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Autistic reasons why you started lifting I wanted to be big

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Autistic reasons why you started lifting

I wanted to be big and strong like
Master Chief

>tfw only 6'
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>Posting a picture of a Spirit Of Fire Spartan
>Not gonna make it
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When I played WoW and Warcraft 3
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>>31675565
I too started lifting because I was inspired by the Spartans from Halo. Especially with the new Spartan IVs, I feel like if I train hard enough, I too can attain Spartan-mode.

>Tfw only 5'9"
>Tfw starting out hungry skeleton
>Tfw I will never get access to super space steroids and Mjolnir armor to triple my strength
>Tfw I will never be a hero
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I wanted to be able to endure unfathomable hardship like Isaac Clarke.
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I wanted to be a super hero when I was a kid.

Now I want to be strong enough that I'm not disgusted with myself when I look in the mirror.
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>>31675769
>you'll never have forearms like WoW humans
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>>31675668
Bruh, You're missing the point. I like his design better, but I discovered Master Chief before I even knew who he was.
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Be a ripped ninja like on naruto
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My family has a history of poor health on my Dad's side. Diabetes, kidney stones, stroke and various other problems.
I intend to build my body to last, altering my genes that I will pass on to create a stronger generation, as well as alter my destiny as a weak bedridden pile of excuses.
Also for her.
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>>31675565
i wanted to climb shit like Sony fortune hunter man
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I want to beat 7'3 nigger

>tfw 5'5
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>tfw you always thought master chief was a manlet
>yfw you realize he's 6'8
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>>31675913
Holy fuck

>tfw your genetics will never be as good as Garrosh's
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this guy was my idol as a kid

I wanted to be the mysterious guy who clearly lifts but you can't tell because he doesn't flaunt it. he doesn't give a fuck about you

...but then the fedora tipping meme ruined him for me cos he's le katana and le long coat
>le tip
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>>31675818
Gordon freeman > Isaac Clark

Isaac is badass though
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>>31676171
Well, I thought he'd be taller.
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>>31676208
As a kid, did you like him for the katana and long coat?
Cause if you did, there's a reason he's fedora tier
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>>31675913
Have you tried carrying anvils everywhere?
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>>31676255
I also liked this guy as a kid, but mostly because sunglasses are fucking cool
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>>31676230
6'10" without armor, 7'2" with armor.
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>>31676229
THE FUCK YOU SAID ABOUT MY HERO
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>>31676255
you can enjoy characters like that without thinking "I must buy a katana and trenchcoat and I'll look like him," I never thought like that. I thought "I want to be a strong and stoic badass"

Same thing with fedoras. You can enjoy Mad Men without thinking "I must dress exactly like them"
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>>31676255
Not that guy, but I liked Auron because I, too, wanted to be able to stave off death if that's what it took to help a bro.
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I want to do natty cosplay of Kamina, Gene from God Hand, and... possibly Gamagoori but that might take some time.
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i want to expand my cosplay options
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>>31676171
6'10*
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>>31675565
I think halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills aliens and doesnt afraid of anything
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>>31676422
Stats?
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>>31676403
Kamina is pretty doable
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>>31675992
>Altering your genes by lifting
nigger what are you doing
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>>31676403
This guy does a great Kamina
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>>31676489
>forgot the picture
Hang on l'm gonna kill myself
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>>31676467
>>31676489
>>31676501
Yeah that'd be the first one I did probably, I'm not big enough yet and my greatest fear is to get overconfident and be that skinnyfat faggot walking around shirtless so I'm gonna keep working for a long while, but I have hope.

>>tfw you imagine drills in your hip drive on the last rep
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>>31676437
Nice b8 m8, great banter.
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>>31676318
calm down bud, gordon is here
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>>31675992
>Also for her.

>tfw i lift to fix my low self esteem and hopefully get a kgf
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>>31675565

that suit has no ass
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>>31676833
>tfw SPARTAN training can't fix a white-boy ass
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>>31676851
>spartan
>having time to do squats

Pick one
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>>31676555
>confidence lacking
Just who the hell do you think you are, anon?
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I wanted to be as intimidating as The Hound, with the side effect of being able to eat a shitload of chicken

>tfw only 6'3" instead of 6'6"
>tfw goals ruined
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>tfw /fit/ is actually the nerdiest bros on 4chan
Come here, give me a hug bros. We're all gonna make it.
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>>31677370
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>used to read Drizzt D'urden books
>use to aspire to Drizzts whirring blades hand speed
>Bruenors resilience and iron will
>Wulfgars strength that verily denied such Daemons such as Errtu final revenge and carried the limp form of his dwarven father and halfling friend Regis under both arms as an army of stinking trolls clutched at him left and right barring his passage and yet with indomitable strength and a song on his lips he just kept lifting though wretched creatures clutched at his flesh seeking to rip him and his friends from dear life he ran on. And though he reached the edge of the dreadful bog his heart sank. before him stood a final line of trolls 10 deep. and yet as his heart sank he reached into his will for one final push and roared his challenge and broke free of the evils that sought to bring his story to a close.

That part of the story got me past many a moment when i thought i couldn't go on. And though i found the dark elf super cool Wulfgar Son of Beorngar was my inspiration to lift heavy.
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For femshep
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>>31675565

I lift so I'll be able to protect her...
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>>31677752
Man I loved my mary sue commander shepard
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>>31677646
^^
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>>31675565

Lol look at those capped delts and Master Chief is still trying to claim natty hahahah top kek
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>>31677964
>Master Chief is still trying to claim natty

The dude has ceramic bones and a thyroid stimulant implant. Natty was never on the table.
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>>31677964
>Masterchief ever claiming natty
Nuh bruh, nuh
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Whenever i watch anime and the MCs are ottermode
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>>31675814
>Spartan IV's

Literally the worst spartans
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>>31675565
>>31675889
just trying to raise my power level
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>>31675565
I know that feel bro.
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>>31675814

So Spartan I's were guys like the sergeant in the Halo trilogy, Spartan II's were like Jorge and the John, Spartan III's were the rest of noble team.

The fuck are Spartan IV's? I was under the impression Spartan III's were already seriously watered down versions of II's
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>>31675992
>Altering my genes

Lamarck, pls go
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>>31679003
Spartan IIIs were actually better than IIs except they gave them cheaper shittier armor. Noble team had good armor like the IIs because they were a special forces team.

IVs are when they decided to open up Spartan training to random adults, so they're shit.
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>>31679003
The shitty spartans in halo 4, basically odsts in better armour
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>>31679026
>Spartan IIIs were actually better than IIs except they gave them cheaper shittier armor.

No they weren't they were disposable spartans
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>>31679003
Spartan IVs were a waste of space and story. They could have seriously fleshed out the ODST characters more. They didn't really make much sense in the Halo storyline either. The UNSC spent loads of money on things they didn't need. Follow the ODST path. No enhancements, just beast.
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>>31677646
>Broke free of the evils

[spoiler]He didn't make it,in the end[/spoiler]
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>>31675565
>I wanted to protect her smile
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>>31675818
If I was Isaac Clarke I would immediately kill myself. That life is too scary.
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>>31679026
They were designed to be faster and cheaper to train for use in high risk operations. Completely disposable and not on the same level as SPARTAN II
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Goku is why I lift
>except i actually don't lift, i just pretend like everyone else here, all i do is sit inside posting on 4chan
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>>31679156
You're one of the people you find in the games who killed themselves rather than face the horror. Dead Space is by necessity about that one person who could keep walking forward.

3deep5u
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Inside the gym I want achieve Super Saiyan II
Outside the gym I am Johnny Bravo
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>>31679242

Fear is a construct, its imperative demarcated by evolutionary incentive. Isaac Clarke knew this and become something more than human.
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The legend of Beowulf is why I started.
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When my dad died I felt like I needed to be the man of the family but I felt like I was too weak to be that, so I started lifting.

Pretty autistic, I guess.
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>>31679348

Muh Nigger, just finished watching that movie
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>>31679375
The CGI film gave me the goal body to work towards.

The legend (the version I have is the story itself translated by Seamus Heaney) gave me the motivation and drive. I mean, killing Grendel with your bare fucking hands? Badass.
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Every single one of your ancestors slaved away their lives just so you have this opportunity now to make something of yours
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>>31675565
Because I wanted a gf
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Because I am tall already and want to be buff enough to cosplay Samus as she was meant to be.

A tall buff amazon.
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>for grills
I wish I was lying.
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I wanted to bench 1pl8 to satisfy my autism. I achieved that goal then stopped lifting.
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>>31679455
inb4 you're 5'9
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Chief is dyel as fuck, he's supposed to have a ton of muscle and super heavy bones but he only weighs 130kg without armour.
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Because i wanted to be able to cosplay Adam from Needless.
I now realize how silly such a goal is, but i enjoyed lifting far more than i imagined, so now its just a fun thing to do
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>>31679026
Mk I: few volunteers getting some buffs

Mk II: 150 children selected, 75 abducted, 33 made it to be THE best soldiers of the UNSC, they were the strongest, the fastest and the smartest, yet the unluckest.

Mk III: cheap, anger, disposable, inferior of S: II's but made up for it in numbers but both are incomparable as they had different goals. Mk: III Spartans also however if given time to grow up and gain experience could be comparable to a Mk: III its just a miracle if they live long enough

MK IV: remains of gamma company MK: III's and other soldiers getting a version of the MK:2 treatment but not the raising and mind warping as such
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>>31679313
Fear is the mind killer
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After being fairly athletic in my teens and in the army, I managed to fall into that early 20's trap and became a smoldering sack of ruin and decay for several years.

Then at around 24 when visiting folks I realized my semi-pro dancer little sister has hella mirable form and definition and I decided I can't lose to her. This is literally the reason.

Still not as ebin as my m8, who started lifting after losing to his gf in arm-wrestling. Poor fag tried to make all sorts of excuses first, but at least he was man enough to step up his game and finally make it.
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I started cardio life cos i wanna whore out and be proud of my appearance by choosing a form which takes effort to achieve and sustain. My goal then became become my own fap material
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>>31679689
>Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

MOTHER FUCKER!
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>>31679704
>My goal then became become my own fap material

Selfcest is the thinking man's fetish.
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>>31679704
>become my own fap material
good taste my nigga
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>>31678728
True, but for regular guys like me, they are a physical, if not attitude, ideal I can aspire towards. Remember, the Spartan IIs all had top-tier genetics, and they received enhancements at the onset of puberty and have trained since childhood. The Spartan IVs were average joes who trained until they were the best, and then took it to the next level.

Even if the Spartan IVs are an inferior class of Spartans, they represent the best that a normal person can achieve in the Halo universe.
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>>31676171
Chief is 7ft tall, he seems like a manlet because he fights Elites who are around 8ft 6, Brutes who are 9ft+ and Hunters who are 12ft.
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>>31677964
>Master Chief
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I do it to be worthy of her.
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I want to Spider-Man for Halloween.
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I wanted to look 'huge' like hugh jackman
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I wanted to be able to do shit like in Assassin's Creed (free run and be nimble and agile) this was in like 8th grade mind you. My friends made fun of me for wanting that and for being a chubby cunt so I ended up giving up. Now I'm trying to start lifting again just so I don't feel disgusting when I look in a mirror or go in public.
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master chief only bangs 10/10 AI High Test QT's
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>>31685542
I don't want to be banged by him I want to look like him you fucking faggot.
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>>31678928
tfw setting vegetas training scene and while hes stuck in a nightmare facing future trunks and kakarott, best noob gains ive ever had as a kid.
>16 years later, still at it and never taken a longer break than 2 months
tt-th-anks
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>not lifting because of anime

topkek
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>>31676199
still playing the most autist infected game in the world 3-4 xpacks later it served its death sentence after wotlk and became a beginners rtard friendly home to compensate for how much of a losers they are in real life
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>>31675565
>he doesn't lift to do jojo poses in the mirror

l m a o
m
a
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PLEBS EVACUATE
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>>31676230
this entitled cunt just insults the most extraordinary soldier ever to serve in the UNSC the second she meets him, jimmies status: rustled
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>>31676208
He is my favorite final fantasy character. Not because he has a cape and katana, but because he's a badass grandpa type, cynical and has his own brand of dry humor.
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I thought lifting would make me confident to the point that approach anxiety would cease to exist.

I thought so terribly wrong.
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>>31687325
It had to have been sarcastic
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I want to survive the nuclear apocalypse and thrive and kill super mutants and kill Fumantarii, etc, etc.

So I started getting /fit/
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Because of her.
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>>31679029
>basically odsts in better armour
>implying that sgt. Buck couldn't absolutely destroy a Spartan IV in one on one combat
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>>31686614
sure you don't brah
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Was being bored count as an autistic reason?
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>>31687692
>Mfw people come talk to me now because of my aesthetics

Help me.
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>>31682896
>BaldrSky
That's a good one nigga. Nobody can play this.
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>>31687733
Master chief was MIA for four years. A lot of shit happened in four years. For her, Master Chief may have been a legend however because of that he is also a threat to the current established authority. That is a big faux pas in any military. This explains why she would've been a dick to the greatest badass to ever have been created. She wasn't sarcastic, she was afraid of him.
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hit diamond 1 on league of legends and couldn't get girls so now i lift to get guys
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>>31688361
Kek
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I literally started lifting a second time becasue of this fucker.
In the manga theres a part where 100's of innocent people die. Guts shows up and kills the demon. Not giving a fuck about the innocent lives lost. An old man appears and says "You were unable to save all these people." Guts looks at this old dude with no sympathy and says "If they were strong, they wouldn't have died."
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>>31675565
John is like 9 feet fucking tall. Not only that he wears a half a ton of armor, literally.
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>>31688379
Guts is probably the coolest fictional motherfucker ever.
The manga kicks ass. I might reread it soon. I didn't really like the new movies that came out but the old anime was pretty good.
Griffith is a lil bitch.
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>>31675814
>Spartan IVs
Just join the military m8. That's all they are. The only true Spartans are the IIs, who ever else is alive in the 1s, and a handful of IIIs.
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>>31679673
>treatment but not the raising and mind warping as such
Don't forget the boat load of drugs.
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>not wanting to be like Tarkus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbHtRggFsNA
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>>31679013
underrated post
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>>31679003
Spartan III's had the same augmentations except something extra on their frontal lobes to prevent them from going into shock and makes them more aggressive. Had pretty much the same training too from when they were kids. They just weren't kidnapped, they were already orphans.
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I bought an AR-15 and was Auschwitz mode. I did not want to be a skinny lanklet with a gun.

>tfw just hit 200lbs
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>>31688707
They didn't have perfect genetics like II's so they were a shit.
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>>31679077
>lifting for asucuck
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>>31688745
>tfw when you try to overcompensate so hard that you put all of you weapons on your table while you eat breakfast and accidentally end up shooting the mail man in the left testicle while he tries to deliver you 19 inch dragon cock that you ordered because /fit/ and /b/ has turned you into half a faggot
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>>31688796
>this is what noguns faggots actually believe
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>>31675992
You cannot alter your genes so forget that shit.

You can alter YOURSELF and live a good life inspirational to others.

Breeding when you have medical issues is incredibly cruel to your offspring. If you breed you might as well tell them the truth, that they exist to amuse your vanity and you could never value them as humans.

Live a moral life and a strong one. Strength includes self-denial, self-mastery, and a wise philosophy. Your call.
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>>31679697

pics of sister?
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>>31677367
Watching him punch the fuck out of some peasant right now.
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>>31676230
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Surprised no one has posted this yet...
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>>31689141
Just trying be an Astatres.
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>>31689163
Astartes* Fucking autocorrect
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>>31689141
so are there regular humans in the 40k universe? or do only the super modified freaks survive?
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I wanna be like Makunouchi Ippo
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>>31679704
>become my own fap material
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>>31689270
word
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>>31689217
Only one in billions is selected in their youth for transformation/indoc. About 1% of those make it through the process and get their armour.

Iirc there are only about 1 million Space Marines extant in an Imperium of Man of about a million planets and trillions and trillions of humans.
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>>31689518
Eh? there are countless Humans in 40k but there are thousands of chapters filled with 1000 Astartes each (unless you're space wolf/black templar) alot more than 1 mil
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>>31688260
or she has daddy issues and wanted him to literally tower her two fold.
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wanting to be batou mode so that I can get with another fine cyber body like the major
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>>31679455
ZEBES
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B
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This thread is some advanced autism
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>>31675565

>tfw will never be this aesthetic
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>>31675913
>forearms bigger than bis and tris combined
I didn't know I wanted this until now

I would use my massive arms to STRANGLE THIS FUCKING FAGGOT THUMBTACK

>captcha: penie
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>>31676171
>6'8
>not a manlet
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>>31686720
if you're going to make a post with that tone, you should probably proof read it
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>>31689692
batou mode is pretty hardcore
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I really had no idea people were this autistic about Halo
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I was playing Arkham city and was miring Nightwing. No Homo
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I remember having a huge crush on card captor sakura and thinking why I could never have her. I saw that the male kid in the show wasnt fat and ugly so I put 2 and 2 together. Stupidest gayest reason to start but it took me down this road. That was about 10 years ago.
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>>31689518
Back when I followed 40k (1998-2005) the 1,000,000 space marines number was a pretty established piece of canon. It might fluctuate by a few hundred thousand because of chapters that don't adhere strictly to the Codex Astartes, but the 1,000,000-planet Imperium of Man and 1,000,000-strong Adeptus Astartes to defend them was a thing that is very frequently brought up in the codices, fluff and Black Library novels I've read.
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>>31689977
the cut scenes in this game are better than Nolan's Batman.
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>>31690074
Agreed dude.
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>>31689603
Oops, I meant to quote you with this >>31690040 post, not myself.

But yeah, there are exactly 1000 chapters. They're each supposed to have 1000 fully-fledged Astartes, give or take, but it varies depending on whether the chapter is at low strength because of losses, or just doesn't give a fuck about Rawbutt Girlymann's rules.

So, roughly 1,000,000.
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>>31679013
>>31688840
>>31676487
>2015
>Never heard of epigenetics
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>>31689871
I forgot to mention that batou mode is the only acceptable mode you can be in to have a ponytail
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>>31679003
I don't think Spartan III's were better, they were made cheaper and had less chance for ending up a cripple. They were quite a bit weaker, therefore, much more disposable than the II's
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>>31690092
This is what the Batman movies should have been:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYquySMnMB4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADMaMJMdcJc

>mfw video gamemakers make better movies than Director

Nolan's movies are 5/10 as movies and 1/10 as superhero flicks.
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I wanted to make Large Leader proud. He's my muse.
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>>31679375
>movie
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but you can always be an hero
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>>31689217
From what I remember even the regular humans were modified
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>>31676260
Jesus Christ
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>>31677784
Claymore is underrated
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Zyzz. I always did lift but he made the habit stick
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>>31675992

MUH NIOGGA HYOMIN IS GREAT.

But Jiyeon is better.
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>>31690380
Something similar here
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>>31675565
Im not the only one holy fuark. I only ever wanted to be a Spartan. Role modelllll
>tfw leave for closest thing to it May 4th
>marine corps
>MARSOC
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>you will never be Ken
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>>31692559
But current doing it for is
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>>31692686
Almost another devil trip sigh
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>>31676318
I like Gordon. Never played Dead Space.
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