, even if it's just fwb, is to have options. If you're chatting up tons of girls you won't feel like you're at risk of losing access to sex.

>>35006516

The only time I ever care who they're fucking aside from me is in terms of medical risk. If your friend wants sloppy seconds with your old FWB by all means let him.

Caring is a switch, turn it off in regards to her. You have no monopoly on who she fucks nor should you even care that you don't and vice versa.

>>35006516
you need to chat up with other girls on the side, can't get connected with just her

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/fit/ I need your help,

>know girl for around a year now
>just recently got to know each other
>girl is exactly my type
>we relate on every single level, same family life, same upbringing, same personality
>week after week she gives me chances to fuck her
>always fuck them up
>found her and her friend literally sleeping in my bed this weekend out of no where
>played footsie with me when we were talking
>repeatedly asked me to bring her to the gym

How the fuck can one girl have such an effect on me? Whatever I do, I just can't seem to get her out of my fucking head. I've never had this happen to me before. I recognize that it's stupid to think about one girl this much, but I literally can't help it. Everything she does gives me chills. Whenever we're hanging out she seems really into me, but then when we text it's like she doesn't care. We were talking about types the other day, and she literally described my current body. And I think she knows exactly what she's doing.

Is it a bad idea to just dip her down and make out with her next time I see her? Is that too autistic? I'm sick of playing these games, and I'm done watching her flirt with other guys.

>>35006825
Chris?

They're envious because you're better than them. They want what you have. Keep making them jealous anon.

>>35006835
No this is Patrick

>meet qt3.14 grill
>roommates say she's into me
>go on date
>roommates tell me later "yeah she just wants to hook up with you"

>>35006825
Bump on this

>>35006420
>implying you lift for any reason other than women or narcissism
Protip: "improving yourself" is a meme. You do not become a better person, not even physically, by becoming huge. You would be much better off running marathons.

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>>35007065
>Protip: "improving yourself" is a meme
>You do not become a better person, not even physically, by becoming huge

>>35006887
I wouldn't personally since she seems to just like your aesthetics/face.
Fuck that noise

>>35007065
>becoming better physically doesn't mean you become better

You're legitimately a stronger version of yourself, i.e. better.

>>35001968
That's pissening bro

>>35007408
>You're legitimately a stronger version of yourself, i.e. better.
How many times must I repeat that stronger != better?

>drop from 210 to 170 then bulk to 180
>looking lean and putting on mass nicely
>see my mom after a while and she's mirin
>baby sister asks me to pick her up all the time
>go to a party and see a friend I haven't seen in months
>he compliments and says I'm looking good
>leave the gym today and walk around the plaza with my pump
>see a girl waiting in a car and she's ogling the fuck out of me
>mfw I can't look back at her
Fuck man I don't know how to handle the attention

>>35001640
>be obese
>lose 45kg, get abs
>gf's dad asks if i have aids (like seriously)
>parents ask if im suicidal
>friends congratulate me
>thankful that my friends are people i can trust
>one day smoking a joint with a mate
>he asks if ive been taking anything else lately
>'you know, some harder shit, you lost alot of weight bro'

>tfw no one realizes it was just hard fucking work

makes me angry to be honest.

>>35007449
What reasoning do you have behind that? Being stronger doesn't make your personality better, but it physically makes you better. And being stronger can change social situations, being able to pick up that girl might get you laid.

>>35006825
just do it, trust me, u'll regret not doing anything at all. if u fuck it up, who cares life goes on, she'll forget u in a few months and find some other guy and same thing with u, just dont have any regrets about not doing something that was clearly in your control. u fuckin pussy

>>35007065
its a small piece of the puzzle. no one thing makes your life better, but lifting is one that for 99% of men will pay dividends in the long run

unless you're talking better morally or some shit

>>35004316

Keep it up man

>be substitute teacher
>lift some times
>one time a chad student comes up to me
>hey Jeff, you been lifting brah?
>rough houses me a little, it hurts, but i get through it
>Say i've been following Starting Strength and drinking a gallon of milk a day
>He looks at me like I just told him I sexually abuse children
>Backs away and resumes conversation with his chad friends

W-what just happened fit?

Regards,

-Jeffrey

>>35003102
You can still be anonymous whether you male or female. It should actually really help on /fit/ considering all of the physical differences men and women have.

>>35001640
That's awful, op. Hope you feel okay. You gonna make it gurl

>>35007499
>but it physically makes you better.
Only in certain circumstances. There is no advantage you will have over others with enormous muscles in the vast majority of jobs performed by the modern man. It isn't healthy to weigh 300lbs, muscle or not, because of the stress it puts on your skeleton. It isn't advantageous from a survival standpoint, or really just an economic one, to have such a high caloric consumption rate.

Meanwhile, cardio, and heart health (something most weight lifters ignore) is advantageous in every conceivable situation. There is not one detriment to cardio. Cardio actually does make you a better person.

>And being stronger can change social situations, being able to pick up that girl might get you laid.
Like I said, you do it to please women and yourself in the mirror, and for those reasons alone. Do not delude yourself into thinking any different. If you could be a skeleton, or skinnyfat, or whatever, and still be attractive to women, you would choose that over spending countless hours lifting weights, every time.

>>35007527
>but lifting is one that for 99% of men will pay dividends in the long run
It won't, though, unless you're talking about attention from women. The average man doesn't need to be able to bench 250lbs or squat 400lbs to complete every task set before him in his entire life.

Your excess muscles are functional for one purpose, and they are shadowed by income at that one purpose.

>>35007550

Never gonna make it

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>>35001640
At the end of the day Papyrus always believes in you.

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>>35007574
>Like I said, you do it to please women and yourself in the mirror, and for those reasons alone. Do not delude yourself into thinking any different. If you could be a skeleton, or skinnyfat, or whatever, and still be attractive to women, you would choose that over spending countless hours lifting weights, every time.
Just fuck right off with this philosopher 'waa but it doesn't mean anything' shit k. Lifting makes you confident, people (both genders) treat you with more respect, your life is ultimately better. If you actually left your house, you'd understand the holistic axle grease that being in great shape contributes to one's day to day lifestyle.

>>35001640
>"I don't have enough self control to go on a diet so everyone must be the same!"

Literal sub-humans OP, and like you said success makes people jealous.

>>35007609
>Lifting makes you confident
Again, you are doing it for women.
>people (both genders) treat you with more respect
Wrong. As long as you are not obese, you will not garner more respect from men (unless those men lift weights). Women will not respect you more, they will simply be more attracted to you because that kind of body is what is considered attractive in 2015.

In all cases, you will be respected more if you were rich, than if you were jacked.

>your life is ultimately better
Meaningless, empty platitude.

Just admit you do it for women. I don't give a shit, and I won't think of you any differently. Stop lying to yourself.

>>35007637
>In all cases, you will be respected more if you were rich, than if you were jacked.
Superficial af
>In all cases, you will be respected more if you were rich, than if you were jacked.
My end goal is to live a satisfying bachelorhood. I don't give a flying fuck about women, build it and they will come

Why are you even on /fit/ bruh. Close the tab and go back to reddit.

>>35007065
What's your problem with weight lifting and why do you want people to only do cardio? That's not healthy or natural.

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>tfw no qt trex gf to do SS with

>>35002206
you can write a decent 500 word paper in under an hour you damn fool

>Be at gym yesterday
>Made a large muscular friend who's been gyming for a long time.
>He's a cool dude.
>I try to be cool by telling him my vague knowledge of sets and lifting and what I'm targeting for muscle in my body.
>"Oh you must have done quite a bit of research." He seems a little proud of me.
>"Nah, I just go on /fit/--" Shit.
>Spaghetti rolls out of my sweatpants.
>He doesn't react really just nods and wishes me luck.
>We talk after that while he does some pull ups, other lifts, etc

Close one, huh guys? Haha... hahah.

>>35007666
careful with those trips boy

-Sincerely

Jeffrey Ham

>>35007655
>Superficial af
Are you implying that lifting for women/narcissistic purposes is not superficial? Are you implying that the "respect" you'll receive from women, and other men at the gym, is not superficial?

The respect you receive for becoming rich is far greater than the respect you get, if any, from becoming jacked. Literally anyone who isn't disabled can go to the gym, and in a few years they will become jacked. Very few can become rich; even fewer actually do it.

>build it and they will come
Yes, go to the gym and build your body, and women will come. This is why you do it. Or to please yourself. Don't lie.

>>35007657
>What's your problem with weight lifting and why do you want people to only do cardio? That's not healthy or natural.
I don't have a problem with weightlifting. I have a problem with people claiming they're doing it to "improve themselves" or "become a better person." These are lies/memes perpetuated by this board, and the weightlifting community at large, to make outsiders believe, or maybe even convince themselves, that they are not lifting weights religiously solely for women or to feed their narcissism.

I want everyone to do cardio because it is the healthiest thing you can do for yourself. Neglecting cardio, even if you're a professional bodybuilder, is very bad for you.

>That's not healthy or natural.
You're wrong. Ancient humans did almost entirely cardio. The reason our species survived is because of cardio. Becoming a bodybuilder is unhealthy and unnatural.

>>35007574
Any form of cardio is stressful on the joints though. The pounding of the joints degrades tissue, erodes joints, and compresses ligaments and muscle. A casual runner might not notice this, but cardio always has a degree of wear and tear on the body. Lifting (or resistance training) does not degrade the joints, and makes them stronger. The fact that you don't know that negates your entire argument. There's a reason why physical therapists have old people do resistance training instead of cardio during rehab. Clearly deadlifting 405lb with terrible form will injure you, but doing resistance band training, or lightweight free weight workouts is really good for your overall health.

>Lifting is only valid for girls
Also untrue. For many, lifting can be a gateway through which they shape their personality. Dedication, discipline, and passion can all be derived from lifting, and those things make you a better person. Obviously you can lift for vain reasons, but the doesn't necessarily mean you still can't take away lessons learned from lifting and apply them to your life.

>>35007717
>any form of cardio
swimming

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>>35006516
Practice, like everything in life. Your heart grows cold but you become more functional.
Pic related

>>35007717
>Clearly deadlifting 405lb with terrible form will injure you, but doing resistance band training, or lightweight free weight workouts is really good for your overall health.
It isn't. Lifting weights has almost negligible effects on heart health.

>A casual runner might not notice this, but cardio always has a degree of wear and tear on the body.
So does simply existing. Do not act like cardio will put you in a wheelchair because of degrading joints. How many marathon runners, or cyclists, do you know of that died early, or are crippled once they passed their prime?

None, because it doesn't happen that way.

Nice try.

>>35002015
hahahahahahahahahahah omg you made me real life laugh

>>35007715
Tons of people weight lift for reasons other than body building, and I'm sure strength was vital to humans throughout history as well.

It seems like you're arguing that the phrase "improving yourself" is misleading but I don't see how. Even with your views body builders are technically improving themselves since they are improving how society views them and reaping benefits from it like more chances to reproduce.

>>35003102
elliot rodger the post

>>35003166
>>35007499
>>35007533
>>35007655
>>35007666
nice multiples

>>35001640
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hmlPtRu1SQ

>>35007798
>It seems like you're arguing that the phrase "improving yourself" is misleading but I don't see how.
Because the people who say this with regards to why they lift weights seem to think that their muscles literally make them a better person in almost every sense. Morally, physically, emotionally, etc. It doesn't. It hardly even improves you physically. In many cases it could even be worse for you than not lifting at all.

>Even with your views body builders are technically improving themselves since they are improving how society views them and reaping benefits from it like more chances to reproduce.
No. What you said boils down to "They get more attention from women." If you want to lift weights for more attention from women, fine, do it, but don't regurgitate memes in an attempt to seem less vain.

>>35007739
Many people injure themselves by running every day. Most runners have had some form of injury at some point since they began running.

I ran with a group of guys I worked with for about 4 years. We ran together a few times a week for about 2 to 6 miles per run at varying paces. Pretty much all of us were injured from running multiple times.

I don't have anything against running and I believe everyone should do some form of cardiovascular exercise but its obvious that there is a risk of injury with it.

>>35007862
>there is a risk of injury with it.
And that risk is minimal compared with the dangers of lifting heavy weights.

>but you don't get injured if you lift with proper form
You don't get injured running if you do it correctly.

t. guy running for almost 2 decades. Have run marathons before. Almost no injuries besides shin splints when I first started.

>>35007821
But you agree that bodybuilding can make you more attractive and make it more likely for you to reproduce, which would be improving yourself.

>>35001968
Jason Genova?

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>>35007666
>>35006393
>>35003601
>>35002945
>>35002475
>>35002362
>being this new
Honestly though, depending on the question 500 words can be tough. Purely because it's such a small limit you need to be really succinct to cover the necessary areas.

>>35007892
>which would be improving yourself.
No it's not...

>>35007883
I believe people should do strength training and cardio, and that all forms of exercise carries a risk of injury.

I think with countries like the USA and UK having over 30% of its citizens obese its more important we get people doing ANY kind of physical activity rather than bicker over what's "better".

>>35007900
How is raising your chances of having offspring not bettering yourself?

>>35007957
This
You guys just go full retard sometimes. So many people need to start doing something active. ANYTHING

>>35007973
>How is raising your chances of having offspring not bettering yourself?
In what way does it make you better?

It is solely a result of attracting more women. Besides, it doesn't really increase your chances in the modern world because most women are going to be using birth control, or you will be using a condom. It increases your ability to attract women, and that's why most do it.

>>35002206
Spotted the high school kid. Is that even a page?

>>35001640
Women have default crab bucket mentality. If you try to improve yourself or deviate from the group at all, they will be absolutely evil towards you.

>>35007637
>implying having an imposing stature doesn't affect the way men interact with you

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

>>35008046
I don't know about you, but I have interacted with plenty of men who are much stronger than me. I have no fear of them, because of the gun on my waist.

>>35007883
Nope, sports with running components have ten times the injury rate of stength sports. Please stop making shit up you charlatan.

>>35008052
So you compensate for having a weak body by carrying a deadly weapon. Pathetic.

>>35008054
>Nope, sports with running components have ten times the injury rate of stength sports. Please stop making shit up you charlatan.
Sports are an entirely different discussion. Please learn to read before you post.

>>35001640
>>35001892
>>35002014
you know, I was wondering what kind of moron buying and playing this cringey game. But now the answer is clear
>women

>>35007985
Dude if you're having a bad day or something its cool I get it, but I'm not going to sit here and argue with somebody who seems to be purposefully dense.
Also if you're the dude who has been running marathons for 20 years it would be awesome if you started running threads, we need more stuff like that.

>>35008058
>So you compensate for having a weak body by carrying a deadly weapon. Pathetic.
Not really. Even when I don't have a weapon I am not afraid of stronger men. If they injure me, I will just press charges and sue them for everything they're worth.

You can think what you'd like, but no matter what I say or do, you aren't going to make any advances at me with a gun on my waist. Stop crime before it happens.

>>35008067
>Also if you're the dude who has been running marathons for 20 years it would be awesome if you started running threads, we need more stuff like that.
I have no interest in helping a bunch of underage high school kids and idiots on this board.

>>35008059
Disingeuous deflection. Sorry but you're no longer worth my time :).

>>35006825

If by dip her down you mean literally dip her over in your arms, no thats autistic as fuck. just kiss her you negroid

>>35008074
>I have no interest in helping a bunch of underage high school kids and idiots on this board.

Lol why are you even on /fit/ if you don't want to talk about the fitness activities you do?

>>35008105
>Lol why are you even on /fit/ if you don't want to talk about the fitness activities you do?
I didn't say I didn't want to talk about them. I said I didn't want to help underage shitposters and retards.

>>35007665

I was also on reddits front page today

>>35007818
Good palindrome my ladm8

>qt in my class that I want to ask out
>try to have tact, and decide to only ask her once the week is near over
>ask her to study, she enthusiastically agrees, and asks for my number because she already has her phone out
>she never texts me
>I just realized there is one week of normal classes before exam week
>I'm out of time

Fuck it. I'm tired of living in regret. I'm going to ask her on a lunch date for the last week of class. Maybe I can start something next semester.

>>35006308

>Doesn't feel too good to be honest.

no, it sure as shit doesn't

kinda makes you feel bad for the girls who had to reject our needy asses in the past

>>35008172
>I'm going to ask her on a lunch date for the last week of class.

For real. Don't fuckin puss around, dude. Just ask her out.

You can't let your first romantic impression on her be that you're a limp-dick who's afraid of expressing interest in someone.

>>35008172
>lunch date
Beta as fuck

>>35008291
>>35008351
So you're saying I should just say something like "hey, I wanna take you on a date sometime before the semester is over, what are you doing this weekend?"

I personally like this idea better, but everybody I talk to says this would be coming on too strong and just weird her out.

Damned if you do, damned if you don't I guess

>>35008435
>hey it's been fun hanging out with you this semester. Let's to get dinner on friday. I'll meet you at [place] at [time]

>>35001640
>2015
>caring what others think

>>35001757
this sounds exactly like middle school

>>35007492
as it fucking should

>>35003102
>women ignore me so I hate them
no, you kill yourself

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>loose weight
>stretch marks look worse

Ha ha aw man

>>35002206
>people still fall for it

>>35003625
I love how they're just like "Ah, he fell. I'll just calmly get out of the car and slowly start to walk towards his corpse"

>lose tons of weight
>look good in clothes
>body is a total circus

all these girls I'm pulling and I have to do everything in the dark. rip

>>35008113
Please, kill yourself sir. You seem like an arrogant prick who thinks he's right no matter what. Ohh what? Too good to post about running on an anonymous board. Sorry there edge lord, please let me bow down to you and all your knowledge. I truly am not worthy. Also lifting and cardio should go hand and hand. You clearly are projecting some negative experience you had or you got stuff about you you need to get over cause you are coming off as a douche. Like I said. Please kill yourself that way you can suck Prefontaine's(GOAT) dick in the afterlife.

>>35007550
Same fuckin thing happened to me when I first joined my gym, the guy that showed me around asked what routine I was thinking of doing then when I said Starting Strength stumbled and gave me the shadiest look. What the fuck is up with it?

>>35007736
This guy v
>>35007736
You'll get better at it with more experience. Like how youd react to a breakup now vs at 16

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>>35007550
>>35008835
Because they know it's a meme and you guys don't yet

>>35008817
Some people enjoy the circus.

>>35006308

I don't like all of the attention I get now that I've made it.

It felt good to crush the people who wouldn't give me chance when I was a fatty (which is pretty childish behavior, but whatever man let me enjoy myself and air out these years of sexual frustration), but now I just get annoyed.

>>35001640
Hold on you are a woman and you weigh over 150?
B8

>>35002206
>need to make a gmail account for my class by nextweekend
>the name dankdongsmasher was taken

>>35008104
Yeah I figured that's kind of autistic, glad I asked instead of just doing that.

>>35009562
Maybe it's childish, but at least it makes me feel better

>>35008796
Not that he's alive by ANY chance