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Based on your personal experience, how far into the lifting lifestyle does one start suffering from homoerotic thoughts /fit/?
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low fat = beautiful male body
no need for monster muscles
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The local lockerroom gay lured me into the shower the first time I went to the gym, told me he had gains for me, it was only protein

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Anyone here get into lifting/fitness/etc out of spite? Share your stories. Who do you lift because of, or in spite of?
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I like the 0 calorie change that Sprite has made, now I can practically guilt free chug my favorite soda without going over my calorie limit.
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Oh sorry I didn't read the thread, to answer your question: if you do stuff out of spite, you're a faggot.
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>>42412713
Kill yourself marketer.

Post GOAT lifting albums
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>be me
>have horrible knees
>250lbsfatass.jpg
>damaged my left knee's inner ligament a few months before this
>will spasm and throw me off balance if i put too much strain on it
>taking a shower like every other day
>hot shower to melt away stresses of life
>feels good man
>gets out of shower to continue my day
>drying off as usual
>putting on boxers
>standing on my left leg and trying to put right leg through boxer
>knee says fuck you
>knee spasms
>since it usually spasms while both feet are on the ground, it usually doesn't matter; i just lose my balance, fall to the ground and wait out the pain sitting on my ass
>was not the case; standing on one leg
>whenyourlegsdontworkliketheyusetobefore.jpg
>all 250 pounds of me are focused onto my outer left foot
>slams onto the ground. Hard.
>pain hits me all at once
>end up sounding like an old man having an orgasm because my voice decided to strain for whatever reason
>worst pain i have ever felt in my life
>mum hears loud ass thud from downstairs
Mum: HONEEEEEY ARE YOU OKAY?
Me: LEMMERECOVER
Mum:... WHAT?
Me: LET ME RECOOOVEEEEEEEEEER
>heart and mind is racing due to pain
>super heavy breathing
>tries to get up, left foot touches ground and hurts like hell
>stands on right foot
>vision starts to get dark, seeing stars
>everything starts sounding muffled and like it's coming through a tin can
>realization that im starting to blackout from the pain
>"NO MY PARENTS ARENT GOING TO DRAG MY UNCONSCIOUS ASS INTO THE E.R."
>tapxtoresist.jpg
>finally started to regain hearing and vision after a minute
>carefully puts on boxers while still on the ground
>crawling back to my room; thankfully it's right next to the bathroom
>parents rush in and help me up onto bed
>pain comes back again
>starts writhing in pain
Mum: Do you think you sprained something?
>BITCH DOES THIS LOOK LIKE I SPRAINED MY ANKLE TO YOU?
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Me: Nooooo, its too painful to be a sprain
>dad grabs ice pack
>iceandelevate.jpg

Long story short: i broke my 3rd, 4th and 5th metatarsal during the ordeal and spent a month in a cast and another month wearing a special shoe that keeps my foot from bending

What is YOUR most pathetic injury story?
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I managed to slowly fuck my left wrist by unloading plates from a rack. I'd always grab them right hand on top, left hand underneath, and slide them onto the bar. Multiple times a session, multiple times a week, for months, for years. Left hand underneath the plate taking the weight, every time. I never knew why the fuck my left wrist hurt so much, until I finally figured it out. I'm an idiot.

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That first sip of the day.
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A:
Stiff-Legs Deadlifts
Low Bar Squats
Leg Curls
Inclined Leg Press
Weighted Hyperextensions

B:
Sumo Deadlifts
Front Squats
Leg Extensions
Calf Raises
Weighted Crunches

AxBxAxx
BxAxBxx
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>>42412026
what's the point of this thread?

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I burned myself couple days ago and now it looks like this. Should I be worried?
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>>42412010
no you fag, it's just a burn, let it sit like that and forget about it.
is it the first time you get hurt ?
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>>42412010
Looks like cancer. As a doctor I would suggest you kys.

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I guess I need some help to improve my diet. Don't really know if this meal plan is any good, I recently saw others on here so I thought you guys might have a piece of advice on how to change things up

Breakfast
200g Oats with water
30g whey and 5g BCAA with water

Snack
2 slices of bread with chicken breast
3 eggs
20g of cheese

Lunch (I usually divide that in 2 or 3 meals)
250g rice
350g chicken breast
250g broccoli

Post workout
60g malto
40g whey
5g bcaa

Dinner
500g Quark
20 lineseed
2 tablespoons applesauce

Total of 3500kcal, 57g of fat, 421g carbs and 312g protein

I'm 6'4" (king of lanklets) and 200lb. Plan is to bulk (who needs to cut, summer is almost over anyway)

Pic related is a meal plan I found on here. Is it any good?
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Looks alright.

You do not need 300g of protein. I'd say keep your protein at max 250g. Get 50g more carbs and 50g less prot.

I bulked on
4000ckal
500g carbs
250g prot
dont remember fat. Something like 50% carb 25% fat and carb

Add berries and fruit to your oatmeal. Add veggies to your egg meal.
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>>42411871
For starters, your macros.
You don't need 300g of protein to bulk up, unless you're big and roiding bigger.
Some studies suggest you'll need 1.65g of protein per kg, any more and even in elite strength athletes it will be used as energy. You could save something if you went down to 150g of protein per day.
Personally, I'd try to include a tin of mackerel per day (80-90g of fish), and more variety in vegetables (at least kale, spinach, and mushrooms, that aren't veggies but whatever, helpful micros - you don't need much, 50 to 100g each per day), but maybe you're supplementing omega3s or something.
Btw, what else are you supplementing?
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>>42411913
>>42411904

Sorry for late answer. I kind of knew that this much protein is way too much. Might cut back on the chicken and eat more carbs and throw in some fish oil. Thanks for this advice!
Basically I just use whey,bcaa, vitamin and zinc as supps.

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https://youtu.be/2uNFvKlowHA

Did you take your redpill today or are you a BluePillBetaCuck?
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>>42411805
Kekd so hard
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gotta say true alpha right there

>Get frozen veggies because they're fresher, already cut, save you a lot of time and make it easy to get that fiber and micros

>same with frozen berries and this + banana makes oatmeal goat
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>>42411565
Can you just Chuck frozen fruit straight into a bender to crush it up for a smoothie? I've heard you can but I don't want to just try it and risk wasting wee pieces of broken blades
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>>42411860
Bender won't bend frozen fruits, he will just crush them
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Cum in a shot glass every time you fap and just gulp it down. Literally free protein and testosterone that otherwise wouldve never entered your bloodstream. If you don't like the taste or whatever just drop it into your shake and you wont even taste it.

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How do you dress for gym?
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>>42411537
I'm lifting so that i can cosplay small cute animu characters as a huge buff dude.
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>>42411537
shirt and joggers
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>>42412294
>those traps
>that back
>that chest
>those arms
>no legs

What's funny is that his upper body only looks "big" because his legs are literally untrained.

Come to think of it....maybe he's found the secret to giving the upper body the illusion of looking big as a natty.......just don't train legs.

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How is your injury anon?

ITT we give advice for injuries and recovery

Pic unrelated
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>>42411509
Back in the gym and my tendinitis is clearing up nicely. Not going super hard, easing back up to the heavy weights, and liberal doses of DMSO have really done the trick.
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>>42411509
Sprained my hand while benching 4 days ago and it still pains. How long before it gets better /fit/, and also can I lift with a sprained wrist while wearing wrist support gloves?
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>>42411509
Also I need advice for rotator cuff

It hurts when i do more than 2 pullups, fucked up my rotator cuff by benching too high fml

I've been doing corrective exercises by athlean X. Which exercises should I avoid?

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Is my abs more visible when I drink alot of water or if I dehydrate myself?
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>>42411505
Yes
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>>42411536
>unironically this

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>TFW natty but got gyno and bacne
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>>42411480
roiding will just reverse the defects brah

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Raw till 4 is the final red pill
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>>42411473
>raw till 4
what did he mean by this?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjIzq_iCf10

STOP EATING MEAT
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>>42411493
EAT ONLY MEAT

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