>Squat low >everything reeks of shit the moment my cheeks

buttplug

Shave your bumhole and learn to wipe

>>34533778
try showering...

>>34533778
You should try taking a shower every now and then and Washing your ass.
Also you probably have a bunch of hair that acts as a satefy net for any turds falling in the toilet after which you smear it around with a piece of paper.
I.e. dont be a gross subhuman and exercise personal hygiene

You got to wash your ass, if ya must, or else you'll be funky.

>>34533778
Take bath/shower and wipe your butt area (hand, sponge, idgaf). Tons of small poop particles will stay onto your butt hairs, even after wiping with paper.

Is there a proper way to wash your ass? I always adjust the shower head so that the water comes out in a narrow, high pressure stream, and then bend over, stretch my ass, and have the water blast my asshole. It cleans it up great, but can be painful.

>>34533778
lol, who the fuck cares you low test beta shit, the gym is for training.

>>34533806
BEND OVER AND ILL SHOW YOU PAINFUL

Get some soap, lather up your hands, and reach around and wash your ass properly, getting thoroughly into the crevice.

Rinse well. Congratulations, you now wash your ass in the shower like hygienic adults do.

>>34533796

T- thanks Tony Hawk Pro Skater 3

>>34533870

It was in the first THPS as well

Try not being degenerate piece of shit and wash yourself properly you double nigger