When will I learn?
Also how do you bros bounce back from being sick? I was really sick the past three weeks and all my lifts plummeted and I'm having a hard time motivating myself to bust my ass again. Plus I'm also cutting which always drains ya energy. Should I just eat a lot for a bit to get back into it and then resume my cut?
It takes literally one week to get back to your normal lifts you lazy fuck
>potentially shallow
I wonder if she actually thought there was a way that would taken as not shallow.
>>34895599
>literally takes a week
They've been going back up since I increased my calories, but I've been really sick for 3 weeks give me some slack brah
Is getting a defined apollo's belt only a matter of bf% or does it depend on your genetics?
>>34895497
combination of both, you either have them or you don't
>>34895497
bf% primarily
if you have a low bf and its not showing, do some oblique work.
but for 99% of people, you just need to lift and also have a low bf%
>>34895497
>apollos belt
I think you mean Archimedes' girdle
Who were the hardest men in history, /fit/? Do you have any good candidates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tnryd8gzQak
Sharkey seems pretty rad
>>34895343
For real? He seems like a total piece of shit
>>34895313
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t4WnPp754Uc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUTdwfe5xsk
What is the best shaker bottle?
Literally any shaker bottle. Unless you use shitty powder (which I totally understand because I'm a poorfag) you don't need the blender things.
>>34895307
Thank you. Mine broke today. :(
>>34895307
>shaker bottle
enjoy looking like a manbaby and sucking down bpa
Animated body goals
Hi /fit/!
I am a femon and in the start of September I was 195 LB and now I am at 165 LB I am not at my goal yet I plan to get to 145LB I am 5'8".
I just wanted to say thank you so far for the help and feel free to make this a motivation thread.
>>34895211
kill yourself cunt
youre not a woman you lying sack of shit
fuck off
>>>/lgbt/
fuck off you fat slut.
>MFW Jamal is making my pizza, next thing I know Chad is delivering it to my door.
>You did not prepare me for this /fit/ what do???
To keep it fit related why is pizza frowned upon here? It's a great bulking food and high in protein if you go for meats and extra cheese.
IIFYM desu senpai.
What are you talking about?
>>34894970
papa johns > dominos
How does weed effect your weightlifting, long or short term, in your experience?
I believe I've seen some effects in my personal body building journey, but I know everyone is different. Also, how much do you smoke?
>>34894953
>smoking
fucking degenerate
>>34894958
But really though... I know people smoke and work out. I know it!
>>34895072
I don't do it often. If I do I use a pre workout or coffee for sure, I kinda like it. My music gets me more hyped and I'm really focused on lifting.
this is why we can't have nice things
I always do that.
Take that, swimfags.
>>34894841
same
i make it a point to pee in EVERY body of water i am in
>>34894808
I never do it at home but I love to piss in the pool/hot tub at a house party and just laugh to myself about how I vicariously pissed all over every girl there
Alright /fit/. This is my first time on here and I need to lose around 70-80lbs by May or June. I'm 5'10 and 270ish and got a hot girlfriend 2 weeks ago and don't want to look like a fat shit any longer. I'm all ears
To lose a pound of fat, you need a 3500 calorie deficit. Do with this info what you will. I say it isnt possible do it without developing an eating disorder but if you have the willpower.
someone explain the picture to me
use calculator on the sticky to find the calories it takes to maintain your weight
-500 to that number
thats one pound a week
fat hate thread.
>Be me in first year of college
>taking a japanese course because I'm a massive weaboo
>one day a 300 pound tranny starts talking to me
>I'm a kissless virgin fag so I'm happy talking to anyone
>We get to know each other well over the next few weeks studying together
>Have to do a joint oral presentation for finals
>They invite me over to their dorm one day to write our speech
>"So anon, I was thinking in our speech I could ask you to come to the movies with me?"
>"Boys always like cumming, hehe"
>begin to spaghetti as they begin rubbing my thigh and complimenting how strong I am
>"Anon you look tense, why don't I help you relax"
>they begin blowing me and I'm just sitting there frozen from anxiety
>getting my dick blown by an obese tranny but too afraid to tell them to stop
>the tranny keeps attempting to act cute by saying Japanese things in a high pitch tranny voice
>suddenly they stop and take down their pants
>"Anon, care to return the favour? ;)"
>this things dick is like 4 inches because of all the fat at the base of their dick
>awkwardly begin jacking it off because I'm not gay
>They begin pushing my head down
>try to resist but I'm too much of a autistic faggot to say no
>close my eyes and give the best blow job I can so I can get this over as soon as possible
>as soon as they cum I wipe my face off and nope the fuck out of there
>didn't even get to cum myself
>drop out of the course the next day
Fucking obese people. I could have lived a normal life if it wasn't for that fat fuck.
Hey /fit/, would you support a fat and/or junk food tax?
>>34894749
That already exists in many countries. And in countries where it doesn't exist, healthy food is normally excluded from GST etc while junk food isn't.
Post all the shit you have guys, my hard drive was killed. Gonna give some stuff off TITP in exchange.
How long does it take to progress in dumbell weights for beginners? I started about 2 and half months ago at 12lbs and I'm inly now at 17.5lbs. Is this normal or am I taking longer than I should and doing something wrong?
Well what is the heaviest weight you can use for 1 rep on each exercise?
Honestly it sounds like your progress is slow.
What is your routine and how often do you do it?
>>34894698
I haven't tried lifting anything for a single rep, I usually do 3 sets of 10.
I do a full body routine 3 times a week, since I'm just starting
>>34894803
If you want to lift more weight try doing heavier weights for 3 sets of 5-8 reps. You shouldn't be able to do any more reps at the end of each set for the weight you are using.
If you want to get big try 5 or 6 sets with 10-12 reps. Use a weight that you can't do a good rep anymore after each set till you rest for the next.
You need to push yourself and struggle each workout. Concentrate on contracting the muscles used in each exercise.
Also make sure you are eating enough calories, getting enough protein. Don't forget to work all the muscles and pack your shoulders.
>Wont be able to train for a few weeks because I am having rhinoplasty/alarplasty to get dat aesthetic nose
How do I not lose gainz?
>>34894634
You used to lift with your nose?
>>34894770
I kind of need it to breathe... Doc says he wont allow lifting as it might open the stitches and then choke on my own blood or whatever the fuck.
Also I refuse to go outside with a cast on my face
>>34894792
For how long Mr jew fit?
Is tai chi bullshit?
Read the sticky
Whether Tai Chi is "bullshit" or not depends on what you think it's supposed to accomplish.
For fitness?
not if you're old
For self defense?
meh
For qi gong?
it's okay
It's okay, it can help with balance and can be relaxing.
Personally I would do yoga and lift. Only do yoga to meet women.
What keeps you going /fit/? what fuels your pasion.
>Pic related for those who lift for women.
What's wrong with the pic? Realizes she's got problems and is looking for advice, trying to figure out the best thing for the child. Says that the responsibilities that come with motherhood are too much for her to bear, but that her situation makes it hard to get help. And she's obviously unhappy about that. That's pretty fucking self reflected for the age of 18.
>>34894591
No, she's a fucking idiot who can't control herself. Fucking irresponsible bitch. Stop enablign lazy fucks who make bad choices, you dumb fuck.
it's the only time i do any exercise other than walking