Pear Shaped Guys

Also inb4 BECOME A TRAP.
I'm not becoming a trap.

>>30237003
im in the same fucking boat anon i need help too i think we might need surgery ;_;

>>30237047
I seriously think lipo is the last option. If I had the money I'd do it tomorrow.

>>30237003
>5'7''

sorry to hear that

>>30237060
Fuck off, dickhead.

What kind of exercises did you do?

Lift heavy. So SS/SL.

>>30237003
fucking yum

post boipussy, cutie

>>30237085
Cycling, swimming. Not intense. Yoga to tone up. VERY light cardio.
Basically girl exercises to lose fat and not gain muscle and I just gained muscle.

>>30237102
Piss off, learn to read.
HOW IS LIFTING GOING TO DECREASE THE SIZE OF MY LOWER BODY?
as much as i appreciate contributions, please only contribute if you actually have first hand knowledge to a solution and not ideas.
I have tried all of your ideas.

>>30237124
Check to see if you have a vagina.

>>30237075
calm down manlet :)

Start lifting. Jesus christ. Saying building muscle won't solve your problem is lazy as fuck. I have always had big thighs and a big ass. I started lifting, now they're bigger than ever and guess what, girls fucking love my delicious bubble butt and massive quads. You weigh 50-60kg. No fucking wonder your hips stick out, you're a fucking skeleton.

>>30237031
you should become a trap

>>30237003
You don't choose the trap life, the trap life chooses you. At birth.
Get on with those estrogens slut~

OP if u are a man i feel sorry for u. wait no I don't. u look like fucking shit though

>>30237124
>Cycling, swimming. Not intense. Yoga to tone up. VERY light cardio.
That's what I figured. Work your upper body and cut to 15% or less. Or give up and blow thousands on surgery like a bitch.

>>30237003

gonna need some more pics,

ass shot too please

>>30237124
Please, find us a picture of a man, in good shape who looks out of proportion because he is pear shaped.

Pro-tip: You can't.

Start lifting and stop making excuses you lazy fuck.

>>30237148
Mate
I want to look good in skinny jeans to be totally honest.
This become an issue when it comes to fashion.
No homo.

Clothes look good on men with broad shoulders, slim waists and flat asses. It's just the way it is.
I want to look good in clothes and juicing myself up to be some gorilla doesn't look good in anything but Ed Hardy, and I'm not fucking wearing Ed Hardy.

Again, your retarded solution of BULKING UP YOUR ENTIRE BODY:
1. WILL TAKE FOREVER
2. Doesn't solve my problem.
3. You have a hard bubble butt. I have a soft doughy ass. As in it is fatty.

>>30237075
Manlet please, address me as a gentleman, i am a masterrace, you should be lucky i graced you with my presence

>>30237176
>if u are a man i feel sorry for u. wait no I don't. u look like
LOL u tk him 2da bar|?

>>30237188
I did cut. I didn't eat for two weeks.
I stayed pear shaped.

>>30237201
>flat asses

false, a good ass makes it even better and girls LOVE it.

also you can have wide hips, as long as you have the core and shoulders to go with it.

>>30237003

KLINEFELTER'S

Google it OP. Get tested.

Accept yourself the way you are OP. You were born with shit genetics, deal with it. Try to conquer women with charm, turn yourself into a bad motherfucker. You'll be the "big ass motherfucker" and bitches will hang on your dick. Just stop complaining and do something about it rather than crying on the internet. Be a man for once in your life.

>>30237254
I have that's what I think I've got. Do you think testosterone shots would help? The thing is Klinefelters guys are tall and I'm a manlet.

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>>30237254

This

>>30237297
>announcing reports

>>30237297
posting that you're reporting someone is reportable
I am not not reporting you

Try getting ur upper body bigger

>>30237298
>Taller then average height
7/10
This will get afew atleast

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>>30237250
I will not look like a builder. You don't seem to understand the level of the problem.
Getting bigger is not attractive to most girls, not does it look good in clothes.
I'm young.
Pretty much my entire life revolves around looking good.
I have a nice face and an okay upper body, but my lower body is literally depressing me.
I can grab and entire butt cheek. Exercise didn't help and it takes too long.
I'd appreciate input from people who actually had the problem and solved it and aren't just speculating.

Sorry, shitty Youcam snapshot thing.

>>30237342

That's just one factor. Apparently you do not understand what a fucking syndrome is.

>>30237372
Im tellin you man become a trap

>>30237372
My dick

>>30237003
> I repeat, building muscle will not solve my problem.

then why the fuck are you posting here? gtfo /r9k/

>>30237201
How warped is your view? You don't have to roid up and turn into a gorilla. Stop creating a false dichotomy. I can wear all the same clothes I used to (excluding skinny jeans but now all jeans are skinny so who gives a fuck?). Clothes fit and look better on me now.. Your ass is fat because you don't fucking lift, I wasn't born with these glorious glutes you ignoramus. You want to change your body but aren't willing to consider that you might be fucking wrong about what lifting will and won't do for you.

>implying you don't get broad shoudlers from lifting
>implying you can't have a slim waist when lifting
>implying girls like flat asses

>>30237385
So you think I could have Klinefelters even without height?
I thought the height was the main thing.


>>30237412
BECAUSE IT'S FIT, NOT BODY BUILDING. dickface.

>>30237372
>Getting bigger is not attractive to most girls, not does it look good in clothes.

This is a lie, as much as the young girls love those skinny ass fucks they'll drop their panties in the sight of a big man, you must be confusing big with those roided bodybuilding contest freaks

and you can dress well as long as you know how to, you'll maybe need tailoring but that isn't a problem


also if I were you I'd do some kind of routine focusing only in my upper body

>asks for advice
>gets advice
>Balks at advice given
>whybother.avi

>>30237416
Did you even read the wiki?

Dumb question I know

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>>30237201
holy fuck OP. that is possibly the most queer thing I have heard come from another straight man.
>wanting to look good in skinny jeans because 'fashion'
>classifying building just a bit up upper body mass as gorilla mode
>caring this much about clothing brand names
>thinking doing upper body exercises will jack up your lower body (there's a reason why people mock others who skip leg day)

you embody what I hate about the metro/gay communities.

>>30237372
you have a nice body OP, you just need to stop being a faggot and embrace what you have instead. [spoiler]Also go gay[/spoiler]

>>30237414
>>30237420
>>30237432
>>30237433
The advice is shit.
You're telling me to bulk up to balance it out, after I've explicitly said I don't want to do that.
I'm not willing to work my arse off for three years to finally balance out my massive backside with my shoulders.

>>30237372
london???

>>30237372
LONDON??

>>30237372
>>30237003
pls show cock

>>30237124
>HOW IS LIFTING GOING TO DECREASE THE SIZE OF MY LOWER BODY?
Every exercise in starting strength is going to increase the load on your upper body. The younger you are the more effect this is going to have up there. Your shoulders and torso will become bigger to take the increased load. So your hips won't shrink but will become smaller relative to your chest and shoulders.

>>30237459
>3 years

You're a fucking joke. Stop exaggerating just so it fits with what you're too lazy to do.. You'll look much better in a few months, and after 6 you'll look better than you ever thought you could. After that it only gets better. Noob gains are pretty much enough to fix your fucking problems.

>>30237497
That;s exactly what I asked for people not to advise,
Obviously if I work out my upper body my lower body will look smaller in comparison, that doesn't solve my issue.

It looks like I'm just going to have to take testosterone and get lipo.

>>30237201
SHOO SHOO /fa/ggot

>asks for advice
>barks at advice given

>>30237003
OP I feel you, I was 130 at 6' when I was 15 and I had enormous thighs and a huge butt because of scolyosis because I spent my childhood playing WoW. Lifting will help you, itll give you confidence and a good core with wide shoulders which will make you look good with or without clothes, please don't pussy out with surgery

>>30237521
You came here asking for advice, you weren't interested in actually hearing any though. You just wanted people to reinforce the solution you'd already come up with yourself (which I might add is a piss poor one and downright lazy). Enjoy being the manlet and hungry skeleton you're destined to be

>>30237521
Test will do pretty much the exact same thing if it works as you want and will fuck your endocrine system too. Just lift, your bones won't grow bigger without stimulus.

>>30237254

To the OP, and all people who think they have Klinefelter's,

how big are your testicles? KS patients don't go thru puberty and often times have testicles the size of grapes/raisins.

>>30237372
O S L O
S
L
O

more pics of you op,show that ass

>>30237003
Do you have tiny balls? No, I'm not joking or being sexual.
You could have hypogonadism
Building muscle and losing fat could help you because the fat is primarily where testosterone is converted into estrogen.
I think you have a hormonal problem. I recommend HCG, aromasin (12.5mg every other day for at least 3 months) and testosterone (100mg every 3 days for the same 3 months)

>>30237567
Okay, but did it just increase your upper body and balance out the lower body?
How long did that take?

>>30237569
I've explicitly said in the OP that that advice isn't useful to me.

>>30237571
Blah, lift. You people's solution to everything is lifting though. Are there no spot work outs that reduce fat and size?

>>30237603
My balls are small actually :S

>>30237459
It wouldn't take three years to balance your physique, OP. I understand your concerns and your desire to straighten out your appearance promptly but you need to understand that some people can't help how their body fat is distributed. Sure, you could go ahead and eat at a caloric deficit and target your butt with body weight exercises, but spot fat reduction isn't possible. You'll have a smaller butt, but you may have to lower your BF% massively before you're happy with your figure. I've got a big ass. I tried running and dieting and yoga and calisthenics for years to little effect. Only when I began lifting along with other exercises did I notice my butt looking nicer and suiting my body better.

The fastest, easiest, and most rewarding way to improve your appearance and shape is lifting weights and doing interval cardio. daily body weight exercises too. Sorry if that's not the answer you want to hear

>>30237372
>you will never struggle to breath as this sits on your face

>>30237621
>My balls are small actually :S
How small are we talking?
Post pics for evaluation.

>>30237621
And you entered this thread with a false belief of what lifting will do for you and aren't willing to consider that you're fucking wrong. You're hopeless.

>>30237621
ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING ASKING TO SPOT REDUCE FAT?

The answer is you can, do 1000 crunches every day puffy face

>>30237621
Yeah, I just read the thread, and I'm 99% sure you have hypogonadism.
You need HCG and aromasin.
Forgoe the testosterone.

>>30237617
Are you a doctor? You guys have convinced me to go to a doctor now.

>>30237623
Thanks, that's actually helpful since you've confirmed fat spot reduction isn't possible.
It isn't what I want to hear, because I know lifting is A LONG process, and I thought there might be spot work outs that I could do at home religiously that would see fast results. But thanks you've been helpful.

>>30237665
I know lifting works, but it takes a LONG TIME and doesn't actually reduce the size which is my main concern,.

>>30237621
>Are there no spot work outs that reduce fat and size?

no. doing crunches to get rid of stomach fat does not work; same applies with all the other exercises. you cannot isolate fat loss.

stop being a lazy fuck and start lifting or go full trap mode

>>30237621
show us more of that delicious ass

>>30237621
Going from 130 lbs to 180 took me less than 1 year and a half, also I'm from a third world country and it wasn't as easy for me as its going to be for you, I once went to the states to visit my family and went from 150 to 170 in about a month. I did even out my upper body but I also work legs, trust me Op of you gain 30 pounds of muscle at low bf you'll look shredded

>>30237681
No, I'm not a doctor, but I know a bit about hormones.
You need to seen an endocrinologist.
I think you have a serious issue, your fuckable butt aside.

>>30237671
Crunches reduce hips, ass thighs?

>>30237678
I'll definitely look into that, thanks. I imagine the doctor won't be available for a few weeks though...

>>30237686
I'm getting conflicting tips here.

>>30237705
Good for you, but I don't want to get to 180lbs.
I'd just be cool with having a normal masculine body.

>>30237681
Changing your self does take a long fucking time. You think if your dream comes true and you actually have one of these rare disorders that you will be fixed overnight? You better fucking hope lifting will be all you need to be able to solve it.

>tfw OP will never be your qt trap bf

>>30237726
>Good for you, but I don't want to get to 180lbs.
>I'd just be cool with having a normal masculine body.
A normal masculine body is about 180 lbs.

Are 180 lb traps hot?

>>30237726
Lol
I wasn't recommending that you get them from a doctor
They won't give you aromasin for your problem because that'd be "off label use" and not covered by insurance/NHS
They'll probably give you HCG though, depending on the doctor and the laws where you live.
I recommend ordering the aromasin from alldaychemist.

>>30237734
This is why I'm pretty dead set on lipo.
I came here wondering if there were any other quick solutions and you've all confirmed there isn't.

Those guys confirming fat reduction spot exercises don't exist was the final nail.
I'm gonna find out about my hormonal issues, thanks to LordDongler, but I imagine I'll still get lipo as well as take the hormones.

I'm not going through another summer looking shit in white jeans.


>>30237763
Okay, thanks.... I'm not sure about taking something doctors wouldn't prescribe though.

>>30237783
>white jeans.

no one wears that shit

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>>30237763

>>30237712

MedFag here.

When LordDongler says are your testicles small, he means TINY. Not just "oh they're a bit smaller than my friend from gym class".

Refer to the diagram. Are your testicles THAT small? If they aren't, you do not have primary hypogonadism and shouldn't concern yourself about it.

Has your libido dipped? Is your sex drive OKAY? If not, there shouldn't be any serious issue really.

Sorry LordDongler, but don't go out of your way self-diagnosing people based on their appearance. There are a host of factors that affect fat distribution, primarily alpha/beta cell distribution and blood circulation. Hormones do have a role in it, but the OP would have incredibly low levels of DHT for that to be noticeable.

Feel free to ask me any questions.

>>30237783
You know you are definitely gay though right? No straight guy talks or acts like you. Its fine bro just be gay don't be scared of it. You seem frantic to look good for girls to prove you aren't gay, but you obviously are.

>>30237783
>I'm not sure about taking something doctors wouldn't prescribe though.
They can, just not for your specific issue.
It's a very well understood compound. It basically binds to your aromatase enzymes (they turn testosterone into estrogen) and in doing so destroy them.
It forces your body to produce less estrogen, which I think will solve half of your problem.

>>30237726
I just want to confirm for you that spot fat reduction is simply not possible. On the bright side, you've got a sexy ass. You could turn that into a nice bubble butt with a little time and effort. I sympathize with you about your fashion concerns, but they're largely unfounded. My waist is ~28 inches and my hips are ~32.5, so I usually wear a size 30 and I've not had any problems with slim pants.

>>30237812
One of my balls is a little smaller than the other.
Do I have cancer?

>>30237003
>building muscle isn't gonna solve my problem

Ayy lmao.

You have low test.

Lift and get urself some rons.

>>30237812
I'm 18, turning 19 but apparently late puberty according to some signs

Should I grow in height till my 22-24s? never had a growth spurth, been slowing growing, reaaally slowlyt

also I got a bit of gyno, had those mamographies and it showed some small lumps being the left one bigger than the right

will this naturally go away?

>>30237124
You really are a stupid fuck.

>>30237848

Completely normal.

>>30237783

Please don't lipo. There are so many complications like pulmonary embolisms (blood clots), persistent numbness, and nerve damage. It's just not a route you should be going before you try dieting and being on a good routine for a decent amount of time. Don't ruin the integrity of your body for image sake, and your body will still store fat in your legs/ass even after lipo.

>>30237003
work only upper body

>>30237866
I started puberty early at 10 or 11, I've still grown in height the last couple of years in my mid twenties.

I'm other words no one can say.

>>30237003
Are you sure you're not gay? Your body is perfect for being a cute bottom.

>>30237812
I don't know, I always thought my balls looked small compared to porn stars balls and guys balls on tv. But I've been told they're small.
Like, my ball sack hasn't fallen, it's still tightand pretty small like a young teenager's.
I have a healthy sex drive though.

Are those drugs LordDongler mentioned dangerous? Is Klinefelter's likely in my case?

>>30237835
How much less oestrogen though? Your body needs some,

>>30237840
I have that problem now though so your solution hasn't solved it at all. The jeans size problewm I mean.

>>30237922
>How much less oestrogen though? Your body needs some,
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/14671195
You'll have more than enough to function even with 4* the dose.

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This thread has to die, this guy is an obvious pussy who won't ever lift. Lifting is the solution but he doesn't want to hear us.

Just leave him guys, some people are so lost.

>>30237910

lmao one second the system keeps thinking my posts are "spam"

>>30237900
I'd rather not do lipo, but it's a quick solution.
How does lipo ruin the integrity on your body if done carefully and you receive proper therapy after?
I thought it was quite simple

>>30237372
i aint gay but DAMN

>>30237969
I truly think he has a hormonal problem.
There's nothing wrong with being a normal guy who doesn't lift

>>30237978
I've had that recently, if all fails pastebin it

>>30237922
>>30237994

How long, in length are your testicles? Klinefelter's is not likely to be your case. Look at the image I posted and compare your nuts to that size.

Assuming he mentioned something like HcG/Clom or Nolvadex to fix the HPTA axis or exogenous testosterone, no. None of them are dangerous.

>>30238012
thank you!

>>30238038

Adding onto this, you can cup your testicles and post an image of them, that may help. Also, is your sex drive/libido okay?

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I knew from the moment I saw op that his anus was gonna get posted.

>>30238012
True, its just coming to a fitness board looking for a solution to his appearance and shockingly we say lift, what did he expect? He probably does have some hormonal problem as you say.

>>30238038
Yeah, I recommended HCG
I don't really want to recommend a SERM to someone who doesn't understand the side effects
I would have if he said he had gyno though
>>30238051
No problem
Do, you by any chance, have any hard lumps behind your nipples?

>>30237866

Are your testicles greater than 4.5 cm?

Gyno typically goes away at age 15-16 in most males.

>>30238079
>hard lumps behind your nipples?
Trollololol

>>30238083
I dont know how to measure them, do I just grab the ball inside the sack? if so theyre a bit bigger than 5cm

also if I had late puberty could gyno go away later? fuck man I can't believe I'll have to have surgery

>>30238112
Try using letrozole and nolvadex for a few weeks first

>>30238072
No, he probably doesn't have a hormonal problem. It looks like the rest of this thread is just gonna be a circlejerk about OPs obvious hormone problems so I just wanted to say that. The current evidence of OP having hormonal problems are, he's got typical fat ass because he does no exercise and he reports his testicles are "kinda small". Fucking compelling evidence that is. Can't wait for him to be laughed out of the doctors office.

>>30238147
I can hardly even tell what I'm looking at.
How can I evaluate this?

>>30238147
Sorry for the shitty paint job lol

>>30237372
Dick status: MUH

>>30238112

Definitely do not have a hormonal problem lol. Is your sex drive okay?

If you're concerned about having a hormonal problem, do this.

> Go to WalGreens
> Pick up "SpermCheck"
> Follow the instructions

~

If you pass the test (20M/mL+ sperm in your solution), you do not have primary hypogonadism. Your testicles work.

~

If your libido is low and you're still not satisfied with yourself, go to your primary doctor and request bloodwork.

Ask for:

TT
FT (pulsatile/not very reliable)
LH (pulsatile, rely more on FSH)
FSH
E2
TSH
T3/T4
Prolactin.

>>30238147
upload it on imgur and post the link here, can't understand shit

>>30238147
is your taint smooth? w-would you sit on my dick

>>30238147
We need to see more ass to make sure what your problem is

n-no homo

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>>30238162
better?

>>30237124
Do upper body exercises and go light on your legs. Just do squats for dat test.

>>30238174

If you could answer my question about sex drive, I could help you out.

>>30238174
my sex drive is crazy, but lately I've been feeling tired and I wanna fuck but just too tired for it
but when I'm not tired I fuck 3 times and fap later before sleeping

>>30238199
lol'd

So this is a picture of your balls as you're bending over and that's them dangling but you cropped the picture to avoid showing your asshole that would be at the top?

>>30238228
Nah man the other ball is his penis.

>>30238216

You are fine.

Just have a shitty fat distribution pattern.

No need I think to pursue further tests.

Seems like you have a body image disorder. Yes, you have larger thighs. Your ass is a bit larger than normal. I'm telling you, exogenous hormones and liposuction won't fix that.

Listen to the people here and lift and see where that takes you.

>>30238228
He's stood up straight you blind bastard. Stretching his cock off to the side.

>>30238247
im not the same guy as op m8

>>30237124
must be bait

>>30237459
>not willing to work

Then enjoy looking like a bitch forever OP. Thanks for the motivation. When I leave humanity behind I'll be thinking of you.

>>30237372
BRAH BRAH

fuck im so confused

>>30238255
>>30238247

Oh. Then if the OP can answer my question that would be helpful.

>>30238246
>>30238252
That was my second guess.

I'mOP, but you;ve been giving advice to him. I'm fucking confused.

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>>30237372
Finally, a qt twink who knows to post ass without even being asked

>>30238296
You're OP?
So is this your gooch or the other guy's ?>>30238199

>>30238252
That's what I'm doing, lol

>>30237224
>implying cut=starving

Wtf man? You're a troll right? Have you even read the sticky?

>>30238312
Those are my balls.

>>30238311
You don't even know what my face looks like. You desperate people lmao.

>>30238322
I'm not here to bodybuild.

LONDON
O
N
D
O
N

>>30238317
>>30238312

OP, how big are your balls lmao?

This shit is ridiculous.

>>30237607
>/fit/ I'm on fire wat do
>dude just pour a bucket of water on yourself
>NOOOO I DONT WANNA GET WET ILL RUIN MY SKINNY JEANS
>bro if you don't pour water on yourself you'll burn to death
>WAHHHH I DONT WANNA WHY IS YOUR SOLUTION TO EVERYTHING FOR ME TO GET WET

>>30238328

Is your sex drive OKAY?

I don't know if there is a learning disorder associated with hypogonadism because this is the 4th time I've asked.

>>30238333
They're small, I posted the pic!

>>30238349
I'VE SAID IT'S FINE AND HEALTHY TWICE.

yo op put olive oil on your butt and stick a sharpie in it

>>30238328
your body is a fucktoy: creamy white skin, cute hips, succulent asshole.

We don't need to know what you look like.

>>30238358

Were you the one that said they were greater than 5 centimeters?

They don't look small.

>>30238359
>>30238360
Lmfao, I came here depressed and you fucks have made me laugh so hard.
Succulent asshole
The gay Hannibal Lector lmao.

>>30238380
No, I've never measured. It was the other guy,
So my balls aren'r tiny?

>>30238328
>You don't even know what my face looks like. You desperate people lmao.
Are yo ugly? Is it more than a little makeup can fix?

>>30238360
>your body is a fucktoy: creamy white skin, cute hips, succulent asshole.
>We don't need to know what you look like.
Also this. Post more OP. Maybe you're just a butterface.

>>30238360
Agreed

OP we're gonna need a a pic of you in them coloured trap stockings to make a proper judgement of your problem

>>30237603
Shit, my man tits at a BMI of 20, my Hips I have this shit

>>30237372
V A N C O U V E R

>>30237372
God just look at that tight boypussy, imagine how perfectly it would milk your cock sliding in and out.

>>30237003
My body used to be exactly the same as yours.

Doing SS made my hip:waist ratio a little better. I used to have a 0.8 hip:waist ratio and it was fucking terrible.

It's closer to 1:1 now.. probably

>>30238405
Klinefelters? I found out about it years ago.
I literally googled pear shaped man.
I haven';t had the balls to go to the doctor since.

>>30238391
faggot, either post more ass or get back to /fa/

>>30238403
Skirt too.

>>30238255
top kek

>>30238429
>no homo

>>30238391

Measure your testicles please. I can't really tell based on that image.

>>30238433
How long did it take to get visible results?

>>30238457
Idk how I'll just go to my doctor. But thanks, you've been great.

>>30238281
Would you mind taking a look at my balls? I don't think there's anything wrong but I'd like your opinion of them.

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>>30238457
Just tell him to post a better one.

Better lighting. Maybe by a fire while holding a thinkpad.

>>30238403
For science

>>30238482
>Hey doc, I think my nuts are a bit small

>>30237372
Be a trap, you seriously could do porn.

>>30238485
Only if they're hairless and have tight sac skin.

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>>30238482

Haha okay.

You literally just cup one testicle into your hand and measure the length (across) one of them.

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>>30238500
This isn't funny.

OP, just go the emergency room. They'll take care of you.

>>30238485

Okay lol. Post and I'll do my best to tell if they're normal. If you're really concerned, get a physical.

>>30237372
Is it possible for anyone to train their lower body to get an ass like this, or is it all genetics? This is my goal booty.

>>30237372
TRAPMODE NOW

>>30238459
3 months~

I skipped rather a lot of days due to laziness as well.

My stats are; 5'9 145 lbs
245 lb deadlift
100 lb OHP
160 lb bench
205 squat and 165 front squat (Had to stop back squatting due to lack of squat rack)

If you measure the narrowest point of my waist, it's still... pretty bad. But I have an adonis plate kinda showing that juts out, and it makes my hip:waist look 1:1 until you get to the middle where it's slightly larger, but still kinda narrow.

>>30238521
>30238521
not op but I think i have this shit and my sack is too small to do that. Is this why I cant bench more than 100 lbs at 120lbs?

>>30238558
>slighter larger than before** but narrow compared to what is below it.

>>30238558
But your ass and hips are still big?

>>30238521
MEasure how?

>>30238538
i have hemorrhoids for 2-3 years doctor did nothing just examined my ass. What do?

>>30238587

>cup a testicle into one hand
>the length from the top to the bottom of one testicle is what you're measuring
>get a ruler
>measure in inches

Not rocket science.

>>30238596

Are they hurting or causing significant pain?

>>30238613
yes they hurt very much.

>>30238596
I have them too, since mine are relatively minor my doctor told me there are minimally invasive procedures i could do to get them removed. Thankfully with no scarring, which is important to me, i just want a nice hole.

>>30238613

or actually for your testicles THIS IS BETTER.


https://xxytalks.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/orchidometer.jpg

PRINT THIS OUT IN STANDARD VIEW.

Put your testicles on the sheet to tell which one you fall into. Normal adults should be within 15-25 mL.

I did a cycle of letrozole and DNP last year. I lost a lot of the fat that I had become accustomed to around the hips area, which is the main issue you have; it gives you a feminine posture, walk, all sorts of subtle things. Trying to lose fat in that area naturally never worked. I was literally underweight with easily visible ribs at one stage but my behind was still so large it jiggled. I'm not sure what you're meant to do when you're unhealthly skinny but certain areas still have excess fat, but taking the drugs definitely worked. I'd recommend that. You can buy both things online through deep web marketplaces.

>>30238166
Kek

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>>30238538
Cigarette for reference because it's a known length, 10 cm

>>30238636

Okay man, I suggest you get another doctor and in the mean time take some pain meds to deal with the pain. Unfortunately, I don't know too much about that subject area. Sorry.

>>30238613
not OP

are hemorroids dangerous or something to worry about? I think I got one, shit seems to get swole when I have big shits, and sometimes I might feel a lil lump but thats it

>>30238587
My ass got a bit.. smaller. I think it's because my ass was fat, but I dropped bf % while gaining muscle, so my ass is a lot more shapely now. It actually looks like a dude's ass 100% now. Damn you, I had to check my ass in a mirror due to your post.

My hip hasn't changed sizes. I don't think it's even possible to even change the sizeof your hip; you can only hope that your love handles/adonis plate expands to make it look like your hip:waist ratio is 1:1.

The middle of my waist is still pretty narrow, but it got a bit thicker. It actually looks... kinda aesthetic. I'd rather be like this than like door brah.

>a twink thread ask for help
>suddenly hes not gay
>tfw i want to fuck a twink now

fuck you op.

>>30237003
I have 5+ years pling/bbing

Give me your skype so I can give you a buncha info OP

>>30238573
Sticky

>>30238688
pling/bbing?

>>30238664
those are ugly balls

>>30238700
Powerlifting/bodybuilding

>>30238636
toppest kek

>>30238700
Powerlifting/Bodybuilding

He wants to meet you in a gym... for private training lessons. His private gym.

>>30238664

Um should be normal. They look 4-5 cm. Print out the orchiodometer sheet:

https://xxytalks.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/orchidometer.jpg

View which one you fall into.

Normal males should be 15-25 mL

>>30237201
Jesus man you're gay as fuck. Become a trap. You have the perfect mindset and body for it.

>>30238700
Powerlifting and bodybuilding.

He's going to go full bearmode right into your ass.

>>30238721
I'm the boss of this gym.

>>30238713
Let's see yours m80 put your balls where your mouth is

>>30238672

If they are causing pain, they should be of your concern.

>>30238752
as long no pain theyre fine right? never had pain

>>30238672
If they get infected they can lead to serious complications and will require expensive and invasive surgery to fix. If you have them you definitely want to get them removed / treated sooner rather than later.

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>>30238664
OP Here
those are like 3 times the size of mine...
I'm confused as fuck right now. I'm just gonna book an apointment,

>>30237124
>>30237372
>>30237003

>Please help me!!!!
Well you-
>SHUT UP YOU DON'T KNOW ME YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH EVERYTHING YOU TELL ME TO DO IS STUPID AND IT WON'T HELP ME EVEN THOUGH I KNOW NOTHING ABOUT FITNESS OR THE HUMAN BODY OR HOW IT'S GOING TO AFFECT ME

>>30237922
>Like, my ball sack hasn't fallen,
KEK

>>30238104
gyno is a serious issue, faggot

>>30238776

HNNNNGGG, ayy bby wam sum fuk?

>>30238776

top fucking kek.

Go trap mode already or jump on the test train straight away.

>>30238776

Oh lol.

>>30238199

So these weren't yours?

You actually may have Klinefelter's. Holy shit lol.

>>30238549
i notice grills tend to ask this question alot.
its just where his fat deposits, or in other words, genetics

>>30238776

OP, go full trap. i swear than you will go better. damn... i hope than all the twinkies post here too.

Where's that skype OP, or do you wanna get asked LONDON on /fit/ for the rest of your bodybuilding career?

>>30237003
>building muscle will not solve my problem.

You could get two people on either side of you to hammer those hips in.

Ooooor you can build muscle around your waist and upper body to reduce that girlish ratio...

>>30238815

Print out the orchiodometer sheet

https://xxytalks.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/orchidometer.jpg

and post your testicle size.

>>30237254
You're more likely to have Down's than you are to have Klinefelter. Plus people with Klinefelter have such an abnormal body in adolescence, mainly due to the fact that they don't go through puberty, that in the western world you would be diagnosed before you reached adulthood. Finally, OP is a manlet and people with Klinefelter tend to be taller than average.

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>>30238815
>You actually may have Klinefelter's. Holy shit lol.

This thread is now 10/10

>>30238776
Mine are 5cm according to my ruler so you got a problem. I got a big dick tho

You should become a trap you look like my ex girlfriend but with a cuter nose and bluer eyes
>>30238724
I'm on my phone right now but I just measured them around 5cm each. thanks for looking at my balls.

>>30238815
My face looks Klinefelters???
I've thought that for years after googling pear shaped man, lol.

Thanks guys.
Pretty sure I'm going to just get a way to increase testosterone and get lipo.
If I have an XXY Chromosome I doubt lifting will do much.

>>30238776
PLEASE let me fuck you.
Also post more ass

>>30238828
I'm not a bodybuilder...
Why do you want my skype? Can't you post tips on here.

>>30238724
>https://xxytalks.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/orchidometer.jpg

The nut at 25 is massive. People's balls are that big?

>>30238776
Start a perma-cycle of letro and test. Seriously. If you don't lift whatsoever then you won't put on much muscle and you'll lose how oddly proportioned you are.

>>30238776
OP, if you don't become a trap, then there definitely is no god.

not op but i think i have this should i upload a pic

>>30237372
>Getting bigger is not attractive to most girls, not does it look good in clothes.
you having yourself a giggle m8?

>>30238861

You legit are stupid lmao.

Before, jumping to assumptions, do the orchiodometer thing I said for the third time dude.

~

KS males are infertile. They do not produce sperm. That's something you should know if you do have KS. Additionally, as far as phenotypic variation after testosterone, it varies. Some people don't see much change after testosterone use, some do. Lipo should not be the answer.

>>30238890
pic of ass

>>30238882
No, I need to give detailed workout and nutrition plans that'll change as your weight fluctuates. If you read the sticky you'll see that it's not bullshit and that I really need that skype

OP you need to start roiding and eating 6000 calories a day straight away.

>>30238836

"This chromosome constitution (karyotype) exists in 1:500 to 1:1000 male live births"

per wikipedia with 3 sources. that's not that low a frequency and some people with it don't show any signs

>>30238886
>>https://xxytalks.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/orchidometer.jpg

Make sure the measurement is 1 inch as provided for that image. You may be zoomed in. And yes, it's pretty standard.

>>30238890

Could potentially help you if you're not as stubborn as the OP.

>>30238861

Do you grow facial hair? Much body hair?

>>30238776

A M S T E R D A M

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>>30238919

60% of people with KS actually never find out. And it's actually one of the most common genetic disorders.

op could be/fit/'s assbro.
or maybe... what if op IS assbro??

>>30238861
You don't have klinefelters, you'd be much taller if you did.

Please dont poision and and age your body with test either.

You're literally perfect

>>30238887
Letro? What's a perma-cycle?

>>30238888
I'm atheist.

>>30238899
Well I def produce sperm. Idk how to measure balls, I think they're small though. I'll just see my doctor, but thanks.

>>30238890
Yes

>>30238902
How am I supposed to post my skype without all of these guys that want to ass rape me knowing it too?

>>30238925
No, I can't really grow facial hair and I don;t grow a lot of body hair either. Klinefelter?

>>30238952
If I was perfect I'd have broad shoulders, narrow hips and a tight tiny ass.

>>30238954
Okay, I got you. My skype is thick_sausage, sorry for the weird name but my family makes sausages for a living and I didn't see the sexual innuendo in it at the time.

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>>30238776

>>30238969
Like fuck am I adding a guy called thick_sausage to skype LOL
If you guys didn't do anything, you sure as fuck cheered me up tonight. I'm laughing.

>>30237003
>I repeat, building muscle will not solve my problem.

Yes it will.

>>30238952

Incorrect. Only a small percentage of people with KS exhibit tall stature.

The most recurring symptoms, by this, I mean (99.9%<) are:

Small Testicles
Infertility
Elevated LH/FSH.

Get an OTC sperm test OP.

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>>30238997
How? Explain how building muscle will reduce the size of my hips, ass and thighs.

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>>30238993
Dude I'm being serious, I make sausages for a living and I thought the name fit

>>30238993
Add me on skype. Name is: TWINK_DESTROYER69

Captcha: hatin

>>30239012

Testicles are normal size?

>>30237003
well op you will be surprised to hear this...99 percent men look like you unless they start lifting through work or excercise. You think fucking upper body grows on trees?

>>30239030
my sack is so cold lemme go measure

>>30239021
my sides

>>30239008
please let me fuck that face

>>30237003
Can you post a pic of your upperbody, we need to see how wide your shoulders are.

Also if you post a pic of your stomach in good lighting, we can tell if your fat deposits are in the areas where they normally are for women.

If it looks that bad after posting those pics then yeah hop on the juice

>>30238919
That's about a 0.15% chance of a male having it then. However, as you say, some people with the syndrome show no symptoms, so they don't really count. Assuming they account for at least a fifth of the people with the condition then a more accurate number would be 0.12% chance of having it. That's 1 in 8334 men with the syndrome.

>>30238969
>>30239021
>>30239025
I'm laughing and I can't stop. Fuck my roommates are going to think I'm retarded.

>>30239008
You look like a woman, I don't. You definitely have some hormonal imbalance. You legitimately look female.

>>30239012
Very similar body shapes though :S
Have you done anything about it? Have you really never heard of it? I googled.

>>30239018
It won't reduce the size of your hips, ass, and thighs. You can't reduce the size of bone. Lipo will do nothing for wide hips.

However, broad shoulders and lats will give the illusion of smaller hips. You will end up with a thick masculine looking core.

Focus on vertical push and pull movements.

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>>30239008

>would wife if no penis

>>30239044
Not gay. Never have been never will be. Go look for a girlfriend. Not sure why you faggots ever liked traps.

>>30239008
You are cute as fuck. Please post pics of you like OP did.

>>30239064
Please bro I'll let you have some of my sausages for free after

I get them for free because my family makes them

>>30239008

You literally have a 9/10 face. Like holy shit.

>>30237812
Could fapping be a factor

>>30239053
>8334
833.4*

>>30239008
Can you post your ass? We need to determine the bf% of it just to see if you really have what OP has.

We're here to help.

>>30239008
post more please

>>30239008
As I previously mentioned, post pics of ass for proper assessment.

>>30239036
No they don't.

>>30239087
LLmfao you guys are insane.

>>30239030
7 MM as an 18 yo

>>30239008

You are cute.

>>30239087

Potentiall for your libido. Porn induced erectile dysfunction is a real thing that is slowly being recognizd by the medical community.

>>30239008
You are so pretty, even though you may not like looking like a girl, could you please post some body pics, mabye the stomach if you're that shy?

If you're not that shy then mabye some lowerbody pics, please?

>>30239085
>>30239083
>>30239073
>>30239094
Calm down. I'm a guy. I like to do guy stuff. With my bros. Posting nudes is off limits. We can play some vidya or watch anime but nothing homo

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>>30239064
Why don't you be nice?
Some of us like you.

>>30239008
Can see anal?

>>30239008
Are you naturally blonde

post curves

>>30239115

7 mm? Do you mean 7 mL^3? 7 millimeters?

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>>30238969
>>30239021
>>30239025

This thread.

holy shit my sides

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>>30237003
My god. My first visit to this board out of desperation and you have the same problem except I'm a female pear shape. I used to do horse riding and dabble in ballet/gym for a few weeks at a time but currently do no more exercise than DDR once a week because I have ALWAYS had chunky legs. Dad has huge quads/hams and have mother's fat distribution on top of said quads that stick out over my knees. If I squat or ride they get huge. Even when I was anorexic my thighs wouldnt skinny down. My thighs are as big as my waist (23inches) makes buying jeans a pain and looks a bit masculine. It's not even like I'm just fat...

>>30239140
7 mm long, very cold here in OH visiting family so sack is shriveled as well

>>30239128
lemme get that skype so I can discuss anime with you bro

>>30239115

>7 MM as an 18 yo

Balls the size of M&Ms ?

>>30239118
Medfag

How to deal with pron and fapping addiction.

>>30239146
Who is that?

I genuinely came here for advice and basically reassurance that I was making the right decision.
I've got that now.
This is literally just a comedy thread now, lol.

>tfw wide hips
>tfw bubblicious ass
>have wide as fuck shoulders though and wide jaw

am I safe from this

>>30239156
fuck off you attention whoring slut

>>30239170

I don't know who that is dude

>>30239056
always just thought I was reallly obese. Up like 10 from normal right now but fuck it this sucks

>>30239156
Piss off

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>>30239160
What kind of anime do you watch?

Do you have steam? And remember no homo shit. You do anything to try and hut in me or something and I'll fucking block your ass.

>>30239170
Sorry that my fucking life's work is a comedy to you dude

>>30239156
It's hard to see in clothes, take a pic similar to mine to show hips etc.
Not perving just advice.

And no offence, but I don't think it's a huge issue for a girl. Maybe I'm wrong.
I guess all clothes are made for straight and narrow men and women.

>>30239156
the fuck

>>30239128
Let's watch some anime then. It's cold out so we better get a blanket. Can you see the screen okay? Let me brush that hair out of your face and behind your ear.

You can play video games, I'll just make you some eggs and oatmeal and watch you eat. It's cute how you have a little food on your chin without noticing because you're so engrossed in your game.

Hope you're squatting.

>>30239156

shoo shoo we are talking to cute ladymen ITT

>>30239156
You are attention whoring on the wrong board, m'lady

>>30239168
abnormally large peanut M&Ms yes

>>30239156
>Female pear shape
Absolutely disgusting.

I cant fap to this.

WAIT. HOLD THE FUCK UP

This >>30239008 is a dude ?! Is this a ruse?

>>30239174
only way to find out is if u post ass anon

>>30239156
r u horse freak

as long as you keep toned its hot.

post pic

>>30239156
Bitch, you better have a cute pair of balls.

This isn't a comedy thread, a unknown amount of people on /fit/ like girly looking guys, could yall just post some more body pics, please.

If you hate how you look like then go into the steroid general threads and find out where to get roids from if you don't like your body so much.

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>>30239193
Yeah I got steam. I've been watching Jojo lately, but my favorite series is Eva. This is my steam profile, not even fucking joking.

>>30239008
I'm pretty sure this is a random woman and not the guy behind the post.

Wow, you guys sit there jerking your cocks over two men, a girl comes in and you all tell her to fuck off.
Wow.

Girl person, feel free to ignore the trolls, Some people will give you good advice. I've had a lot of help.

Better yet make a new thread.

>>30239159

Definitely have some sort of hypogonadism.

Your sex drive low?

>>30239169

Don't fap.

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>>30239156

Hello M' lady

>>30239193
add me on steam bruh its nanabanan

>>30239114
yes they fucking do. You probably never done anything much that puts pressure on your upper body. No matter who fuck you are you will look like a sissy. Fuck consider gardening or getting a job moving boxes or idk LIFTING. There are fucking women more built then you man the fuck up, this whole thread has to be bait.

>>30239008
are you fucking serious? the ass didn't get me but this definitely did

>>30239193
do u like art

>>30239241
im on 4chan and not /fit/ im obvs a virgin
fap daily though

>>30239128


Oh no, you took your picture down! :(

>>30239256
It wasn't me. It was mods?

>>30239156
>My thighs are as big as my waist
lol, not if that's you in the picture.

>>30239238
Get a load of this faggot

>>30239254

Definitely still should go to your primary doctor if your testicles are 7 MILLIMETERS.

>>30239262
ru gonna add me on steam orrrrrrrrrrrrr

>>30239156
>female pear shape
>bad thing
stop it

What the fuck is going on in this thread

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>>30239234
I can't handle the thick sausage. Its too much for me.

>>30239234
>>30239243
I'll add you guys later.. Remember any homo shit and blocked.
>>30239251
What kind? During highschool I did like art. Digital graphics and painting, but after bullied I don't do much anymore.

>>30239248
fuck, what was it

>>30239238
>these gentlemen are not treating you fairly, m'lady. Please make haste to a new location where you will receive the service you are so deserving of.

>>30239273
thanks medfag think I might just suicide but appreciate help

>>30239285
Thats sad, I'm sure you can pick that stuff up again. You seem sweet.

>>30239193
Timber Lockjaw

>>30239238
I want to post the "If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen!" picture in response to this but you're actually right. The guy literally posts a picture of his asshole and no one accuses him of attentionwhoring.

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>>30239262

HE DOES IT FOR FREE!

>>30238776
OP you just came here to attention whore. Not that I'm complaining.

No woman past the age of 20 is gonna find your boyish body attractive, better become a trap.

>>30239285
lel
The least kind of art I like is digital.

Maybe you could look more manky with shorter hair.
post an abdomen pic, wanna see if my hips are as big as yours

>>30239293
Not even the case, she comes here for advice ON TOPIC and you're all bullying her.
What did your mothers do to you?
She's more welcome here than you dudes and your thick sausages LOL

>>30239286
you missed the most prettiest face you would have ever seen in your life, and you missed it, not even joking

>>30239326
dude I can literally pick you up with one hand and lower you onto my 'thick sausage', keep talking shit though we'll see who the real man is soon enough

>>30239273
how would you define fap addiction

>>30239332
I'm a dude. You realize that right? I'm job pretty. Stop that.

>>30239300

Lol man, you're FINE. The medical community is so advanced that you'll feel 100% normal with the proper treatment and it'll be almost immediate. Just go to a doctor!!

Anyways, i'm going to go smoke a bowl, if any of you guys have questions, post a new thread or address me on this thread, Bump limit is reached so ye

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>>30239285
Do you like Greek art?

>>30239285
You do realise that it's going to be 100% homo, right? It might take them a few days, but it'll degrade into that.

You secretly want it.

>>30239286
I thought it was OP's face but I think it was some other dude

>>30239336

Low libido. Weakish erections. Not satisfied with your sex drive.

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>>30239285
>>30239342

>>30239323
It's why I'm getting lipo son.
I pretty much came here to see if anyone had any fat reducing spot work outs, it's been confirmed they don't exist.
So I'm going to find money somewhere and get lipo.
Also do some test if advised.

>>30239341
Medfag, do you have your own thread with Med advice?
Roid General is a piece of shit, but you have solid advice.

>>30239234
>Thick sausage
>that avatar
Much sides