Quick question /fit/
How are oats legal? Ever since I started eating nothing but oats, my gains have been colossal. I'm actually scared that if I keep eating gaining mass at this rate, I'll end up too big...looking like a roided out freak.
How have the DEA and the FDA not caught on to this yet? Should I stockpile on oats while I still can?
How are your first months going anon ?
>>35253201
Amazing ever since I discovered oats. As a Kentucky resident, I always wondered how our race horses were so giant and muscular, with enough endurance to run all day. Now I know. It's the bags of OATS that they eat day in and day out.
>>35253157
wish i could eat oats, the texture is horrible
How do I get a body like pic related /fit/?
dye your hair blue
>>35253147
Implants and steroids
>>35253147
Lose a dimension first
Sup /fit/. I just started SS and am choosing accessories. Given my body, what would be the most beneficial accessory lifts?
Also I'm doing GOMAD but my metabolism is quite fast... I've only gained 4 pounds over the last month. Is that fine?
>>35253117
I'm thinking nah
She will never come if you don't get bigger arms holy shit
POO
>be me
>browsing 4chin since l was a kid
>mostly /b/ and /v/
>decide to start lifting at 17
>mostly browse /fit/
>everyone is an anime loving (no) homo
>it's just a chill place full of unfit people that talk about fitness
>the place is now filled with kids trying to act though and calling people "newfags" at every occasion
Well, this board just turned into /b/, so you might as well post the best of lifting memes or whatever. Bye /fit/, this place is now filled with insecure kids, people aren't friendly, they're hateful and angry, thinking they're cool because they lift.
>inb4 "not everyone is a kid look at cbts"
It's fat fucks that'll quit in a few months. It's not even newfags, it's robots and /pol/acks that want to improve before the "happenings"
Bye kids, to keep it fit related :
Eat a banana in the morning, it's good for your health. Oh and do pushups, it'll w- oh wait most of you already folllow the cancer fanbase bald guy routine anyways
>>35253012
How old are you now?
>>35253027
21, but does it even matter ?
>>35253034
do you even matter ?
I just want to say to whoever the fuck is using all that anime fucking slang that your a faggot if theres more than one your all faggots and im out cause fit just got TOOOO GAY LOL. this aniki, senpai bullshit makes me sick. and i even watch anime but the level you take it too makes me want to stop that too.
You wont make it bro. but thanks for helping me take my first step and ditching your faggot anime loving/talking bullshit *persona*
Peace /fit/izens that are actually trying to make it. heres a fit girl for ya.
>>35252613
You just hate me cuz you aint me desu baka senpai
thanks senpai
it's a word filter you fucking retard
can I get the truth on crossfit? is it as trash as every faggot wants me to belive? or is it as good as every normalfag says it is? I know I can trust /fit/ to give me a proper response with arguments and proof.
>>35252549
>Trash
It's circuit training the meme. Some are proper weightlifting clubs, with proper weightlifting federation accreditation. Learn oly lifts and then just do 20 reps of them.
>>35252549
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qnjYyfkcaNI
>>35252549
>>35252679
Pretty much this
It's glorified circuit training which bastardises a few concepts from established training protocols, all wrapped up in a cult mentality
>Is it trash
Sort of, but if it gets people off their couches then it's not all bad
The thing is that there is a lot of bad press around accidents and injuries people give themselves doing crossfit
I would definitely believe that some of the dumb shit people do at crossfit leads to injuries, but I don't know if there's any actual research into injury rates
Honestly the worst thing about crossfit is just hearing crossfitters sanctimoniously proclaiming themselves better, fitter, stronger, etc than everyone else
Daily reminder that no matter how much they lift a manlet will always be a manlet :)
>>35252489
and a lanklet will always be the same pussy talking shit on internet to feel tough
>>35252516
danlet memected
>>35252516
Butthurt manlet detected, never gonna make it tbqh familia
Really self conscious about my body, due to injuries I haven't been able to exercise at all in months and I got injured right when I was starting.
My hips feel huge and (can't tell in this pic) but I think I have gyno too.
What's wrong with me?
nothing you have a normal body for someone who doesn't lift.
go outside and look at other people every now and then and you will see that almost everyone your age looks like that desu
>>35252287
I never see people with their hips as big as mine unless they're women.
trust me its normal stop worrying and start lifting instead
also don't forget to eat
Does fit see a chiropractor? If so, why?
I don't because I don't want a quack who follows a "science" invented by a green grocer who thought he could cure small pox by cracking someone's back within 10 feet of my spine.
>>35252218
I see my training physiotherapist with an education in manual therapy, much better than a quack
thought about it a few times
the massages my gf gives wtih her shitty girly hands feel great
bet a strong man could make it feel better
What /fit/ products is Santa bringing you for Christmas this year?
Feels
hopefully cyanide
>>35252330
>>35252529
i feel you
Post yfw 90% of behaviour diagnoses (autism, ADD, social anxiety, etc) are actually just bad parenting
that woman looks like shinji's dad from NGE
>>35252153
anyone have that text where its talking about the presective of this dudes father?
>>35253085
bump for this. I want to see this.
soon-to-be former robot here.
i'm about to start exercising. i'm not going to do the beginner workouts because they're boring and stupid. i'm just gonna work out every muscle in my body until i hit muscle failure.
i'm also gonna run a mile every day.
my stupid apartment's gym isn't very big. like 3 crappy machines and a bunch of dumbbells. what do?
i'm going to do this every day with a calorie deficit
i'm going to get sexy and get a girlfriend
why don't you actually do it instead of telling us then ?
wew lad
Wew
Friendly reminder that things like stretch marks and loose skin are highly treatable, so don't let it discourage you from following the path of aesthetics
You'll make it
>not wanting to have tiger camo all over your body
>>35251622
Thanks for this
seriously
>>35251636
Furry pls go
that is it, that is FUCKING IT. I'm tired of have burning diarrhea and being constantly winded, I'm going to get /fit/, I hope it's not just a meme you guys made up
>mfw I haven't had a stomach ache or bad shits in 4 years
What would be a meme about it dumb fuck? If you don't eat shit you won't have diarrhea and if you work out you won't be winded. It's not a meme, it's science you dip
>>35251621
It's difficult. I bet you'll give up after a week.
ITT: Your waifu for whom you lift for
2D or 3D?