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It was my understanding that drinking soy milk would give you breasts after 1 month and a fully functioning vagina after 6.

I'd stick to regular m8

Milk is for babies, when you grow up you have to drink beer

>>35535236
Normal milk is actually worse with all the hormones they pump into cows

What's the largest animal you think you could knock out with one blow (ie kick, punch, elbow or any other direct physical strike without the use of any instrument)?

Personally I'm pretty sure I could knock out a deer, possibly even bigger animals

>>35535405

i reckon i could down a horse

literally the definition of non-natty

>>35535035
Well, but can I into Grey Fox mode natty? But ykno, with a leotard instead of armour.

>>35535069
thats not very tactical
i do not know of any advantage a leotard would give to your sneaking

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>that feel when your OHP goes up

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>that feel when your bench and ohp goes up but squat stalls

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>>35535063
>That face when you bulk, but only your bench is increasing

When i got hiv

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>>35534736

>/fit/
>anyone ever making it

zyzz is long dead and so is our ability to make it.

It died with him somewhere in a gay sauna.

>>35536737
I hope you at least got it while licking a woman's asshole.

If your life is going south permanently, it may as well have been because of that. They're truly delicious.

yes, most of the times i go to the cinema it's alone

watching a film isn't a social thing

>>35534734
I've never gone alone. I won't go unless I have someone to go with.

>>35534734
>Does anyone do this?

I used to because I hated waiting on my friends to set aside the time. Plus we had different taste in movies.

>Progress from C25K

You can always start with Bridge-to-10k. I just finished week 3.

but why would you want to give up Itachi-mode

>>35534749
>wanting to look like a chinese cartoon

ishygddt

>>35534709
Sleeping every now and then should do the trick OP

>>35534548

you're right bruv.

I've never been into powerlifting and I get that they move some huge ass weight but I'd love to see them try it high bar/etc

>>35534548
Powerlifting is a sport where you test specific movements. You can train for that however you see fit, but permitting low bar and sumo in competition helps to make judging more objective.

>>35534548
I see no problem with training these movements, and lifters at high levels put up heavy ass weight.

Denying that moving the same wegiht high bar is more difficult is stupid though, I agree.

>>35534517
Women are weak, you are strong, be the lion.

What do you guys do when you cant lift away your feels? I feel worse now then i did before my session, my fwb wants to fuck too and i dont even feel like it, this is too many feels for a friday arve brehs

>>35534517
You're going to make it, man. We all are. Two years ago I got divorced. It was the darkest time of my life and all I thought about was how much I missed her. Since then I started to improve myself. At first it was in some vain hope that she would come back to me, but eventually I was doing it for myself.

Now lets go back to a couple weeks ago. Her and I have been talking for a while, and then out of the blue one night she asks me to run away with her. She says she was wrong about everything and I have always been the right man for her. She wants to try again.

But now I realize that I am better, and that I am happy being better all on my own. I don't need her anymore, and more importantly I don't want her. The same will happen to you.

Focus on improvement. Become strong. Become intelligent. Become an island unto yourself and learn what makes you happy without needing anybody else.

It's going to be okay, breh. We're all gonna make it.

>>35534441
http://youtu.be/lmU9e67EfmI

GOAT

>>35534441
This one helps me go for the gains set.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ldMI0KLP8fM

>>35534441
same. Such a hype tune, really gets me going whenever I want to work my hardest.

>>35534237

Imagine being Arnold in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Jamie Curtis, you fuckin' fine, all sexy with your tight body and horrific androgynous monster face. I would totally have sex with you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do is fuck another 16 year old in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Arnold and not only sit in that chair while Jamie Lee Curtis flaunts her disgusting body in front of you, the favorable lighting barely concealing her stretchmarks and leathery skin, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while she perfected that dance. Not only having to tolerate her monstrous fucking visage but her haughty attitude as everyone on set tells her she's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, JAMIE LEE CURTIS LOOKS LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and watch her mannish fucking gremlin face contort into types of grimaces you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been fucking nothing but a healthy diet of blondes and supermodels and later alleged rape victims for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in Austria. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on her dimpled stomach as she sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there and revel in her "statuesque (for that is what she calls herself)" beauty, the beauty she worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Arnold. You're not going to lose your future political career over this. Just bear it. Hide your face and bear it.

>>>/fit/

>>35534258
Stale pasta bro...

nope

>>35534197
post pics op

yeah, dont go to the mall. If you cant pick up girls at uni theres no way you can pick up complete strangers in public.

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>bronze
>chiseled

Not yet, but you're on the right track. Keep it up bro.

keep it up senpai

>>35534010
Anything, as long as you remember to actually use a squat plug

>>35534010
Nothing.

>>35534010
Nothing

>>35533777
Check em

>>35533777
>dubs-dubs-heaven

Shit's confirmed: slow cooker diet 2016. Here come the gains.

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>>35533777
Checked