Ask a 6ft, 163 lbs, high school senior that just bench pressed 275 anything.
>inb4 under age (I'm 18)
>inb4 I'm lying
>inb4 proper form
>>34973371
How can you fit so many cocks in your mounth OP?
Are you planning on playing sports in college?
Why didn't you post this on your blog instead?
I did it, /fit/.
>have fwb
>convince her to start lifting with me
>gf her
>tfw qt3.14 gf to lift with and cuddle
>fwb -> gf
Kek. Have fun with that, friendo.
Dude you made it then un-made it again.
Dick Pianist would not approve of gfing the type of girl who would be someones fwb
>>34973248
based grandpa
OK so a few times I've squatted I've farted/had some liquid poo come out. Would a buttplug help this from happening? Are they legal for powerlifting?
Just started lifting like 9 months agp because my gf wanted to. We lift together and he has no problems with the poo coming out. Anyone else have tips/experience?
Bump
>>34973193
maybe you need a diaper
>>34973193
No. Your ass is weak and the only way to prevent this is to shit right before working out.
I just use a plug since it feels good.
Remember when you guys used to meme on me?
>>34973051
Honestly ..miss you mong
>10/10 facial aesthetics
Your rants were seriously epic
>please don't forget about me(me)
Did he ever make Isley learn?
How was his first competition in the end?
What's /fits/ opinion on the *actual* best way to cut without losing muscle? I've gotten about 100 different conflicting answers to this question so I don't know what I'm expecting out of this thread.
I've been strength training for about a year now, former skinnyfat turned musclefat. My strength has essentially doubled and I want to cut without losing my gains. How do I do it correctly?
1. Read the sticky
2. 500 cals below TDEE while maintaining proper macros
>>34973057
lies and outdated bunkscience.
if you crash diet properly, you can retain LBM
though to be fair, this guy is like 96% accurate, so if you want to listen to him instead of me, it won't steer you wrong, just take longer.
but you CAN crash diet with proper nutrition and not lose muscle mass.
i did it as a fatfuck dyel and got some noobgains in strength and size along the way.
the two biggest factors in retaining muscle mass is protein anabolism, and resistance training.
lift and eat ALL the protein.
you cannot eat too much protein, because after your protein synthesis is maximized, all the protein you consume goes to reduce protein breakdown.
you also want to eat enough carbs to retain glycogen reserves, and enough fats for healthy blood-work.
>>34973089
>cardio kills gains
What's your favorite horseshit nonsense that /fit/ parrots as gospel?
>>34973013
>/keto/
>/paleo/
>1g protons per dick inch
>/incline bench/
>lifting for numbers
>cardio kills gains
>fat people should do HIIT
>/routines/
>3x5 aka /mute/
>squat depth
>preworkout
>multivitamins
sry, fingers getting tired breh
>>34973234
>shitposting
>>34973013
idk it just goes in one ear out the other
nofap has to take the cake though
>6 months ago
>Always here /fit/ talk about the horrors of Accutane
>Tried everything to get rid of my horrible Acne but it was cystic and would probably stay with me for the rest of my life
>Doctor recommends me Accutane
>Remember those threads and say no way
>See a random guy on /fit/ talking about how all of the faggots don't know what they are talking about and Accutane ain't that scary
>Change my mind and try it
>Specifically make sure to get the lowest dose possible for safety
>6 months later my acne is completely gone with no side effect besides having dry skin and lips
Why did so many faggots treat this pill like the devil again?
>>34972788
>Why did so many faggots treat this pill like the devil again?
because lawyers scared the shit out of everyone when it was less regulated and fucked peoples shit up
Im just starting month 2, still breaking out but no deep cysts, the best part about it is I dont look shiny from oil 2 hours after taking a shower, hopefully my shit clears up soon
I used Accutane back in high school and it was the best thing I ever did for myself. 100% clear
>>34972879
I used it in high school too. Best investment ever.
I just walked in the door carrying two 5 gallon water jugs at the same time. My mom was all like "you're crazy strong". Lol, that's not impressive at all.
I'm not even humble bragging. I only bench 205 lbs for 5 reps.
Pic not related but does anyone know what game that is? I saw that screen shot on Imgur and now I'm curious.
>>34972785
I'm curious about this mmo as well now
Blade & Soul.
>>34972785
>>34972821
Blade and Soul.
Western servers are in closed beta senpais.
Daily reminder to use sanitizing wipes before you touch a barbell
Why the fucking fuck would you post that you b faggot fuck you
FUCK YOU
>>34972586
>gloves are for pussies hurr
whos laughing now
Started at 250 now down to 205 in about 7ish months but plateauing need help to cut more weight, i wanna be around 185-195
>guaranteed responses
GOOD FORM PUPPER
good form, pupper
>>34972593
thats the plan, man
good form, pupper
so I have not been to the gym in a week and wont be able to go tomorrow so i decided I was going to do a full body workout today, I started with rows..did pretty well (pic) hit the squat rack... 495-585 for 10X3... then i get to bench and I can only put up 185... What can I do to overcome my weak ass chest problems!
>>34972556
Nice blog post, you can start by going to QTDDTOT
>>34972556
Bench more
>>34972556
585 on t bar rows for 10? I don't think so, Tim. Hell, I bench twice what you do and can't row nearly that much.
Btw, though, if this isn't a troll post. If you can't put up 185 on bench then you aren't properly t-bar rowing the 225lbs you have there. The goal is to activate your rhomboids, not ego lift the highest amount that will move.
>cardio
>doing cardio
I'm considering dropping out of university to pursue firefighting. I'm in my second year of biochemistry specialization and I've already done a year of computer science. I'm turning 21 in half a year and I feel like i'm just wasting my time. Has anyone had experience with firefighting as a career? Seems like an incredibly /fit/ career as well as prestigious and fun.
Paid Firefighter positions are hard to get. Don't quit until you find employment.
>Did a year of cs
>on year 2 of biochem
>Wants to change paths again
I think you just don't like sticking with stuff.
>>34972394
I thought I enjoyed these, I clearly don't. Sorry I don't want to waste the early years of my life studying for hours a day and being constantly stressed out because of midterms and finals.
Daily reminder that if you aren't constantly striving to improve yourself or the world around you, you're wrong. Remember no matter ow bad you mess up, no matter how many times you succumb to the shortcomings of life, you only truly fail when stop trying to get back up. You only truly fail when you tell yourself you can't go on. As soon as can't do something, only then have you failed. Get motivated. Stay pumped.
Broke up with my first gf, two weeks ago. Shit still hurts. It ended because I let myself go. I don't do anything exciting. I need to change my life. I'm going to make goals towards doing better in school, getting better at my hobbies, becoming more /fit/ and becoming more social.
I could really use some motivation
How do you avoid getting a wide waist when putting on muscle? I have a fairly small waist and I want to keep it that way.
>>34972164
I feel like it has more to do with your natural body shape than it does about building muscle.
>>34972164
Skip deadlifts
Don't work obliques
That's bout it
if you avoid exercises because you are afraid your midsection might pack on some muscle you Sir are a fucking faggot