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Hi /fit/,
What is a good way to get explosive energy, even if it is just for a few hours?
Caffeine doesn't cut it anymore, with the amount it would take it has become impractical. Most supplements barely work as well. Sleep/healthy food and what not is useless. Help!

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:22:38 Post No.35682847
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>>35682835

Cocaine

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:24:27 Post No.35682875
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:24:27 Post No.35682875 [Report]

Stop fapping, get bloodwork and stool tests done, eat more carbs

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:24:30 Post No.35682876
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>>35682847
No doubt it would work, but where does one even get it?

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Did I take gear or not? 2016-01-19 21:17:27 Post No.35682795
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Did I take gear or not? Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:17:27 Post No. 35682795 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4yair-RumyE
You tell me brahs bc apparently this isn't achievable naturally?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:22:28 Post No.35682845
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:22:28 Post No.35682845 [Report]

LOL

you certainly roided
no doubt
ahahahah

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:24:59 Post No.35682882
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>>35682795

i see the pic on the left and think: guy is pretty huge, almost certainly roiding but maybe he just has GOAT genetics, after all, the pic on the right is of him when he's probably 10-11 years old (with the right one probably at mid 20s), so it doesn't make sense to look at the right pic as a "before" pic, it was BEFORE even puberty

then in your video you claim this happened in 5 years

tippity toppity kekkity kok

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:34:24 Post No.35683012
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>>35682882
This is a believable natural body after five years though

Not particularly big though, just veiny

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:17:06 Post No. 35682790 [Report] [View this topic]

I fucked up /fit/

It's nearing closing time and there's only me and this huge guy there.. He wanted me to spot him for his PR on bench

Fucking 4pl8s man. I have never spotted before and I'm autistic as shit, like am I supposed to touch the bar? Am I supposed to rack the bar? What is my job? Freaking out but I've accepted and it can't go too bad can it?

He brings it out and brings it down to his chest while spluttering and shit but he didn't tell me to do anything. He just passes out

He fucking passes out and the fucking weights are choking this guy. I didn't even know it was possible to choke someone who was unconscious.

I literally couldn't lift the weight off of him and there was no base for the plates to roll on.

This guy is just dying so I run to get some staff who are on the other side of the gym, but there's like 2 fucking guys or something and as usual no one is at the desk and are probably watching cat videos in the office. I run in and they're literally on youtube laughing at that video of that panda sneezing.

One of them looks at me and I tell him what's going on and the other just fucking replays the video wtf.

The guy is receiving medical treatment right now, I'm so fucking terrified that this is all my fault and that he's going to kill me when he recovers. I've been told some shit about this guy...

Tl;dr I hospitalised someone because I was a shitty spot and they may come for me

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:19:18 Post No.35682808
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>>35682790
well if you don't look like you can spot 4pl8s he shouldn't have asked you
you should've just said no

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:22:08 Post No.35682840
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>>35682808
I hope saying this will stop him from ramming me with his fist

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:22:31 Post No.35682846
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:22:31 Post No.35682846 [Report]

blame is mostly on him and the dudes, you not as much but the guilt is there. spotting Rex over there with 4 plates was a dumb thing to agree to, but at the same time the staff should have jumped up and ran to help

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:08:07 Post No. 35682689 [Report] [View this topic]

You have been given the task of creating a society where everyone is fit.

What do?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:09:14 Post No.35682706
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:09:14 Post No.35682706 [Report]

Quit

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:10:30 Post No.35682721
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>>35682706
You can't quit. If you refuse to you and your whole family will be executed.

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:12:29 Post No.35682736
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:12:29 Post No.35682736 [Report]

I'm pretty sure that is completely impossible without recreating "The Giver" and just restricting the population to <100 and [spoiler]killing people if they get too old or fuck up[/spoiler]

Improve (ID: !!WFnUKU9qT7X)
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Improve (ID: !!WFnUKU9qT7X) 2016-01-19 21:02:04 Post No. 35682632 [Report] [View this topic]

Hey guys. I'm planning on studying a few different martial arts starting next month.

What would you guys recommend for my eating habits as well as my workout habits?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:04:36 Post No.35682650
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Weighted dips 1x5
End own life 1xF

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:06:31 Post No.35682672
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:06:31 Post No.35682672 [Report]

>starting martial arts

Are you going to be getting into the ring? If so, you'll want some good cardio.

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:07:22 Post No.35682681
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:07:22 Post No.35682681 [Report]

first of all, dyel?

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Jason "CIA" Blaha ending Jeff's Career 2016-01-19 21:00:34 Post No.35682606
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Jason "CIA" Blaha ending Jeff's Career Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:00:34 Post No. 35682606 [Report] [View this topic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVZuedDLW70

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:11:39 Post No.35682729
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:11:39 Post No.35682729 [Report]

i love how he all ways says he is bigger than everyone.

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:14:51 Post No.35682765
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:14:51 Post No.35682765 [Report]

Mirin that perma bulk

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>>35682729
It was funny when he said hes bigger than rich piana.

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W 2016-01-19 20:58:00 Post No. 35682565 [Report] [View this topic]

what do you think about this body?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:00:21 Post No.35682600
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>>35682565
Slightly above average. Would stop dating if she didn't start lifting.

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>>35682565
>>35682600
Unless it's a dude.. then would chastise for posting images as if a girl on the internet, instead of dating.

Anonymous 2016-01-19 21:05:20 Post No.35682659
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>>35682565
Looks like a skinny dude. Are those stretch marks?

Steroids General
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/roids/ Steroids General 2016-01-19 20:52:33 Post No. 35682504 [Report] [View this topic]

Cheating Frauds General

>t h i r s t e d i t i o n

Prev
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Cheeky (ID: !!FAuZa1a5qyA) 2016-01-19 20:54:36 Post No.35682533
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>>35682504
In 4 1st, chicas and shoulders

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>>35682533
in 4 cheekys full frontal nude pics

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www.labroots.com/trending/id/2137/being-lean-and-unfit-is-better-than-being-fat-and-fit/health-and-medicine

Get shredded. Fraud longer.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:49:03 Post No. 35682464 [Report] [View this topic]

Oh hello there /fit/
Don't mind me

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:50:15 Post No.35682474
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>>35682464
I already ate. This picture did nothing for me.

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>>35682464
Shoo shoo gains goblin
>mfw I could eat an entire loaf of bread in one sitting
>mfw I had to stop buying bread because it was killing my cut
>mfw I just ate but want to buy a loaf right fucking now.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:27:30 Post No. 35682206 [Report] [View this topic]

>2016
>still using steroids
>not using FEV (Forced Evolutionary Virus)
not going to make it

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:28:39 Post No.35682220
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>>35682206
He looks like a retarded version of Urgot

Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:30:23 Post No.35682236
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:30:23 Post No.35682236 [Report]

Damn what's this guys routine? He jacked af

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>>35682206
>FEV
kek, never thought of it that way

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What to do on rest days 2016-01-19 20:26:51 Post No.35682195
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What to do on rest days Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:26:51 Post No. 35682195 [Report] [View this topic]

I don't feel I'm training enough /fit/ I'm doing stronglifts 5x5 and the off days make me bored.

Also doing 30mins of cardio per day mon-fri.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:28:28 Post No.35682216
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>>35682195

Do some isometric exercises.

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:56:54 Post No.35682557 [Report]

Jelq routine on rest days

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>>35682195
I figure you just started, you'll se when you start putting some acutal weight on the bar, you'll be begging for rest days

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PROTEIN BARS 2016-01-19 20:23:35 Post No.35682154
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PROTEIN BARS Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:23:35 Post No. 35682154 [Report] [View this topic]

What is /fit/ opinion on Protein Bars? Not as everyday meal replacement but as food on the go?
Like
>going home
>but stuck in traffic,hungry
>protein bar from backpack/jacket
>not hungry anymore
or
>be at work
>ate but worked like a horse and now hungry like one
>protein bar to the rescue

Fuck yeah or fuck no?

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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:26:44 Post No.35682193
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>>35682154
probably eat one if i made them myself

Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:35:53 Post No.35682296
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Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:35:53 Post No.35682296 [Report]

I eat one (pure protein) every day for breakfast... Am I fucking my shit up?

Anonymous 2016-01-19 20:40:30 Post No.35682349
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>>35682154
good for cutting

complete waste of money if you're bulking or even maintaining

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