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What are some /fit/ approved pickup lines?
What's a good one if you're attempting to approach two girls with a wingman?
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>pick that up
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>>42511217
kek
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>get a normie gf and teach her to lift
Or
>get a gf who already lifts?
Keep in mind, the girl who didn't lift will be above your league once she has the squat booty (assuming you started about the same/10) and the girl who already lifts has spent her entire training life getting hit on by gym Chads
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>>42511130
Sounds like I'm lucking out by getting a gf at all. Is the nonlift one skinny or fat?
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>>42511130
Her name is hanna claire
https://www.instagram.com/hannahclairefit/
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>>42511130
>squatting
>not being a quad dominant exercise
lmaoing at your life you stupid faggot
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IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? 2017-08-15 05:03:37 Post No.42510965
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IS THIS EVEN POSSIBLE? 2017-08-15 05:03:37 Post No.42510965
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Im a male
Large shoulders etc.
I want (need) to have a thin waist, lose my upper body muscle, lean shoulder, big booty large hips etc.
Basically, have her body.
Is this even possible?
What should I do?
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stay away from black guys
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>>42510965
>What should I do?
You should undo your brainwashing, if possible.
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> Thicc and manly
> Get hit ont by gay men and older women (not even milfs)
> Qts look at me with fear.
You lie to me /fit/!
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>>42510880
Haha now you're going to look like a fucking blob when you lose motivation and stop working out.
We got another one boys!
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>manly
>has to wait for girls to hit on him
hmm
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If you have never killed a mammal, you don't deserve to eat meat. 2017-08-15 04:39:27 Post No.42510786
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If you have never killed a mammal, you don't deserve to eat meat. 2017-08-15 04:39:27 Post No.42510786
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If you have never killed a mammal, you don't deserve to eat meat.
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I was going to say killed an animal, but the autists here would probably kill a bug or something. Fishing gets about a half a point, it's good to do but unless your diet is only fish you need to kill and eat a mammal. Chickens don't count because they are birds which are annoying as fuck and anytime you are near one you will have a natural instinct to kill it to get it to STFU.
If you have never looked an mammal in the eyes before killing it, you are showing yourself to be a vegan at heart (unacceptable). Unable to end a life of another living creature to consume it and benefit from it.
If you have never hunted for meat before, don't eat meat again until you use the tools given to you by your superior ape mind to kill it. Kill it with a rock or a gun or a bow. Or run it over with your car. Doesn't matter how, all that matters is that you look the being in the eyes before you do it, with a ferocity that tells them you are going to kill and eat them.
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>>42510786
i killed your mom's pussy, faggot
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Fuck off Zuckerberg
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>>42510786
Do stray dogs that come in yard count?
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>Doing SS for a few months
>Just became blueman on symmetric strength (total novice, no untrained)
>lifts still shit
>starting to go t-rex mode
My quads are way more developed than the rest of my upper body. Is it time to look at another beginner program? One that hits the upper body more? I like the progress I'm making on SS but I hate the way my body looks.
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>>42510479
should note that in particular i have no chest or lats to speak of and I think I have genetically bulky obliques and wide hips so i look REALLY strange rn
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>>42510479
>became blueman on symmetric strength
>starting to go t-rex mode
bullshit
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>>42510496
funny enough my back squat is my "weakest" lift according to symstr
idk how to explain it but I'm telling you i look like shit
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How do you force yourself to eat?
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I always used to ride it out and enjoy the rapid weight loss. Not to mention not eating for days would make me feel super giddy.
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>>42510401
Man just ride it out and see how long you can go without. Once I accidentally forgot to eat for three days. Didn't realize it until hunger pains and faintness
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>>42510401
I use skim milk. Not ideal but hey sometimes you just gotta do what you can.
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How would I grown man do to learn swimming?
It's especially for a buffed big guy to go around learning it around al the kids
I could swim when I was a kid but after many years I've completely forgotten it
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>How would I grown man do to learn swimming?
swimming?
u are a pretty dumb grown man
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Pools have adult lessons. Take those so you don't drown. Stop being a child.
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>>42510416
This.
Nobody in their right mind would run an all ages swimming class
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So why do people think this place is so bad? For 10 bucks a month you can def get a decent workout in if you push urself.
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>>42510373
It's mostly people who have actually never been in a Pf, and just heard untrue memes about it like no deadlifting.
There are definitely better places to work out, but considering the price, the only arguable dealbreaker is the fact that they have no Olympic bars/barbell free weights over 60 lbs.
Also, no one cares about the lunk alarm and grunting (at least in mine)
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>>42510443
mine just opened, super clean, big, free weights go up to 75lb and only 10 bucks a month. and 24 hours
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>>42510443
>untrue memes like no deadlifting
>only dealbreaker is no barbells
do you deadlift in the smith machine anon?
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>/fit/ keeps braggin about 1/2/3/4
>2/3/4/5 is where the party start gettin crazy
you guys are a bunch of DYELS
GTFO of my board
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>>42510334
Currently at 315/455/545
No GF in sight.
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>>42510334
4 plate deadlift is the hardest for me. gf is way easier
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>>42510341
i can be your gf
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>tried to neg
>she told me to stop trying to be an asshole and put me on a no speaking ban until further notice
thanks fit
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>>42510281
the thing is.
if you're going to try to neg, you also have to hit on as many women as possible (that you like of course).
the more rejections you face the higher the chance of success.
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>>42510281
Cant believe you made a thread about this and didnt have the decency to at least greentext the story
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>>42510425
>qt at work said her favorite word was pendant
>said wow qt that is so uninteresting
>qt said anon stop trying to be an asshole you are banned from speaking to me until further notice
its almost like i did greentext the story in the OP you retard
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How strong was george foreman on his prime ? What do you think his lifting numbers were ?
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>>42509747
who the fuck is htat
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>>42509835
He ended apartheid in SA.
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>>42509835
George foreman one of the best boxers ever lived you cunt
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What's the point of lifting if I'm an actual autist? Diagnosed autism
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buff autist>frail autist
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>>42509657
Wouldn't that just cause more problems? Like more guys trying to test me?
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>>42509692
yea, but then you can just pick them up
Anyone lift from home? Just set this up. Waiting for my bumpers to arrive.
It's the bare minimum, but I think I can make it work.
Does your racks move a bit when you slam the barbell against it? Like say you're finishing a set for benchpress and you just push it back.
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>Does your racks move a bit when you slam the barbell against it?
you're supposed to drop a couple plates on those holders to weigh that shit down so it doesn't move all over the fucking place. also if you don't have a spot buy some fold up saw stands to act as failsafes. just make sure the one you buy is the right height for benching and squating (which generally speaking should be the same)
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>>42509570
I built a home gym to motivate myself to start lifting. Been a month now and I'm addicted.
Set up alerts on craigslist for things like "Bench", "Squat", "Weight", and "Dumbbells". Stuff like that. You'll get an email whenever something in your price range pops up and you can jump on it. I got most of my stuff off CL for a good deal.
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>>42509716
Are saw stands really good spotters? I'll definitely consider buying one.
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Are lifting gloves really a meme or do they have a real use?
Calluses are actually starting to effect my lifts.
Should I see a doctor?
Just lift through it?
Do your hands just get stronger over time?
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>>42509047
yes. you should go to your doctor for calluses
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>>42509055
Would gloves help?
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You need to develop the callouses. Use chalk. Gloves get in the way of a secure grip and are only for protecting the hand if you have an open wound. So sayeth Rippletits.