The day I really started living was the day I cut all the fatties, junkies and faggots out of my life. Never looked back. The sooner you realise you dont need negative people in your life the better mate.
too fuckin right i realized far too late this guy is a shit
sorry if it doesn't make sense i'm just getting the interesting bits
basically he's been wanting to see this grill that's into me for some time and he's mad as hell she agreed to go on a date
now he's blowing up on facebook
they dated for like a week (she felt bad for him, didnt even fuck l o l)
Youre obviously the better man here
>more physically appealing (no homo)
If that purple gelatin monster really cared for that girl he would see that hes garbage and it would be better for her to be with you
I doubt she would even do anything with him
You can actually turn this fat fucks life around OP.
Fuck his bitch, and in turn he'll want to better.
thanks that's very kind of you
i'll get you a pic of him in a sec
>he's spent £1500 on her
I'm 23, he's 19/20
and he went to bed.
i can get the very start of it when he first asked me why i was talking to her if you want
i don't know what to do. christ
Stop trying to reason with this fuck, in our lives we are entitled only to what we work for, and sometimes not even that. If he truly wants to be with her or any woman he must begin his journey on becoming the übermensch instead of wallowing in communal pity. Fuck his oneitis, and one day he may learn
Alright, real talk, not even from a /fit/ standpoint,
This dude isn't worth your time or energy. His body reflects his personality, i'd know, i used to be there. 300 pounds of self destructive food eating. These are people that don't WANT to get better. They are the type that would rather blame the world for their misfortune instead of picking themselves up and working towards their desires. I've had quite a few friends I've just had to drop. It wasn't because I was super aesthetic and they weren't.
but it's because their attitude is a drain on your energy and eventually will try to keep you in the same state that they are in.
It's the worst feeling ever, thinking that you gave up on someone, but that's not YOUR fucking issue.
You're not jesus.
Not the best picture of her i can get I know, and that face but she's got a great ass and tits
I just want to pump and dump her and I don't think she's even worth all this hassle
I just... I don't even, man. Yeah, I've kind of had the same feelings as beta boy but goddamn, lick it and stick it. It really isn't your fault that she wants nothing sexual to do with him and she and you both are interested in each other. There are two different sides to this.
1. How good of a friend has this guy been to you? When you're down and feeling like an ass, will he bro out with you and just give you some chill time to get shit off your chest?
2. Is this bitch a 2 finger fuck that you can forget about and never want to date, or is she someone that you want to keep spending a significant amount of time with? Do you want to bang her out of spite, just to fuck with fatty on a subconscious level?
You know, I'm feeling shitty over my LTR breakup last week, but holy shit this guy's about to kill himself over a week long relationship he spent $1500 on, and it makes me feel pretty good about my own situation and my life. At least I'm not that guy
Well thats that mang. He just said sorry we cant be friends after that little heart 2 heart.
I would board the train to poundtown tomorrow and never look back. I've been in this situation. srs.
>Girl wants D.
>my friend fucking loves this chick, but never makes a move.
>Friend moves away. I hang out with chick. Give D.
>Friend accepts it for what it is.
>I stop talking to girl. but am still cool with her.
>Months later friend comes to party and invites girl.
>Friend says how hes gonna fuck her that night. I encourage him to.
>Girl says we should fuck in the nearest bedroom.
>I say nah friend is here and that would kill him.
I should say here that I rarely get pussy. ever. and this was a free ticket to straight up fuck this girl. The thirst was and is still real.
>Years later friend still hangs out with girl and has yet to bang.
worth a whirl for a night but jesus i can't understand your friends obsession
You need to protect your fatty friend.
And the only way to do that, is to tap that ass, and make him realise she's not worth shit.
You may lose a friend (very beta friend at that)
But he will perhaps turn into a man, and then you will have saved a life.
>friends aren't meant to be with their friends ex
fucking americans. he's not even getting this right, you don't do it because you don't want to be sloppy seconds, not because you don't want her to have sex
>fucking your friends gf or crush
bro, not cool. I've done it before and I felt like a real fucking dickhead after. Unless shes 10/10 would bang then marry, its not worth it if he's your friend
>against the Bro code
If your his friend, then don't fuck w/ ur bud's ex or crush.
Out of the billions of people you pick his feel shit.
If your not friends do whatever.
Yepppp, I used to be really fat and really possessive and I can say that he's lucky to have had her at any point (did he get to fuck her at all?) I would've killed for any attention that wasn't from a landwhale during my fat days. Goddamn.
I'm just repeating everyone else at this point, but being fat and being sexually active is a rarity, and if he's able to charm a woman while fat then he's doing a huge disservice to himself by not getting in better shape.
Also, how is it that people have money to burn on women but are this weak emotionally? How do they have the savvy to be financially successful but fail at everything else? It completely eludes me.
You are destroying your friends life over a 4/10 slag.
yeah nah your a cunt
sorry for the faggy talk on my part i got back from bonfire night drinks and was pretty off it
>I would rather you chat up my 13 year old sister
Is there a more pathetic people in existence than Britbongs?
>against the Bro code
>I would rather you chat up my 13 year old sister
you faggots are missing the big picture. if OP backs off the fatty will stay a beta and keep throwing money at the grill.
OP`s fucking her triggers a natural selection scenario. either the fatty realizes hes gotta change his ways or perishes. either way, everyone wins.
lol u guys
i really do want to help him and i've offered to bring him to my gym and put him on the bags for boxing and get him fitter
he's a cokehead and takes bipolar medicine and it messes with him. i don't want to see him hurt
he watches my little pony too
you gave decent advice and he flat shut you down.
if you want to end this shit for good just send a picture of you hugging his crush on a date / in bed whatever
if you don't trust him to figure his shit out on his own offer to help: get him to start cardio, lifting, etc
if he rejects that too he's a lost cause and you should cut him off for a while for everyone's sake
i really do want to help him, but goddamn he's being such a shit
Look, I know you want to help him, but you can't help people who don't want to help themselves.
Look out for yourself. Don't pander to him. Don't set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.
>I haven't got anyone else.
who the fuck is he talking to then. stop letting him act like a whiny entitled cunt. when you get married, he's gonna threaten to kill himself if you don't call off the wedding
My high school advisor was married to a short, stocky, somewhat overweight British man... and I think I wasn't the only girl to have a crush on him. He was a really cool, funny but steady dude with an amazing deadpan delivery. It's not always about the looks.
he's trying to lay down the groundwork for his ultimate coming-out, when she realizes she's been in love with him this whole time, and now they can move to alaska like they always wanted
well, i don't know what else to post /fit/, i really did want to help him but i've got a date to see tomorrow and he's begging me not to 'do anything'.
>against the bro code
Whoa jeez, that was fast.
Like I said, don't set yourself on fire to keep yourself warm. Tell him that if he wants the girl, he has to make a move, and that it's really selfish of him to claim any kind of "dibs" on her when absolutely nothing is going on.
Go on your date, have fun.
topkek defending a prick that just wants to get his dick wet by going after his best friends crush.
If natural selection occurs, let it be another guy. Trust is gone and speaks loudly of OP's character.
Britbong OP is a good dude, your fat friend is both physically and mentally ill, you're handling this about as well as possible. Good on you brah
helping your friend by fucking his bitch, yea your no jedi
see now, if the guy lost weight, fixed his ears, and cut his hair, he would have a definite shot with her. TRAIN HIM OP. HE NEEDS YOU
he ain't my best friend.
the broest thing he ever did was give me a ride back to my house only after I gave him £20 drunkenly.
also pls give forearm exercise ideas
Just call off the date, tell her you're sick. If you want to be a sickcunt you'll call her and tell her you're sick or just don't want to go. Lots of bitches out there bro. Maybe I'm going against the current of /fit/ at the moment but clearly your friend is seriously upset over it.
By the way, that bitch is only using you to get that fat ass off her back, figuring that once you go out with her he's gonna end up backing off as well. Just don't do it mate, not worth it.
>i really want to help him
don't go on the date
>but I got a date
this clearly show you don't want to help him.
You have no will. You're a poor, lonely ass hole who is gonna fuck over his friend for some disgusting pussy.
m8 your acting like theyre bros from way back when in actual fact they just know each other, probably through mutual friends and what have you. Point is if theyre over he cant call dibs on bitch like he owns her and have a shitfit if she likes other guys.
tl;dr OP fuck her snatch raw and film it.
personally, i would back off if you just want to sleep with her. There are sooo many girls out there, it's unreal. Not worth the drama
>forearm exercise: farmers walk, wrist curls
I've heard that it's due to inbreeding but I have no idea. They all have this weird aura of "britishness" to them.
Though maybe they look weird to us because a lot of the caucasian genetics in the US is derivative of Scandinavian immigrants, especially in the midwest.
More likely than not, if you're blonde in Wisconsin or IL, you're descended from Swedes or something.
>mfw Nazis promoted physical activity for a strong race
>while /pol/ just complains and eats cheetos
Chill your balls dude, I'm just trying to make sure you don't live your whole life referring to things backwards.
you should have just told him
"if you really want the bitch back then she says she only goes after /fit/ attractive men, you need to start lifting"
and then he would come up with some excuse and you call him a fucking pussy who doesn't really want her because in fucking >>29543097
he said he would do anything for her.
i fucking hate fat fucking pieces of shit.
OP, as someone who had something similar happen to him (as the weird gay earring dude in the convo), I'd say go on the date. I really loved this girl in 12th grade, but I was super DYEL, 5'11 135 lbs, and didn't do anything to further it. We were good friends, and she knew I liked her (fuck, would even have probably said yes if I asked her out), but I never actually asked her out. I was a beta idiot. She ended up dating one of my friends, who KNEW that I would be devastated if he did, but he did it anyways. I still hate him, partly for that but mainly for other reasons, but it's a huge reason why I started lifting. He needs it man. He'll be depressed for a while but he'll get over it, I promise. It happened to me.
all those idiots saying you should put him through heartache to fix him are fucken retarded. He needs to improve himself, yes. He needs to stop being a beta faggot, yes. However you being that push will only cause him to blame you for his problems not himself. He is projecting outward his insecurities onto you at the moment and if you go through with anything he doesn't approve of you friendship will definitively be over.
>I suggest you distance yourself from him so he cant look to you -the nearest person- to blame
>I suggest you continue doing what you want to do with said women however
>pass the blame onto her, eg tell her that she is a manipulative slut, tell her she is a lil bitch w/e for doing what she is doing to him and that she needs needs to confront him
>you do this to ensure when SHE confront him about his issues fatty will blame her and not you.
>this disdain for the opposite sex will drive him into the faggatory we know as /fit/
>friendship not over, just a bit cracked
>nothing a new gym bro and teaching how to lift wont fix
He has no intention to fixing himself whatsoever. He spends his wages on driving her around and coke/weed. I've said so many times to come to the gym with me or just to improve himself/how to and he does nothing.
They're all emos mate. Just reversed searched the image and looked at their Facebook like some sort of shit Sherlock Holmes. The fat kid listens to my chemical romance.
Just gas them OP, it's what father /fit/muss wants this year.
to most people on this board you aren't attractive (men tend to be way more critical of men's physique's in general)
but you're good looking enough bro, go fuck that bitch and then ask for his sister's number. in a similar situation right now with my best bro (i could fuck this girl real easy, but my friend likes her a lot and hasnt done SHIT)
the guy is literally my best friend though and we've known eachother for like 10 years, not gonna jeopardize our friendship for some 5/10 slut
but your "friend"? fuck that guy he doesn't even deserve your words of wisdom
third option would be snaps then we have a party going on kek
pls don't misrepresent me. I'm a strong believer in racial purity and fitness (racial purity including honorary aryans in the dire situations we increasingly rare master races face today).
Don't get on the wrong side of an autist, they're complex people and you WILL find your deceased body being sexually mutilated on /B/
OP HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD MURDER /SUICIDE STAY SAFE OP PLS
>mfw thinking about you dying
am I the only one crushing over dat pic of the girl? she is a 8.5/9 in my eyes, especially after I imagine her round ass in some nice yoga pants
I'm so sorry. My sides might explode too
Why do all brits look like retarded babbies made from bleached play-doh and potato paste?
THIS is what you guys are fighting over? Jesus christ
>not even once
I don't know why you are, but I comply
>telling you who you can and cant hang out with
Is this really the type of person you want to be friends with? This seems like the perfect opportunity to cut him out of your life man.
some of her friends
RIP in pieces GUEY
good o'l fashion an hero
bout to go down in the books.
Jesus Christ Britain get your shit together
>Thread starts with OP talking us about how he wants to crush some poonany that some beta wants to crush too
>Gives us the face of the mong
>Gives us a pic of the mongrelette
>thread suddenly escalates into full blown DOX sharing
>mfw I'm wasting my time on a lituanian midget shaming shitposting forum talking about the ugliest britbongs ever
What the fuck am I doing with my life.
she must be asleep or something... I'm staying up all night until she responds
all updates will go here, not the /b/ thread (that way people can still read the messages OP and his fat friend sent eachother)
pic is a full body one from her fb
You love it Anon. I know it. You can look back on this time when you're 45 and think: "fuck, I learned a lot going to 4chan." I'm sure there are 45 year olds here now and for you, you'll say that when you're 65.
mong isn't the word for it. she knows how to put on makeup I guess
found her instagram too, but not much interesting on there
your certainly not going to make it, no with those low standard
i would tap that...pretty girls are for men without imagination
the FB I used to add the mong and fatty and OP
she's going to get a lot of hurtful degrading comments on here, but thats not what I'm all about.
>mfw thinking about her hurting
first time i pull this shit out
yeah i had my share of fuglys and hot girls, i know im not the most handsome dude around but i do ok, i don't discriminate...if patty mcfarts wants to pull a quickly ill be happy as long i dont get fucking chlamydia
But really, does anyone want you to fuck their crushes?
If you want to say something, you can't be passive aggressive about it though. Either say it or don't.
>mfw finally given up hope on crush
>no current prospects
OP you value your friendship with this guy more than fucking a bitch??
people like this have seriously no hope, no use to have any concern with them
MY FUCKING SIDES I'M DYING
THERES FUCKING VANILLA CREME PROTEIN SHAKE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE
>OP tries to delete thread
>4chan says you can't delete a thread this old
>OP didn't know this was a rule
>his and my face when
>muh heart is shackled to hers like my pockets are shackled to my pants
>implying you wouldn't choke this while snorting coke off her tits
pls someone with more skills at paint than me replace that bitches face with sad frog getting banned.
Deadholds with heavy weight would be better for grip. And heavy farmer's walks. I do only double overhand deads and I had to start doing grip work because my grip was failing on 315 after a couple reps.
why hasn't she responded to me yet?!?!?
I told her I'm 6'2"
how? after the FB conversations and him saying "please please don't tell her I told you to stay away from her"
still, even if she thinks it's the other guy, keks will abound and she'll chat at me accusing me of being either fatty or OP
You really are a sad cunt aren't you?
Farmers' walks are good, yeah. I'd say most people's DOH grip starts to crap out around LMAO3PLAET!1!!, and as a consequence that's about when you want to start separating your grip training (DOH singles as part of your warmup, holds for time, grippers, whatever) and your DL training (use hook grip/mixed grip/straps for your DL/RDL/SLDL/rack pull/paused DL/etc. work sets.). I also kind of think that if I can't pull 365 DOH, say, I'm not gonna be able to get much of a hold for time with it. But this is quibbling, and I'm not sure I actually disagree with you about anything.
>this thread has been thoroughly entertaining from beginning to end
I'll post what she says when she replies. I'm sure they're all asleep now
(except OP, of course... he's trying to figure out how to fix this and still fuck the mongo)
This is kinda true but i feel that this guy is kinda nuts and something like this would hurt way more than most everyone else.
I know what youre talking about though and its true, my bro found this cute chick and it took him like 2 moths to get her number, so i stepped in and started hitting on her and set up a date the first day i met her. what happened after this was i got him to start going to the gym and after talking i told him i would back off her (kind of a wake up call to get fit to get the bae). i mean it still took him like a full fucking year and 3 rejections to get with her (i was kinda pissed cos i would not have wasted so much fucking time and regretted backing off).
TLDR anon is right it can motivate most people, but this guy is pretty delusional and is an outlier to this rule.
>butterball goth britbong beta
>dated a girl for a week
>he's still dated more women than me
fuck, OP is a neckbeard too
Oh god, his like one of those guys who take the Guy Code show on MTV seriously.
you left her name in you fucking mong
It's all fucking over now
HAHA OP didn't know this was happening
hahah you called it!
he deleted his FB in lightning speed
All I do is work out and study. Last time I hooked up with a girl was at a party in like April.
My life is literally me, my brother, a football player and a chaotic evil indian dude shattering mugs and setting off the fire alarms.
Have another pic of him, post it to them
I just made contact with OP, and sent him some screencaps, but he disappeared.
I bet the girl and fatty won't reply till morning in britbongland, so we have a lot of time to kill.
If the thread 404's I'll post their replies in new threads to wrap things up.
IF I decide to talk to them... OP can still paypal at any time
>not flexing or anything
it's like he doesn't even know it's fucking spppky to do that
where did you go, OP? I was trying to talk to you, then you claimed you weren't Will... even though the profile pics are the same and you deleted your account after I sent you a few pics
p-pls respond :<
fatty hasn't seen anything yet
mongo hasn't seen much of anything yet
there's still time
I really hope he appears again, I seriously was going to blackmail him to gain 15 lbs in one month (SS + GOMAD) and post progress pics each week or else I'd give mongo girl the screen caps
OP COME BACK, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THESE OUT
I send her and Adam this picture with this text:
I was browsing a gay fitness forum and found some highly inappropiate posts. Seems like someone you know was posting pictures of you and Adam Garner.
Here's a picture with proof. The thread is >>29542840
Girl I've been hanging out with lately sends me the "we're just friends" text two days ago. Today we go lift together like normal. She asks me to go to the movies with her friday. Honest don't know if I should say yes. Don't want to look like a beta bitch.
Also, hit 195 squat today. Real proud because I had surgery six months ago and two months ago failed on 4 sets with the bar. Not gaining weight as fast as I'd like to though, any tips for getting more cals in?
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHOOSING. ENJOY THE STORM FAGGOT.
As someone who spent some time in the friend-zone (and got out and ended up hooking up with her), just say no. Stop hanging with her, don't initiate, just politely back off. ANY attraction she has to you will amplify as you separate from her.
See that's the weirdest part for me man, I just don't think she's ever been in a relationship before. I have this weird thing where I've only been with virgins. Only. No idea why. Not intentional whatsoever.
I think we're just gonna smoke some loud and chill. No movie.
It's not an issue of pussy, I'm getting mine on the side. I just think she's cool and all.