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>mfw fatties don't want you to fuck their crushes

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>mfw fatties don't want you to fuck their crushes
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The day I really started living was the day I cut all the fatties, junkies and faggots out of my life. Never looked back. The sooner you realise you dont need negative people in your life the better mate.
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>>29542861

too fuckin right i realized far too late this guy is a shit
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>>29542911
holy fuck this guy is a faggot, post more OP
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sorry if it doesn't make sense i'm just getting the interesting bits

basically he's been wanting to see this grill that's into me for some time and he's mad as hell she agreed to go on a date

now he's blowing up on facebook
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>>29542933
whoops
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they dated for like a week (she felt bad for him, didnt even fuck l o l)
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>>29542946
Please. Do this for me.
You *have* to fuck her. It will be the wakeup call this fat fuck needs.
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>>29542966

tempted to

it gets better i promise
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>>29542946
Youre obviously the better man here
>more physically appealing (no homo)
>more fit
>more mature
If that purple gelatin monster really cared for that girl he would see that hes garbage and it would be better for her to be with you
I doubt she would even do anything with him
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>>29542966
You can actually turn this fat fucks life around OP.

Fuck his bitch, and in turn he'll want to better.
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>>29543000

thanks that's very kind of you

i'll get you a pic of him in a sec
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>>29542946
lol he wants the battle plan. call him while you're sexing her and break his faggy habits
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what a fucking pussy
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>>29543024

Fuck her and send him a photo of you doing it.

Trust me, like bullying, it's for his own good.
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i want to help him but goddamn
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>>29543068

How old are you guys? Serious question. I assume this is still high school?
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>>29543068

Tell him to ask her whether she'd do the same for him. Tell him to do it right now.
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>>29543068

Let's see a pic of this guy pls
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>he's spent £1500 on her

>>29543083
I'm 23, he's 19/20
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>>29543068
is this fat cunt srs..?
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>>29543097

Holy fuck

>this is a 10 in Bongland
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and he went to bed.

i can get the very start of it when he first asked me why i was talking to her if you want

i don't know what to do. christ
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>>29543097

You need to show us her pic. You need to.
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OP stop messing around, put your dick in her pooper
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>>29543122
what a sad cunt
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>>29542911

>I'm trustworthy enough not to spread this shit
>posts the whole conversation and the guy's pic on 4chan

why's everyone here a gigantic dick
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>>29543130
This.

Show us her pic brah.
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>>29543122
kek there are plenty more slags in the cesspit of UK.

The cunt is using him. Tell him to find someone his own standards.

Tell him that you fucked her too.
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>>29543122

Post a pic of her
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>>29543122

>Sorry we can't be friends anymore

Wow. What a little shit. Honestly, just try to keep her out of it when you're bringing this kid down a peg for not growing up.
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I thought it was a lesbian for a second.
Damn man, you're even coaching him into talking to the girl again and he's being beta as fuck.
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>>29543122
>i don't know what to do. christ
He's a retard.
Do you wanna be friend with a retard?
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The birth of a bodybuilder.
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>>29543140

btw not saying the guy isn't being very pathetic
fuck her if you want to, if he can't handle it he can get a shrink or something
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Stop trying to reason with this fuck, in our lives we are entitled only to what we work for, and sometimes not even that. If he truly wants to be with her or any woman he must begin his journey on becoming the übermensch instead of wallowing in communal pity. Fuck his oneitis, and one day he may learn
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Hurr durr I'm 15 but this is rediculous lol
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>>29543122

Alright, real talk, not even from a /fit/ standpoint,
This dude isn't worth your time or energy. His body reflects his personality, i'd know, i used to be there. 300 pounds of self destructive food eating. These are people that don't WANT to get better. They are the type that would rather blame the world for their misfortune instead of picking themselves up and working towards their desires. I've had quite a few friends I've just had to drop. It wasn't because I was super aesthetic and they weren't.
>I'm Not
but it's because their attitude is a drain on your energy and eventually will try to keep you in the same state that they are in.

It's the worst feeling ever, thinking that you gave up on someone, but that's not YOUR fucking issue.

You're not jesus.
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Not the best picture of her i can get I know, and that face but she's got a great ass and tits

I just want to pump and dump her and I don't think she's even worth all this hassle
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>>29543164
kek

By the amount of betaness he'll probably will be the next Yates
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POST PIC
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>>29543190

Well, I can see why he's so hung up. She's genuinely pretty good looking and he's a fat slob.
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>>29542965
I just... I don't even, man. Yeah, I've kind of had the same feelings as beta boy but goddamn, lick it and stick it. It really isn't your fault that she wants nothing sexual to do with him and she and you both are interested in each other. There are two different sides to this.

1. How good of a friend has this guy been to you? When you're down and feeling like an ass, will he bro out with you and just give you some chill time to get shit off your chest?

2. Is this bitch a 2 finger fuck that you can forget about and never want to date, or is she someone that you want to keep spending a significant amount of time with? Do you want to bang her out of spite, just to fuck with fatty on a subconscious level?
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>>29543190


She looks like a future crackhead.

Do it anon, pump it and dump it
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You know, I'm feeling shitty over my LTR breakup last week, but holy shit this guy's about to kill himself over a week long relationship he spent $1500 on, and it makes me feel pretty good about my own situation and my life. At least I'm not that guy
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>>29543207
Toot it and boot it.
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>>29543122

Well thats that mang. He just said sorry we cant be friends after that little heart 2 heart.
I would board the train to poundtown tomorrow and never look back. I've been in this situation. srs.
>Girl wants D.
>my friend fucking loves this chick, but never makes a move.
>Friend moves away. I hang out with chick. Give D.
>Friend accepts it for what it is.
>I stop talking to girl. but am still cool with her.
>Months later friend comes to party and invites girl.
>Friend says how hes gonna fuck her that night. I encourage him to.
>Girl says we should fuck in the nearest bedroom.
>I say nah friend is here and that would kill him.
I should say here that I rarely get pussy. ever. and this was a free ticket to straight up fuck this girl. The thirst was and is still real.
>I decline.
>Years later friend still hangs out with girl and has yet to bang.
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>>29543190
Absolutely disgusting. And I assumed that is best pic on her facebook.
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>>29543190
worth a whirl for a night but jesus i can't understand your friends obsession
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>>29543190
You need to protect your fatty friend.
And the only way to do that, is to tap that ass, and make him realise she's not worth shit.
You may lose a friend (very beta friend at that)
But he will perhaps turn into a man, and then you will have saved a life.
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>>29543190

thats like a 5.6
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>>29543190

>Nigger nose
>Dark lines under eyes
>Weird mark on neck
>Strange hairline
>Wearing black, therefore is a goth

2/10 would not bang
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Only one thing to do OP . . . annex Poland.

Also, this fella's got a nigger ear ring thing, you don't need fuckers like that in your life.
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what started it all off
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>>29543190

Why are Britbongs so disgusting?
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>>29542996
>friends aren't meant to be with their friends ex
fucking americans. he's not even getting this right, you don't do it because you don't want to be sloppy seconds, not because you don't want her to have sex
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>>29543190
Here come the photoshops . . .

send 'em to this kidda lol
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>>29542840
>fucking your friends gf or crush

bro, not cool. I've done it before and I felt like a real fucking dickhead after. Unless shes 10/10 would bang then marry, its not worth it if he's your friend
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>>29543255

They are British asshat.
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>>29543250
>against the Bro code
>the what
>don't worry
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>>29542840
If your his friend, then don't fuck w/ ur bud's ex or crush.

Out of the billions of people you pick his feel shit.

If your not friends do whatever.
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>>29543122

Yepppp, I used to be really fat and really possessive and I can say that he's lucky to have had her at any point (did he get to fuck her at all?) I would've killed for any attention that wasn't from a landwhale during my fat days. Goddamn.

I'm just repeating everyone else at this point, but being fat and being sexually active is a rarity, and if he's able to charm a woman while fat then he's doing a huge disservice to himself by not getting in better shape.

Also, how is it that people have money to burn on women but are this weak emotionally? How do they have the savvy to be financially successful but fail at everything else? It completely eludes me.
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>>29543257
I change my stance after I saw his full face picture, he's an emo faggot, hopefully hill kill himself after you send him pictures of you banging his crush
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>>29543216
because he can't even tell her he likes her. what makes you think he's got the balls to fuck her?
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>>29543190
You are destroying your friends life over a 4/10 slag.

yeah nah your a cunt
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>>29543257
theyre clearly more acquaintances and not best mates.
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>>29543097
>>29543122
>>29543190

Lol fucking Britbongs, 10/10 made me laugh hysterically
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>>29543190
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>>29543190
wouldberry/10
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sorry for the faggy talk on my part i got back from bonfire night drinks and was pretty off it
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>>29543097
OP, you're the kind of straight-talk dude I'd want for a friend.
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>>29543122
>No cos friends aren't meant to be with their friends ex
>claims you're no longer friends

I think you found a loophole, OP.
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>>29543321
Chat up his sister.
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>>29543321
HAHAHAHA

FUCK HIS SISTER RIGHT NOW
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>>29543321

>I would rather you chat up my 13 year old sister

Is there a more pathetic people in existence than Britbongs?
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Shouldn't you Europoors be getting ready for bed?
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>>29543321

>offered 13 year old sister
>Didn't take him up on it.

C'mon man.
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>>29543250
>against the Bro code
>the what
>Don't worry
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>>29543321
>literally gives permission to smash his 13 yo sisters box instead of his crush
>not fucking his crush then after he kills himself use the funeral to hit on dat der fresh vagoo
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>>29543282
Necessity drives them to be financially dedicated because its the only way the think they can get pussy.
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>>29543321

>I would rather you chat up my 13 year old sister


mfw
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>>29543321
pls start chatting with SISTER NAOOOW
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>>29543321
Can we have a picture of you and a picture of her?
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>>29543280
>>29543257
you faggots are missing the big picture. if OP backs off the fatty will stay a beta and keep throwing money at the grill.

OP`s fucking her triggers a natural selection scenario. either the fatty realizes hes gotta change his ways or perishes. either way, everyone wins.
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>>29543321
ask for diglets
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someone do a better one
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lol u guys

i really do want to help him and i've offered to bring him to my gym and put him on the bags for boxing and get him fitter

he's a cokehead and takes bipolar medicine and it messes with him. i don't want to see him hurt

he watches my little pony too
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>>29543122
you gave decent advice and he flat shut you down.

if you want to end this shit for good just send a picture of you hugging his crush on a date / in bed whatever

if you don't trust him to figure his shit out on his own offer to help: get him to start cardio, lifting, etc

if he rejects that too he's a lost cause and you should cut him off for a while for everyone's sake
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>>29543332
LOL
That would be the icing on the cake. Jailable offense but still hahaha
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>>29543371

Alternative, OP fucks her and snaps a photo of the money shot, then sending it to fatty.
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>>29543371

SEND THIS OP
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>>29543233

Keep masturbating your life away. Take what life gives you.
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>>29543190
brits are the ugliest people i have seen in my life. i can´t believe this is considered good looking on this inbred island
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>>29543208
wow fuck he spent $1500? what can i do to get that kind of dough dropped on me
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i really do want to help him, but goddamn he's being such a shit
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>>29543271
then he's got no excuse for that line of thought! fokkin wanker.
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>>29543374
Look, I know you want to help him, but you can't help people who don't want to help themselves.

Look out for yourself. Don't pander to him. Don't set yourself on fire to keep other people warm.
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>>29543404
>Pink hair
>Nigger ear ring
>Degeneracy confirmed.
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>>29543404

Just ignore him and fuck his bitch

If he's driven to improve himself out of revenge, you've done your job. If he continues being a self-loathing bitch, that's natural selection
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>>29543097
>LITERAL NECKBEARD
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>>29543417
tell me /pol/
>do you even lift
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>>29543122
>I haven't got anyone else.
who the fuck is he talking to then. stop letting him act like a whiny entitled cunt. when you get married, he's gonna threaten to kill himself if you don't call off the wedding
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>>29543404

Is this old. Or is this like trying to communicate with her in any way possible and commenting on her statuses?
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>>29543397
My high school advisor was married to a short, stocky, somewhat overweight British man... and I think I wasn't the only girl to have a crush on him. He was a really cool, funny but steady dude with an amazing deadpan delivery. It's not always about the looks.
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>>29543321
>chat up my 13 year old sister
>jesus
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>>29543437
he's trying to lay down the groundwork for his ultimate coming-out, when she realizes she's been in love with him this whole time, and now they can move to alaska like they always wanted
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>>29543437
nov 7 was almost a week ago anon

I think the latter is correct
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>>29543440

LONDON
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>tfw this guy has a friend like OP and i'm a friendless NEET

that guy doesn't deserve friends wtf
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well, i don't know what else to post /fit/, i really did want to help him but i've got a date to see tomorrow and he's begging me not to 'do anything'.

shrug
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>>29543250
>against the bro code
>the what
>don't worry
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what the fuck are you doing with this neckbeard in your life dude, fuck the girl.
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fucking her is probably the best thing you could do for your delusional fat fuck friend
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>>29543467
Whoa jeez, that was fast.

>>29543477
Like I said, don't set yourself on fire to keep yourself warm. Tell him that if he wants the girl, he has to make a move, and that it's really selfish of him to claim any kind of "dibs" on her when absolutely nothing is going on.

Go on your date, have fun.
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>>29543477

>works at tesco

C'mon man...
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>>29543363
topkek defending a prick that just wants to get his dick wet by going after his best friends crush.

If natural selection occurs, let it be another guy. Trust is gone and speaks loudly of OP's character.
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send sex tape to beta
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>>29543477
that's okay, we've reached a consensus on what you should do.
>fuck her
>drop him
>go full homo
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>>29542966
Do it OP, needs to find the little bit of zyzz in him
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>>29543387
he's just gonna use it to fap
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>Burgerbrah here

Britbong OP is a good dude, your fat friend is both physically and mentally ill, you're handling this about as well as possible. Good on you brah
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>>29543477
helping your friend by fucking his bitch, yea your no jedi
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>>29543477
see now, if the guy lost weight, fixed his ears, and cut his hair, he would have a definite shot with her. TRAIN HIM OP. HE NEEDS YOU
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Reverse image search these niggas and give the beta a reason to become a /fit/izen 4chums.
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>>29543522

he ain't my best friend.

the broest thing he ever did was give me a ride back to my house only after I gave him £20 drunkenly.

also pls give forearm exercise ideas
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>>29543515
>fire to keep yourself warm
I meant others. Whoops.
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>>29543477
Just call off the date, tell her you're sick. If you want to be a sickcunt you'll call her and tell her you're sick or just don't want to go. Lots of bitches out there bro. Maybe I'm going against the current of /fit/ at the moment but clearly your friend is seriously upset over it.

By the way, that bitch is only using you to get that fat ass off her back, figuring that once you go out with her he's gonna end up backing off as well. Just don't do it mate, not worth it.

>i really want to help him
don't go on the date
>but I got a date
this clearly show you don't want to help him.

You have no will. You're a poor, lonely ass hole who is gonna fuck over his friend for some disgusting pussy.
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>>29542911
>i'm not a shit
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>>29543431
>/pol/
>Doing anything besides shitposting and complain about the jews
I think everyone knows the answer to that, anon
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>>29543581
>he ain't my best friend.
then do whatever you want what the hell is wrong with you listening to the whining of some angsy transgendered teenager
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>>29543581
DYEL, bro?
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>>29543584
m8 your acting like theyre bros from way back when in actual fact they just know each other, probably through mutual friends and what have you. Point is if theyre over he cant call dibs on bitch like he owns her and have a shitfit if she likes other guys.

tl;dr OP fuck her snatch raw and film it.
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>>29543461
Hi friend. You should be saying former instead of latter. Latter refers to the secondary topic.
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>>29543190
why do all bongs have "that" look to them
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>>29543581

Why are british people so ugly?
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>>29543253
>implying americans are any less disgusting
>tfw no swedish model gf
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>>29543629
Just people from Kent m8
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>>29543624
Hi friend. You should be using your eyes to read and not your asshole, quit talking shit.
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>>29543477
what do you look like tho
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>>29543398
£1500 anon, i think thats over $2000
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>>29543581
personally, i would back off if you just want to sleep with her. There are sooo many girls out there, it's unreal. Not worth the drama

>forearm exercise: farmers walk, wrist curls
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>>29543645
SEE >>29543581
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>>29543581
that's a pretty funny picture
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>>29543068
he's not gonna make it
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>>29543625
I've heard that it's due to inbreeding but I have no idea. They all have this weird aura of "britishness" to them.

Though maybe they look weird to us because a lot of the caucasian genetics in the US is derivative of Scandinavian immigrants, especially in the midwest.

More likely than not, if you're blonde in Wisconsin or IL, you're descended from Swedes or something.
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>>29543141
>Show us her pic brah.
seconded.


p-pls respond, OP
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>>29543594
>mfw Nazis promoted physical activity for a strong race
>while /pol/ just complains and eats cheetos
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>>29543208
haha hi Will
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>>29543097
Haircut
Weight loss
Grooming
Normal ears
He could be a 7-8/10
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>>29542840
>You have done the ultimate betrayal
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>>29543682
read the thread lord autismo
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>>29543691
>tfw you forgot to exercise today because of /pol/ and /fit//
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>>29543097
Fuck I see potential in his aesthetics.
If he lost weight, worked out, fixed his hair a bit, and fixed his attitude he'd probably be fucking her like he wants.
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this little nugget made me lol
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>>29543183
i only know one dude who says real talk and he lives in washington state, are there really more people who say that? how did that phrase spread?
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>>29543641
https://winrow.wordpress.com/2006/05/30/commonly-confused-formerfirst-and-latterlast/
Chill your balls dude, I'm just trying to make sure you don't live your whole life referring to things backwards.
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>>29543122
you should have just told him

"if you really want the bitch back then she says she only goes after /fit/ attractive men, you need to start lifting"

and then he would come up with some excuse and you call him a fucking pussy who doesn't really want her because in fucking >>29543097
he said he would do anything for her.

i fucking hate fat fucking pieces of shit.
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>>29543744
pls someone send the drenched face pic posted in thread to mom or daddy
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>>29543744
What the fuck

She sounds like the kind of girl that would fake a rape or a pregnancy to get her way.

Back away OP for your own good
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>>29543190
britbong/10

i dunno what it is about that look... its like a dash of fetal alcohol syndrome but they all have it lol its so obvious
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>>29543767

In retrospect, she did say some pretty weird shit, like how she has an 85% chance she'll be blind before she's 45?

She's a bit weird I know but she's got the ass
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>>29543581
>no physique
>small as fuck
>ron weasley hair
>shaggy as fuck

jesus fucking christ 1/10, atleast you aren't that fat piece of shit.
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>>29542840

the first guy talks like someone out of an anime
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>>29543404
>pink hair
That's like nature's warning symbol
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>>29543781
Toot it and boot it, anon.
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>>29543781
OP, as someone who had something similar happen to him (as the weird gay earring dude in the convo), I'd say go on the date. I really loved this girl in 12th grade, but I was super DYEL, 5'11 135 lbs, and didn't do anything to further it. We were good friends, and she knew I liked her (fuck, would even have probably said yes if I asked her out), but I never actually asked her out. I was a beta idiot. She ended up dating one of my friends, who KNEW that I would be devastated if he did, but he did it anyways. I still hate him, partly for that but mainly for other reasons, but it's a huge reason why I started lifting. He needs it man. He'll be depressed for a while but he'll get over it, I promise. It happened to me.
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>>29543744
so quirky XD and le edgey :D

Christ is she like 14 mentally?
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The 3 of you seem like degenerates
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>>29542840

all those idiots saying you should put him through heartache to fix him are fucken retarded. He needs to improve himself, yes. He needs to stop being a beta faggot, yes. However you being that push will only cause him to blame you for his problems not himself. He is projecting outward his insecurities onto you at the moment and if you go through with anything he doesn't approve of you friendship will definitively be over.
>I suggest you distance yourself from him so he cant look to you -the nearest person- to blame
>I suggest you continue doing what you want to do with said women however
>pass the blame onto her, eg tell her that she is a manipulative slut, tell her she is a lil bitch w/e for doing what she is doing to him and that she needs needs to confront him
>you do this to ensure when SHE confront him about his issues fatty will blame her and not you.
>this disdain for the opposite sex will drive him into the faggatory we know as /fit/
>friendship not over, just a bit cracked
>nothing a new gym bro and teaching how to lift wont fix
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>>29543827

He has no intention to fixing himself whatsoever. He spends his wages on driving her around and coke/weed. I've said so many times to come to the gym with me or just to improve himself/how to and he does nothing.
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>>29543818
They're all emos mate. Just reversed searched the image and looked at their Facebook like some sort of shit Sherlock Holmes. The fat kid listens to my chemical romance.

Just gas them OP, it's what father /fit/muss wants this year.
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>>29543827
>implying OP cares about being friends with this beta faggot
>implying we care about this beta faggot's feelings
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>>29543822
agreed. maybe it's just britbongness?
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>>29543827
>>29543813
read pls
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maybe if youre lucky he'll either kill himself or grow the fuck up
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>>29543581
to most people on this board you aren't attractive (men tend to be way more critical of men's physique's in general)

but you're good looking enough bro, go fuck that bitch and then ask for his sister's number. in a similar situation right now with my best bro (i could fuck this girl real easy, but my friend likes her a lot and hasnt done SHIT)
the guy is literally my best friend though and we've known eachother for like 10 years, not gonna jeopardize our friendship for some 5/10 slut

but your "friend"? fuck that guy he doesn't even deserve your words of wisdom
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>>29543890
third option would be snaps then we have a party going on kek
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>>29543250
holy shit what a straight delusion faggot. I'd fuck his girl and kick his ass just on the principle of him being such a fucking fag
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>>29543190
/sillymaisie
Her facebook

/adfactor95
His facebook
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>>29543856

I'm a britbong and I just know their type, not at Uni, did shit at College, morons who just like to stir drama up.
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>>29543190
She looks like a duck.
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>>29543915
>yfw OP's body gets posted on /b/
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>>29543024
>>29543024
OP you're actually being a pretty good person. I'm impressed. I just hope he actually takes your advice to heart and stops being a beta faggot.
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fuck the bitch OP.
your m8 is beta as shit, just fuck the broad and move along
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>>29543710
m-me too...
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/pol/ fags please get out
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>>29543924
What if we post him this thread? Do you think it will wake him up or just make him go on an autism rampage?
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>>29543946

i wish the best for people, whatever their situation i just don't want him to go and do something stupid like suicide, the poor boy's bipolar as it is
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>>29543691
pls don't misrepresent me. I'm a strong believer in racial purity and fitness (racial purity including honorary aryans in the dire situations we increasingly rare master races face today).
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>>29543924
Hahaha holy fuck
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>>29543963
no
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>>29543924
OH MY SIDES. SOMEONE POST THIS ON /B/
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>>29543636
The best facial aesthetics are among American grills, you fucking inbred.
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>>29544015

nypa, faggot

just date the bitch and drop her op
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>>29543975
Don't get on the wrong side of an autist, they're complex people and you WILL find your deceased body being sexually mutilated on /B/
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She's cute, OP

(maybe)
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>>29544015
fuck off
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>>29544042
the fuck you say m8?
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>>29543068
OP HE LOOKS LIKE HE COULD MURDER /SUICIDE STAY SAFE OP PLS

>mfw thinking about you dying
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>>29543765
I'm on it
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>>29543190
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>>29544061
please don't, my sides will explode.
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>>29543431
I do. Do you lift, reddit?
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am I the only one crushing over dat pic of the girl? she is a 8.5/9 in my eyes, especially after I imagine her round ass in some nice yoga pants
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>>29544073
I'm so sorry. My sides might explode too

RIP us
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>>29544112
do what must be done OP.
btw, someone created the thread on /b/
>>>/b/579126494
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>>29544111
Dunno but sick cunt trips m8
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>>29544112
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>>29544112

Holy fuck she's a mong. Would fuck but would not gf under any circumstances. That face day in day out would be too hard to handle.
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>>29544121
>someone

Fuck off back to /b/ and stay there this time
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OP is Will Penny
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>>29544145
THE FUK U SAY TO ME M8.
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>>29544112
more pics please, i am in love
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>>29544112
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>>29544112
>this is a solid 7 in bongistan
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>>29544112
Why do all brits look like retarded babbies made from bleached play-doh and potato paste?
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>>29544171
they look like inbreds.
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>>29544154
OP you're so DYEL
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>>29544171
cause they arent white
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>>29544112

pls don't be in london
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Can we get a screencap plz?
>>
THIS is what you guys are fighting over? Jesus christ
>britbong
>not even once
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fuck /b/, I was the first to send the screencaps to her and I'm staying right here
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>This is a 10 in UK
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>>29544191
Only because gods transcend race. We appear in the form of potato people so all you mortalniggers don't get jelly and commit Sudoku m8
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>>29543965
pls screencap the whole stuff and send to maisie and betafat
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>>29543584

if OP won't fuck her, someone else will.

But that someone won't be Tesco Ted you feels me
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>>29543924
/b/ here

captcha
BLUETEAM ISGO
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>>29544040
NOPE, WHY DO ALL MAISIES LOOK LIKE QUASIMODO?
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>>29544159
I don't know why you are, but I comply
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>>29542946
man he must have raged/cried when he read this
>wh why
>who asked?
>her
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>>29544204
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>>29544213
I think that guy in /b/ already did m8
>>>/b/579126494
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>>29544219
fuck /b/. this is a /fit/ raid. you guys can come HERE if you want
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>>29543374
>fat
>bipolar
>pathetic
>cokehead
>telling you who you can and cant hang out with

Is this really the type of person you want to be friends with? This seems like the perfect opportunity to cut him out of your life man.
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>>29544203
WELL DONE ANON
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>>29543190
noice
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>>29544236
that was me

and yup
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>>29543253
Muh test
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some of her friends
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>>29543190
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She looks like a fucking alien
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>>29544276


UNTIL HE WAS COOMING.
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>>29543924
the guy is full blown neckbeard. like he's only left the scruff on his neck.
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where is the ass?
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>>29544275
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RIP in pieces GUEY
good o'l fashion an hero
bout to go down in the books.
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OP is one weird mog. Why even be friends with this fatty.
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>>29544275
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>>29544275
Jesus Christ Britain get your shit together
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>>29544223
more
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>>29544294
its happening on /b/ kekkk
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>>29543321
>13 year old sister

fuck both of them OP
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>Thread starts with OP talking us about how he wants to crush some poonany that some beta wants to crush too
>Gives us the face of the mong
>Gives us a pic of the mongrelette
>thread suddenly escalates into full blown DOX sharing
>mfw I'm wasting my time on a lituanian midget shaming shitposting forum talking about the ugliest britbongs ever

What the fuck am I doing with my life.
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>>29543522
faggot
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>>29543374
OP you need to follow your own advice, this faggot isn't worth your time
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>>29544325
she must be asleep or something... I'm staying up all night until she responds
all updates will go here, not the /b/ thread (that way people can still read the messages OP and his fat friend sent eachother)

pic is a full body one from her fb
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>>29544358

hit the nail on the head
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>>29544358
You love it Anon. I know it. You can look back on this time when you're 45 and think: "fuck, I learned a lot going to 4chan." I'm sure there are 45 year olds here now and for you, you'll say that when you're 65.
>>
Thread on /b/ 404'd

Ohh well
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>>29544378
The /b/ thread just got removed thankfully
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>>29543190

PUMP
U
M
D
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mong isn't the word for it. she knows how to put on makeup I guess

found her instagram too, but not much interesting on there
>>
why didn't this guy just say he liked her from the beginning? none of this shit would have happened if he had the slightest set of balls and just said "yeah look I still like her".

kek
e
k
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>>29543250
>against the Bro code
>the what
>don't worry

lmfao this thread is fucking gold
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>>29544384
I'm 35 and waiting for the happening of the britbongs
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>>29544365
your certainly not going to make it, no with those low standard
>>
>This is the last thread before I go to sleep
>Escalates so far it's landed on a fucking meteorite
>Amerifats and Yuropoors BTFO
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>>29544406
0/10 would not even touch
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>>29544406
i would tap that...pretty girls are for men without imagination
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>>29544444
fedora quints have spoken
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the FB I used to add the mong and fatty and OP

>Anton D'Watking
*tips*
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>>29544444

Do you bang uggos with your eyes closed m80?
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>>29544192
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>>29544444
>44444
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>>29544469
/b/ pls go
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>>29544480
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IT'S OVER OP

WHY'D YOU BLOG ON 4CHAN

look what /b/ did
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she's going to get a lot of hurtful degrading comments on here, but thats not what I'm all about.
>mfw thinking about her hurting
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>>29543250
>don't lol me
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>>29543321
need pic of sister nao
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>>29544444
first time i pull this shit out
>>29544456
yeah i had my share of fuglys and hot girls, i know im not the most handsome dude around but i do ok, i don't discriminate...if patty mcfarts wants to pull a quickly ill be happy as long i dont get fucking chlamydia
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>>29544503
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>>29544503

>mfw thinking about her hurting
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But really, does anyone want you to fuck their crushes?

If you want to say something, you can't be passive aggressive about it though. Either say it or don't.

>mfw finally given up hope on crush
>no current prospects
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>>29544418
welcome getting-dangerously-close-to-40 fag, any advice for OP or what? Should he fuck her?
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>>29544503
>mfw thingin about her pain
>>
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>>29544518
this
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>>29544204
Threw up in my mouth a little
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>>29544520
is that a trap or taylor swift?
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>>29544556
more of fatty
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OP you value your friendship with this guy more than fucking a bitch??

people like this have seriously no hope, no use to have any concern with them
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>>29542840
This thread is too good to let go. finally something mildly entertaining on //fit////
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>>29544576
>>29544575
>>29544556
ASDUIOFSDIJASD-89FUWQERIQJWTKDJG

AGHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

OP PLEASE

I CAN'T

MY FUCKING SIDES I'M DYING

THERES FUCKING VANILLA CREME PROTEIN SHAKE ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE

LOOK

AT

THOSE

FUCKING

PANTS >>29544576
>>29544576
>>29544576
>>29544576
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>>29544576
haha I was literally just about to post that one
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this is terrible
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>>29544569
it's james bond m8
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>>29544576
holy shit it's two thousand fucking fourteen

i thought all goths/emos died out in 2007
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>>29544500
lol...I guess

>OP tries to delete thread
>4chan says you can't delete a thread this old
>OP didn't know this was a rule
>his and my face when
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>>29544576
>those pants
>muh heart is shackled to hers like my pockets are shackled to my pants
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>>29544537
>dangerously-close-to-40 fag,
every-fucking-second.
Scary? more like meh...

OP should fuck all he can, of course. And stop having that betabong as a friend or whatever.
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>>29543253
>implying you wouldn't choke this while snorting coke off her tits
>>
I though emo's were extinct, wtf it's 2014 and people are still emo unironically
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>>29543068
Ahahahahaha

Holy shit wow
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>>29544616
You hear him. You don't wanna be 35 and not have fucked that pink haired bitch, do you OP?
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>>29543068
Wow OP good on you for trying to help.
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>>29544406
>>29544611
full on damage control
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>>29544500
Absolutely devilish.
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>>29544520
Why is she so perfect /fit/? ;_;
>>
he's FB friends with a lot of hot girls too... I don't know why he doesn't go for them

probably because he thinks mong is "attainable" or something
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>>29544626
This is why I lift.
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>>29544503
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>>29543208
>ltr breakup 5 minutes ago
and I feel really really really good oh my god. spent no $$$ on her but I was pretty into her and now I feel so relieved
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>>29544646
>having a nose the size of a 17th century cannon
>perfect
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>>29544641
totally beezelbubian
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>>29544672
kudos brosky, go spend that money on something sweet
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pls someone with more skills at paint than me replace that bitches face with sad frog getting banned.
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>>29544641
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>>29544626
I'd butter her English Muffin if you guys know what I mean.
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>>29543581
>also pls give forearm exercise ideas
Heavy double overhand deadlifts will see you right, even if you're just doing singles/doubles. Also, fat bar chins are pretty great.
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>>29544693
sad frog is already in the picture, next to guy's face
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>>29542840
dont screw with your friends crush bro, thats fucked.
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>>29544700
OP skidaddled from this thread ages ago m80.
he knows he fucked up and now he's trying to hide from his mistakes.
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>>29544693
god the 4chan mods are fucking faggots
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>>29544715
shut up nerd
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>>29543581
A night on /gif/ gets my forarms ripped. Alternating reps (each hand) 2 million x 90
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>>29544698
I don't get it
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>>29544700
Deadholds with heavy weight would be better for grip. And heavy farmer's walks. I do only double overhand deads and I had to start doing grip work because my grip was failing on 315 after a couple reps.
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>>29544715
Still here, just waiting for him to realise not to leave his fb logged in a gym
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>>29542911
YOU actually got HIM to APOLOGIZE
HOLY SHIT THAT GUY IS BETA
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why hasn't she responded to me yet?!?!?
I told her I'm 6'2"
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Fucking hell OP everyone involved with this snafu is a fuckin retard. The retarded love triangle is sad af
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>>29544753
OP is that really you? you still here?? don't leave us please. we've got no one else to turn to!
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>>29544767
You do realize she's just going to think that the fat fuck is spamming her and OP is just as much a victim as her right?
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>>29544709
nigga thats kermit
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>>29544767
now why would you go on and do something like this you sad little nigger.....
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>>29544743
I'd apply butter to her English muffin. They're tastier with butter than they are plain.
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>>29544767
>micropenis support group

No /fit/izen could hold all these keks
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>>29544806
Yea I lost hard to that
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>>29544790
how? after the FB conversations and him saying "please please don't tell her I told you to stay away from her"

still, even if she thinks it's the other guy, keks will abound and she'll chat at me accusing me of being either fatty or OP
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>>29543216
Bro / 10
its tough being nice sometimes anon. if it were easy this world would be a much better place. i'd also like to mention how fucking nice my pecks look right now.
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>>29544767
This >>29544796

You really are a sad cunt aren't you?
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>>29544825
mirin pecs bro
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>>29543915

Your pic... That is fucking hilarious.
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>>29543250
>dont lol me
kek
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>>29543789
but its so fucking hot...
short pink hair with a beanie... Hnng
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>>29544854
uh, that's old bro
go back to /b/
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>tfw I have pics of op
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thanks op, beta emo goth fag, 6/10 inbredbong, 13 y/o sis, and all of /fit/, this thread has been thoroughly entertaining from beginning to end
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>>29544748
Farmers' walks are good, yeah. I'd say most people's DOH grip starts to crap out around LMAO3PLAET!1!!, and as a consequence that's about when you want to start separating your grip training (DOH singles as part of your warmup, holds for time, grippers, whatever) and your DL training (use hook grip/mixed grip/straps for your DL/RDL/SLDL/rack pull/paused DL/etc. work sets.). I also kind of think that if I can't pull 365 DOH, say, I'm not gonna be able to get much of a hold for time with it. But this is quibbling, and I'm not sure I actually disagree with you about anything.
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>>29544867
pubes glued to face/10
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>>29544867
where is his shirt
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>>29544869
>this thread has been thoroughly entertaining from beginning to end
I'll post what she says when she replies. I'm sure they're all asleep now
(except OP, of course... he's trying to figure out how to fix this and still fuck the mongo)
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OP just fuck the chick, stop talking to that fat shit, find new friends who aren't degenerates, and move on with your life.
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>>29543813
This is kinda true but i feel that this guy is kinda nuts and something like this would hurt way more than most everyone else.

I know what youre talking about though and its true, my bro found this cute chick and it took him like 2 moths to get her number, so i stepped in and started hitting on her and set up a date the first day i met her. what happened after this was i got him to start going to the gym and after talking i told him i would back off her (kind of a wake up call to get fit to get the bae). i mean it still took him like a full fucking year and 3 rejections to get with her (i was kinda pissed cos i would not have wasted so much fucking time and regretted backing off).

TLDR anon is right it can motivate most people, but this guy is pretty delusional and is an outlier to this rule.
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>>29543781
Hit it and quit it OP.
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>>29544575
>butterball goth britbong beta
>dated a girl for a week

>he's still dated more women than me
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fuck, OP is a neckbeard too

check em
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>>29545000
Nice trips also who cares as long as u are at least hooking up with girls occasionally
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>>29545007
knew it lol
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>>29543250
Oh god, his like one of those guys who take the Guy Code show on MTV seriously.
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>>29544767
you left her name in you fucking mong

It's all fucking over now
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>>29544616

Accept wizardly wisdom OP.
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HAHA OP didn't know this was happening
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>>29545043
oh well, kek
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>>29545050
inb4 deletes facebook
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>>29545071
hahah you called it!
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>>29544406
Supermang's baby sister
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>>29545093

op here, good work
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>>29544866

Don't care, still funny.
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he deleted his FB in lightning speed
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>>29545122
>>29545107
topkek
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>>29545112
not really. you left her name in the chat logs and posted a fucking picture of her
google image search, bro

now lets talk about undoing all this
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>>29545122
its still up for me
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>>29545140

Will isn't me lol
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>>29544867
J-jon Snow?
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>>29543332
omg please op
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>>29545014
All I do is work out and study. Last time I hooked up with a girl was at a party in like April.

My life is literally me, my brother, a football player and a chaotic evil indian dude shattering mugs and setting off the fire alarms.
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>>29543674
Or German, a lot of German...I'm like half English and half German
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>>29545166
same profile pic, deleted facebook seconds after I contacted him
nice try, OP

no interest in undoing this?
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is it just me or did adam's friend count shoot waayyy up?
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>>29545122
is any more good shit gonna go down in this thread or can i go to sleep knowing that i saw it all?
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>>29545188

Have another pic of him, post it to them
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>>29545198
oh its only getting started
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>>29545221
but i have uni in less than 5 hours :(
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>>29543461
WEEK AGOOOOO
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>>29545198
I just made contact with OP, and sent him some screencaps, but he disappeared.

I bet the girl and fatty won't reply till morning in britbongland, so we have a lot of time to kill.
If the thread 404's I'll post their replies in new threads to wrap things up.
IF I decide to talk to them... OP can still paypal at any time
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>>29545234
crush a dexi/adderall and do a line every 30 minutes. You will be clear headed and feeling fine for uni. No need sleep.
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>>29545243
im gonna check fit tomorrow, and there better be some tales about your exploits!!!
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>>29545253
i have neither....
although a guy from my boxing team did offer me some coke today... shouldve said yes.. oh well
another day anon. another day.
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>>29544384
Not 45 for another three years, but this shit is cash
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>>29545214
>shirtless pictures
>not flexing or anything

it's like he doesn't even know it's fucking spppky to do that
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>>29545294
Shirtless pics in general is already crossfit worthy cringe
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where did you go, OP? I was trying to talk to you, then you claimed you weren't Will... even though the profile pics are the same and you deleted your account after I sent you a few pics

p-pls respond :<
fatty hasn't seen anything yet
mongo hasn't seen much of anything yet
there's still time
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>>29544680
u wot m80? You've obviously never dated a Slav
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>>29545007
His name is Will Denny. Have fun guys
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>>29545392
Can you read? Everyone knows
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>>29545392
haha, you're either retarded or autistic

close on the name, but you're off a bit
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>>29545407
everyone knows and you still got it wrong
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What if op is actually the fatty and is looking for assurance?
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I really hope he appears again, I seriously was going to blackmail him to gain 15 lbs in one month (SS + GOMAD) and post progress pics each week or else I'd give mongo girl the screen caps

OP COME BACK, I DON'T WANT TO GIVE THESE OUT
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I send her and Adam this picture with this text:

Hello

I was browsing a gay fitness forum and found some highly inappropiate posts. Seems like someone you know was posting pictures of you and Adam Garner.
Here's a picture with proof. The thread is >>29542840
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>>29545421
Wtf r u talking about i couldve told you it was will denny before you posted that 20 min late
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Mods. Delete this thread please...
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/fit/ help

Girl I've been hanging out with lately sends me the "we're just friends" text two days ago. Today we go lift together like normal. She asks me to go to the movies with her friday. Honest don't know if I should say yes. Don't want to look like a beta bitch.

Also, hit 195 squat today. Real proud because I had surgery six months ago and two months ago failed on 4 sets with the bar. Not gaining weight as fast as I'd like to though, any tips for getting more cals in?
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>>29545507
Hahahaha
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>>29545500
you dumb fuck, it's not denny. look at the other screencaps, someone else posted it uncensored
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>>29545507
THIS IS THE FUTURE OF YOUR CHOOSING. ENJOY THE STORM FAGGOT.
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>>29544040
LMAO bro that's like the cutest pic of her there are some way worse ones
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>>29545524
Whatever idc about the name as much as you clearly
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>>29544201
this LMAO
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>>29545548
YOU STUPID FUCK
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>>29544204
o lawd im dying
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>>29545580
Yep
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>>29544595
o my god bro me too

this thread is too much

i don't even care abotu the consequences anymore

i love u op
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ARCHIVE THREAD PLZ SOMEONE
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>>29545520
As someone who spent some time in the friend-zone (and got out and ended up hooking up with her), just say no. Stop hanging with her, don't initiate, just politely back off. ANY attraction she has to you will amplify as you separate from her.
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man I feel bad for OP

people get way too comfortable here thinking anons really are your friends

and they make mistakes like this
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This entire thread.
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>>29545887
See that's the weirdest part for me man, I just don't think she's ever been in a relationship before. I have this weird thing where I've only been with virgins. Only. No idea why. Not intentional whatsoever.

I think we're just gonna smoke some loud and chill. No movie.

It's not an issue of pussy, I'm getting mine on the side. I just think she's cool and all.
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