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If you believe in any of these things I have bad news for you:

>Isolation exercises over compound
>Eating "clean"
>Eating chicken will make you strong
>Low fat is healthier
>Calories in calories out meme
>Whey before and after workout
>Fat burner pills

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>Lifted enough that I get to have a decent-ish body (needs more work)
>According to /soc/ and /fit/ threads where I shamelessly posted a pic I was an average of 7-8/10
>Spoke with a entertainer manager last night
>About to start stripping next Thursday as some sort of trial to see whatsup
>About to make shit ton of $$$$

Post /fit/ jobs here, I started lifting to mainly get girls and get back at my ex GF. But now I am lifting to make a living.

Discuss

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just back from my gym and noticed there's a pulley attachment gym bar with the bit to attach the cable only at one end. Its a bit like the pic attached except the loop is all the way to one side. What is this called? Or what is it for?

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If you lift for girls you might aswell give up. Girls want something like this, they do not care about your abs, arms, legs , benchpress or deadlifts. They do care more about your face, hairstyle, tattoes, etc.

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/OWG/ - A thread for the discussion of weightlifting and all things related. Keep the insults and shitposting to a minimum.

>Squats on Squats on Squats edition

>If you are new to weightlifting please read these first and check the other sources they link to before asking questions:
http://pastebin.com/1HgVcGam (embed)
http://pastebin.com/wCXeXfkk (embed)
http://www.chinfl.blogspotco.uk/2013/07/how-into-weightlifting.html
http://www.reddit.com/r/weightlifting/wiki/faq
http://www.iwf.net/doc/technical.pdf
http://yashathoughts.com/

>The information that you are looking for is probably in the above links.
That includes routines, shoes, information on the lifts, etc. Check out the pastebins for literature or the reddit faq for general information.

Included in this youtube playlist are videos related to weightlifting which you may find useful or insightful:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCl3WCm2GfvLxvH877oJ1xEA/playlists

Red Lights
>>34891947

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AINT NUTTIN BUT A PEENUT

HHHHHOOOOOOO

LIGHTWEIGHT BAYBAYYYYYY

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>Power clean
>Room still dirty after 20 minutes

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Hello what about my dorsal ? it's long or short plz ?

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THE KING STILL LURKS POST HERE TO SHOW YOUR APPRECIATION FOR THE NATTY KING OF /fit/

SCOOBY THREAD

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>guy can squat 4 plates...can't even run a decent mile
>guy can run 6 minute mile...can't even squat decent weight
>neither of them can do 20 pull ups
>neither of them look good at the beach

I've come to appreciate the idea of overall fitness, not being the absolute best in any one area, but not being absolutely pathetic in any of them either.
I'm considering some goals to be reached by the end of 2016 and the best way to accomplish them.

>STRENGTH
>4 plate deadlift (not sumo), 3 plate squat (high bar perfect form), 2 plate bench, 1 plate over head press. Each is 1 set of 5 reps.

>RUNNING
>1 mile in 7 minutes, 3 miles in 21 minutes

>CALISTHENICS
>80 pushups in 2 minutes, 80 sit-ups in 2 minutes, 20 pull-ups

>AESTHETICS
>low body fat like guy in pic.

I'm not sure about how to achieve this.

>4 goals / 12 months = 3 months to focus on each goal exclusively
>months 1-3: attain strength goals
>months 4-6: do the minimum to maintain strength goals, attain running goal.
>months 7-9: do the minimum to maintain strength and running goal, attain calisthenics goal.
>months 10-12: maintain previous three goals, attain aesthetics goal.

But is three months enough time for each goal?

Or should I pursue all 4 of these aspects at the same time? That way, I'd have 1 year to slowly get my squat up, my 1 mile time down, and body fat down, etc. But I'm worried that the pursuit of each goal at the same time would slow down progress to the point that 1 year isn't enough time.

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ITT: natty limit

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> Be me, 32 year old /fit/ dweller
> Go out for drinks with co-workers last night
> Five minutes at the bar, start getting hit on by 21 year old qt3.14 girl and her land whale friend
> Zyzz would be proud, I am making it
> We join tables - sit next to high test hot girl
> Keeps rubbing my leg, her fat friend keeps telling me how much the hot one wants to fuck me
> *Engage Chad Thundercock mode*
> Leave bar with hot girl, buddy takes the grenade
> End up back at my place
> Girl and I are under covers, naked, getting ready to blast my gym gains into her
> Suddenly realize, shit, lost my erection
> Try to focus with the power of 1000 suns to make my dick hard "What would Chad Thundercock do?!"
> Nope, not happening.
> Shit shit shit, start to panic
> "I'll be right back"
> Go to bathroom and furiously beat my meat for 10-15 minutes trying to get it hard
> The whole time, I keep thinking, this is a fucking 4hcan green text story, can't let this happen
> Unsuccessful in erection
> Go back to bed and girl is sleeping
> We end up just making out/touching/feeling everything but BJ/sex
> MFW she texts me an hour ago
> MFW she wans to try again
> MFW I am afraid I won't be able to get it up again

Fuck bros, feel so shitty. This was the first chick I could have hooked up with in months.

I have been on Finasteride for the past six months and am worried I now have a erection problem as it is one of the sides. Still get morning wood, and had erections throughout the night with this girl, but when it came down to stick it in, I was only at about half chub.

Not sure if I was subconsciously noping the fuck out of the situation as this girl wanted to fuck with no condom. Or I was just nervous as fuck. I had about 5-6 beers in me, so can't really blame it on whiskey dick.

Was holding in my bulking farts for like two-three hours, so stomach was also sore.

Contemplating going to the doctor for a viagra prescription.

What would my /fit/ bros recommend?

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Hey /fit/

30 minutes ago, I was squatting with my gym buddy, and I just hit a new highbar squat PR @ 275lbs (yeah yeah I'm a pussy), pretty easily, with decent form.

Then I did 225x5 highbar with ok form, and nothing hurt.

Then I did 135x3 front squats easily

Then I just fucking unracked a 185lb front squat, and as I was getting ready to squat it, a lightning bolt ran down the left part of my upper back, and fucking debilitated me. I could barely fucking talk it hurt so much. The pain seems to be localized right under/behind my left shoulder blade. Foam rolling doesnt really hurts, and it doesn't really seem to help. My lower back is fine, but it really hurts to round my upper back. What the fuck did I just do to myself?

Also, Injury General

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>be at party last night
>chick who invited me got super drunk and went home before I even arrived
>sitting along awkwardly because I'm an autistic fuck
>but my lifting has finally started to show results
>7/10 grill who is talking to 2 clearly beta orbiters comes up to me
>introduces herself and we get to talking
>beta orbiters look visibly distressed
>asks me to come out back and smoke a joint with her
>she immediately starts making out with me
>she keeps kissing me and won't let me go for like 30 minutes
>head back inside, betas are clearly shaken
>leave with her
>walk her back to her room she pulls me inside and starts violently making out
>fuck her so good she comes twice
>get her number
Is this what making it feels like? I've been ignored by girls for 19 years.

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Low carb or low fat? Or does it matter with enough exercise? I eat 1500 calorie a day and work out, but I'm finding it a little difficult to keep carbs low and fat high without hating life.