you cant be fit your whole life anon. what will it take to make you give up?
nice try fatass
>saged
>>42533765
Dying or complete quadriplegic.
/fit/ how do I get brad pit gains?
>>42533540
steroids and semen
>>42533545
Do you take the semen orally or anally?
>>42533554
Both.
painful but true
Guys in the top aren't also "legitimately strong"?
You're just posting this because you're a fat-ass who wants to feel better about themselves.
Anyone who looks like the top is literally in the top 1% of strongest people on Earth.
Take your autism elsewhere.
just do whatever is motivating to you.
if society collapses and you went for functional man mountain, you will be enslaved as livestock
Pic related is taken out of context from a guide on how to draw muscular men.
WHAT THE FUCK /FIT/
YOUR NATTY KING IS SLOWLY FADING AND YOU'RE DOING NOTHING
RICH PIANA MIGHT HAVE HAD HIS LAST SCOOP. LET THAT SINK IN
/FIT/ I CALL ON YOU TO GIVE RICH YOUR ENERGY
Pls Mr P dont leave us
>>42533387
Order 66 rich piana
>>42533387
We'll make whey from his ashes...
Do you believe that the human body is meant to be surpassed?
>>42533284
>humans are weak and fragile
>your heart beats every single second of every single day for 75 years without stopping
man I love twitter
>>42533284
transhumanism is the true enlightenment
>>42533284
>>42533315
>become robot
>exceed limit in knowledge and science
>realize knowledge is not limitless
>still cant make gains or experience stoicism through lifting
yes...HOWEVER
Alright /fit/, help me out to make a (possibly life changing decision).
I've been chubby my whole life, even after trying to be /fit/, I simply have an endomorph bodytype, so I'll go for 2 months with a great diet and workout routine and then just stop since it doesn't change me much. I'm currently 19 and really wanna try HGH, I'm a manlet so although I can look more muscular faster, it doesn't help that I keep fat like there's no tomorrow. I tried HIIT, Calisthenics, general cardio, lifting, even eating twice a day. I realize at my age, there's little chance of increasing height, but I have to try. If I at least gain some height, my fat won't make me look so much like the michelin man.
So /fit/, what do you think would be best for me? (height 5'7, 161 lbs, trust me, I have man tits)
>I simply have an endomorph bodytype
i bet you're big boned too
>I'll go for 2 months with a great diet and workout routine and then just stop since it doesn't change me much.
nvm, 10/10
>>42533265
I'll bite.
I said I'm endomorph because it's hard for me to lose weight, I have a slow metabolism compared to everyone else. You wouldn't know, though, since your only workout is lowering your mouse sensitivity.
>>42533249
Read the sticky.
Cut or bulk first if skinny fat?
cut
>>42533223
how bout you worry about actually lifting first
>>42533223
Bulk
Slowly
What's the gayest thing you've ever seen someone do in the gym?
Pic related.
>>42529826
>Hip thrust
>Gay
Pick one
Doing hip trust to make your men buns good looking for the ladies is anything but gay unless you do it to take it in the pooper
>>42529859
Or you can do squats like a normal person would. Hip thrusts are most definitely gay.
>>42529826
I saw a DYEL couple taking up the squat rack to do hip thrusts the other day reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Gayest thing I've seen was a guy doing the reverse squat sled thing, I don't know what it's called but I've seen a few gifs of hot girls doing it to show off their ass.
>tfw sharted and left a poop smear on the bench
>several people noticed it and my pants as I attempted to clean it up with the disposable equipment wipes
>immediately went home afterwards
>got a phone call from the gym but didn't answer it, they know it was me
>only gym in my small town
Mcdonalds had 67 cent burgers today and I ate 6 along with a large coffee. I overexerted myself and lost control. Feeling suicidal right now.
>>42533176
are you sexually attracted to floor tiles?
>>42533176
I hope this isn't true. Still kek'd.
nice post. also hope this isnt true.
40 grams a shake, 3 a day
What would this result in? Has anyone done it?
>>42533071
fridge mode is my city
>>42533071
death
>>42533071
pickup "rapid fat loss handbook" if you want to protein fast, before you kill yourself
>tfw first time trying to bench more than the bar and had to dump the dual 2.5g micro plates
>>42533070
Pounds*
I couldn't bench more than the bar a three weeks ago. Just benched 125lbs earlier. You'll increase pretty fast.
>tfw finally benched the bar
>be Chad
>work only glamour muscles
>shit form
>achieve body Stacys want to fucc
How is this possible?
>>42532924
By doing exactly what you said fag
Czekc em
>>42532924
You still have to be low bf% to look like that.
How many years does it take to get this physique natty
i'm 6'3 when do i start gear?
>>42532867
When you hit the natty limit
>>42532867
ASAP
>>42532884
Why wait until reaching the Natty Limit?
Will post the rest of it in following pictures. And I will also post the diet that accompanys it.
>>42532265
I prefer to do biceps on back day since many of the workouts for back also use biceps
>>42532265
Lots of overlap here
>>42532265
02
Is "I just worked out but I ate this shitty food right after so I negated my workout" a meme?
My mom just said this to me for having five slices of pizza after running 4 miles + core exercises
>>42532174
No you lost all your gains
>>42532174
SHIT LAD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
>I'll keep your gains in my thoughts and prayers. R.I.P
At this point I would consider suicide
>>42532203
Fug ok. I wouldn't really call them gains since it's my first workout all summer
>>42532234
Eh relax I still way 150lbs, the thing is I'm short though so that's not exactly a flat stomach