ITT: Women for low test men.
>>30133846
>>30133858
Chubby chaser pls go. You bring shame to /fit/. Scooby would be disappointed in you.
>>30134010
Scooby was literally a homosexual
>>30133858
>>30134010
More to love
>>30134048
more 2 luv xDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>30134056
This bitch needs to clean her room
>>30134026
>was
;_;
scooby is kill?
>>30133846
Moar!!
Because >>30134053 looks like >>30134026
Why do you lowtest try to pretend that those girls aeent attractive? I'd fuck every lowtest girl in this thread
>>30134088
I'd fuck pretty much any girl out there at this point. It's been a while.
>>30134092
Don't get desperate bro, just find that cute/decent shy girl in class and make her your wife
>>30134088
>>30134053
>>30133846
Any high estrogen alpha females ITT?
>>30134108
goddamn
>angie why dont you go sit with your uncle so i can take a picture
>>30134108
>>30134333
Damn, you just know that he's got a semi.
>>30134333
I like Angie as much as the next guy but I'm always so disappointed at how many guys are incapable of noticing the glaringly obvious fact that her tits are always crushed up into her neck by a bra at least three sizes too small.
I've never seen a picture of her with normal tits in a normal, non-totally smashed into her chest position.
As soon as she took that bra off you'd be so disappointed.
>>30134529
That's just how natural tits are.
>>30134495
At that age she probably thought that every man always has one.
>>30134439
>>30134561
Confirmed for having never touched a woman.
>>30134561
The two pictures of Angie in this thread - you're seriously saying that is tits in their natural position?
Dudes right her bras are way too small for her, her tits are going to be a disgusting droopy mess by the time she's 25.
>>30134596
>>30134611
No, you idiots. I'm saying natural tits are just saggier and droopier, especially when they're that big.
>>30134593
this is now an angie thread
>>30134529
>As soon as she took that bra off you'd be so disappointed.
Only if you have unrealistic (read: virginy) expectations.
>>30134593
>>30134593
>you will never have a qtp2t gf
>>30134643
excellent idea
>>30134643
>>30134664
iktfb
>>30134677
even without tits on display she's cute
>that perfect hourglass
>>30134701
>>30134690
brehs, is her bf a manlet?
Mnalets: 1 Lankets:0
>>30134716
Must be, Angie is a femlet. He has a good face tho.
>>30134746
>>30134716
and he looks like he lifts, when will it be my turn
>>30134765
Probably never, girls like her are rare.
>>30134780
i-i have faith, i know alot of hot spanish chicas. one that even looks like angie without the perfect body
>>30134716
she got a new bf??
>>30134070
>scooby is kill?
No
>>30134793
I wish you luck. I banged a chick with a similar body type once, though her face was nowhere near as cute. It was disappointing.
>>30134611
>her tits are going to be a disgusting droopy mess by the time she's 25.
Quite the opposite. Her tits will be better off for her having worn bras all the time.It's the only way to counteract gravity.
>>30134854
wish you luck too
>>30134799
no clue
>>30134026
Never trust a corset unless the grill is obviously slender.
>>30134919
im out
>>30134975
dont be
>>30134985
shower and christmas dinner breh, keep it alive nd ill be back thouh
>>30134529
>disappointed to see Angie's fits
You gay or sumthin?
>>30135009
i'll try
>>30134070
yes he passed away this morning
rip in pieces scoobert
>>30134535
disgusting 12 year old boy body.
>>30134056
Fucking hot what's her name
>>30135362
angie varona
>>30134780
> girls like her are rare
no
>>30135449
Yes.
>>30135449
It depends on where you live. . . Demographics play a role.
Having lived in the east coast, the midwest, and west coast a girl like Angie Varona is more likely to be found in the west. She would be considered a solid 9/10 in the Midwest.
>>30134053
hahaha dat frontbutt
>>30135582
she'd be considered at least an 8 just about anywhere
>>30135483
she might be a midget whore but damn Angie still looks good
>>30135638
Yeah her tits are definitely not natty.
>b-but they are
Until someone posts her bare tits they're not natty.
>>30135546
Angie is my waifu
>>30134529
she's pretty average with an above average ass and push up bra tits.
look at her stomach in the pic you are quoting she looks like shit..which is why she's always covering up
>>30134690
>instagram whore
>cute
pick one
>>30135674
>push up bra tits.
>look at her stomach in the pic you are quoting she looks like shit..which is why she's always covering up
m8...
>>30135411
kek
idiot
>>30135735
>dat nose
no wonder she has almost no pics from the side
>>30135804
is it sour grapes time?
>>30135652
>impotent lanklet resorts to name-calling
might as well commit suicide now sooner than later
>>30135918
original pic?
>>30134643
>angle
>REAL womyn have CURVES
Angie was much less attractive than I thought once she was on tv and stopped being jpegs
I would still obliterate her, but lets just say she photographs very well
>>30135674
Congratz, your homosex
>>30134799
they're engaged
>>30134985
what's her snapchat?
>>30134333
Can someone shop supermangs face from the babby pic on that
>muh hi test
>>30133846
breh...
>>30134922
Except that's not a corset. That's a one piece swimsuit and it's kinda hard to hide fat in those.
>>30136475
>>30136819
beat me to it
>>30134643
based angie is perfect 10
I veto this thread.
HTAM thread starting now.
>>30137018
SJW detected. You're not fooling us you fat cow...
>>30137093
Bones are for the dog.
Meat is for the Man!
>>30137158
Yes, but you are posting tubs of lard.
>>30137158
>>30137197
Stop posting these bony bitches.
>>30137212
bet you like rita ora
>>30137212
>being attracted to women who couldn't even do a single pull-up
>>30137253
I don't care, as long as she can pull my cock.
>>30137273
>folds
>>30137273
below average tier tits but good ass
not fit at all
Where does this Angie Varona live? I'm seriously contemplating about a little B&E and non-consensual sex.
>>30137286
Her ass is so damn fat I don't care.
Being fit doesn't matter.
>>30137336
Miami iirc
>>30136782
Who is that in the middle?
>>30137344
Personally, I'm attracted to wide hips, not useless lumps of oxygen-wasting flesh.
>>30137388
Hips are the best.
>>30137419
wide hips ≠ fat hips
A thin body lets you tell whether a woman has wide hips because she's well built or because she's fat.
Does "low test" mean "low testosterone"?
>>30137449
That's idiotic, fat enhances wide hips.
>>30137496
No it doesn't. Wide hips are attractive because it's a sign that he bone structure is well suited for childbirth. Even if you're just fucking her and don't intend on it going anywhere, you're still deluding yourself if you think the fat is an attractive trait or even compounds it.
>>30134056
This girl gives me a boner what the fuck
>>30137514
The must possible attractive girl is muscly with 0% bodyfat.
>>30137538
To me the most attractive girl is a wide hipped girl with a sensible body fat percentage, who's fairly fit too.
>>30137538
>0% bodyfat.
She's dead, Jim
>>30137158
Tumblr pls go.
>>30137273
>>30137344
Gross. Fat girls are literal gains goblins.
Fit girls will go to the gym/on hikes/to do fun shit with you. Fat girls will whine at you for not sitting on the couch watching E! with them and they'll get self-conscious and defensive as fuck if you ever get better looking than them.
>>30137419
Their hips aren't necessarily any wider than a thin girl's. They're just carrying Ziplocs of adipose on the sides.
Besides, wide hips are supposed to suggest healthy pregnancies, and these overweight girls you're posting are actually less likely to have healthy pregnancies than normal-weight women.
>>30137577
>To me
We're learning
What happened to the Angie thread?
(Danielle Pertusiello also acceptable)
>>30137678
Chubby chaser pls go make your own thread.
Oh wait, it'll get deleted because your fat bitches have nothing to do with fitness.
>>30137659
I guess girlfriends can have any personality when you imagine them.
>>30137696
Sorry bro, married eight years to a climber chick.
Dated some fat girls when I was in college. Without exception, they whined and bitched at me whenever I made an effort to improve myself. It made them realize how shit they were.
Pic related is all too common when it comes to the crabs in a bucket attitude of fatties.
>>30137677
That's like saying having bigger muscles on your shoulders don't count towards making it wider.
>>30137344
BREHS
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>>30137726
The only reason wider hips are more attractive is because they subconsciously make you believe she'll have a healthier pregnancy. This makes sense when you live in a hunter-gatherer society where overweight and obesity are pretty much impossible due to food scarcity.
These days, excess food is everywhere, and our reptile brains haven't caught up yet. Fat hips aren't attractive like wide pelvises are. Fat girls are more likely to have complications during pregnancy.
>>30137659
Who is that? She looks like she has an amazing personality.
Also, I want to cum on her abs.
More angie plz boys
>>30134890
Bras weaken the muscles women use to keep their breasts perky. Google it. Bras make tits more saggy. Seems counter intuitive, but it's true.
>>30137790
What's her snapchat? None of the moralfags on /r/angievarona would give it to me
>>30137212
>>30137273
>>30137344
>>30137419
>>30137496
>>30137678
>>30137803
Idk sorry breh.
I'm out of Angie so here's some Kavaliar.
>>30137842
>>30137344
Dear God.. hold me brehs...
Welp... time to masturbate.. be back soon
>>30137849
>>30137877
>>30137852
I thought that was a fucking dog in clothes
>>30137883
Damn chubby chasers ruining every thread they're in.
>>30137872
do you always need to tell us when you are about to fap? fuck off cockstrap
>>30133846
Name?
>>30137958
angie varona
>>30137793
only by a couple of inches. eventually, all natural breasts will sag.
>>30135242
>the neckbeard said sobbing into his comforter so that his parents upstairs couldn't hear him
>>30137212
Tumblrina pls go.
BREHS...?
>>30138036
>tfw you will never be that cat
>tfw you will never know that feel
look at that fucker's expression
>>30137915
>not sharing your life with fit
>>30137627
chuckled slightly
>>30138067
10x8 is minimum for an Angie-level girl.
>>30137344
Agree with you anon.
>>30138067
Sweet Jesus dat camel toe..
god damn
>>30134664
Not with that attitude you aren't
>>30137744
>The only reason wider hips are more attractive is because they subconsciously make you believe she'll have a healthier pregnancy.
Because, it's like, definitely not the symmetry of form or the preference of wide curves in a figure, or the indication of mass and sexual strength. No no, definitely evolutionary psychology.
You're at the club and this girl smacks your bf's ass. What do you do? Btw this girl is 5'1 and has D cups.
>>30137696
Man
Hot black chicks with hair like that make me diamonds. Wood berry.
>>30138359
that gold collar needs to be yanked BREHS
who >afraidtohaveadaughter here
>>30138394
you like collars?
>>30138067
I don't think I've ever seen a girl as hot as her in real life.
I've seen these bitches up close and in person, but they barely come close.
>>30138251
Where do you think those preferences come from dipshit
>>30138456
My dick
Well, I'm done for tonight. Hope you enjoyed it.
>>30138497
Ty based anon
>>30138456
Except that there are hundreds of individual preferences, and many of them do not include wide hips. You do realize evolutionary psychology is a fucking joke, rght?
The older I get, the more I realise I don't actually have a "type".
Skinny girls can be very cute, their girly little bodies are hot. Girls who lift, with big, thick thighs and solid butts, are also incredibly attractive. Girls with a little bit of pudge are good, girls with flat chests are good, girls with nice big titties are good.
I just enjoy the feminine form.
>>30138610
that
>>30138610
>just enjoy the feminine form
>feminine form
>>30138610
yup
>>30134799
>keeping track of whom angie varona is dating
>>30138528
I like you quite a lot
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