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Alright fit
So somehow I procured a gf, and she is a big fan of sexual dimorphism and "likes it rough" so to speak.
What do you normally do in situations like these? What do you say? Just hold her down and do whatever? I overthink this stuff way too much and I feel like if I actually say what I want to do she'll just get freaked out.
What do?
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>>35261112
My gf is the same way. Don't talk, just fuck. Do what feels good. Use her.
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Throw her around. Fuck her against a wall, bend her over a couch/bed, pin her hands or wrists above her head, face fuck her, talk dirty, tell her you own her etc. Also try using rope restraints and light choking
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>>35261112
>big fan of sexual dimorphism
Are you sure you know what that means, anon? Because I'm not entirely certain you do.
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You ever get that shit? 2015-12-15 18:31:13 Post No.35260983
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People straight out ignore you when you talk to them.
Some gals just don't pay attention when I ask them questions. Most bitches elude my questions, don't talk to me in the eye, like they don't even tolerate my presence.
That ever happened to you? It's mostly the young sluts, 18-20
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>>35260983
girls that age only process loud noises. be louder and dumber and youll be ok
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For me, it's people in general looking behind them when I'm walking behind as if I were a criminal ready to attack them at anytime when I'm just running errands. I honestly don't want to leave my house most of the time unless I have to ;_;
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>>35260983
you should consider special words like starbucks or apple. Maybe that'll help.
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post your favorites
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6fVE8kSM43I
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idipMrfAZHk
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Vsf3zYppP4
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meIh4oZ-hNs
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Post comfy gyms
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>>35260897
>not round plates
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>south carolina
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you faggots will complain about EVERYTHING
Hi guys. I'm a fat fuck stoner. 6'4" 360 pounds. 32% bpi last year when I tested. I have 3 weeks for Christmas break where I'm gonna have 100% control over what I eat and when. I wanna stop being the fat fuck. Teach me please
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>>35260817
>>>/sticky/
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3 weeks should be enough man
good luck
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Eggs, coffee, milk, peanut butter, tuna, chicken, water,
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This is a public service announcement to all /fit/izens
DO NOT FORGET TO CLEAN YOUR BELLY BUTTON
THERE ARE HORRORS IN THERE YOU CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE
That is all.
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>>35260734
Why are you fat?
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When I fiddle with my belly button it tickles like my balls/cock and it has ever since I can remember. There's some type of condition it's callled I randomly ran into reading about a year ago, wonder if I should go to the doctor or if there's any health effects
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>>35260808
Not fat just bulking
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The sun has fallen out of orbit.
You are one of the chosen to hide in pic related
What gym related item do you take with you. You can only take one item of choice
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Pull-Up Bar.
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A tenga chicken to lay infinite tenga eggs
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>>35260694
barbell, obviously. What a dumb question
So /fit/, how long until we have gravity chambers?
Would it even be viable, or would your skin just get super droopy?
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pure fiction faggot
your body would for lack of a better word "snap" under all that pressure
and why even bother? you would see more gains by roiding then you would ever see in a multi million dollar goku training simulation
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Your organs and bones would be completely destroyed.
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>>35260638
>"your body would "snap" under all that pressure"
>citation needed
>calling gravity pressure
>mfw
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I have terrible acne when bulking guys. When i cut it gets better, but doesnt disappear. Dermatologist only gave me shit ton of creams that didnt help at all and yet they were expensive as heck. What do? In my case it is some red spots on cheeks and forehead when cut, transforming into big ass almost tumor-like balls under my skin that hurt much. They cannot be popped since they are so deep.
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>>35260618
Google cystic acne
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>>35260618
Try retin-a or tazoratene.
Also you may have a fat sensitivity that's causing your acne. try high carb low fat diet.
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>>35260618
go back to your dermatologist and tell him about it
also say you're tired of this cream bullshit and tell to him to prescribe you accutane
you're welcome
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How do I get rid of gyno? This poorfag Can't afford surgery. Plz halp
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>>35260399
2,5mg letrozole + 20mg nolvadex ED for 8 weeks++
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I wan a dick your mouth
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>>35260401
>2,5mg letrozole + 20mg nolvadex ED
any side effects?
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Is standing around in the front squat position with a lot of weight an acceptable core exercise?
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It kind of feels like doing the plank.
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Its common among olympic lifters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PoiLzYFMqc
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Oh what the fuck, I can't keep my back straight properly when doing this, I keep falling back. Is placing something like this underneath the heels an acceptable temporary solution?
How do I achieve sumo mode
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>>35260272
Permadirtybulkaru
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>>35260272
eat shit
don't even lift
repeat
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>>35260295
noooo you do total body workouts every dam day good sumos are lean like the image posted and eat cabbage and cheap ass pork like its going out of style, meat and veggies faggot no salads for you just soups
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Strong Cardio for a fatass 2015-12-15 17:10:15 Post No.35260176
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Strong Cardio for a fatass
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Im 5'9 260 btw. Finished my heavy lift 5x5s and accessories so I hopped onto a elliptical with an HR monitor and was able to keep my heart rate at 168-170 for 12 minutes straight (this is %90 of my max HR)
My resting bpm on average is 63.
Come at me white boys
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I also used to keep my heart rate above 165 for half an hour or more when I was regularly doing cardio after lifting.
How awesome am I?
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5'7"
265lbs
i run a 5k in 23 minutes on a treadmill
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>>35260176
What the fug is this image.
Is drinking everyday bad for gains? I drink 8-10 beer a day
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> I drink 8-10 beer a day
you're an alcoholic.
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>>35260169
>thinks 10 beer everyday is an alcoholic
muricans
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>>35260141
Yes, sadly, it's one of the worst things, even eating shitty food can be discussed if you burn that much calories/fat working out, beer is just wrong that many times a day/week.
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>they will never reach low BF %
>they will never unlock facial aesthetics
>they will never unlock low BF penis length gains
>they'll never unlock vascularity
>they will never have six pack
>they will always be ''that fat strong weird guy''
>''b-but I can pick up 300kg and raise them up in a controlled manner''
Let's laugh at (most) powerlifters /fit/
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>>35260122
>He has to check with MFP to see if he is 'allowed' to eat something
>He can't fit a large meatfeast into his diet without skipping a meal or eating cabbage the rest of the day
>he can't binge drink with the lads
>he lifts for girls
>he is weak
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>>35260122
Unlocked all those things but i'm still not going to bash someone else for having different goals.
To each their own.
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>he "goes to the gym" but he doesn't have abs
L M A O