Why more than half of /fit/ is closet homosexual?

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>>34987401
>Why more than half of /fit/ is closet homosexual?
To lure out the straights.

>>34987401
get the fuck outta here breeder

>>34987401
I don't know why that is, but what is with this "why x is y" (as opposed to "why is x y") grammar trend?

>Not being ironically gay

>>34987401
>closet

>>34987433
you can ironically suck my dick, no homo

>>34987431

Probably non-native english speakers using a more familiar construction out of habit.

I am one myself.

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>>34987401
I don't know why you're so frustrated op. Here, let me make you some coffee and then we can cuddle ok?

>>34987431
loads of filthy muslims have been shilling here recently. probably a language barrier

>>34987401
>closet

it's a meme

>>34989715
what is?

>>34987401

homos naturally gravitate towards fitness and hygiene

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>>34987401
>why is over half the board dedicated to the male physique homosexual?

>>34987401
Because women choose partners based on genetic traits while homos only do so to a degree. If you're not at least 8/10 chad, you should go homo for a happier love life and no more self doubt (because no one wants you, because you were forced to settle etc.)

Just because this board convinced me to stop looking at pictures of naked ladies, and instead look at pics of shirtless men doesn't make it gay.

You silly

>>34989799
They're all sillies.
Let's go cuddle.

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>>34989787
Homos are a lot more interested in physical traits than women.
If you are skinnyfat and ugly, chances are you're gonna be a lot more miserable if you're gay compared to if you were straight.

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Nothing gay about admiring another dude.

>>34989931
>Nice bod.
>Cancerous tattoo ruining those abs.
Me sad now.

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>>34987640
That's a trash tier ass desu.

>>34989992
Apologies, sir. Can you teach me what a real ass is pls?

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>>34989991
He's 6'4'' with an 8 inch cock though.

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>>34989992
i challenge your glutes for 6

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>>34990015
Forgiven. Forgiven now.

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>>34989970
me want

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q1Mhsix6W20

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>>34990027
They all look like they are 1,6m in height.

kek.

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>>34987401

The male form is objectively more attractive and sexual than the female form.

It conveys strength, competence, power, and vitality that the female form cannot equal.

>>34990121
You sound a bit biased bro.
You want a hug? All-male I promise.

>>34990027
What a disgusting floor.

>>34990015
I can't remember which porn guy this is. Duncan something right?

>>34990215
Austin Wolf, if you're taking about the tall guy.
I can't remember who's the latino manlet.

>>34990227
Yeah Austin.

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>>34990155

I'm biased since I'm a man.

Femanon pls confirm: >>34990121

>>34990275
So you don't want that hug?
:(

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>>34990275
>implying there are cis fems in /fit/

>>34990027
the shoulders of the guy on the left

>>34990333
>Spanking time.

>>34990121

Honestly, what a stupid comment. Men find the female form more sexual, women find the male form more sexual. The objective measure is that there are aspects of either form that those who are attracted to it find [nigh] universally attractive and sexual.

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>>34989715
You're a meme

>>34990746
No you are.

>>34990015

This might be the gayest photo I've ever seen on /fit/. I didn't know it was possible to be this gay.

>>34991135
>I didn't know it was possible to be this gay.
Oh sweetheart.

>>34991135

Hi newfriend

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>>34991135
>almost 2016
>browsing /fit/
>still being filthy hetero

>>34991208
>2015
>falling for a meme
>being this easily manipulated

Must be power bottom

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>>34990099
Having your ass squeezed is literally the hottest

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>>34991254
>homos don't exist brehs, they are maymays

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>>34991254
>Must be power bottom

>>34991283
Sauce

>>34990015
and he cums like he's having a seizure
too bad he's such a reluctant bottom