Roughly the size of a barge

>>27205752
Dude you're gonna vomit

>>27205752
that's 6 dozen eggs genius

>Gaston
>Budweiser

Come on m8

>>27205783
Cheaper to buy 18s than 12s

>>27205800
I'm the american gaston

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>>27205752
Enjoy protein poisoning m8

Also, the fat from the yolks is going to blow your macros the fuck out.

>>27205835
>protein poisoning

>>27205815
>implying 1/3 of americans aren't roughly the size of a barge
>implying 1/3 of americans aren't especially good at expectorating after drinking their swamp drainers of coke

>>27205835
I'm not really a macro kinda guy. Besides I eat like 250g of both protein and fat a day normally. This isn't too much more than normal for me. Not to the point that I'll suffer serious consequences anyway

>>27205865
Post CB.

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>>27205895

>>27205752
Youre not actually going to consume all of that today faggot. Probably loading up your fridge for the week and decided to shitpost.

Take pics of you actually preparing and eating all of these eggs throughout the day, otherwise you are supreme faggot status.

>>27205752
> Case of beer
> Case of Budweiser
Confirmed for never making it.

>>27205974
mirin traps.

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>>27206001
Do not worry my good man! I plan to do just that! Here is my first dozen. Eating as we speak.

>>27206040

timestamps, motherfucker

>>27206040

Why are American eggs always white? I get brown and sandy looking ones in the boxes too, those look like lizard eggs

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>>27206050
Jesus dude. Here, I'll take pics with my other phone in the picture.

>>27205752
record it. post it on youtube

i'd jerk off

So the challenge is to eat just 5 dozen eggs and down a case (how much is even in a case? Fucking arbitrary American measurements) of beer in a 24-hour timespan?

And to whom does Gaston refer? Google came back with nothing useful

>>27206083
Because they bleach the fuck out of their eggs.

on a related note..
54 eggs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHjzIcwU3jU
50 eggs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Pb5yBigwX8

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>>27205752
DO IT FAGGOT
GASTON DEMANDS IT

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>>27206123
>And to whom does Gaston refer?

Nigga no one's slick as Gaston.

LOL dirty europeans not having awesome alpha role models like Gaston.

with their dirty unwashed hot eggs.

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>>27206155
>no one's traps are incredibly sick as Gaston's

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>>27206113
I thought about it, but that's a lot of video to record with a cell phone. This is seriously going to be an all day affair. First dozen done.

>>27206123
Yeah basically. I'm thinking more like 14-15 hours though. Not looking to stay up all night eating eggs and dribking. Case is 24 12oz beers. Gaston is the hero from beauty and the beast

That's almost six thousand calories bro

>>27206198
Goddamn right. National medal here I come.

>>27206188
24 12oz Budweisers* for you then

I wish you best of luck. I think it sounds simpler in my head than it really is...

>>27206137
Of course, if its american it must involve some kind of chemicals.

Certain breeds lay brown eggs, certain breed lay white eggs. They sell them in separate packages here. Brown eggs are generally slightly more expensive. Not sure why, I doubt there's any difference, but that's it.

>>27206188
we're talking about 1 dozen eggs and 4 beers per meal, one meal every 2-3 hours.
I'd be bored of eggs (and really wanting some steak) by the 3rd meal.
how are you going to prepare them, anyway? all like the ones you just ate?

>>27206040
lol, you are only eating the whites, right?
> inb4 cholesterol

Btw, are you allowed to season them or mix them or w/e or is it just beer, just eggs (bar maybe some oil to fry the eggs)

>>27205752
I was planning on doing this exact same thing but you beat me to it. Good luck, bargebrother.

>>27206083
They arent "always white." I buy brown eggs because im not a poorfag.

I just find it hilarious that every thread, Europeans are just so butt hurt towards Americans.

Europeans are always ready to just insult America.

I'm genuinely wondering why that is. and wondering why its never the other way around.

Well honestly, I don't even really expect this board to be about fitness anymore, so I'm not surprised...
OP, why are you doing this to yourself?

>>27206254
>>27206272
Yeah eat them however. I'm going to hard boil a lot of them, fry a couple dozen, and scramble more. I'm just making this up.

>>27206288
shut the fuck up, burger

>>27206310
LOL see.

>>27206289
Eat big lift big bro. I'm hungry for that gold. This also seemed like a good way to spend my day off.

>>27206188
>cigarette
>mcdonalds water

White trash detected

>>27206288
I have dual citizenship in USA and a European country. The answer is that Americans are loud as fuck and ignorant as hell. Sure there are ignorant people in other countries, but you don't see them carrying on and being proud of it quite as much as fucking Americans.

I fucking hate USA. Beautiful country. Shit people.

>>27206321
>burger doesn't speak own language

I said shut the fuck up

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>>27206326
You're not hardcore unless you live hardcore.

>>27206333
>Americans are loud as fuck and ignorant.

I just read that as Americans are proud and more outgoing.

I have plenty of european friends and the shit they tell me, europeans aren't as outgoing. Europeans tend to be more on the safe, keep to yourself side.

I understand the completely different lifestyle and influence due to environment, but really, why hate so much on a country that is just different, specially when it comes to being "loud".

specially here when it comes to europeans, anytime america is mention, the butthurt just comes strong and hard, and again its never the other way around.

>>27206340
LOL see.

NOOOOOOOO OONEEEEEE

>>27206363
To add on top of this:

I am now just genuinely feeling like you europeans socially repress one another, and you see how we americans are just the complete opposite Socially, I see and understand why the butthurt and hate is coming from.

I mean why else would a person hate on another person being "loud", being outgoing.

>>27206363
Europe is a big ass place, there are countries that are more outgoing, and others that are less. The colder countries, northen Europe, are less friendly, while in the south they're warmer, or so the stereotype goes.
America is an even bigger place, but less densely populated - are you saying that Americans everywhere are very outgoing?
That would seems strange to me, for all that I hold the view that most Americans, all over their country, are ignorant, misinformed, uneducated morons.

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Shit guys I'm just trying to eat some eggs and hang with my cat

>>27206356
>he thinks cigarettes and mcdonalds are "hardcore"

>>27206433

eat the cat too if you're a real man

>>27206363
>"america is mention"
>"no"

>>27206040
You overcooked the fuck out of those eggs.

>>27206424
>Misinformed, ignorant, uneducated morons

Absolutely we have those as well, but i'm sure every other country so does to.

We are leading towards the wrong topic here, thanks for being civil btw. highly appreciate that.

My subject i'm trying to understand here is, why specially in this board, is there so much hate towards America?

Also for the most part, when you asked about americans being very outgoing everywhere? If you live in a big city and aren't socially inept, yeah, Most people , strangers that i have met are outgoing, Friendly people that just starts a conversation about anything, specially when you are standing in line somewhere.


I really just do believe Europe as a society, you guys repress one another and just see how we americans are different socially, is where the hate is coming from.

>>27206433
hahaha that cat, with its little Foowt. Its like they have little fur ugg boots.

>>27206464
We need to live knowing burgers exist

/thread

>>27206424
It's generally considered the same here, though I don't know the extent of differences from northern Europe to southern Europe. In the north people seem generally more about themselves, get where they are going and don't bother anyone. In the south people generally acknowledge everyone around them. It even trips me up sometimes and I've been here my whole life but I'll be walking into a large store, and there's another guy who left the store going out to his car in the parking lot. If we pass within 10 ft of each other we'll probably exchange glances, head nod, "have a good day," or something. I've heard from people in the northern states that that is odd but it's normal behavior here.

>>27206517
lol what does this mean?

i love burgers :D

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>>27206524
didnt mean burgers literally

>>27206288
European here,
with Europe being more liberal than the US in many aspects, we have the urge to be better than America because deep down inside we know that our system is built on people being pussys, and in order to compensate that we must be better than you. In other words: we jelly

>>27206433
Awwww, what a cutie patootie :3c

I hope you complete your challenge. I can't imagine eating that many eggs without wanting to die.

>>27206522
Yep, im in Miami and i get the same way when it comes to people going anywhere near me.

If its older people, i always give a friendly hello.

If its a Bro, I give a fist bump or a nod, this specially happens a lot in the gym.

If its a cute girl, smile and chat up.

If its a girl that i barely know or just an acquaintance, its always a kiss on the cheek, a how are you and keep going, while leaving the question how are you unanswered lol.

>>27206535
HA, funny and if this is true and aren't being a troll then yeah i understand now.

From my point of view, i just see most of Europeans are just socially repressed, see americans being outgoing and friendly, the hate builds.

>>27206322
So why the beers? That's detrimental to your gains.

>>27206528
Then what do you mean?

>>27206598
those fat fucking assholes that keep trying to poison our culture with their mcd and burger kings

Assholes

>>27206083
>>27206137
are you retarded? you can buy brown or white eggs in the supermarket here. different breeds of chicken lay different colored eggs you fuckwit.

>>27206356

nice shirt.

>>27206611
This. There is also 0 nutritional difference between brown and white eggs.

>>27206611
>>27206624

brown eggs tend to have more primitive nutrients compared to white egg

>>27206609
>poison our culture with their Mcdonalds and Burger King.

oh i see now. Well look at it this way, is it truly their fault that people have no self control? is it those big companies jobs their purpose to help people with self control? lol no.

their job is to make bomb ass burgers that are ridiculously cheap. What other restaurant can serve 5 thousand to 10 thousand calories in one meal that is under 5 bucks.

Fast food companies aren't the big bad evil people, Its the weak willed, weak minded fucks that can't control themselves who are the problem. Luckily we have natural selection through Diabetes, and social ridicule to take care of that.

TL;DR : McDonalds isn't the problem, its the fat fucks with no self control.

>>27206631
Thanks brofessuer

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>>27205752
SOMEONES READY FOR THE WORLD CUP TOMORROW. TRULY GREAT OP

PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN

>>27206631
dafuqs a "primitive nutrient"?

You'll hit all your macros for weeks. Beer for carbs.
http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=nutrition+60+eggs&a=*DPClash.ExpandedFoodE.eggs-_*PreparedEgg.dflt-&a=*EAC.ExpandedFood.PreparedEgg-_**PreparedEgg.*Food%3ACookingMethod_Food%3AHardBoiled---

Good luck gaston!

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>conventionally raised chicken eggs
>not straight from the farm, fed naturally, not grains

Why do this to your fucking self? You're going to get cancer.

>>27206777
mom, get off 4chan

>>27206631
dat subtle racism

>hanging out with friend
>this dude who works here will give us free extra meat
>no thanks, I have to save room for eggs and beer.

>>27206596
Seems to be beneficial to mine. And I love beer

>>27205752
enjoy 4000% of your DV of cholesterol

>>27207064
>1300+ calories
>100g fat
>91g protein

Pretty sure you're insane. I want to hear the results.

>>27205752

God bless you OP. i wish you all the luck in your endeavors and fuk al da haters in this thread.

>you still have to one arm OHP a bench with chicks on it afterwards tho

>>27206657
Its not a matter of self-control when the children of fatties are taught anything about about nutrition.
Also many people don't know how to eat cheaply and healthily.

OP, fellow Gaston fan here.

Good luck on your challenge!

Did you fast at all yesterday to prepare?

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12 fried in bacon grease this time. Over easy.

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here are your macros dude

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>>27207204
Nah not really. I skipped my 500ml heavy cream shake because I wasn't very hungry, but I just decided to do this last night.

Pops providing moral support.

>>27206333
I travel around Asia a bunch, and I regularly hear from locals that Americans are the nicest people they've ever met. The fact that they deal with travelers means they don't have to deal with white trash, but the same can be said about the Europeans they meet too.

American are very outgoing and proud, but we're also pretty nice people as well as the most charitable nation in the world.

I'm rooting for you OP
http://youtubue.com/VuJTqmpBnI0

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>>27207268
Shit that's Poos, not pops. She's the man

>>27206631
>2014
>wanting to consume primitive shitskin egg nutrients
>glorious advanced white egg masterrace.

>>27205752
thats pisswater, not beer.

>>27207413
Then it's pisswater I've grown to love. They should sponser me.

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Don't tell me what to do, Disney!

http://blogs.disney.com/oh-my-disney/2013/05/15/gaston-that-is-too-many-eggs/

>>27207658
>>27207339
32 min to eat 12 eggs? That's a good pace bro. I think you can do this. You'll have to pick up on beer later, but I think you got this.

a small case of weak beer in 1 day! wow OP you're so hardcore, make sure you dont die from alcohol posioning!

Lurking this thread just to watch op get drunk and do dumb shit

OP is a bretty cool guy.
>Dat bud heavy

>>27207741
>COBAD
>Drunk

You crazy.

>>27207721
I'm not hardcore. I'm just bulking.

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holy shit this is awesome

with the exception of
>bud heavy
at least its not
>bud light

Power coffee time

Thank you based norsefat. I want to total 1325+ @ 198 by the end of the year. Please grant me strength.

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>>27207866

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>>27206631

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>>27207866
bruh with all dat protein and man liquid you're on your way


>every one talks about how alcohol kills your gains
>i binge drink in huge 3-4 day spurts frequently
>mfw I still have a 1700 lb non-meet, non same day lifts total

>>27207887
>little pot, big burner
>french press, shit tier pre ground coffee
>butter

God damn I hate you so much right now.

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>>27208474
I am your nightmare
Just water in there btw

>>27206363

American's aren't more outgoing. They're fake try-hards. Everyone hates American's because where ever you go there'll be some overweight, badly dressed slob of an American wallowing in themselves. The only thing American's have ever been liked for is the money they leave behind when they go.

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Man wasting food to post pictures on 4chan is so cool

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>>27209351
This is not waste. This is dedication to a goal, a higher purpose, and a dream.

12 more scrambled. 12 hard boiled next meal.

>>27209559
Your life is a waste.

>>27209559

absolutely disgusting

>>27206433
Nice Tortie man

>>27206356
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/281348442005?lpid=82

Sweet shirt, they even come in patriot size!

OP I can't be bothered to scroll through this thread to see if it's been asked.

What the fuck is your purpose here

>>27209656

he wants to become gaston

>>27209656
Well I'm trying to gain weight anyway and a few of us were talking about Gaston at the gym yesterday so I figured I'd see if I could eat 5 dozen eggs in a day. Just having fun I guess.

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vid related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUjI-293DNc

>>27209695
Please post a picture of your bloated stomach at the end lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUjI-293DNc

>>27206288

Objectively, they sound angry and jealous.

Inb4 I'm american. Nope.

>>27209709
>>27209718
>someone actually went to the trouble to make this.
i can't even be assed to watch the whole thing

>>27209695

Pretty cool OP. I support you. Not enough people have that kind if stick-to-it-ness.

>>27207243
oh good, youre not throwing away the yolks

for a second I thought you were going to be a faggot about this

>>27209756
i think its hilarious

OP hasn't posted in a while, bet he's puking his guts out like the dumbass he is.

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>>27210087
Just finishing up 3rd dozen. Gonna nap after this. I'll finish it, but it's going to be tough. Getting pretty full

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no geordil you train with too much volume

>>27210130
no man you need to go on pleb

>>27210214
Omw bro

>>27205752
Had you announced this beforehand, I definitely would've joined you

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>putting the eggs back in the carton

i bet you don't even recycle it, savage

thread soundtrack:

youtube.com/watch?v=VuJTqmpBnI0

>>27209351
tight boipussy

1 case of "beer"

youre gonna shit your pants

>>27210553
oooooh, NOW I get it!

FOUND IT

http://youtu.be/p2MsGxppE4U?t=59s

Are you doing a beer an hour? It might be more doable than 4 per meal.

>>27210938
I'm just trying not to get hammered while continuing to drink right now. We'll see at the end of the day if I have enough spirit to finish the case

>>27211130
dude the poops are going to be enormous

>>27210553
first time ive listened to this song since i was a kid. actually bretty fucking good

>>27207251
enjoy your riboflavin poisoning OP

>>27211322
dubs of truth. my uncle was in the hospital for 2 weeks after he got riboflavin poisoning, and he only had 500%. pls stop OP

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>>27205752
Good man.

>>27207251
OP is kill

OP srs though you should throw a handle of dark eyes into the mix

>>27206158
>dirty europeans not having awesome alpha role models like Gaston.
Gaston is fucking French, you retard

>>27208614
>Copenhagen
I officially like you bud. You gotta try grizz wide cut, it's magic. So juicy, doesn't get stuck in your teeth at all

>>27211540

But Disney is american.

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And so begins #4.

>>27209559
Are you in the military? I noticed the military time on your phone and what looks like a Skilcraft measuring cup sold at the commissary.

>Ft. Hood reporting in.

>>27209695
You have to post pictures of the shits you're gonna take

>>27211689
stay safe

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>>27211741
yeah, I'm a reservist in the Marine Corps

>>27211745
just let out what I believe to be my first egg fart. Things might get interesting.

>>27211936
>these patrol caps going up so high
what the fuck

>>27211936

There can only be one song in this thread.

http://youtu.be/8coX8VkUKY8

>>27205752

I just ate 6 eggs 4 u OP. I'd eat more but I'm slightly allergic to egg whites and I'd rather not tempt the beast :`(

>>27211936

Oh, so you're a poser. Not saying there aren't wierdos and wannabes in the real MC, but you couldn't even do that.

Although, I do admire the challenge.

>>27211973
That's just how we wear them in the Marines for some reason. Probably has something to do with pirate snipers.

>>27212039
Do you think they could be cooler or something? Like it traps cool air in the cap or something? I'm just used to wearing a patrol cap that sits closer to the top of your head while still keeping that "square" look compared to a baseball cap.

>>27205865
>250g of protein and fat daily
I'm calling bullshit on this. Also how would you know if you're not a macro counting guy?

>>27207936
Just had a look at this. Top fucking kek. Everyone over there is so mad.

>>27205752
>not exclusively eating eggland's best eggs
What are you, poor?

>>27212124

Link?

>>27212247
use your functional brain to find it in under 20 seconds.

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>>27212072
I was thinking it might make the pirates aim too high and just shoot through the cover. It was probably just the style in 1775 so they kept it around. USMC is all about traditions.

>>27212013
yeah right dude. These are from my youtube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2myIIV1w824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_1u9-SMnqE

These are my ribbons, and this is a pic of me in my blues. I've been in the Marine reserves for 6 years and went to Afghanistan in 2010.

>>27212300
>no car
>Marine corps for six years

Boot pog, fucking kill yourself

>>27212124

http://www.reddit.com/r/beagles/comments/28lmxk/meta_just_a_heads_up_your_mod_and_sub_creator/

lol. "HES A RACIST FOR CALLING A SPADE A SPADE"

Dude straight up punched a girl in the face and then robbed her. That's being a nigger.

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>>27212328

>>27212300

Sorry, dude. I'm just a bit bitter because none of the branches would take me. Plus, ~90% of my extended family was active duty at some point. That doesn't change the fact that I hate you, though.

>>27212338
seriously. The comment was spot on

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>>27212373
>joining Marine corp for anything other than infantry/combat roles
>still telling yourself your job is important
>probably justifies it by saying grunts are stupid and couldn't do your job
>at least you don't have PTSD

I shig the dig

>>27212279

It's Reddit, right? Searched "nigger", got 0 results.

>>27212434
you are hopeless.

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how you doin OP?

>>27212300
>what is functionally a cloth helmet
kek

I mean, sure it could do that, but at the same time it makes your profile bigger, and when you're peeking over cover and shit you don't want to accidentally show where your head is. I dunno. Tradition I guess.

>>27212422
>okay
>it's not, my job is going more towards VoIP, I need to be retrained if I want to stay relevant.
>no. There's dumbass people and smart people in every MOS and billet across the DoD. I've trained plenty of grunts on setting up radios and switchboards. Same ratio of smart:dumb as any other group of people.
>good thing. We had a mostly uneventful deployment.

why so bitter man? love the pic though.

>>27212465
almost done with #4, been slacking on this one.

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ayy nigga u gonna die bro

>>27212621
Everyone dies bro

OP has chosen to gallantly face his eggy end like a man

>>27211936
We didn't need the arrow with dat squat.

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come on op report back my nigga we need UPD@TES

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>>27212923
I'll cook the last dozen around 7-7:15 done by 8. I doubt I'll finish the case, but if I get some drinking games going tonight I'll likely hit 18 beers for the day. Not terribly impressive. Dat bloat was getting to me.

>>27212138
what are you, stupid?
other eggs are perfectly fine I don't even pay attention to the brands I buy

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>>27213056
fugg
mirin dedication OP

are you tired as fuck of the taste of eggs now or nah?

>>27213129
I'm doing alright. This last one will be tough, but I'm not gagging on them or anything. Salsa goes so well with them it's ridiculous.

>>27213056
Dude you are going to smell fucking disgusting tomorrow

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>>27213146
my NIGGA doe
I love salsa on my eggs

alright peace OP
I'll check in later

take care my dude

>>27205849
american dropping by to drop a top kek

>>27213146
man
I seriously wonder what kind of shit you're going to take
I mean sometimes I can bulk I just look at the huge log I made and go "shit I could take a bbc up my ass", but this is just taking it to another level, especially with no fiber
godspeed man
godspeed

>>27213207
I'll try to eat some fiber tonight, but it will be a sight to see.

>>27213251
rip fukin ip

pls enjoy your new anal fissure

>>27213207
>eats a diet of protein and fat
>expect a large dump

Do you even digest? The salsa is going to make up the bulk of his stool tomorrow.

>>27213251
It's funny because you think you'll still be alive tomorrow.

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>>27210661
SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH COMMIE SCUM.

Dat cholesterol though
RIP in peace OP
Good luck OP hopefully you won't be kill by tomorrow

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>>27213472
I got this shit bro. I'm going to set some PRs tomorrow.

>>27213539
yer dumb

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>>27213542
I have this strange feeling that this is going to be in the news.

not in the sense of "Crazy New Way To Break Those Pesky PRs!!!"

more like "some retard wanted to eat 5 dozen goddamn eggs and a case of beer and now he's dead because the human body can't absord the equivalent of a chicken bukakke"

either way best of luck

Your farts will stink so bad.

Breaking News!: Local man dies after ingesting over 60 large eggs, His cholesterol and protein levels were off the charts

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Eat them in one hour.

>>27213542
godspeed

>>27213550
How so Anon? He is ingesting 3000% percent of recommended daily cholesterol that sounds pretty retarded to me.

>>27213753
>% percent
Fuck sake, you get my point

>>27213753
That shit won't kill you unless you're old, feeble, fat, or terribly out of shape.

>>27213753
USDA guidelines are based on outdated science. They're also meant for your average sedentary American.

>>27213753
>recommended
By whom? The jews?

>>27213769
Yeah fair enough I suppose but damn sure can't be beneficial or health y

>>27213789
Healthy, probably not in those quantities. Beneficial, hell yeah. Saturated fat and cholesterol aid in hormone production, recovery, and adaptation.

>>27213812
Only the healthy cholesterol bro, I would not want any high amount of LDL clogs the arteries and shit
"In order to keep your LDL and your risk for heart disease low," the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute (NHLBI) argues, "you should start on [a] heart-healthy diet" that includes fewer than 300 milligrams (mg) of cholesterol per day from all sources. Because the yolk of a single large egg contains slightly more than 200 mg of cholesterol, the institute's Web site recommends that a heart-healthy diet should strive to limit intake to "no more than 4 yolks per week [including] the egg yolks in baked goods and processed foods

>>27210553
>that manlet trying to appease his superior

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She crawled under there and now she's purring so hard.

What's the macros of the beer?

>>27213852

Increased serum cholesterol is your body's reaction to arterial inflammation. Dietary cholesterol has not been shown to be directly related.

>>27214086
Eat the cat for more gains.

>>27213852
4 eggs per week, HAHAHAHAH
AHHAHAHAH

>>27213852
>Only the healthy cholesterol bro
>bro
bro-science.

POSSIBLY RETARDED QUESTION

Is eating 6-9 eggs per day bad for you? I keep reading articles that contradict the shit out of each other.
>not trying to have a heart attack at 25

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>>27206680
>Scottish
>in pub watching murrica play
>friend needs a draw
>dat 2 1 finish
>hes mad
>everyone chanting
>join in cause why not
>chant USA USA USA WE GOT OSAMA USA


I understand now, god bless you fat bastards

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>>27214485
only if you eat alot of carbs.

Think of fat as beautiful 12 year old girls, safe perfect untanted

Then add an aggressive pedophile, this is the carbs.


people keep blaming the sexy kids when in reality the pedophile carbs are the danger

>>27214751
Damnit /fit/

>>27214540
NASA used the metric system to get them there.

Is this image a joke, or what?

>>27214751
So if you eat all carbs and no fat you are a harmless pedophile?

>>27214776
yes exactly, you can live a long healthy life as a veggie but your still a terrible person

>>27205752
goodbye liver

You still alive OP?
Update us

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This thread is giving me a patriotic boner.

>>27211936

laffed at u squatting.

truth. you didn't need the arrow.

>>27214894

Lionbrah pls stay

>>27214894
Loinbrah pls go

>>27215131
how bout you fucking go cunt

>>27214894
lookin good lionbrah

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>>27209709
>>27209718

>that voice at 1:38

fucking lost it

>>27215137
>how bout you fucking go cunt

Anon pls stay

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>>27214995
Nah just wanted to post in this thread.

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http://instasynch.com/rooms/huge_lifts

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Passed out for a bit, but I did it. I am proud even though I only got 12 beers in

>>27215402
your farts are going to be so fucking rancid. gj

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>>27215402
Congratulations sir. You make me proud to be an American. Gaston would approve

>>27215402
my hero

>>27215402
OP are you dead yet from egg overdose

>>27215402
You did good OP, you did good.
Someone screenshot this hero for all to remember

>>27215524
this was a very important moment in my life. Thank you all for being here.

>>27205752
mirin bulk

>>27206188
>gaston is the hero from beauty and the beast
my. fucking. sides.

>>27211985
ohmyshitmysides

>>27215596
Good job OP now someone please save this

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>>27209715
Here's the after pic. I know I need a tan.

>>27215596
You've still got 90 minutes left. 6 beers, 90 minutes, 0 problems.

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>>27215693
If you think about it, aside from his arrogance and vanity, he was the obvious archetypical hero. He trained hard to overcome the fact that he had no inherent superpowers like Hercules or Aladdin (who had Genie) etc. and his intention was to save the princess from whom the entire world claimed was the villain (the beast).

And he died for it. For trying to help. For rallying the town for a good cause and leading a ragtag group to storm the castle, despite the risks of facing down such a huge and powerful monster and his minions. All to save Belle, the girl who captured Gaston's heart.

And Belle was happy that he died.

>>27215834
Lol dat human egg hormone gut

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>>27215834
Nice distended belly man.
>Daily reminder: if you don't eat AT LEAST 6 eggs a day you will make NO GAINS.

>>27205752
nice mate, eating like a real pro, ignore those auschwitz idiots, eat like a real man should do

>>27215861

To be fair, he also tried to have her father imprisoned in order to blackmail her into marrying him.

>>27216012
>implying that isn't just innocent courting in their era

>>27215737
>>27215524

>>27215737
>>27215524
http://4archive.org/fit/thread/27205752

>>27215972
Next chapter when

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ITT: All Americans are cartoonishly loud, obese rednecks, even though I have never met one

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>>27216077
"Summer 2014"
>mfw miura will probably die before the series ends

>>27207452
ever had a craft beer before m8?

>>27216143
Yeah, I love craft beer. It's just not really the kind of beer I want to drink 18 of, you know?

>>27206356
Seriously 'mirin, OP. Keep fighting the good fight.

>>27205752
Dude, you're going to shit your brains out and then fart enough toxic gas to kill off half of the ozone.

Good luck soldier.

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>>27216124
You can't say things like that

apology for poor english

when were you when eggs died?

i was on home drink a budweiser when phone ring

'eggs are die'

'no'

>>27206356
You are officially the biggest faggot I have ever seen on this board. I'm never coming back.

>>27209327
Actually my friend and his gf just flew in for 2 weeks from Portsmouth and went down from nyc to maryland before leaving. They said it was fantastic here.

On another note, the price of raw, fresh food in Europe is fucking horrendous compared to America, and their gas costs approximately 2.3x more per gallon.

>>27216209
made me laugh/10

>>27215861
dude anyone can legpress a fucking gigantic monster off of himself and throw him pretty far back is a ok in my book

>>27213251
don't forget to post pics of log brah

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Saw this car today, meant to post earlier.

>>27209709
>>27209718

Awesome!!!!!!

>>27215402
Have you taken any shits yet, OP?

>>27215834
Is there a before pic?

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OP this is literally the best thread I have ever read on /fit/

a guy just killed himself
>>>/r9k/12211789

>>27212527
who are you quoting?

>>27216475
OP r u kill
OP pls respond

>>27211936

That's some fine fuckin' form right there daffodil

>>27217918
>OP r u kill
>OP pls respond

He went to sleep & gassed himself with egg farts because he forgot to crack open a window.

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>>27216209
tipity top lipety lel kemeister 3000

Topkek, you serious? Dat cholesterol

>>27219155
RIP in peace eggman

>>27214894
Cut your hair and i will travel where ever you are and propose to you
No homo

>>27220229
I read that as:

>Cut your hair and i will travel where ever you are and prolapse you
>No homo

>>27214540
The flag on the moon is now bleached pure white because of the sun exposure.

So, the french flag is on the moon. And they invented the metric system.

>>27220319
>they invented the metric system.

Fun fact: the US had to redefine parts of the metric system to make it work properly because the french fucked it up.

Official thread theme:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5x5NCDYB1Lc

>>27205752
>5 dozen eggs
Easy
>1 case of beer
Fuck, ew, I don't think I can do this.

Can I just do 6 dozen eggs instead?

Hi OP,
I had a great time reading this thread. Thank you. I hope you're not dead..

>>27212300
>Afghanistan
>No Car
>Whyyyy

>>27206777

>Implying that 'farm fresh' etc is not just marketing

Seriously, you have to think a bit before you buy "100% natural" products and stuff. It's all marketing. Of course the product is 100% natural it's a fucking egg.
I'm just making an example here of the power of marketing to sell you the same product by slapping on a few terms and bumping the price up. Legally, there is nothing that can be done to change these practises apart from consumer knowledge. Wise up.

>>27220626
"Farm fresh" et al on the box is marketing, the nutritional difference in real fresh eggs from "healthy" chickens is not marketing.

That being said, fuck the box, do your research. I buy from a local farmer, get them cheaper, and besides dealing with shitty packaging I get the best of all worlds.

>>27213703
My boy says he can eat fifty eggs, he can eat fifty eggs.

>>27220641
That's what I do.
However, a lot of farmers are still mass-producers.

I used to be big on eggs but I just got so bored of them because I ate so many. Now it's all about the lentils and chicken for me,

Ok

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Waiting for op to wake up and check in.

>mfw eating eggs

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>>27220229
I am like Samson. You cut my hair, I lose my power. You will never get it.

Going out for breakfast soon. Will eat eggs in honor of OP.

>>27221578
I am awake and alive. Morning poop was a thick beer shit. About to take some preworkout stims and train. It's dynamic effort bench day, so no heavy squatting or anything thank god.

>>27221638
and I'm pretty fucking hungry

>>27221638
>thick beer shit.

Where's the picture?

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>>27221732

>>27221782
WHY

>>27207251

what website is that

post pic of yourself op

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bumping so other anons can witness this glory

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>>27221954

10/10 great thread OP.

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>>27215402
Gaston eats that every single day. Every single day.

>>27222820
How's the bloating? Did it go down?
Did you kill Poos with your farts?