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u become a fucking pussy and your testes shrink

checkm

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>>35292711

Vitamin B complex is going to be difficult for you, as well as protein, obviously. Keep up with those eggs.

But the hardest part is going to be not getting all preach-y lifestyle about it. You did a really good job, but just watch what this thread turns into.

nope not cb

i like big butts

man

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WHAT IF she was roiding like zyzz and bulking like klokov? would she at least ALMOST be as strong?

>>35292447

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bump

It's never deep enough, anon.

>>35292143
Yes that is deep enough

>>35292143
I don't see a sweaty sack-print on the floor beneath you. No lift, 27 red lights, expelled from imaginary meet and sentenced to three years in the salt mines.

literally no over-the-counter product will fade them. You have two options:

>wait for years and hope they fade away
>get laser treatments to heal them

Realistically, especially if you have deep scars like the ones in the pic, only lasers will fade them. Don't buy into the hype of "omg I put a plumb, a pear, and a oatmeal packet up my ass and my acne scars went away!" Save up and get the lasers

>>35291597
What the fuck, is this the surface of some kind of unexplored planet?

My trypophobia has been massively triggered. Fuck you OP

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>>35276923
Being spiderman

Way too many factors to simply answer. Are you trying to escape? Stop the situation happening in the first place? Disable the guy? Kill the guy? Are you looking for trouble? Does he have a knife? A gun? Is he willing to kill you? Is he in a gang or a group likely to retaliate? Is it one guy or multiple? Is it a back alley or a town centre?

In most of these situations, if it comes to conflict, you've already failed the important objectives.

i would say MMA because theres nearly no rules and you can fuck people up pretty badly

Leggings are comfortable as fuck, I don't care what you say OP.

I get weird looks when I wear them under shorts, I usually wear them under sweat pants

>>35298689
I'm not saying they're not comfy, I wear them too. But together with shorts? Why?

>>35298704
I'd guess because they're easier to move around in or more comfy than sweats

>>35298416
>It smelled like an animal crawled up my ass, died, came back to life and reproduced a few dozen times and then the whole animal extended family died and rotted inside of my asshole
>smells like i shit out a fucking animal holocaust apartheid from my ASS

I can't stop laughing my sides hurt so bad

>>35298416
hahahaahhahahaahhaahahhahahah

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>>35298416

Nigga u crazy LMAO

>>35297995

kegals

>OP's pic

Why

Do you get a kick out of making straight men think you're a girl

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>>35297995

>trap
>aesthetics

ofc fame

the love of my life would want me to be the best version of myself

I enjoy lifting, enjoy having a body I can say it's nice, enjoy being strong and I think there's no reason to stop giving the best of yourself after getting someone special, and if you really love that person, you will probably want to do the best for that one in any way you can.

I'd work out even harder. I'm prone to co-dependency but damn it if it doesn't boost my motivation tenfold to feel like I serve a purpose by having someone to love and be loved by.

Well the lighting is a lil different

From woodsmash to woodsmash

>>35297877
left has better posture but they still need more ankle maneuverability

>>35297196
Just count your fucking calories and eat less than you need. It's not hard.

>>35297196
Don't skip meals, just eat less during your meals.
Fasting will only slow your metabolism. Starving yourself is worse than eating at a slight deficit (20-25% of your TDEE)

>>35297501
BROSCIENCE ALERT MATE. http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/10837292
>

Resting energy expenditure increases in early starvation, accompanied by an increase in plasma norepinephrine. This increase in norepinephrine seems to be due to a decline in serum glucose and may be the initial signal for metabolic changes in early starvation.
Earliest drop in metabolic rate during short-term fasting is recorded at 60 hours. Not eating for 12 hours, or even 48 hours, is not bad for you and won't send you straight into le ebin starvation mode, where you are somehow rendered incapable of losing weight. Stop perpetuating the myths guys. Eating a large calorie deficit with any number of meals has its own set of issues, but IF is not inherently worse.

if only i knew BREH

>>35297035
useful response my man

>>35297012
READ THE STICKY
SS+GOMAD

>>35296905

>cake
>my gf

Hallo Reddit! Upvoted XD!!!!!

SEe you at the frontpage

tHaNks for the gold lolz :XD!!!!!

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Apparently fondant is hard to work with. Awesome cake though.

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love you too OP

k

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>>35296679
DON'T GIVE UP

>>35296679
Post routine and stats.