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Ground turkey
Chicken NB breast
Cottage cheese
Sweet potatoes
Broccoli
Milk
Eggs
Tuna

Fruits, veggies, nuts, quest bars.

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tilapia, frozen chicken, potatoes, oats, pasta, beans, lenthils, quark, frozen vegetables, apples, peanutbutter, unsalted peanuts, rotisserie chicken, cucumbers, bananas, aubergine, vaseline and poppers.

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>>34933457
she sounds fat. Dump her

>>34933502

120 pounds like 5'7"

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Here's what you do.

>>34933455
Stop lifting for a few days. I had the same shit, took a break and almost killed my gf

>>34933477
I don't beliv. I had the weekend off and still nothing

>>34933455
I was lifting in the mornings and doing cardio in the evenings. Would fap like once a week. Stopped doing cardio, now I'm fapping at least once a day.

When your body doesn't have enough nutrients and is not getting enough sleep, it tries to conserve energy and procreation uses a lot of energy so your libido usually goes down if you're working out too much

Only by intramuscular injection

>>34933432
I saw Joe Rogan at a grocery store in Los Angeles a while back. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen bottles of coconut water without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bottles and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bottle and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

>>34933620
gets less funny every time

please show me an example of good squat form. I have not progressed on my squat lately, i think its because i dont use good/correct form

>>34933352
While there is a distinct difference between form and movement, which I can elaborate on if you are interested, I can show you an example or two.

Tian tao: Perfect form and perfect movement, this is the result
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmCFwgR1JVw

Ilya Ilyin: Legendary movement, almost perfect form
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZwBAUHgnKA

How long until city snap?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEo8d62qrl0&feature=youtu.be

>>>/b/

>>34933259
It's a typo
Force of habit

reread the sticky, especially the mythbusting/FAQ part

then go back to /b/

Selfishly made this thread to tell Joe that I found your mix tape.
I was wrong about you, we need you back, your taste in music is beautiful.

Please come back, fuck the bullies, you will always have us, you friends.

Gonna do a cheeky bbing day today

What should I do

>mfw you did just come back in the last thread and I didn't realise

>hath hoisted many o'year
>still have not acquired a fair maiden
verily

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>tfw born into royal blood
>tfw my body fat complements my vast wealth
>tfw arranged to be married to a 9/10 qt3.14 virgin girl
>tfw my favourite uncle is taking me to the fields to pelt toiling manlets with rocks tomorrow

>>34933026
DID YOU SAVE THIS PASTA FROM THE LAST THREAD LIKE A MONTH AGO?

>>34932917
Neck routine?

>>34932929
wat do u mean?

>>34932917
Are your lifts in KG or are you seriously deadlifting 2plate after 2 year?

>>34932787

never

You'll stop after day 2

I love one punch. But holy shit weebs need to stop posting this every fucking day. No. It's not a balanced workout plan. No, you won't get in shape doing this because you won't stick to it unless you are already a trained runner. This program is basically just heavy cardio with an automatic inclusion of shin splints. Read the fucking sticky.

>>34932787
As much as I love this series, this is a shitty routine.

surrounded by fit 20-30 year olds in tights or shorts. why wouldnt you go?

>>34932775

Sure if you're a normie who neglects mobility/

>>34932775

yoga is amazing. plus you can't snap your back doing it, in fact it helps your back

>>34932743
ARKANSAS
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You'd have to shave if you wanted me to fill your hole.

>>34932743
ANCHORAGE
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Im not
I just have gear

When I fucked your dad. Faggot.

>>34932592
>that fucking hipster manlet
Lmao

>>34932452

Why are faggotball players so DYEL?

>>34932474
>I wonder who is behind this post

>>34932452
How the fuck are his lats so huge?

He looks like a fucking flying squirrel. Kinda mirin' but not really. It's unproportional.

>>34932437
ingrown hair
the amount of pus inside that thing is biblical

It's blue.

>>34932437
Keloid scar.